Chapter 552 Those are not tears, they are water secreted by yawning
"Grandma, can you hear me? I am Xiaoge, and I have met your father!"
"Please, if you forget him, he will never come back!"
"This is his guitar, he used to play it for you..."
"Look at this photo, this is him, dad, remember?"
"I beg you, Grandma, don't forget him~~"
"He wants you to hear this song..."
"Please remember me~~ Even though I have to go far away~~ Please remember me~~ When you hear the sadness of the guitar~"
"Hu~~" was a long exhalation that only he and the people next to him could hear, accompanied by the chorus of the old and the young on the screen.
Assistant Xiao Lin tried his best to suppress his swollen and sore eyes.
But no matter how hard she suppressed it, her nasal cavity began to become congested unconsciously, and the tear ducts above her began to be impacted. The moist breath lingered in her eyes, and she couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard she tried.
It’s over!
It’s really over!
The purpose of watching this movie with Mr. Li was to find fault.
As a result, when faced with this 100-minute movie, apart from chatting with Mr. Li for a few moments at the beginning, I was completely absorbed in it. I didn’t pick a single thorn in the movie, and I almost cried several times.
Looking at the few nonsense words he wrote on the tablet screen on his lap, feeling that it was impossible to hold back the tears in his eyes, Xiao Lin just felt that he could pack up and leave tomorrow.
This is Xu Xiyu’s movie!
This is a movie about the person the boss hates the most!
How could I cry while watching it?
Damn it!
It's all the blame on the audience around here. Why are you bastards sobbing?
Are you responsible if I lose my job?
Do you know how difficult it is to get a job now, you annoying guys!
Especially the guy next to me, can you please make your fucking sniffing sound a little quieter... Wait, wait a minute! The person sitting next to me is Mr. Li? !
Thinking of this, Xiao Lin wiped away his tearful eyes, and then took a sideways glance at Li Yiguang next to him.
Then... something embarrassing happened. Li Yiguang was also secretly glancing at her.
When they looked at each other, Xiao Lin suddenly panicked.
She was just about to explain that she was not crying, but she saw Li Yiguang cover his mouth faster than she did, yawned and said: "This movie is so boring, I am so sleepy, I yawned and cried. ”
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Linfu also yawned in his heart and said: "Indeed, I am almost tired to death."
"You have indeed worked hard these days. Go back and have a good rest later." Li Yiguang said a random sentence, tilted his head back, and pretended to continue watching the movie.
While watching, he was cursing in his heart!
Damn it, who is this bastard who thinks that this movie is a customized princess movie for his cousin?
Princess, your sister!
This movie doesn’t even see a hair on the princess’s face!
Also, damn Xiaolin, what are you guessing about?
They also said that Coco is about pursuing my grandmother’s musical dream, and that the main purpose of the movie is to tell everyone not to wait until they die before pursuing their dreams.
This is all a fart!
Let me just say, Xu Xiyu’s grandson is greedy for money, lustful, and has a bad character, but his works are indeed not bad! How could he do such vulgar things?
wrong!
etc!
Xiaolin won't notice that I'm crying, right?
Thinking of this, he quickly asked in a subtle way: "Xiao Lin, you stopped crying just now, right? Can you cry while watching a movie like this?"
"No, how is that possible?" Xiao Lin quickly denied it in a panic.
"I didn't feel anything after watching it. Xu Xiyu's level has regressed. This movie is not as good as "Super Family"." Li Yiguang continued to have no money.
"..." Xiaolin didn't know how to respond to this comment. Why would you compare "Super Family" with this movie?
After Li Yiguang finished speaking, he realized that his comparison was a bit nonsense.
So, he deliberately yawned again and said: "It's boring. Why do you think they are crying? They are all crying. They are incomprehensible. If I had known better, I wouldn't have come to see them. It was a waste of my time."
"Indeed." Xiao Lin didn't know how to answer the question at all, so he could only echo it with such affirmative words repeatedly.
Fortunately, the movie has come to an end, and I no longer have to hold it in with fear. The tears are probably over, and it will be a family fun later.
