"That's done, let's leave first, Mr. Chu. In a few days, when you finish your work, you can find time to get together with your brothers. I haven't seen you for a while, and I miss you."
Waved his hand. , Du San turned around and got into the car, and disappeared into the night with a few little brothers.
Then Chu Heng, surrounded by Xiao Ma and others, carried his luggage and entered Xiaolihua.
When he arrived at the door of his house and looked at the heavy and simple courtyard door, Chu Heng felt indescribably at ease. After letting Xiao Ma and others put down their things, he raised his hand and knocked on the door.
“Bang bang bang!”
The three women who were sleeping soundly in the room woke up at the same time.
"Who is that in the middle of the night?"
The eldest cousin who was sleeping on the kang in the main room frowned and lifted the quilt and sat up, with two lumps of flesh on her chest covering her small vest Standing high, her long snow-white legs are strong and elastic.
"I'm going to check, you two don't come out."
She shouted to Xiao Ni and Yang Guizhi, who were sleeping in the east and west rooms respectively, and reached out to find clothes and pants to put on them.
The black and white dogs in the kennel under the eaves also woke up. They listened to the familiar breathing outside the door with their ears raised, and sniffed hard with their sensitive noses. Then they ran out of the kennel excitedly and came to the door to whimper. Scratching at the door.
“Woooooo~!”
Brother!
Big brother is back!
Hearing the low whimpering of the two dogs in the yard, Chu Heng couldn't help but reveal a warm smile on his face, and then he patted the door twice more.
"Bump!"
"Coming!"
The eldest cousin came out of the house with a flashlight at this time, wearing a military coat and a fitted police uniform underneath, Kuaibuyuan At the door, he didn't rush to open the door, but asked through the door: "Who is it?"
Chu Heng wanted to tease his aunt, so he didn't answer and knocked on the door twice more.
“Boom!”
"Who am I asking you? Are you deaf?" The eldest cousin raised her eyebrows, with an evil look on her face.
The grandson outside didn’t answer and knocked a few more times.
“Fuck!”
The eldest cousin immediately became angry. She stretched out her hand and unbolted the door, then pulled open the door. She looked out with fiery eyes, only to see a pair of Eyeballs floating in the air and teeth with white thorns.
How else can I say that these women are so tough!
Seeing this weird scene that scared the old man to the point of peeing, she not only wasn't afraid, but instead kicked him with a look of anger.
“Where did this lonely ghost come from!”
“F*ck!”
The unsuspecting Chu Heng was kicked in the stomach, and his whole body was shaken. He flew out, hit the wall behind him hard, and slid down again.
The severe pain in his stomach and back made him almost breathless and speechless.
"Hiss!"
"Woohoo!"
The two dogs rushed out at this time, wanting to give their big brother a loving hug.
Unexpectedly, the eldest cousin grabbed Xiao Hei's neck, and then quickly took a step back. While looking at Chu Heng sitting on the ground warily, she shouted into the room: "Sister Guizhi, come out with the knife quickly. , Our house is haunted, we need to put some blood on it!”
Xiao Hei was instantly frightened.
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After hearing her words, Xiao Ni and Yang Guizhi, who were still sleeping in the room, suddenly panicked and hurriedly got up to get dressed. After a while, one came out of the house with a gun and the other with a knife. Ran out.
Duan Fengchun's voice not only alerted the two of them, but also attracted nearby neighbors who were awakened by Chu Heng's knock on the door.
Many brave people rushed out of the house with whatever tools they could find to ward off evil spirits. Some were carrying spittoons filled with children's urine, some were carrying peach wood mats, and some were clutching Bagua mirrors.
“Where is it? Where is it?”
Xiao Ni and Yang Guizhi were the first to arrive. The two sisters stood timidly behind Duan Fengchun, who had a stronger yang than ordinary men. They looked at the eyes floating outside the door with fear, and the hairs on their hair stood up in fear.
“Here you the knife!”
Yang Guizhi quickly handed over a sharp knife. This knife was brought into the house for self-defense after Chu Heng left. It was sharpened and guaranteed to be accurate. A knife cuts blood.
The eldest cousin quickly threw away the flashlight, took the knife and was about to stab Xiao Hei in her hand.
