Chapter 262: When I say you are a woman, are you playing the role of me? (Two chapters in one)
“Anyway, I’ve already told you that if you get drunk again this time, I really won’t care about you.
I’ll go back to you then. Rest in the hotel and spend the night alone in the grass on the roadside!" Lin Li said to Su Yue semi-threateningly.
"Yeah, I see, why are you acting like a menopausal uncle! The same words are repeated again and again, it's really nagging." Su Yue rolled her eyes at Lin Li, and then took another sip of wine.
"..." Lin Li was speechless. Previously, he said that Su Yue was like an old mother, but now she is better. Su Yue said that she has been nagging, like a menopausal uncle. This is simply hurting each other...< br>
Okay, okay, I won't advise you anymore. When you get drunk, I really won't care about you... Lin Li muttered in his heart, and then seriously dealt with the table of delicious seafood in front of him.
After a while, after finishing a bottle of beer, he had satisfied Su Yue's request to drink together. At this time, Lin Li couldn't wait to open the Feizhai Happy Water and poured himself a full glass.
"Why are you drinking Feizhai Happy Water? Let me open another bottle of beer for you!" Su Yue said when she saw Lin Li drinking Feizhai Happy Water.
"Don't prescribe it to me again. If you want to drink it yourself, I'll drink a bottle of beer with you. That's about it." Lin Li shook his head and refused, then picked up the cup and took a sip of Feizhai Happy Water. A satisfied smile appeared on his face.
"Huh, why don't you drink with me if you don't want to drink with me! What's the big deal, I drink by myself." Su Yue snorted, and then downed another bottle of beer.
Not to mention, Su Yue's drinking capacity is indeed acceptable. She has drank five bottles of beer so far.
Except for an imperceptible blush on her fair face, she showed no sign of being drunk at all.
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The sun in the sky has disappeared, and night has fallen.
The sea at night is very different from the sea during the day.
After the sun goes down, the endless sea becomes deeper and quieter.
The undulating sea surface reflects the bright full moon in the sky, as well as the densely packed stars shining like diamonds.
The sea breeze blows from the sea, and the turbulent waves hit the rocks on the shore, splashing white water.
On the coastal road under the moonlight, there were two figures walking slowly one behind the other.
The figure walking in front has a steady pace, while the figure walking behind is swaying, as if he is about to fall down at any time.
"We can't look back. We have to teach this woman a profound lesson this time, so that she won't end up like this next time..."
Lin Li whispered to himself, even though he said no. He turned back, but his ears were always paying attention to the footsteps behind him.
A few minutes ago, I thought that the whole table of seafood would be uneaten, but Lin Li killed everyone and wiped out all the seafood on the table.
After eating and drinking, it was just as Lin Li expected at the beginning.
Su Yue, who had eaten a box of beer, was a little tipsy, but she was in good condition, not like she couldn't walk.
Because their stomachs were a little full, the two of them decided to take a stroll back to the hotel where they were staying, taking advantage of the walk back to eat.
Under the moonlight, we walked slowly for three or four kilometers. Originally, the two of us were walking side by side.
But after walking four to five hundred meters, she was blown by the sea breeze blowing from the distant sea. Su Yue, who was slightly drunk, suddenly felt drunk, and then her walking state became a little shaky.
Seeing Su Yue's shaky appearance, Lin Li was speechless for a while, thinking in his mind, it turned out to be like this in the end.
Recalling when we were eating just now, this woman patted her chest and said that she was not confident when she was drunk. Lin Li really didn't know where to start complaining.
Suddenly, the footsteps behind him disappeared, which shocked Lin Li. He thought Su Yue had fallen into the grass on the roadside, so he quickly turned around and looked behind him.
Um...okay! This woman did not fall into the grass on the roadside, but stood there and stopped walking forward. She looked down at the ground and nodded unconsciously, as if she would fall to the ground the next moment.
"You guy, I am really defeated by you..."
Seeing Su Yue's appearance, Lin Li naturally couldn't continue to be ruthless and ignore her. If she was really a If he fell to the ground, he would definitely break his head, which he didn't want to see.
Lin Li came to Su Yue with a look of helplessness, stretched out his right hand, clasped his thumb on his middle finger, and flicked Su Yue's head.
