Chapter 747 True or False
Chu Heng’s loud shout really startled the two old ladies who were quarreling. The two of them shivered in tacit understanding, and then they both stopped talking and turned their attention to this Regarding the handsome boy who had just come in, I secretly speculated on his identity and did not dare to make any mistakes for a while.
The old lady who was chanting sutras also raised her eyes and cast a searching gaze. After glancing at this guy's handsome face, she could not detect the depths of her cloudy eyes. There was a flash of surprise, and then she looked away and continued to recite her own sutra, as if there was nothing in this world worth her care.
Chu Heng looked at the fat and thin old ladies who finally calmed down, and felt that the world suddenly became more beautiful!
He breathed a sigh of relief, then waved to the one-eyed old man who was huddled in the corner of the room and looking at the others with a helpless expression, and said, "Why are you always standing so far away? Come here."
"Alas!"
The old man lowered his head and responded timidly. He bowed his already somewhat stooped back, put his hands in his sleeves and put his head in front of his chest, and followed The slave in the TV series walked to Chu Heng with small steps as if he were his master. With a smile on his face, he bowed to Xie Lixuan and the others: "Hello, dear leaders, my surname is Huang Mingda, and my courtesy name is Chongguang. I live in the south of Baizhifang. I am honored to be able to serve these leaders today. If you have any instructions, just say it!"< br>
"Brother, you are serious!"
Xie Lixuan stood up with a funny look on his face. Without any airs, he walked around the table and came to the old man's side. He held his hand cordially and spoke in a tone of voice. He said kindly: "I should apologize to you. , I shouldn’t bother you to come all the way to do some housework.”
Old man Xie has a bad temper, but who cares, friends, relatives, enemies, etc. , he never restrained his temper, scolded whenever he wanted, and hit whenever he wanted.
But for ordinary people like the one-eyed old man, he has always been kind and friendly. Moreover, he still has people to ask for, and he doesn't dare to have any airs.
He doesn’t even bother to use power to suppress others!
But the one-eyed old man didn’t know whether his attitude was sincere or an act. He hurriedly raised his hands and said: "I don’t dare to take it. I don’t dare to take it. Just call me Xiao Huang. I can share your worries. This is my little old man. "
Don't care if it's true or not, just pretend to be a grandson!
Seeing that he was still like this, Xie Lixuan stopped talking nonsense, pulled the old man and pointed at the three old ladies, and said: "Then please trouble me, Brother Huang, help us see which one is true!"
"No trouble, no trouble, you should deserve it!"
The one-eyed old man rubbed his hands, turned to look at the three old ladies, straightened his waist, walked forward and took a look at each of them, with his hands behind his back. Finally, he stopped in front of the old lady who was chanting sutras and said with a sneer: "It's really interesting that all three of them have moles on the left side of their faces. They are very well prepared!"
The old lady who was chanting sutras raised her eyes slightly, His eyes were calm and his face was calm, and he said calmly: "Then let the old man tell the truth from the lies."
"Okay, then I will tell the truth."
The old man He turned around and came to the fat old lady, pointed to the mole on her face with a smile, and said: "Old sister, if I read correctly, your mole was inserted on the back, right?"
There was a trace of panic on the face of the fat old lady, and then she opened her eyes and cursed angrily: "Fuck you, mother, I have this mole on my face since I was a child. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kill you." !”
As she said that, she raised her arm and swung it at the one-eyed old man’s cheek.
The old man didn't expect the old lady to be so fierce, so he hurriedly backed away, trying to avoid it.
“Crack!”
Chu Heng was one step ahead of him, took out his gun and stood directly in front of the old man, put the muzzle of the gun on her forehead, and threatened: “Be honest with me. Point! If you dare to do it again, I will kill you with one shot!”
As the old saying goes, those who are stunned are afraid of those who are aggressive, and those who are aggressive are afraid of losing their lives.
This fat old lady was stunned. At this moment, the cold muzzle of the gun was pressed against her forehead. She still dared to act mischievously. She took a few steps back in panic, clamped her legs, and waved her hands with a pale face. Said: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore!"
“Hmph!”
Chu Heng retracted the gun coldly, turned to the one-eyed old man who stared at the gun in his hand and said, “Man, please continue.”
“Huh? Oh oh!”
The old man came back to his senses and felt suspicious for a while. Is this such an ordinary little director?
Whose grain store manager carries a gun with him when he goes out?
I figured it out!
You don’t have a single word of truth!
The old man muttered in his heart, moved closer to Chu Heng, and whispered: "What about that, little comrade, you have to go and get some boy urine for me. After playing with it, put some on a rag and bring it over."
"Yes. ”
Chu Heng didn’t ask why, turned around and walked out of the yard. He touched a few children on the road, gave them a handful of candy, and bought a jar full of hot baby urine. Run back to Xie's courtyard.
When he arrived in the courtyard, he followed the old man's instructions and took out a towel from the warehouse. After it was stained with a lot of children's urine, he carried it back to the living room.
"Bring it here." Chu Heng handed the towel that was still dripping with water to the old man with a look of disgust.
"Thank you for your hard work."
The old man didn't care about this. He grabbed her and walked up to the frightened fat old lady. He put the towel on her face and wiped it hard.
Smelling the smell of urine that filled her nose, the old lady almost vomited, but she was frightened by Chu Heng's gun, so she could only endure the discomfort and let him do what he did.
A few moments.
The old man took back the towel, pointed at the old lady's empty left cheek, and sneered: "How dare you lie to me with this little trick? When I played this, man, you were scratched even after you crossed the threshold. Where’s the crotch?”
The old lady didn't know what was going on, so she looked at him confused: "You...what do you mean?"
But the thin old lady on the side saw it clearly, slapping her thigh excitedly and pointing. Then she shouted: "Haha, I just said she was fake Come on, she’s gone! Catch her quickly, don’t let her run away!”
The fat old lady understood now! What's going on? He subconsciously covered his face, turned around and ran out the door.
“If you move, I’ll beat you to death!” Chu Heng, who had waited for this moment, made a wrong step and blocked the door, used his murder weapon again, and forced the old lady back.
The fat old lady knelt down with a plop, and begged with tears and snot in her nose: "Please, please spare me, I was also forced, please spare me!"
"Close Mouth!"
Chu Heng scolded irritably and ignored her. He looked up at the one-eyed old man and motioned for him to continue.
The other people in the room no longer paid attention to the fat old lady, and all looked at the one-eyed old man. After all, they had long expected that there was a fake in it, so there was nothing to make a fuss about.
Only the strange middle-aged man is staring at the fat old lady at the moment. He is really sweating like rain, and his face is yellow and white. It is more exciting than Sichuan Opera. .
At this time, the one-eyed old man came to the thin old lady.
"True gold is not afraid of fire. If you have any invitations, just come!"
The old lady held her head high and held her chest high, happy and unafraid, but the dodge in her eyes did not escape Chu Heng. Eye!
Damn it!
This is definitely fake!
And
(End of this chapter)