Chapter 421 The strongest cuteness
Star Alliance is busy preparing to join the Citadel. After all, this involves all aspects and cannot be completed in a day or two, and Duanmu Huai is not idle either.
In fact, in Duanmuhuai's eyes, the Batarians, a low-class alien race, are not even considered as pebbles on the roadside. But the enemy he will face next can be regarded as Duanmuhuai's most important person in this world. The first powerful enemy.
The reason is simple. This is not a war that can be won by force.
But on the spiritual level... Fortunately, he was also prepared.
"Hello, big brother, what's the matter with calling Kallen?"
Looking at Zhen Ji Ling bouncing into his room, Duanmu Huai's mouth corners were slightly raised, but soon, he calmed down his expression and looked at Zhen Ji Ling seriously.
"True wit."
"Huh? What's the matter, big brother?"
"I remember that the reason why you chose to follow me was because you wanted the whole world to recognize your cuteness, right?"
"Yeah."
Zhen Ji Ling nodded, while Duan Muhuai looked at her curiously.
"Why do you have this idea? Can you tell me?"
"Of course, then...let's start from when Kallen was born!"
Regarding Duanmu Huai's question, Zhenjiling also smiled and answered.
"………………"
Why don't you just start with the creation of Pangu...
Duanmu Huai resisted the urge to complain and looked at Zhen Ji Ling, who also started to speak swayingly.
"Brother, do you know? Babies always smile because of reflexes, right? The same goes for the newborn Kallen, who always has a smile on his face. So, Kallen's family will also laugh happily and say Kallen Karen is very cute, and I feel very happy when I see Kallen’s smiling face. Kallen’s cuteness can bring happiness to everyone—that’s what her family said to Kallen.”
"Hmm..."
Hearing Zhen Jiling's words, Duanmu Huai nodded. Indeed, Zhen Jiling's smile had a very special charm. Everyone would feel relaxed and happy just by seeing her smile. This may be the reason why Jin Ji Ling possesses the trait of "Superior Charm".
"So... Kallen decided to become the embodiment of 'cuteness'... It must have been when she was three years old."
“……………………”
This kid is really amazing, in every sense of the word.
"To achieve this goal, Kallen conducted various studies on 'cuteness', and a girl who admired Kallen also appeared... She said that after seeing the cute Kallen, she also gained the courage to change herself. , and said that I was her benefactor! At that time, Kallen was really happy. It was only then that Kallen understood that "cute real wit" can also bring happiness to everyone besides my family. As long as I feel happy being praised as "cute", everyone will also be happy because of "cute real wit". Becoming happier, isn’t this a win-win? ”
Speaking of this, Zhen Ji Ling also showed a yearning expression.
"So, Kallen wants to spread this happy cycle even wider, preferably to the entire universe! Let the whole world be fascinated by Kallen!"
"Hmm..."
Hearing Zhen Jiling's words, Duanmu Huai fell into deep thought. He had to say that although there were some exaggerations in it, he could feel that Zhen Jiling was indeed serious.
That's fine too.
"True wit."
Thinking of this, Duanmu Huai raised his head again and looked at the petite and cute Ma Niang in front of him.
"Next, I need your power. Just like you said, I want you to spread your cuteness to the universe, to every corner, so that everyone will be fascinated by you... But, you There are opponents, and they are of the same race. How about it? Are you confident?”
"A race???"
Hearing Duanmu Huai's words, Zhen Jiling was somewhat surprised.
"What does this mean?"
"Your opponents are them."
As Duanmuhuai spoke, he opened the screen to Zhen Ji Ling, and then Zhen Ji Ling saw in the screen a woman with blue skin all over her body and a head that looked like an octopus tentacle, standing there with a smile on her face. . Seeing this woman, Zhen Ji Ling couldn't help but frown.
"Huh? Is it her? This isn't cute at all."
"It's not her, it's them."
Duanmu Huai tapped the screen and continued to explain to Zhen Ji Ling.
"These are called Asari. They are one of the three major races in the Citadel. This race is the same as your horse girls, only female. As for their appearance... As you said, it is not cute or beautiful. That’s why the war between you will be more difficult.”
"???"
Zhen Ji Ling tilted her head in confusion and looked at Duanmu Huai, not understanding what he meant at all. Duanmuhuai coughed and continued to speak.
"As I said just now, the Asari race are basically single-sex, or at least they all look female. So the way they reproduce is very unusual. They will look for males of other races, and then perform a process called soul fusion with them. The behavior, simply put, is to integrate with the other person’s spirit to reproduce. ”
After saying this, Duanmu Huai's expression became serious.
"Because of this, these Asari have a very special ability, that is... they will make males of all races attracted to them, regardless of whether those races are humanoids or other long-looking races. Completely different races of human beings are attracted to them and have a liking for them, do you understand?”
"Huh??!" After hearing this, Zhenji Ling finally understood what Duanmu Huai meant and couldn't help being shocked.