But the facts tell Xiaolin that family fun sometimes makes people want to cry more than the tragic ending.
It's the Day of the Dead again. Miguel's family has a little sister, and great-grandma Weiwei... passed away.
When her photo was placed on the altar, Li Yiguang, who had been talking about being bored just now, couldn't stand it anymore. The scene of getting along with his grandma came to his mind, and he started rubbing his face with his hands and continued to pretend to be sleepy. no.
Xiao Lin also cursed in his heart: "Damn Xu Adan, are you doing this in the end?!!"
These two couldn't hold back their tears.
Not to mention other viewers who can cry.
At the same time, in another theater where the movie was being shown, the seven masters and apprentices of Jixiangshe who were holding small notebooks to find faults all fell into a state of sluggishness.
Listening to the bursts of sobbing coming from around;
Watching Weiwei, who became a member of the undead on the screen, and the family of three holding hands and walking across the Bridge of the Dead after being reunited with their parents, the seven masters and apprentices deeply felt for the first time what it means to be "expert".
I dare say that my master is really a layman.
The movie directed by Dare lover Xu Xiyu can really beat my side!
Why didn't I realize he was so strong when I watched his other movies before?
Could it be that because I was a bystander before, Xu Xiyu's movie was good, but it had nothing to do with me; now I am an opponent, so I have a new understanding of the opponent's strength?
Don't want to admit it.
Guo Jinwei really didn't want to admit that he was moved by this "thing for children".
So, he laughed dryly and said: "I am old and not a child anymore. I really can't understand cartoons." "Yes, Master, these are things that children can see. It is really childish. Unlike us, facing It’s for audiences of all ages.” Disciple Li Xiangrui quickly agreed.
After hearing this, Guo Jinwei did not continue to pick up the topic, but asked again: "What do you remember?"
As soon as this question came up, the six disciples all looked embarrassed.
How do you remember?
I didn’t remember it at all!
Afterwards, everyone went to watch movies. Who still remembers why they came?
Seeing that the notebooks of the six brothers were almost empty, Wu Jiming hurriedly said: "The theater is too dark to write. Master, don't worry. When we get back, we will reminisce and extract the points we want."
Guo Jinwei nodded upon hearing this, without comment.
The other five brothers also hurriedly took advantage of the fact that they were still deeply impressed after watching it, and planned to write some black spots in their notebooks based on their memories of the plot.
But it’s okay if we don’t recall it. When we recall it, we all find out...
It’s over!
This guy remembers all those touching places. Where are the black spots? !
Also shouting "It's over" were Mao Gaojun and Qi Xiangyang on the other side.
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"It's over. Isn't this over? This is even more exaggerated than "Wall-E"! Which bastard said this was a custom-made self-pleasure movie for Miss Hu?" Qi Xiangyang was dumbfounded.
"Now that I think about it, we have all been fooled by Xu Xiyu. We have all been deceived by this name. It is quite normal for Miguel's great-grandmother to be called Vivian at her age.
This name was originally commonly used in the past, like Cocoa, Marya, and the like. "When Mao Gaojun said this, his expression looked like he was constipated.
To be honest, he was different from others in that he never denied Xu Xiyu's talent, so he expected that "Coco" might be good.
But I never expected that I would be in such a bad position.
Animated films are too niche in the domestic film market. After the glory days of Shanghai Film Academy, animated films have not improved until now.
If Xu Xiyu's previous "WALL-E" hadn't come out, there would still be no content for all age groups in the domestic animated film market.
I thought "Wall-E" was already an extraordinary performance, but then there was another "Coco"?
What's wrong, you Xu Xiyu want to be China's "Disney"?
How the hell is this going to happen?
Not to mention that Zhang Jianbai can't control all the actors in the entertainment industry. Even if he can, it's useless. This grandson named Xu can still make movies without actors!
Thinking of this, Mao Gaojun suddenly cursed for some reason: "Damn it, looking at it this way, the Oscar for Best Animation should be awarded to Xu Xiyu!"
"Don't dare to talk nonsense!" Qi Xiangyang quickly told Mao Gaojun to shut up. If Xu Xiyu wins the Oscar, will he not go to heaven?
