This is not enough! !
After hearing Old Man Lian’s accusation, Chu Heng couldn’t help but shrink his neck, knowing that he might be in trouble today!
When he added the matter of peeing his pants, he had no other idea. He just wanted to enrich the content. But it happened that the matter of the old man Lian came to mind again, so he added it with a little artistic processing. Filled in.
At that time, he thought that the book was sold abroad, and even the old man would definitely not know about it. But what he never expected was that someone would mail him diapers!
Don’t you think these people are really wasteful?
The extremely expensive cross-border package was actually used to mail him diapers!
What’s even more annoying is that Silly Que was sent to him!
Isn’t this just looking for a doctor?
Chu Heng shivered and looked at the stick in Old Man Lian's hand, trying hard to think of a way to deal with it.
“……”
The old lady and Yang Guizhi were stunned on the spot.
They looked at Old Man Lian who was full of grief and anger, and felt quite sympathetic in their hearts.
As people of the older generation who have come from the old times, when they get older, as long as they are not hopelessly rotten, most of them want to have a good reputation before they die.
Even the old man, who has been working hard for most of his life, suddenly has such a big shit basin slapped on his head. Who can bear it?
"You said you kid." Even the deaf old lady couldn't stand it now. She pointed at Chu Heng with a cane and scolded: "Why are you making up this lie?"
"That's right." Yang Guizhi couldn't help but smack her lips.
This is terrifying just thinking about it. When she was in the Xicao Brigade, it was enough to spread some gossip in the village. He did it better. He spread it directly to the whole world. Is this still unbearable?
Hiding behind the pavilion, Chu Heng heard the words and hurriedly defended: "No, I'm not making up lies, this is the truth! He really fell into an ice hole and peed his pants, but he didn't save anyone. .”
Hmm?
The deaf old lady and Yang Guizhi looked at Old Man Lian together, their eyes sparkling, and a flame called Bagua burning in their pupils.
Is there such a thing? !
Why didn’t we hear about it earlier?
"You bastard, how dare you say that!" Old Man Lian felt uncomfortable, and immediately became angry, picked up the stick and rushed towards Chu Heng again.
This time Chu Heng did not move. Instead, he strangled his neck and used his killer weapon on the spot: "Hit me, hit me, and I will find someone to hang you up and whip you out tomorrow! ”
The old man Lian’s momentum came to an abrupt halt. He held up his stick with a sullen face and stared in disappointment. Chu Heng sneered and said: "Okay, you bastard, you have grown up. Come on, come on, you must explain your words to me clearly today, or else I will smash your head and clean up your old Chu family." Let’s do harm, lest you ruin the reputation your father and mother paid for with their lives!”
"Who's blaming you? I'm telling the truth!" Chu Heng hid his body behind the pillars of the pavilion, leaving half of his head exposed. He didn't give the old man even a chance to make a sneak attack, like a peeping cat. , shouted loudly: "I bought that book to create foreign exchange for the country, to make a lot of bullets and cannons, so that you can use this book to benefit the country." Aren’t you willing to sacrifice your reputation and make some contributions to benefit the people? You said you are not anti-gm?”
“Fuck you, who are you talking about?” We need to make bullets and cannons. Is your old book made of gold or silver?" Even the old man sneered, not believing a word of this.
If writing books was so profitable, who would farm? You can just write a book at home!
"I'm not fooling anyone. If you don't believe me, you can go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and ask. I brought back more than half a million in foreign exchange this time!" Chu Heng said hurriedly.
"Okay, I'm going to ask now. If this doesn't happen, I'll break your legs!" Even the old man wasn't sure if what he said had a nose and eyes was true, so he turned around and walked away. , and was going to call the staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs who came to send him letters and gifts from readers every month to confirm.
After he walked out of the Moon Gate, the deaf old lady asked Chu Heng: "Xiao Hengzi, tell your wife the truth. Is what you just said true?" "Really, it's truer than pearls." Chu Heng. Heng Xin assured him.
"That's good! This time I'll see him even try to touch a hair of our Hengzi!" The old lady immediately felt relieved, with a smile on her face, deep and deep. The deep folds rippled like waves, and then he asked curiously: "But how can you make so much money by writing a book?"
"Yes, a book can earn more than 500,000 yuan, and you can't spend it all in a few lifetimes." Yang Guizhi was a little dizzy and said This book alone earns more than half a million yuan. How many years does she have to work here to earn so much?
“Wow wow wow~”
Just as Chu Heng was about to explain the doorway to the two of them, he heard a loud cry coming from the old lady's room. At first, it was just Chu Zhecheng, and then Huniu also started crying.
“Oh, my child!”
The three of them were all panicked and hurried into the room. They immediately saw a naked Chu Zhecheng lying on the bed and crying. , the quilt under me was wet, it seemed that peeing on the bed woke me up.
Old Mrs. Wu Xiumei was busy changing his diaper.
But Xiao Hu Niu, who was awakened by her little brother's cry, was left alone. Xiao Xiao sat alone on top of Chu Zhecheng's head, wiping her tears pitifully.
"Give it to me, old lady." After Yang Guizhi came in, she quickly took over the diaper-changing task from old lady Wu Xiumei.
When Little Huniu heard someone coming, she quickly took off her little hand covering her eyes and looked over. When she saw her best godfather in the world, she stood up quickly, opened her little arms and ran towards him. , seeking comfort.
"Woooo~ Godfather!"
"Slow down, slow down!"
Chu Heng was afraid that she would fall off the kang, so he rushed up with a single step. Hold the little guy in your arms and speak warmly After whispering comfort, Hu Niu soon calmed down. She hugged his neck and rested her chin on his shoulder. Her two round black eyes blinked and she also stopped crying, but her little mouth Chu Zhecheng has been squirming.
"Looks like I'm hungry."
When Mrs. Wu Xiumei saw this, she turned to the chest of drawers to get two milk bottles to make milk powder.
At this time, Huniu suddenly said in Chu Heng’s ear with a milky voice: “Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss thing!”
“Huh?”
Chu Heng was stunned for a moment. Only then did she realize what she was doing, and she quickly carried the child to the spittoon at the door and helped her urinate. After finishing, he handed the child to the deaf old lady, then took the spittoon to the bathroom to empty it, and rinsed it by the way.
When he came out of the bathroom, he happened to bump into Old Man Lian who was coming back from making a phone call.
The old director who asked about the whole matter looked at Chu Heng, who was holding a spittoon in his hand, with a complicated expression on his face.
As an old party member with extremely high ideological awareness, it is his duty to contribute to the country, but he doesn't like this way of making contributions.
Now when he thought about those foreign readers who said in their letters that they would come to visit him, they would shout when they saw him, ah, you are the Lian An who peed his pants, right? Ouch, he is ready to die!
At this moment, Old Man Lian really wanted to beat Chu Heng, but the beating was so unexpected that he felt quite aggrieved.