Chapter 253: Neither works
“Hey, you old lady is really good at it. You can’t pick up any pot, right?”
Silly Zhu glanced at the old man who walked in with helplessness on his face. Madam, please get up and come forward to help me.
Unexpectedly, Chu Heng’s hands and feet were faster than his. He stood up and ran over. He took the deaf old lady from the hands of the two guardians with a smile, and helped her to the table: "Madam, you Slow down, I’ll save the meat for you.”
“It’s still Xiao Hengzi’s post. Heart." The old lady took his hand and sat down. She patted the back of his hand with a smile. She turned to Silly Zhu and said, "Zhuzi, you don't need to get angry. I've seen that girl named Yu, isn't she? Your good match will save you worries when you get older, and you will save yourself from stumbling later.”
"Oh, I got it." Silly Zhu responded lazily, obviously not agreeing with her words, and he still couldn't forget about the girl Haitang.
"Don't be downcast here. How about I introduce you to a girl today? She must be a good girl." The old lady smiled mysteriously, and her mouth with few teeth was very big. Yes, the lips are slightly retracted, looking a little funny.
"Oh, that's good." Silly Zhu suddenly became energetic. Yu Haitang, who was still thinking about him just now, was instantly forgotten by him and he quickly moved closer to the old man, a pair of His eyes were shining brightly.
"Please tell me, which girl is she from? Do I recognize her?"
Chu Heng blinked, and there was already a vague guess in his heart.
It's probably either Qin Jingru or Lou Xiao'e.
Because in the original work, the old lady paired up Lou Xiaoe and Shazhu who stayed at her house, but now that she has Qin Jingru in her house, there are some variables, but most of them are escapees. But these two people.
As expected, the old lady slowly raised her arm, pointed at the two women behind her, and said with a smile: "The person I'm talking about is Lou Xiao'e. What do you think?"
Lou Xiao is discussing with Qin Jingru where to go for a walk later. E was stunned for a moment, then stamped her foot angrily, and said anxiously: "My wife, aren't you just messing up the rules? How can I and him do it?"
"That's right, how can I do that? Go and get together with my enemy's wife!" Silly Zhu also shook his head like a rattle.
"What are you talking about, Silly Zhu! I'm single now, no one's wife!" Lou Xiao'e glared, pointed at Silly Zhu angrily and said: "Also, who said I'm going to marry you? You don't even look in the mirror. What kind of virtue do you have!”
“Hey, you’re a second-hand guy and you’re so arrogant? It’s as if I’m going to marry you.” Silly Zhu’s mouth was also rude, and he directly stabbed people’s hearts.
"You, you, you... He Yuzhu, you bastard!" Lou Xiao'e suddenly became furious.
Qin Jingru’s expression on the side is not good-looking either. She is also a second-hand product!
“Okay, okay, stop arguing.”
The old lady put the crutch in her hand on the ground and stopped the quarrel between the two. Then she said to Lou Xiao'e: "Xiao'e, listen to my wife, this stupid Zhu, don't look at his mouth, worry about his eyes. It's not bad. You can see it all these years. In the whole yard, except for Yi Zhonghai, Among the younger generation, you, Shazhu and Xiao Hengzi are the only ones who can think about me.” Lou Xiao'e was still angry, and glared fiercely at the person opposite with her mouth uncovered with a cold face.
They are both men, but the gap is so big!
Silly Zhu did not give in at all, and curled his lips and said: "Don't worry, I will never bring you back even if I'm a bachelor for the rest of my life."
"Why are we arguing again? Shut up now. "Listen to me." The old lady slapped the silly pillar and said it carefully. The elder said: "Zhuzi, this girl Xiao'e is also kind-hearted. She is definitely a good match for you. Moreover, don't think she has had no children in these years, but this is definitely not her fault. If you don't believe it, try it. , I’m sure I can give you a big fat boy.”
"Pfft!"
"Ahem!"
Chu Heng sprayed.
Although he did not live for many years in total, it was still two lifetimes, but this was the first time I heard that there was still a chance to give birth to a child.
Are you going to buy clothes?
Seeing that he was coughing badly, Qin Jingru's face turned red, and she felt extremely distressed. She hurriedly ran forward, patted his back gently, and helped him calm down: "Brother, are you feeling better?"
"Okay, okay, it's okay." Chu Heng waved his hand. "I've finished my words, you two should think about it." The deaf old lady smiled and patted Silly Zhu's shoulder, then looked at Qin Jingru meaningfully, then stood up slowly: "Let's go, let's go out for a walk. ."
"Humph!"
Lou Xiao'e snorted towards Shazhu and stepped forward to help the old lady.
"I'm leaving, brother, please pay attention to this when drinking, don't be too hasty." Qin Jingru told Chu Heng, then reluctantly went out with the old lady and walked out of the courtyard.
They left in style, but they left a room full of chicken feathers.
It was a nice drinking party, but the old lady just messed it up.
"This old lady, I think she is an old fool." Silly Zhu didn't look at her harsh words, but her heart was confused. At this time, she had no intention of continuing to drink. She rolled her eyes and picked up the glass and said. : "Yes, we don't want to Drink, that’s all in the cup.”
“Okay.” Chu Heng didn’t say much, smiled, drank a glass with him, and then sat here and smoked a cigarette. , then stood up and left, letting Shazhu figure it out on his own.
......
In the next two days, the courtyard was calm.
Yu Haitang disappeared, Liu Haizhong didn't make any trouble, and Sha Zhu and Lou Xiao'e didn't even make any movement.
With nothing to eat, Director Chu could only turn into a salted fish. He went to and from work at two o'clock every day, and he almost had no time to spare.
But he was not idle for long.
On the evening of the third day, there was finally another disturbance in the courtyard.
On this day, the sunset is very good, the wind is also very good, and Director Chu is even better.
The old and young men in the courtyard are gathering in front of Yanbu Gui's house, bathing in the sunset, blowing the cool breeze, talking and laughing.
Suddenly, Yu Haitang, who had disappeared for two days, suddenly walked in from the courtyard door, followed by Xu Damao.
After all, this girl has never been pestered before, so she agrees to give him a try first.
Chu Heng glanced at Yu Haitang, who raised his chin like a proud black swan, and then at Xu Damao, whose smiling eyes were gone, and shook his head in a funny way.
Xu Damao is usually quite smart, but when he meets a woman, he turns into a fool!
Then Yu Haitang just broke up with Silly Zhu, and now she is able to get married to him, a divorced man in his thirties. Do you think she can be an economical person?
If you marry this woman, you will suffer the consequences!
Can’t help but think of a song by Teacher Dedema.
Thinking of this, Chu Heng laughed proudly again.
Hey, it’s my little Ni who’s better. There are women all over the city, and none of them can beat me!
Soon, his face darkened instantly.
It’s been so many days since Xiaoni’s mother has been away, I miss her!
(End of this chapter)