Chapter 420 Double kill!
When Chu Heng arrived at Director Lian's house, the old man was sitting alone on the horse in front of the door listening to the radio.
Wearing sandals on her feet, holding a large teapot in her hand, wearing a large white vest with holes on the upper body, and large gray patched pants on the lower body, she closed her eyes and groaned, "Nothing." The few hairs left on his forehead were swaying from side to side, looking leisurely and contented.
"Hey, this old man is quite at ease." Chu Heng bared his teeth and smiled, then cleared his throat and prepared to scare the old man by blowing his throat.
But just when he took a deep breath and was about to howl, his expression changed and he held it back.
He suddenly remembered that he had not been here for some time, and if he came to the door empty-handed, he would definitely be ridiculed.
Chu Heng rolled his eyes, put his hand into his bag, took out two bottles of wine and a bag of black tea from the warehouse, and then tiptoed to Old Man Lian, and then saw him angry Shen Dantian , and screamed: "What are you doing, old man!"
"F*ck!"
The old man was so frightened that he subconsciously removed the tea in the big enamel teapot in his hand. The water splashed out.
“Holy shit!”
The unprepared Chu Heng was instantly splashed with water and tea leaves all over his head and face, and became a drowned rat.
Thankfully the water is not boiling, otherwise it would be disfigured!
"You bastard! Are you seeking death?" When Old Man Lian saw clearly that it was him, he became furious. He took off his sandals and took them in his hand. He stood up and wanted to slap him.
“Alas, you’re joking.” Chu Heng, who had stolen the rice, quickly hid behind him. After wiping the tea on his face, he handed over the wine and tea leaves with a grimace. : "Your reaction is too big!"
"Is this big? If I had a gun, I would kill you!" The old man gave him a fierce look. , and then looked down at what he had brought. When he saw that the wine he brought was actually Hengshui Laobaigan, his face suddenly turned from anger to joy, and he reached out to take it with a smile, and handed Maza over: "You "You kid, just come. What are you bringing? You're so out of touch. Don't bother me next time. Just do it quickly."
Good guy!
This change of face is faster than turning the page of a book!
Chu Heng complained for a while, pulled Ma Zha and sat down, took out a handkerchief from his shirt pocket, wiped the tea on his face, then raised his eyebrows and said provocatively: "I just have nothing to do today. , I just wanted to come over and have a look. Let’s see if your chess skills have improved. Do you dare to play two games?” A small square table and chess box came out.
The table was set up, the chessboard was laid out, and the chess pieces were placed. The old man and the young man, who had not seen each other for a long time, began to have sex.
Two minutes later.
After being trained by his grandfather, Chu Heng successfully reproduced the old man's killing move, forcing Old Man Lian to a dead end.
The ones that are hopeless can be carried away directly.
"Oh? Why are you about to die?" The old man looked confused and rubbed his hair. After looking at it for a long time, he licked his face and said, "What, let me take a step?"
"What to give in to? Let's play a game quickly." Chu Heng placed the chess pieces on the table proudly, and he finally felt his grandfather's happiness.
It’s so cool to stand on the third floor of the store!
In this way, the two played five sets in succession, and the result was no surprise. Not only did Chu Heng not lose a single set, but he also controlled each set within five minutes.
Even the old man has become autistic...
“It shouldn’t be!”
The old man stared at the chessboard and frowned in thought, thinking about it and not knowing how he lost. , and then gradually began to doubt life.
Are you really old?
My brain!
It was not like this!
"Hey, it's up."
At this moment, a sturdy old man with silver beard and silver hair walked in.
The old man Lian turned around with a dull look on his face. When he saw clearly who the visitor was, his dim old eyes instantly gleamed. He immediately raised his hand and waved with a smile on his face, saying: "Here comes Lao Zhao, hurry up, hurry up. You play with this kid, I can't beat him , I have lost several games." This old man named Lao Zhao is a neighbor of Old Man Lian. They grew up together since they were young. As if good, he also loves to play chess, and his chess skills are pretty good. Okay, Shi Chang enjoys beating old man Lian.
Old man Lian asked Uncle Zhao to stand in for him just because he wanted to see these two fighting each other. Anyway, no matter who loses or wins, he can take revenge...
Eh?
This guy is not confused!
It works pretty well!
So, with his help, Chu Heng and Uncle Zhao, an old man and a young man who had never met before, started having sex passionately.
The winner is still a certain handsome guy. This guy can be said to have killed me to pieces recently, but he has also memorized dozens of killing moves and dirty tricks. In addition, he is very smart, so his chess skills are naturally very fast. increase.
He is no longer the same person as before!
And this Uncle Zhao can urinate into the same pot as Old Man Lian, and you can tell with your butt how good he is. Although he is a little better than Old Man Lian, he is not much better!
The two of them played chess for an hour or so, but Uncle Zhao didn't win a single game!
At this time, the situation in Qipanshan has reached a deadlock again. As long as Chu Heng takes one more step, he can kill the old man with a double cannon!
“Tsk!”
Uncle Zhao frowned at the chess game, thinking hard about how to solve it.
"I said, Uncle Zhao, please hurry up, the flowers I have been waiting for have all faded!"
Opposite him, Chu Heng crossed his legs in a sullen manner, his feet shaking as if he was being electrocuted. Not only did this grandson win someone else's chess game, he also kept talking.
"Have you thought about it? How about I go into the house and take a nap, and you take your time?"
"You are so quick, I have to drink the wedding wine later!"
……
“Bump!”
"No more playing!"
Unhappy to lose, Uncle Zhao finally got tired of it and threw away the chess pieces. He glared at him with a red head and a flushed face: "Let's play chess! What are you talking about? It's just you. You have a mouth, don’t you? Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth off right now!”
After saying that, the old man got up angrily and walked out of the yard angrily.
“Tsk, this Uncle Zhao is a bit too much to play with.” Chu Heng curled his lips, casually placed the chess pieces on Qipan Mountain, stood up proudly, and said to Old Man Lian, who was grinning happily: “ I have to go. Don’t do this to Uncle Zhao later. Play, otherwise the more you play, the worse you will get."
This is the experience he has learned these days. When playing chess, you have to play with masters. You will lose, but you can learn something. The reason why he has never been able to do it before. The reason for progress is because I am always pecking at each other with old man Lian.
"Do you know who this old Zhao is?" Old Man Lian suddenly looked over with a sad expression on his face,
"What do you mean?" Chu Heng looked confused.
"Before he retired, he worked in the sea. He also has two sons, and now they also work in the sea!" The old man had a gloating smile on his face.
Double kill!
“Damn it, old man, you tricked me!”
Chu Heng was immediately horrified. Did he have to choose a cemetery in advance?
Babaoshan?
Or the Ming Tombs?
Why is old man Lian so shady!
If I beat you two games of chess, you will kill me? !
And
(End of this chapter)