"Look, what are you worried about? It's impossible to get it. With the current situation in the United States, the Oscar will not give this movie a shit." Mao Gaojun shrugged.
"Yes." As soon as these words came out, Qi Xiangyang breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression became happy.
Seeing that he was happy, Mao Gaojun was speechless: "No, what are you happy about? Our initial expectation was that his film would collapse, not whether he would win an Oscar!"
As soon as these words came out, Qi Xiangyang's expression instantly froze.
The one with an even stiffer expression than him was Zhang Jianbai from Zhejiang Province. As a director with a "pursuit of literary and artistic expression," he was heartbroken when he saw "Coco."
He kept asking himself: "Why was such a good movie created by Xu Xiyu? Why was such a good movie not created by me?!"
envy.
Very jealous.
As a creator, his mentality is completely different from that of pure investors such as Mao Gaojun, Qi Xiangyang, and Li Yiguang.
"It's okay, it's okay that I still have "Fate". The theme of "Fate" is no worse than this movie. It's okay, it's okay..." Zhang Jianbai began to comfort himself.
However, he can comfort himself, but the creators of "Super Family" really can't comfort themselves.
At this time, the director of "Super Family" looked at the closing credits scrolling on the screen, recalled the plot of the movie just now, and suddenly burst into self-deprecating laughter.
While laughing at him, he said to the producer next to him: "Say...this guy, how come the gap is so big?"
The producer opened his mouth, and it took him a long time to spit out a sentence of comfort: "Script issue, the script of "Super Family" is completely incomparable with this one. Now I feel that "Super Family" is a trap."< br>
"Don't comfort me. What's the problem with the script? It's all about family members. Look at what they said, and then look at what we filmed, haha~~" the director said, and couldn't help but laugh at himself.
"No, I really feel..." Seeing this, the producer spoke again.
But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the director: "I said, don't comfort me, we all know that "Super Family" is Xu Xiyu's masterpiece to cultivate Yuan Huaqing's comedian.
This movie was a project that was forcibly withheld by Mr. Zhang and others. If not, it might have been taken away by Xu Xiyu. Do you think there is a gap in the script? How is it possible?
Could it be that Xu Xiyu has been plotting against Mr. Zhang and the others from the beginning, just to leave a few traps for us? If so, it will only prove that he is more terrifying and the gap between us and him is even greater. ”
As soon as these words came out, the producer was speechless.
He was speechless. On the other side of the capital, Guo Jinwei's "favorite disciples" Cao Xiangyun and Yang Jihua secretly watched the screening, but they couldn't finish talking.
Compared to the boredom of his master and everyone in Hua Hai, Cao Xiangyun was crazy with joy.
I saw him pulling Yang Jihua and saying: "Look, look at the team led by Mr. Xu himself, and then look at the group of crooked melons led by Master, this is the gap!
Good guy, everyone in the theater was crying just now. Even you were crying too. Don’t deny it, I saw it all.
On the other hand, when we look back at Master's "Super Family", the audience laughed after watching it. They were so angry. When watching Xu Xiyu's movie, the audience wiped away tears and said it was beautiful.
When watching our master’s movies, every one of them almost asked for a refund, because they were all scolding..."
"Okay, what are you happy about? Che Zhuanluan said back and forth." Yang Jihua was actually a little gloating, but not as excited as Cao Xiangyun. After all, he was older and could hide things in his heart.
"I'm happy, of course I'm happy. Just wait, the first round of screenings is over now, and there are a lot of ordinary viewers, peers, and media coming to watch.
Just put this movie together with "Super Family", the master and those crooked people will have a lot of fun. Huahai’s fun is also indispensable! ”
The fact is just as Cao Xiangyun said.
Soon, the "Dual Phantom" team that was doing a road show over there had just entered the venue to interact with the audience, and the film review of "Coco" came out.
Of course, this is not a serious movie review, but a temporary video recorded by a certain entertainment self-media blogger with red eyes holding up his mobile phone after watching it.
(End of chapter)