Chapter 791 The God in charge of swearing! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
When Lu Bu came to the real world, the dinner here had just ended. When he saw that there was still almost a tray of steamed mutton dumplings left, he showed off without saying a word, which made Zhang Ping extremely happy.
People who cook like to see their skills recognized the most.
"Fengxian, I made dozens of bowls for you this afternoon. Come back to Chang'an and get them. Let Lingqi eat more. Don't wrong yourself."
Lu Bu quickly flattered:
"You will spoil Lingqi rotten if you dote on her so much. Yesterday, I said a few words to her at home, and she clamored to come here to complain to grandma... With the support of you, she can take advantage of her power now."
Zhang Ping said happily:
"My dear granddaughter, you must use your strength. How can you do it without using your strength? You must pay attention to educating your children and don't use stick education. I have never advocated spanking children. Xiaoyu often made me angry when he was a child, but I slapped him I didn’t even beat him.”
When Mu Guiying heard this, she lightly poked Li Yu:
"Is what my mother-in-law said true?"
Li Yu shrugged:
"I have been studying since I was a child and I am handsome. People praise me wherever I go. I am exactly like the legendary [other people's children]. How can I get beaten?"
Shen Jiayue also interviews like a reporter:
"Boss Li, did you know my Xubao when you were a child?"
Li Yu shook his head:
"We are in different districts, and our schools are relatively far apart. We didn't know each other before, but we should have some classmates who know each other."
In the past, Sun Facai and Zhang Guoan had fights at the school where Lin Xu went to school. Maybe one of Lin Xu's classmates had been brutally attacked by the two of them, or had beaten them up.
When Wu Song got married, there were too many people and he was too busy, so he didn't let Sun Facai talk about his past glorious deeds.
Li Yu had also heard about Zhang Guoan. Rumors said that it was Sun Facai's bad idea, but this guy refused to admit it, except that he downloaded short movies in the Internet cafe that day and poisoned the Internet cafe's server. He was chased by the Internet cafe owner. Three streets.
Lin Xu asked:
"Now that Zhang Guoan has become a security manager, is he still so fierce?"
Li Yu shook his head and briefly talked about Zhang Guoan's last failed marriage:
"He finally broke off the engagement and seemed to have lost some money, but he finally got rid of the garbage man. Now he is very happy. He has bought a new car and has a girlfriend who likes Hanfu. She surrounds him with food and drinks every day. He is very happy."
Shen Jiayue muttered:
"Some women have no skills, and they spend all day long trying to get men to spend money on themselves, and they even call it "exploding gold coins." It makes my blood pressure rise."
Mu Guiying asked:
"Sister Yueyue, have you ever PUAd Boss Lin?"
"No, how dare you? When he just graduated, he failed to find a job, and suddenly he opened a small noodle shop on Yingchun Street. He couldn't even afford a waiter. Every time I went to his shop to eat, I always bought the Porsche, Ferrari and Lamborghini at home. He didn’t even dare to open the TV, for fear of hurting his pride.”
Mu Guiying: "..."
I understand the truth, but why do I feel like you are showing off your wealth?
After Shen Jiayue finished speaking, she asked Zhou Ruotong:
"Teacher Zhou, have you ever PUAd with Boss Li?"
Zhou Ruotong was eating oranges and said with a smile:
"No need. If he's unhappy, I'll just beat him up."
When Lu Bu heard this, he secretly laughed for a while, then wiped his mouth and came to rescue Li Yu:
"Brother Xian, Lao Zhang asked you to appoint a god who is responsible for swearing. From now on, all oaths taken by the people will be under the jurisdiction of this god, and other gods will not have to worry about it."
Li Yu scratched his head and looked at Yunxiao who had just washed a basket of fruits:
"Are there gods in charge of oaths in the three realms?"
Yunxiao shook his head:
"No, Chinese gods have multiple responsibilities. Any god can pray for peace, health, luck, wealth, blessings, etc. Unlike Western gods, each god has its own role and is relatively independent of each other."
Historically, the gods in China also had single powers, but the involution among the gods was too serious, and more and more powers were conferred by the people. In the end, everyone was a generalist, and the gods with single powers were eliminated.
As the saying goes, China does not cultivate idle gods, this is what it means.
Yunxiao continued:
"Oaths are not a category at all. Even when it comes to contracts, there is no dedicated god in charge. After the Ming Dynasty, Yue Fei also served as the God of Contracts, but his main job is still the Jingmo Emperor of the Three Realms."