"Ouch." Su Yue, who had been hit and her brain collapsed, cried out in pain, then covered her forehead where Lin Li's fingers flicked her with both hands, looked at Lin Li blankly, and asked, "Hmm. Why are you hitting me?"
If Su Yue was awake at this moment and Lin Li flicked Su Yue's forehead, she would definitely jump up in anger and come back with revenge.
Now Su Yue did not choose to fight back, but stupidly asked Lin Li why he was playing her. This was enough to show that she was now drunk and her head was already a little unclear.
"You are walking forward slowly like this. When can we walk back to the hotel?
I don’t want to spend the night on the road. I will carry you back the rest of the way. Go ahead!" Lin Li said angrily, without waiting for Su Yue to respond, he turned around and squatted down.
After waiting for a few seconds, there was no movement behind him. He turned his head and urged, "Stop standing there stupidly. Be more agile and come up quickly."
"Oh." He stood there stupidly. Su Yue nodded immediately after being urged by Lin Li.
Then she took a step forward, threw herself on Lin Li's back, and hugged Lin Li's neck tightly with both hands.
"Hey, this body is killing me..." After many days, Lin Li was carrying a heavy load again. He felt the pressure on his back and let out a complicated emotion in his heart.
His hands reached back and clasped Su Yue's slender legs. With a slight exertion on his bent knees, Lin Li stood up with Su Yue on his back.
"Su Yue, you always give me a new trick every now and then. Do you think I owed you something in my previous life?"
Due to the huge pressure on his back, Lin Li had to recite the Heart-Cleaning Mantra silently in his heart.
At the same time, he dedicated his mind to complaining to Su Yue, who was lying on his back with no expression.
"Yeah." As soon as Lin Li finished speaking, Su Yue, who was lying on his back, hummed softly.
“……”
"Do you think you are an idiot?" Lin Li asked again.
"No." Su Yue responded vaguely.
"You woman, aren't you pretending to be drunk with me?" Lin Li stopped. At this time, Su Yue on his back didn't respond, so he walked forward again. go.
The silvery white hazy moonlight shines on the road along the coast. Two shadows overlap and shine on the road.
Lying on Lin Li's back, Su Yue hugged Lin Li's neck tightly with both hands. At this time, the corners of her mouth quietly raised upward, revealing a small arc, and her half-squinted eyes revealed A sly smile.
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Rongcheng, Ping’an Garden Community.
"Tongtong, come here."
Zhou Tongtong, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, was watching cartoons. When she heard her mother calling her while making dumplings in the restaurant, she quickly responded. , and then ran to the kitchen.
"Mom, what did you ask me to do?" Zhou Tongtong ran into the restaurant and asked her mother who was making dumplings.
"Please help me deliver this plate of wrapped dumplings to your brother Lin Li next door." Xia Qing raised her finger to the plate of wrapped dumplings on the table and said to her daughter. When Zhou Tongtong heard this, her big round eyes suddenly lit up. She thought about her trip to deliver dumplings to Lin Li and she could eat ice cream again.
"Yeah." Zhou Tongtong nodded, picked up the plate with dumplings on the table, and left the restaurant very happily.
At the door of Lin Li's house, Zhou Tongtong stepped on her feet and reached out to press the doorbell on the wall.
“Ding dong…”
The doorbell rang for a while, and then it became quiet. Zhou Tongtong waited at the door for two or three minutes. Seeing that no one came to open the door, she stood on tiptoe again, reached out and pressed the doorbell on the wall.
"Ding dong..."
The situation remained the same, no one came to open the door. Zhou Tongtong now knew that Lin Li was not at home now.
Xia Qing, who was making dumplings in the restaurant, saw her daughter walking into the restaurant full of disappointment, and the plate in her hand still contained dumplings.
Before Xia Qing could ask, Zhou Tongtong spoke first, "Mom, brother Lin Li is not at home..."
"Isn't Lin Li at home?"
"Well, I rang the doorbell twice and waited for several minutes, but no one came to open the door. Brother Lin Li probably went out and hasn't come home yet."
Unknown to the mother and daughter, the neighbor next door had already gone on a trip. He was walking on the dark road with a bitter look on his back, carrying a woman who seemed drunk but not drunk.
"Put the dumplings on the table first. Mom will deliver them to your brother Lin Li later." Xia Qing said with a smile.