"Is this okay? In other words, even a crocodile or a monkey would find these Asari attractive?"
"This is more like a special ability than a skill. It is precisely because of this that the Asari can become one of the three resident races of the Citadel, relying on their charm."
Speaking of this, Duanmu Huai snorted coldly. In fact, he really wanted to kill all these Asaris - but it's a pity that it's not the time yet...
When the time comes, there is no need for him to take action... Hmm...
From the perspective of the Tribunal, this race that seduces humans through its own abilities is the most dangerous alien race and should be completely purified...
But now...the only way to defeat magic is with magic.
The Asari's special abilities are awesome, but the clever [Superior Charm] cannot be overshadowed.
Let’s compare who is stronger and who is weaker.
"How? Do you have confidence?"
Duanmu Huai stared at Zhen Ji Ling and asked. He was very confident in Zhen Ji Ling's charm. You must know that in the game, the charming character Duan Mu Huai created had opened the mission route of the idol series more than once. , but that mission really requires players to sing and dance. Duanmu Huai pinched a girl, but it doesn’t mean that he likes to be cute and coquettish.
Besides, it’s fun to hit your chest with a small fist and hit your head with a small hammer, right?
The reason why Duanmu Huai asked Zhen Ji Ling to join was because he wanted to see if this [Superior Charm] was really that awesome. If Zhen Ji Ling could really fight against the entire Asari clan on her own, then in the future she would be A trump card to deal with the evil of obsession.
The only impact is that if Zhen Ji Ling really becomes popular, then maybe the orientation of human beings will...well...
But in order to fight against evil gods and aliens, these sacrifices are worth it.
No sacrifice is too big to be tolerated!
Therefore, even XP can be sacrificed and twisted!
In order to fight against the evil god, it's just a matter of XP, so just twist it.
Duanmuhuai silently praised mankind's sacrifice for the future, and then stared at Zhen Jiling.
"How? Are you confident?"
"Hmm..."
Hearing this, Zhenji Ling also started to think, but soon, she smiled again and looked at Duanmu Huai slowly and confidently.
"No problem, big brother! This is the stage Kallen wants! Kallen promises you that Kallen will never lose to these big sisters!"
"Very good, then first we need to consolidate our position, let's start from the Star Alliance!"
As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? It would be better for Star Alliance humans to become macho cunts than to become the licking dogs of those blue-skinned bitches like Asari.
Duanmu Huai just did what he said. He immediately contacted Li Longcheng and put forward his request.
When he first received the contact from Duanmu Huai, Li Longcheng thought something big was going on, but it turned out...
"Uh...Mr. Judge, you mean...you want an idol to debut in our Star Alliance?"
It has to be said that Li Longcheng was confused when he heard Duanmuhuai's request.
"That's right, he was the real smart guy who negotiated with you that day. You should have an impression."
"Of course, of course I have an impression."
Speaking of this name, Li Longcheng also raised the corners of his mouth slightly. Of course he remembered that cute girl. I have to say that that girl did have a special charm that made people think she was very cute. Of course, people of Li Longcheng's age wouldn't have any bad thoughts about Zhen Ji Ling. After all, that girl feels like their daughter or granddaughter, and it's not too late to hurt her.
"She wants to be an idol? Well...this should be no problem...I can arrange it..."
Poor Li Yongcheng is now the president of the Star Alliance. Who knows what the entertainment industry does, but he doesn't care. After all, the Star Alliance government has authority, and it doesn't cost much resources to support a small idol.
"Don't go to such trouble. Getting involved with the government is likely to cause unnecessary trouble, so I just hope you can provide a platform."
"Well, I'll find someone to help you arrange it later."
Everything has specialization. It is a good thing for Li Yongcheng to go to war and politics, but being an idol is beyond his ability. Fortunately, the president is the president. From the above sentence, the suitable candidate can be found soon.
Not long after, a girl appeared in front of Li Longcheng in fear.
"Is that you?"
Looking at the girl in front of him, Li Longcheng seemed very calm. He didn't know who this woman was, but he ordered to find someone who could run the entertainment industry, and then his subordinates recommended this girl, and the latter even more It was trepidation - after all, Li Longcheng was the president of the Star Alliance. She was such a small character. Although she was considered a big shot in the entertainment industry, how could He De talk to a big shot like Li Longcheng.
"Yes, yes, Your Excellency, according to your request, I have formulated several plans..."
As the girl spoke, she tried to explain, but was directly interrupted by Li Longcheng.
"Okay, I don't understand this kind of thing, so you don't have to tell me. I'll give you a number and you can just contact the other party. By the way... Well, it's nothing."
Although Li Longcheng wanted to say a few more words, he thought that if he said too much, there would be no three hundred taels of silver here, so he didn't say anything more and just asked the girl to find someone.
After all, as the president of the Star Alliance, he has too many things to be busy with.
(End of chapter)