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Now that Yue Fei is still a teenager, naturally he cannot be canonized as the God of Oaths. Moreover, such an awesome marshal only takes charge of other people's oaths, which is overkill.
Li Yu didn't know much about gods, so he asked to the sky:
"Who do you think is more suitable to be in charge?"
Yunxiao was also in some trouble. The god in charge of the oath must be fair and impartial, and his ears must not be soft. If the person who violates the oath is let off with just a few words of begging for mercy, the entire system will collapse immediately, and the deterrent power will be greatly reduced.
Soft ears and a tendency to be hot-headed are the main characteristics of Jie Jiaoxian.
Therefore, fellow disciples, brothers and sisters, are not qualified for the job.
Among the next generation of disciples, Wen Zhong is an upright and fair man, so he can hold this position, but now that he is the Grand Master of the Great Shang, he has not yet taken charge of the Heavenly Court Thunder Department, so naturally he cannot be appointed in advance.
Mu Guiying asked:
"Can't Sister Qiongxiao do it?"
"She is suitable to be the god of mischief or mischief. Forget about contracts and oaths, they will be broken by her."
"Where's Sister Bixiao?"
"No way, I can only become the god of e-sports by being addicted to games all day long."
Li Yu originally wanted to recommend two sisters-in-law, but upon hearing this, he immediately gave up the idea.
Lin Xu and Shen Jiayue listened to everyone's discussion and felt it was so novel. They wanted to help with ideas, but they didn't know who to choose.
Yunxiao frowned and thought for a while, then came up with an idea:
"I do have a more suitable candidate, but I need to go back and discuss it."
Li Yu asked:
"Who?"
"Jie Yun."
Everyone was stunned when they heard the name:
"Is there such a god in the Romance of the Gods?"
Yunxiao explained:
"The Tribulation Cloud is a cloud in charge of thunder and calamity. It is part of the way of heaven. But according to my observation, it seems to have got rid of the control of heaven. Now it develops on its own. When it detects someone upgrading, it will fly over and use the calamity thunder to overcome the calamity. If you can survive the tribulation, it will be considered a success. If you can't survive it, you will fail... Let Jie Yun take charge of the oath. You don't have to worry about it being partial or unable to fulfill the oath. It is a very good choice."
This proposal made Li Yu's eyes light up. If the oath is linked to the heavenly catastrophe, it will not only make the oath takers more cautious, but also have a more deterrent effect when the rolling thunder suddenly appears when the oath is violated.
Even though it can only kill one person, Jie Yun can frighten millions of people in a certain area, and its deterrence is definitely at the MAX level.
Zhou Ruotong was a little worried:
"Jie Yun was born out of the will of Heaven. If he masters the power and then merges with Heaven, it will increase the difficulty of Brother Dao's control... We have to find a way to be supervised, and we cannot let Jie Yun do whatever he wants."
Yunxiao thought about it and recommended a candidate:
"Sister, what do you think of Fairy Caiyun?"
Caiyun Fairy is Sanxiao's follower, or Sanxiao's god. When she lived on Sanxian Island in the past, it seemed that the three sisters Yunxiao, Qiongxiao and Bixiao lived there, but Hanzhixian and Caiyun Fairy were in charge of the wind bag. Also always on the island.
Fairy Caiyun is one of the more miserable gods among the gods. She was clearly on the list of gods, but her name was not included in the final list.
Although it was forgotten by the author, without a god, he would not be able to enjoy human worship.
Yunxiao felt that she could give Fairy Caiyun some compensation in this regard, so that she could better participate in human affairs.
Fairy Caiyun is Sanxiao's companion Yun. She became an immortal relatively late, but she dared to sneak around and attack Yuanshi Tianzun. She was quite brave like a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers.
Li Shimin, who had been secretly eating fruit next to him, asked a very crucial question:
"Fourth Mistress, that Fairy Caiyun, can you control Jie Yun?"
Yunxiao said:
"Caiyun is my person, Jieyun knows what to do."
It doesn't matter whether Jie Yun is afraid of Cai Yun, as long as it is afraid of Yun Xiao who dares to beat up Tiandao. Now that the candidate has been determined, Li Yu said:
"I will now ask Brother Dao to inform the emperors of each world to appoint Jie Yun to be in charge of the Oath of Heaven and Earth, and to appoint Fairy Caiyun as the envoy of the Oath of Rewards and Punishments."
Mu Guiying chuckled:
"Oh, I, the little emperor of this world, have to exercise my authority again. Sister Yueyue, how about I also canonize you as the God of Air Fryers?"