“Woooo~!”
Xiao Hei was so frightened that he peed. "Click!"
Xiao Ni also raised the gun and aimed with one eye squinted.
I heard this thing can suppress ghosts!
“Bye bye!” Chu Heng finally regained his breath and hurriedly struggled to get up: “It’s me, Chu Heng!”
"Ah?"
Hearing this familiar voice, the eldest cousin stopped for a moment, raised her head and looked at him carefully with some uncertainty,
Xiao Ni was different, her man was like this The voice had long been engraved in her mind. She quickly put away the gun, stepped forward quickly with small steps in excitement, plunged into his arms, and said happily: "Oh, why didn't you tell me in advance when you came back? It scared me to death. I really thought it was a ghost!"
Chu Heng's face was so painful that his wife touched the place where his eldest cousin kicked him. Twitching, he stretched out his hand to hug her with difficulty, and said with a wry smile: "Don't I want to give you a surprise?"
"It's really Chu Heng!"
My eldest cousin and Yang Guizhi also believed it this time.
Duan Fengchun picked up the flashlight and shined a light on his face. He couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Pfft, why are you so dark? It's so late at night that you can't even see people clearly. You can only see two eyeballs. "Hehe, come in, come in." Yang Guizhi walked out cheerfully and went to get the suitcase at the door.
“Where are the ghosts?”
“Where are the ghosts in the Chu family?”
"Damn it, are your eyeballs turned into sperm?"
The enthusiastic neighbors also ran over at this time. Uncle Zhao next door was carrying a spittoon and shouted to Xiao Ni in horror: "Yinghong, hurry up. Come on, I have boy urine here, which is specially designed to cure evil spirits!”
Chu Heng was afraid that he would detain himself! Ji peed all over and shouted hurriedly: "Bye, hello, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I am Chu Heng!"
"Chu Heng?"
The flashlight that everyone was suspicious of shone on The photo was a bit darker, but a bit of his original style could be vaguely seen, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ouch, you scared me!"
"I said, where did you go this time? Why are you so tan?"
"You can't go to Xishan to dig coal, right? ?”
“None of the foreigners I saw in the embassy area last year were you!”
“Let’s go to bed, we have to go to work tomorrow.”
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"See you later, Chu Suo."
The neighbors chatted lively for a while before yawning and dispersed.
Chu Heng also entered the hospital with the support of his wife and cousin.
Back in the house, Ya threw herself on the kang, pillowed on her elder cousin's quilt, sniffing the strong and unrestrained body fragrance like blooming hyacinths, and hummed.
“Oh, my hip shaft, oh, my ribs are slapped, oh, my elbows...”
"Don't move, don't move. I'll apply some safflower oil on you." Xiao Ni came to him with the safflower oil distressed. After asking where it hurt, he opened his clothes and saw that there was a big bruise.
Ouch!
This made her feel bad. While rubbing her husband with safflower oil, she complained to her eldest cousin: "Why are you so harsh!"
The eldest cousin had a look on her face. He muttered angrily: "Who asked him to pretend to be a fool? I I didn’t know it was him.”
When he heard this, Xiao Ni was also frightened. He turned around and blamed the man: “You too, don’t you know that there are a lot of women in our house? I almost scared everyone to death. Just shoot, you know?”
Chu Heng also knew that he had brought it upon himself, and he was afraid that his wife would continue to complain, so he groaned even louder: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts, be gentle. Do you want to murder your husband and then find a new wife?"
Yang Guizhi put away her luggage and came over. She looked at Chu Heng who was lying on the kang with distress, and asked: "Hengzi, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Shall I cook you something?"
When I hear it, I feel jealous Heng Li immediately grabbed his head and said in a straight voice: "Give me half a pound of noodles, two eggs, some diced ham, some rapeseed if you have it, and some cabbage hearts if you don't have it. Get some soy tofu and some "Salted duck eggs, I still have rice wine under the bed in my room. Give me a few taels of it. I'm tired, Sister Guizhi." Yes, keep humming.
“Ouch~”
The three women in the room rolled their eyes when they saw this.
Got it!
Worrying for nothing.