"Let me deliver it!" Zhou Tongtong said very positively.
"Okay!" Although Xia Qing was a little confused as to why her daughter was so positive, she didn't think much about it and responded with a smile.
"Mom, school will start in a few days. I found out today that there is a hole in my schoolbag."
"Really? Bring it to me to see."< br>
Zhou Tongtong nodded and ran out of the restaurant. After a while, she came back with her small schoolbag.
Zhou Tongtong opened the zipper and showed the holes in the bag to her mother.
"There really is a hole! Let's do this! Mom will buy you a new schoolbag tomorrow."
Xia Qing looked at the small hole at the bottom of her daughter's schoolbag, and thought that her daughter's schoolbag was also carried for a long time. When the time came, I decided to get her a new one.
"Mom, let me go shopping for a schoolbag with you tomorrow! I want to pick one myself."
Zhou Tongtong was very happy when she saw that her mother was getting a new schoolbag for herself, and she thought to herself She wanted to buy a new schoolbag with a pattern on it from the cartoon she was watching recently.
"Yes! Let's go to the stationery store together after lunch tomorrow." Xia Qing naturally agreed to her daughter's request, and then she asked her daughter, "Tongtong, are you hungry?" ?”
"A little bit."
"You go back to the living room and watch TV for a while. Mom will boil water and cook dumplings for you to eat."
"Yes." Zhou Tongtong nodded.
Just as she was about to leave, she saw that the garbage can in the kitchen was full. She immediately put the schoolbag with a small hole in her hand on the chair and walked into the kitchen.
“Tongtong?”
"Mom, let me help you take out the garbage and throw it away."
"Okay! Let me tie the garbage bag for you..." Seeing that her daughter was going to help her throw away the garbage, Xia Qing nodded with a smile. He got up and went to the kitchen, tied up the garbage bag containing garbage in the trash can, then picked it up and handed it to his daughter.
Zhou Tongtong left home carrying the garbage bag and took the elevator downstairs.
"Huh? Zhou Tongtong." Zhou Tongtong, who had just walked out of the corridor, met Aunt Wang from the residents' committee. When the other party saw her, she smiled and said hello.
"Hello, Aunt Wang." Zhou Tongtong, who was carrying garbage in her hand, responded politely.
"Are you helping your mother take out the trash?"
"Yeah."
"How good you are. Auntie, there happens to be a toffee here. Take it and eat it!" Wang from the residents' committee said The aunt said with a smile, then took out a toffee from her pocket and handed it to Zhou Tongtong.
"Thank you, Aunt Wang." Zhou Tongtong, who likes sweets, took the toffee and said happily.
After separating from Aunt Wang of the Residential Committee, Zhou Tongtong carried the garbage in her hands to the place where the garbage was thrown. After throwing away the garbage in her hands, she turned around and went home.
While passing by a green belt in the community, she saw two kittens, black and white, fighting under a streetlight.
Under the dim light of the street lights, the shadows of the two kittens were stretched out.
As the two kittens fluttered back and forth, their shadows on the grass would intersect from time to time.
“Meow…”
“Meow…”
The fur on the two fighting kittens exploded, and they made sharp meows to express their anger.
Zhou Tongtong frowned and looked at the two fighting kittens not far away. Although she didn't know why the two little guys were fighting, she knew that fighting was bad.
So she opened her mouth and shouted to the two kittens not far away, "Hey, stop fighting. Fighting is bad, stop it quickly."
" Meow..."
"Meow..."
The two kittens, who were already fighting with each other, would not stop because of Zhou Tongtong's shouting. Their screams became more and more shrill, and they showed their teeth to intimidate their opponents.
They seem to be waiting for the opponent to reveal a flaw, and then they use all their strength to pounce on the opponent and give them a violent attack.
"Meow..."
The little black cat found the opportunity and suddenly roared, its arched body shot out like a spring, and flew towards its opponent.
Faced with the little black cat's swooping, the little white cat was not to be outdone and jumped up.
Two kittens, one black and one white, collided in the air and then fell to the ground. They were entangled together and kept scratching each other with their claws.
Just when they were about to bite each other with their sharp teeth, Zhou Tongtong felt anxious when she saw this scene.
Then, Zhou Tongtong’s round, shiny black eyes suddenly revealed a light golden aura...
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(End of this chapter)