Chapter 749 Missing
Chu Heng glanced at the three old ladies whose expressions changed. He already believed a little bit of the one-eyed old man's words, but there was something he couldn't figure out. After hesitating for a moment, he still couldn't bear it. Stop and ask: "Man, are these three old ladies really all liars?"
"I think so!"
The old man nodded firmly, and at the same time he thought about the eighteenth generation of his old man's ancestors They all greeted each other.
Both men and women!
You're already a man with half your foot in the coffin, and you're still messing around!
Besides, you can do whatever you want, why are you trying to drag me along?
Isn’t this intentional to harm others?
I, the whole family, cannot be buried with you!
Since you are unkind, then don’t blame me for being unjust!
Go play with eggs!
This old man is also decisive.
After guessing that this situation might have been caused by him leaking the news, in order to prevent Old Man Xie from holding him accountable, he directly sold his old buddy.
This is called a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist!
Moreover, if he is so proactive in exposing and reporting, he might be able to reap some benefits!
The old man is full of expectations!
"Man, you said they are all liars, and they are in the same group, but what about this scoundrel? I don't believe there is such a coincidence in the world, they both have the same left cheek. ”
Chu Heng has already circled between the thin old lady and the old lady chanting sutras, and is holding it in one hand. The gun was pressed against the head of the pale old lady's face, and her other hand stretched out to the person's face, lighting the wrinkles one by one: "I've seen it all, it doesn't look fake."
It looks very similar to the big white buttocks of his second roommate, and it feels very bumpy to the touch...
“Huh.”
When talking about professional issues, the old man immediately became energetic. He glanced at Xie Lixuan and others secretly. Seeing that they were also curious, he hurriedly organized some words, stood with his hands behind his hands like a tall man, and showed off in a eloquent manner: "Their hair is all fake, but the technique they use is much better than the one on that fat guy's face, and it's also a lot more troublesome. They have to use pig bristles to supplement it. Use a special liquid to prick the face, once a day, and it will take only three days to look like this!"
"Look carefully, do they all have such moles on their faces? Those dense little eyes? Those are the ones poked by boar bristles!”
“It’s true, hey!” Chu Heng came closer to the thin old lady and took a look.
The old lady looked at his finger on the trigger and was so frightened that she was covered in cold sweat. She threw her head back tremblingly and said with a cry in her voice: "Boss, please be careful. , don't get angry. "
Chu Hengli ignored her, pointed the gun at the fat old lady who was kneeling on the ground with her eyes rolling around, and asked again: "Why don't you just poke a pimple out of her as well? ?”
Ouch!
You are really good at chatting!
It would be a pity not to talk about cross talk!
The old man bared his teeth and smiled, and continued following his words: "Just to be clever, make a fake one first, and then another fake one after that, and finally leave the one that is most similar. Compare them one by one. This won't work. Is it easier for people to believe it? "
"Oh! Psychology!" Chu Heng suddenly slapped his thigh, then pointed at the old lady who had stopped chanting and asked: "Oh, by the way, you just called her Hu Meizi. Have you known each other before?”
I will definitely treat you to a drink later...
The old man glanced at Chu Heng with admiration, and suddenly he liked him so much that he really wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law: "I don't even know him, I just heard about him. .”
"The old man named Mu Yu'an who asked me about this matter was engaged in cheating in his early years. I heard him mention that he had a concubine named Hu Meizi who worked with him for job shortages. Today I I met this old lady and described it to him There are some similarities, and he is already suspicious, so the identity of this old guy is obvious."
Chu Heng scratched his head after hearing this: "What does it mean to be short of work?"
“Well, since you want to know, then I'll tell you something." The old man felt comfortable talking, licking his lips and continued: "They are a scammer, they have ten gates, Feng, Ma, Yan, Que, Porcelain, Gold, and Ping. , leather, color, hanging! ”
"This wind can be a strong wind, or it can also be called a bee. It is a gang committing crimes. Like bees, it comes and disperses."
Who knows that Chu Heng doesn't want to listen to him? Popular science, he waved his hand impatiently and interrupted: "Oh, let's talk about this later. You first talk about what is missing." Tsk!
Young man is not on the right track!
The old man was a little dissatisfied, but he did not dare to show it on his face. He hurriedly said: "This vacancy can also be called a que, which means gap. It refers to the position in the officialdom. Wherever there is a vacancy, there will be a vacancy. Someone will come and block it.”
"This is the most scheming one! Such a big picture requires mobilizing many factors, contacting many people, and the person who makes the game plans the strategy. Only when the game is completed can he leave with a lot of money."
"It's just that. "
After saying this, the old man sneered, shook his head and said: "Their game this time is a bit too rough. I’m too old to be of any use!”
“Hey!”
The old lady chanting the sutra sighed and stood up slowly, holding on to the armrest of the chair, as if she wanted to do it at any time. Looking like he was falling apart, he looked at everyone with a calm face and said: "Mr. Shigemitsu doesn't know something. The situation this time is not rough, but urgent!"
"Old lady, I entered the industry when I was eight years old. I have been in and out of the industry for so many years, but I have never made a mistake. I rely on caution!" There is nothing wrong with Zai Ye!”
“Today’s game, if Mr. Let’s find a place for the younger generation, and we won’t rush into it.”
“Oh, so you still have to blame me?”
Old man Xie’s face turned somber. Well, with his current status, there are still people who dare to make plans against him. This is really a birthday man who is taking rat poison and thinks that he has a long life!
"No one is to blame, only greed!" The old lady chanting shook her head, with a bright smile on her face. Although her face was wrinkled, she could vaguely tell that she must have been beautiful when she was young.
“Let’s go!”
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the old lady suddenly gave a sharp shout, took out a few things like hawthorn pills from her pocket and threw them on the ground.
At the same time, the other two old ladies followed her and took out the same thing and made the same action.
“Bang bang bang…”
The meatball hit the ground and exploded instantly. At the same time, a thick gray smoke with a pungent smell quickly escaped from the meatball, filling the entire room in the blink of an eye.
"Pa bang bang..."
Immediately afterwards, I heard a series of tiny footsteps in the room, and soon I heard the door being knocked open and the window being smashed.
“Ahem, what a piece of shit!”
Chu Heng was choked so much that tears flowed from his nose, but he didn’t care too much and rushed towards the door with a gun in hand. .
"Oops!"
He had just run a few steps when he heard a cry of pain. When he got out of the door, he saw the fat old lady lying at the door with a face of pain, her lips were purple, her face was blue, and her eyes were tight. close.
I was anxious, panicked, and had a heart attack...
Looking at the other two, the thin old lady was standing under the wall, trying hard to climb up the wall, but she couldn't. Not enough strength.
The old lady chanting sutras is more interesting.
She was walking through the main gate, and happened to meet the little silly girl from the Liu family coming over. The two of them bumped into each other, and they both fell flat on their sides.
I don’t know where they fell, but the old lady was lying on the ground. Can't get up.
Xiao Liuhong stood up and patted the dust off her body as if nothing was wrong. Then she put her hands on her round waist and glared angrily at the old lady who bumped into her: "Grandma, you hurt me. You must Pay me a piece...two pieces of fruit candy! Otherwise, I'll let my Uncle Candy bite you. He's awesome, let me tell you!"
(End of Chapter)