"This bitch is getting more and more slutty!"
Chu Heng came out of the courtyard cursing, hunching slightly unnaturally as he moved, feeling quite speechless about Haitang's behavior just now.
He had to admit.
When Yu Haitang hugged him just now in the Xu family house, his heart was indeed moved.
After all, when this kind of plot that only appears in some low-cost movies happens to you, I guess not many men can handle it, right?
However, this kind of thing really touches Chu Heng's bottom line. Although he is not a good person, nor is he one of those pure hypocrites, he really can't do such a thing with a married woman, nor can he do it. Harmony...
That's why he ran away from the Xu family with great perseverance.
“Bang!”
Opening the door and returning to the car, Chu Heng smoked a cigarette to calm down for a while, then suppressed the restlessness and regret in his heart, and then quickly started the car and headed towards Go to Banchang Hutong.
After arriving home, he first went to the old lady's house and entertained Huniu and Chu Zhecheng for a while. Feeling a little tired, he went back to the main room alone, lying on the Arhat bed and listening to the radio. model drama, and fell asleep in a daze.
When he woke up again, it was already after five o'clock in the evening. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw people from all over the family, old and young, surrounding him. Their faces were gloomy, as if they were bidding farewell to the body.
What’s wrong with me?
This scene made Chu Heng feel terrified, and he suddenly woke up. He hurriedly sat up and looked around. He saw that he was in his main room, not in a coffin or a hospital, and there were no flowers or gifts around him. Then he felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, what are you doing? Scared me!"
Chu Heng looked at Ni Yinghong and the deaf old lady with confusion.
"What are you doing? Don't you know what you have done?" Ni Yinghong crossed her hips, her fair and delicate face tense and menacing.
“Me?”
Chu Heng blinked in a panic, and in just a moment, he recalled all the shameful things he had done.
It shouldn't be about Qin Jingru, otherwise she wouldn't be able to stand here.
Is that Yu Haitang?
Or Dalia?
Could it be Audrey?
Can't it be that Cen Hao's shameless gossip about me visiting nightclubs and going to the bathhouse on the third floor of Hong Kong Island came out?
The more he thought about it, the more panicked Chu Heng felt, and cold sweat began to break out on his back.
He forced himself to calm down, preventing himself from doing something stupid like flashing all the big heels with a Q from the opposite side. He licked his dry lips again and asked tremblingly: "What, I What did you do?”
The eldest cousin sneered: "Still pretending? Did you go fishing in the ice cave!"
So that's all this nonsense...
Chu Heng blinked, feeling relieved. He took a breath, couldn't help but smile on his face, and said: "Hey, I thought something was wrong. Yes, I Duan did go fishing, what happened?”
“What happened?”
Ni Yinghong bulged his eyes and scolded: “Do you know how dangerous it is to lie in an ice cave? ? What if you fall in? Will we survive? ”
Qin Jingru also changed from her usual sweet self and said fiercely: "That's right, brother, how old do you think you are? Can you do something reliable? No matter how much you love to play, you can't risk your life!"
"No, why are you risking your life?" Chu Heng yelled unconvinced and angrily: "I'm not like an old man. Old Mo is so scornful, how can I still fall in?" "You still have good intentions? Director Sitilian!" Xiao Ni said angrily: "I'm angry when you talk about this. You said you weren't enough to be a demon, and you brought Director Lian with you. Don't you know that he almost drowned last year? You went to my place to complain, which made me feel embarrassed for a while!"
"Tsk, this old lady, she keeps yelling about trivial matters!" Chu Heng said speechlessly.
“Hengzi!”
At this time, the deaf old lady persuaded her earnestly: "Listen to my lady's advice, it is better not to do such dangerous things in the future, think about your family."
"Oh, madam, why is this dangerous? I'm just fishing." Chu Heng naturally wouldn't give up easily because of their dissuasion.
"Why is it not dangerous anymore?" Yang Guizhi said with a bluffing face: "I'm telling you, last month two people drowned while fishing in an ice hole. One was eighteen and the other was nineteen. Which one is better? Are you young?”
Chu Heng really knew about this. The place was Miyun Reservoir. The two guys went there drunk at the time. They jumped into the ice hole to catch a big fish because of a tangent. When their brains got hot, they didn't even know how to swim. They sank to the bottom at that time, and their bodies It took half a month to find it, but only half of it was eaten by the fish in the reservoir!
What a misfortune!
So, Chu Heng hurriedly explained to them: "Those two people deserved to die, he..."
Seeing that he was still stubborn, Ni Yinghong knew that they would not be able to persuade this stubborn person today. , so his mind changed and he suddenly had other ideas.
I saw her open her eyes hard for a while, tears immediately burst out of her eyes, and she said sobbingly: "Why don't you listen to my advice? We don't let you fish, and we are not harming you! Chu Heng, I Please? For the sake of the children, for me, for the sake of our family, can we not go?”
And this trick does work. Yong, when Chu Heng saw his wife crying, even though he knew that she was mostly pretending, he immediately panicked, and his firm stance just now collapsed instantly: "Hey, why are you crying about this little thing? Isn’t it okay if I don’t go? I won’t go, I won’t go!”
“Then you swear!” Ni Yinghong saw that it worked and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot.
"I love Mao..."
Chu Heng was about to swear without thinking, but was interrupted by the chicken thief Ni Yinghong: "For another one, you said that if you go fishing in ice holes in the winter again, , Xiao Hu Niu, Chu Zhecheng and I were hit by a car when we went out!"
"..."
Everyone in the room was shocked.
This is too cruel!
"Let's do something else. It's too unlucky." Qin Jingru hurriedly advised her. She could ignore everything else, but she couldn't take her little Tigress with her.
"That's right, change it, change it." The eldest cousin also agreed.
"If you don't change, it's just this. You don't know, it's useless to ask him to swear other oaths. This is what works." Ni Yinghong faced the dog that was barking at him and pounced on him with all his strength. She shook her head and stared at her husband with tears in her eyes. She would cry if she disagreed with him. The way you look at it: "Are you going to say it?"
"It's going to happen!"
Chu Heng, whose thoughts were seen through by his wife, smiled bitterly and raised his hand again and again, taking advantage of the situation. After swearing a poisonous oath, he fell down on the Arhat bed in despair, staring at the ceiling with empty eyes.
My happiness is gone!
But Xiao Ni smiled happily, raised his hand to wipe his tears, then turned to greet the others: "Let's go, let's eat. I'm hungry. I can eat three bowls of rice today!"< br>