Shen Jiayue was a little moved, but thinking that the world in the book was not peaceful yet, she shook her head and said:
"Forget it, wait until the catastrophe inside has passed, and then you can consecrate it... But this god of air fryers is a bit one-sided. He should be the god of small household appliances. I have quite a lot of experience in the applications of various small household appliances. .”
"That's great. I will learn more from Sister Yueyue in the future."
The two complimented each other for a while, and Mu Guiying went back to consecrate Fairy Caiyun and Jie Yun.
As soon as he returned to the Yuzhou camp, Luobao Qian woke up suddenly, and was confused by Dundun's 10 million lucky points. He flapped his wings and started drinking like crazy in mid-air.
Just as Mu Guiying was about to help, a pair of yin and yang fish suddenly appeared around the Luobao money. Then the Tai Chi figure appeared, took the Luobao money into the picture, and then gave it out again.
After this came and went, the drunken state of Luobao Qian disappeared, and three pairs of wings appeared flying around, and lines of text flashed on the surface:
"Boss Tu, I actually stayed in your belly for a year?"
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"You didn't do anything to me, right? I'm innocent."
"Boss Tu, I have a vague feeling that you have become stronger. I wonder if you are secretly attending cram school!"
"..."
Tai Chi Tu ignored it, opened a time and space channel, and returned to Shituoling in Journey to the West to help everyone break down various kinds of meat.
Mu Guiying grabbed the treasured money and asked:
"How does it feel to be blessed with ten million lucky points?"
"I felt dizzy, as if I had drunk three kilograms of fake wine. Fortunately, Boss Tu arrived in time and allowed me to absorb those lucky points with peace of mind."
After the exchange between the two men was completed, Mu Guiying began to prepare offerings in the military camp, planning to put on his dragon robe and start canonizing.
At the same time, in the world of Fengshen, Zishou received the notice and was also preparing for matters related to canonization.
Yun Xiao returned from the real world and found Fairy Caiyun who stayed in Chaoge City:
"Do you want to take charge?"
Fairy Caiyun nodded heavily:
"I think about it, I think about it so much... Madam, what can I do? Can I be the God of War?"
Yunxiao: "..."
Girl, can you be more realistic?
"My husband plans to let you take charge of the oath. You and Jie Yun will work together. If someone breaks the oath after swearing, he will be punished according to the level of the oath. Make the noise louder during the punishment. At the same time, pay attention to screening. If someone forces others to use oaths, they will be punished." If someone sells his son or daughter and kills for money, then the punishment will be transferred to the persecutor. ”
Upon hearing this, Fairy Caiyun's interest was aroused:
"Empress, can we punish the bad guys?"
"No for now, the military in the Three Kingdoms World will collectively swear an oath next. You and Jie Yun must rush over and make some noise while they swear."
Fairy Caiyun spreads her hands:
"I'm not Da Luo, so I can't go to the world of the Three Kingdoms."
"I will send you to the Wa Palace later and open a palace for you, which will be responsible for the punishment of various worlds. If you feel bored, you can also select a few people with good moral character from the people to help. How to choose specifically? You can discuss this with Zhang Daoling, who is the internal affairs manager of the Wa Palace."
Upon hearing the words Wa Palace, Fairy Caiyun's eyes widened like bells:
"No, can I work in the Wa Palace?"
Yunxiao nodded, adjusted the girl's crown and said:
"From now on, you will be the official god of Wa Palace. You must pay attention to your image and don't smear our Sanxian Island. If you are wronged or bullied in any way, just tell me and I will support you."
Fairy Caiyun nodded heavily, and then took out her magic weapon to poke her eyes:
"Don't worry, Madam, I am not a vegetarian either. If anyone dares to mess around, I will strike first and blind him!"
This girl is so reckless that even Yuanshi Tianzun dares to attack her secretly. Naturally, other gods are not afraid of her.
At this time, Qiongxiao and Bixiao were helping in the world of Journey to the West. Fairy Caiyun found Hanzhixian, who was also not Daluo, to say goodbye. Yunxiao felt that the two of them were quite compatible, so she said:
"Hanhan, go and be responsible for blowing wind to the wind turbines in each world. It shouldn't be too big and can generate electricity normally. Later I will ask the emperors of each world to make you the wind god on earth."
Han Zhixian was so happy:
"I accidentally obtained the staff of the Wa Palace. Madam, if I want to continue reading the book written by the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit, can I come back?"
