Chapter 706 Crazy Old Man
“Well, if I hadn’t drunk too much at that time, if Qin Jingru hadn’t taken advantage of her, or been more careful, how could I have borrowed such a bad thing...”
Coming out of the steel rolling mill, Chu Heng sighed and babbled all the way, and he arrived at the courtyard without even using it for a quarter of an hour.
It was already late at night, the doors of every house were closed and the lights were brightly lit.
Well, it’s not certain, the lights are not on at Shazhu’s house.
When Chu Heng came to the middle courtyard carrying his things, he saw that his house was pitch dark, with a group of people squatting under the windows.
They were all in the dark, wearing dark-colored clothes. They huddled up and crouched there, like little devils urging their lives.
But it shocked him.
"I...
Chu Heng was about to curse, but he immediately stopped because he had already figured out what these goods were doing.
Listen to the bed!
"Hey!"
The guy smiled obscenely, hunched over and leaned over. After squatting down next to Liu Guangtian, he asked in a low voice: "When did it start?"< br>
“Half Oh my god!"
Liu Guangtian replied subconsciously, and felt that the voice looked familiar. He turned around and looked around, and could vaguely see that it was his boss, and said hurriedly: "Brother, why are you here? ”
"Stop talking!"
Chu Heng glared at him and quickly put his ear against the wall. A thin sound immediately reached his ears.
"Hoo! Call daddy!"
"Huh?"
"Hoo, ho... call daddy!"
"...Get down here!"
...
Because he came too late, there was no movement in the room before Chu Heng had listened to much of the meeting.
But it’s still exciting!
Look at Shazhu, that guy is so honest and honest, and he has a lot of love and sex!
Hearing this guy's blood boiled with enthusiasm, and he still had some unfinished thoughts.
Who hasn’t ordered voyeurism yet?
“Hey, Teacher Ran’s scream is quite nice!”
“But I can’t let it go, even dad won’t scream!”
“That’s right, Silly Zhu. With that face, wouldn’t it be nice to be her father?”
"Haha! What a shame!"
......
After listening to Qiang Gen, the grandsons didn't leave yet. They squatted under the window and chatted, everyone was beaming and breathing. Thick and heavy, looking extremely excited.
It’s like just watching a short movie.
“Crash!”
While chatting, these guys got a little carried away. I don’t know who knocked off a broken bowl on the window sill of Shazhu’s house. It fell to the ground and smashed into pieces. The harsh sound was heard in the quiet night. Far.
"Who the hell is outside!"
Silly Zhu's roar came from the room, and the group of grandsons immediately dispersed and quickly disappeared into the darkness.
Chu Heng, however, stood up calmly, twisted his butt, adjusted his sight, and then shouted loudly without blushing, "It's me, Brother Zhuzhu."
"Hengzi?"
There was a rustling sound in the house, and soon Silly Zhu, wearing a coat, walked out of the house with a strange smell all over his body. He looked at him doubtfully and asked, "Why are you here so late?"
Chu Heng wrinkled his nose, silently took a step back, and said with a smile: "I'm going to see the old lady, and I'd like to inform you that my sister-in-law's matter has been taken care of tomorrow. We can go to the Publicity Department.”
“Oh, thank you so much!” Silly Zhu was surprised and hurriedly grabbed Chu Heng’s hand and pulled him into the house: “Let’s go inside. Let's go and have a drink!"
"What are you going to drink? My sister-in-law is already lying down. Is it appropriate for me to go in? You're still a bachelor!" Chu Heng said nothing and pulled away from him.
After his suggestion, Shazhu remembered that his wife was lying naked in the room. He patted his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "Hey, my brain forgot that I had a wife when I was excited. Okay, then let’s do this. Come to my brother’s place tomorrow night and I’ll make it for you. It's a nine-turn large intestine!" "That's a deal! If it's a nine-turn large intestine, I'll be worried about you." Chu Heng's eyes lit up. He has always loved this thing, except for sashimi. I have tried all the ways to eat it, and the nine-turn large intestine is one of the top dishes in his menu.
