Chapter 1071 Bird in a Cage


"When was this cabinet replaced? It's not bad, it's much bigger than before."

"Hey, these are new biscuits? They weren't there when I left."

"I'm not telling you, how did you sweep this place? Didn't you see under the cabinet? There are still rice grains, put them away quickly, and sell them to those thornheads on the street while no one sees them now."

......

Sanliangdian. Here, even the old man walked around with his hands behind his back, remembering and gesticulating.

Mr. and Mrs. Chu Heng, Aunt Sun and other employees did not dislike him for being nosy, but were quite happy. They seemed to have returned to the past, when the old man led them to fight wits and courage against the unruly people.

In this way, the time soon reached five o'clock.

Aunt Sun and the others, who were originally cheerful, began to become anxious and frequently looked at the clock on the wall.

It's time to get off work, and it's time to go home and cook...

In fact, they also want to chat with the old man for a while, but this is a call from their blood, and they can't control themselves. ah.

So, after following Old Man Lian around for a few more minutes, Aunt Han couldn't sit still for the first time. She looked at the door with wandering eyes and said, "What about that, Director, my family is still waiting for me to go back to cook. Just Let’s go now, we’ll talk another day, ah, no, we’ll talk another day.”

After saying that, Aunt Han, who had already left the bag, quickly left the shop.

Seeing this, other people also started to leave.

"I'll go back first, director."

"See you later."

"I'm sorry, I'm waiting for dinner at home."

...

Several aunts also left in a hurry, like big fat geese rushing home to lay eggs.

Ni Yingxia and He Xueqing looked at each other, but did not dare to follow them.

Although they didn't know Old Man Lian, they also learned from the chat that this wretched old man was a member of the Sanliang Store. He was of high seniority and was not easy to offend.

"Hmph!"

The old man looked dissatisfied and said with a slumped face: "My wings are all stiff. I think before I came down, I didn't finish my words. Who dared..."< br>
“You can pull me down. I’ve never seen you show any majesty since I entered Sanliang Store.” Chu Hengdang Making trouble: "Which of your meetings didn't feel like a wet market? I remember one time because you deducted five cents of your bonus from Aunt Sun, she pulled out a handful of your hair."

"You bastard, You're the only one who talks too much!" Even the old man was furious and raised his hand to slap him. In front of the newcomer, can't you save some face for me?

Chu Heng jumped away with a smile, and then stepped forward to pull him out: "Okay, okay, let's go quickly. Today I invite you to Claypot House."

"I want to drink Maotai!" the old man shouted angrily.

"No problem, the old leader said, let alone Maotai, I will even touch the dragon urine for you."

"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, Xiao Ni, what are you doing? Just take a fancy to this What kind of thing is that? Fortunately, Han Yunwen didn't make it with him, otherwise I would have to complain."

"You have nothing to say, right?"

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Even the old man peed his pants again.

After he fell into an ice cave last time, the root cause of his disease was revealed. He suffered from frequent urination, urgent urination, inability to urinate, and pain from holding back the dripping.

This time Chu Heng invited him to a restaurant. He hadn’t had a drink for many days. When he saw Maotai, he became a little greedy. He drank more than half a catty and peed in the restaurant on the spot.

It seems that it is mostly useless.

"If I had known, I wouldn't have invited you to drink this meal. You said you are so old, why are you acting like a child? What's wrong with you that you don't know about?" Casserole Curie, Chu Heng The old man looked at him dumbfounded and his face turned red with embarrassment.

“Please keep your voice down, are you afraid that others won’t know?” The old man looked embarrassed. If it weren’t for the pain, he would have died in the restaurant: “Stop talking nonsense, let’s leave quickly. "

"Why are you walking? Your butt is wet. Do you want my car? Wait, I'll go get some pants for you." Chu Heng told his wife helplessly. After a few words, he got up and left the hotel.

For a while, Xiao Ni and the drunken old man were left on the table, staring at each other, not knowing what to say, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

Fortunately, Chu Heng didn't keep them waiting for too long. He came back with a small cloth bag after going out for a while, pretending to be pants, cotton pants, and underpants.

"Hurry up and find a place to change them. They are all new." He pinched his nose and stood far away, handing the bag to the old man.

Old man Lian quickly took the bag, ran out of the hotel with his head down and covered his face, and went to the public restroom outside to change his pants.

Xiao Ni was funny and distressed at the same time, and sighed: "Time is really not forgiving. The old director used to be such a tough person, but now..."

"He did this purely on his own, old director Those with old arms and legs should learn to lie down in the ice hole. It’s good if they don’t freeze to death.” Chu Heng pouted, feeling a little emotional in his heart.

“Everything in this world will eventually be let down by time.”

The same was true for him, too. It used to be a hassle-free night party with the three girls, but now the two of them started to have back pain. Only then did his ex-son, Tang's father, check it out for him and said that it was due to lumbar muscle strain and he couldn't do too much physical work.

"What are you doing? Why are you always so old-fashioned and arrogant?" Ni Yinghong turned her beautiful eyes and looked at her husband speechlessly. He would always express some inexplicable emotions.

"Haha, I am in love with the scene." Chu Heng smiled and walked towards his wife, smelling her milk-scented body fragrance, looking at her increasingly plump and alluring figure, he felt thiefly Xiao Ni and his wife started biting their ears, and soon the roots of Xiao Ni's ears turned red.

After five or six minutes of this, the man who had changed his pants sneaked his head in from the door of the hotel and waved to the couple: "Chu Heng, Chu Heng, let's go, hi!"

“Coming, coming.”

Chu Heng quickly picked up the shy little Ni, walked out of the hotel together, and drove Old Man Lian away from the crime scene quickly.

Not long after.

The waiter's shouting and cursing could be heard in the restaurant.

“Who is so wicked that she peed in the hotel!”

“I just heard the old man calling Chu Heng, it should be him.”

"Fuck!"

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Seven-thirty.

After seeing Old Man Lian off, Chu Heng and his wife returned to Xiaolihua.

As soon as he entered the hospital, Xiao Ni rushed back to the house. Instead of going to see anything, he like a baby released the myna, who had been alone at home for a while, from the cage and fed him some food. , washed the cage, and gave the silly bird a bath.

"None of my birds have ever seen you take so much care!" Chu Heng couldn't help but feel a little disgusted.

“You are jealous of a bird, have you ever escaped?” Xiao Ni put Baga back into the cage with a smile on her face, walked up behind her husband in steps, and gently gave him a hand He rubbed his shoulders and his beautiful eyes rolled around as he said, "Can I discuss something with you?"

"What are we discussing? You can give me orders if you have anything to do." Chu Heng hummed with enjoyment.

"Hee hee." Xiao Ni held his head in her arms, and in an instant she had four heads. She said with a smile: "I heard people say that this myna can learn more than a dozen kinds of bird calls. , How many birds are we raising? Let it learn more. Then a hundred birds can sing together, how wonderful."

"Okay"

Chu Heng was speechless. Normally you would be unable to learn new tricks, but you could learn the trick of carrying a bird in a cage very quickly!

The most important thing is, you are a girl, how can you get into this?

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