"There is a holiday in the Wa Palace. You can come if you want."
In this way, there were two more chirping little girls in the Wa Palace, one in charge of wind and the other in charge of thunder.
When choosing the palace style, the two did not choose a regular traditional Chinese palace, but chose a cute princess castle, which was decorated in pink, making the old mother think that there was a kindergarten at home.
After sending Fairy Caiyun and Hanzhixian to the Wa Palace, Yunxiao chatted with her old mother for a while, and then crossed the Shituoling Ridge in Journey to the West.
At this time, all the meat has been divided. Everyone took out their space magic weapons and packed all the meat for easy transportation.
In order to marinate the meat, Erlangshen also collected salt from the plateau and piled it into a mountain of salt.
Now that the meat is marinated, there is still a lot of salt left. Erlang Shen directly purifies the salt and sends it to the Hedong Salt Pond, where workers package it and put it into the market.
At this time, Kong Xuan drove the Peacock King Ming's Golden Body and began to purify the Yin Qi in Shituoling. All the ten Yamas came to show their courtesy, for fear of making Xuandu angry.
Wei Tuo dismantled all the formations in Shituoling and changed the landform to make it more suitable for farming.
After doing this, he and Nezha said goodbye to everyone and prepared to return to Lingshan.
Xuandu said:
"This operation is very successful. I will launch similar operations in the future. You should be prepared...Junior Brother Jiang Shang, go to the Conferred God Stage to guide the souls more often. The purpose is to only admit poor students with a score of less than 20 points, and the better their performance. The worse it is, the more it will be sent to heaven for reform.”
When King Pingping heard this, he weakly raised his hand:
"Archmaster, we have many similar seed-level players in the underworld. If Jiang Taigong can't raise enough, we can also contribute."
The lower floors of the underworld are imprisoned with all kinds of souls that are worse than animals. If they are sent to the heaven, it will be like pouring a basin of ink into a water vat.
By then, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking may become the norm in heaven.
Xuandu thinks this is indeed a good idea:
"Junior Brother Jiang Shang, the admission score has been reduced to less than ten. If there are not enough people, we will guide the souls from the underworld to be on the list."
Everyone was in a trance after hearing this.
It is said that it is not easy to learn well. Once a bad learner escapes, the Archmage only stays in the real world for two days. Why are there so many bad ideas?
At the same time, the world of the Three Kingdoms.
Guo Jia is bragging to Xun Yu, Tian Feng and others about what he has seen in the real world:
"I didn't expect the Archmage to be so simple. If I hadn't been worried about being punished by the empress, I would have even wanted to lie to him... But as an upright and motivated young man, I naturally won't really lie to him. I will just do my best to educate him. I learned a lot of his little skills in life. After all, we lived in the same room for those two days, so we were roommates, so we had to help him when he needed help.”
Tian Feng said with some worry:
"Don't bring the Archmage into trouble. If he makes any mistake, he won't be able to afford the compensation if he sells you."
Guo Jia smiled confidently:
"Master Xuandu is the strongest in all aspects, but he has experienced too few human affairs. Besides, he has his mother to take care of him no matter where he is, so he will definitely not go astray."
Xun Yu sighed:
"Listening to what you said, I'm also itching. I have to quickly accumulate enough merit to redeem the opportunity to go to the real world... By the way, I just received a notice from the front line. Zhang He, who is stationed in Xuzhou, has joined forces with Cao Cao's army. How long can Zhang He last? ”
Tian Feng took out the map of Xuzhou, looked at it, frowned and said:
"Both sides are very cautious. They should be in a confrontation at the beginning. Once Meng De receives the news that Yanzhou is occupied, he will inevitably withdraw his troops... In order to prevent Zhang He from taking advantage of the chaos to pursue him, Meng De will most likely devise a plan to attack Zhang He in a sneak attack. After defeating Zhang He, , and then withdrew the entire army to Yanzhou."
Xun Yu nodded:
"I have informed Zhang He to take precautions and asked him to conduct more investigations... Fengxiao, what do you think?"
Guo Jia looked at the map and suddenly pointed to the area of Peiguo in Yuzhou and said:
"If I were Ah Man, I would not go back after receiving the news that Yanzhou was occupied. I would directly cut in from Pei State, seize Yuzhou, and return to my hometown of Qiao County to develop... He was frightened several times by the imperial army. Instead of facing the imperial army, it would be better to directly Go to death for Yuan Shu, what do you think?”
Xun Yu and Tian Feng looked at the situation on the map and realized that it was really possible...
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