“I’ll give you ten turns!”
Si Zhu punched him funny.
Because there was a naked wife in the house, Shazhu didn’t talk too much to Chu Heng. He said a few words, then closed the door and went back to bed to hug his wife.
Chu Heng stood outside the door, blinked his dark starry eyes, and squatted back under the window furtively...
It wasn't until twenty minutes later that he let out a disdainful sneer, took hard steps, and hunched over to the backyard.
It was already past seven o'clock, and the lights in the deaf old lady's house were still on. From time to time, the childish laughter of the little Huniu and the laughter of a man could be heard coming from the house.
Huh?
Man!
Chu Heng's body trembled, and his waist straightened up. After listening carefully again, he recognized that the man's voice was very old. He breathed a sigh of relief, and soon strode to the door. He reached out and knocked lightly: "Old lady, I am Hengzi!"
"Brother Hengzi?"
Qin Jingru stood up in surprise and hurriedly came over to open the door for him,
"Squeak!"
At the same time, the door of the Xu family room next door also opened. Well, Yu Haitang stood at the door pretty and looked at the guy with a look of resentment.
“Begonia didn’t sleep.”
Chu Heng waved to her cheerfully, ignored the woman, turned around and followed Qin Jingru into the house.
At this time, in addition to the old lady, Qin Jingru, and Little Huniu, there was an old man in the house.
He has a strong body, a muscular face, a big gray beard, and a smooth bald head. The back of his skull on the left side near the ear has a strange collapse, which makes him look a little creepy.
As soon as he caught sight of him, Chu Heng had a hunch that this person might be the Ying Pingshan that Old Man Xie said had a brain problem.
The characteristics are too obvious!
At this time, the old man was teasing the little tiger girl lying on the kang with a loving look on his face. From time to time he made some strange noises from his mouth, making the little guy giggle and kick his feet restlessly.
Seeing her lover looking at the old man intently, Qin Jingru hurriedly introduced: "Brother, this is Uncle Ying Pingshan, his comrade-in-arms."
Soon, she said to the old man again: " answer Brother, this is Chu Heng, we were talking about him just now! "
Brother...
Chu Heng looked at the age spots on Ying Pingshan's face speechlessly, and asked about Qin Xiaoniu's seniority! Express admiration.
"Are you Chu Heng?" Ying Pingshan, who had just finished delivering the things, seemed to be in contact with him for the first time. After looking him up and down, his eyes stopped on the things he had brought, nodded, and said angrily: "Well, not bad, what a talented person!"
This looks quite normal!
Chu Heng smiled at him in confusion: "Grandpa Ying, you praise me! You are the best among people."
"You are promising. The big words are not just a basket, but also a basket of words." The idiom came out. "The deaf old lady's ears also came out at this time." After working hard, he rolled his eyes at the old man, and waved to Chu Heng with a smile: "Come on, Xiao Hengzi, come sit on the wife's table and let me see what good things you have brought."
"Today I want to open your eyes!"
Chu Heng withdrew his gaze, walked up to the deaf old lady, and took out things one by one: "Madam, these are all good things that my friend helped me get from the Friendship Store."
< br>“Did you see it? Hangzhou’s brocade, In the past, those were only worn by dignitaries, and there is this, foreign milk powder, which is said to contain some trace elements. If the little tiger girl drinks it, it will definitely grow faster, and there is..."
Chu Heng introduced it forcefully.
Ying Pingshan's heart was raised over there, and he glanced nervously at the other end, worried that the smart old lady would see through their trick.
It was not until the old lady accepted the things with a smile that the old man breathed a sigh of relief.
But then, his expression froze, his face twitched involuntarily, and bursts of weird laughter came out of his mouth.
“Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, Jie, etc.”
Chu Heng was so scared that he almost peed!
“What’s wrong?”
"Hey, I'm crazy again."
The deaf old lady looked at Ying Pingshan with a complicated face, and sighed: "Xiao Hengzi, go touch his pocket to see if there is any medicine."
(End of this chapter)