Chapter 26: Attack, the second son of the house! (continued)
Li Tai was stunned and pointed at Fang Jun with trembling fingers: "You, you, you...how dare you hurt someone?"
Fang Jun looked innocent and spread his hands: "Your Highness, you heard it too. It was Liu Yushi who told me to beat him. To be honest, I have never met such a bitch in my life. It is unbelievable, so I asked your highness for confirmation, for fear that I heard wrongly. Fortunately, your highness also heard it. If Liu Yushi writes a report against someone, your highness, you have to testify for someone..."
Li Tai said angrily: "Liu Yushi said he wanted you to try hitting him, but he didn't really ask you to hit him!"
Fang Jun looked silly and said curiously: "Yes, His Highness is right. Liu Yushi asked me to give him a try. I thought Liu Yushi was old and virtuous and an elder, so how could he dare to disobey his elders?" You asked me to give it a try, but I didn’t give it a second time. Why is Your Highness so angry?”
First, everyone was so shocked that their eyes almost popped out of their heads by Fang Jun's punch that was faster than lightning and as powerful as thunder. Now, their jaws were almost dropped by Fang Jun's shameless words.
Is this still possible?
But thinking about it carefully, it was indeed Liu Lei who said, "Try hitting me," and he couldn't blame Fang Jun. He was just following Liu Lei's request. If you ask me to fight, I will fight. Is it possible that after the fight, you will still say that I was wrong?
"It's unreasonable to mess around!"
King Li Tai of Wei was so angry that his nose was about to smoke. He beat the person in front of him. How can you blame Li Taiqing, who is so domineering? If that's all it takes, then he won't mess around anymore.
Fang Jun still pretended to be innocent: "But it was Liu Yushi who asked me to beat him. Your Highness, you said it and you heard it..."
King Wei Li Tai was really angry to death. He didn't care whether Fang Jun was really stupid or pretending to be stupid. He said angrily: "It's so lawless. Is it reasonable to beat someone? You dare to beat the official Censor, do you want it?" Also give me a beating?”
Who would have imagined that Fang Jun narrowed his eyes, bared his white teeth again, and asked innocently: "Do you really mean what your highness said?"
Li Tai was so angry that he said casually: "Seriously...I take it seriously!"
Fortunately, he reacted quickly. If he said "seriously", maybe this bastard could really rush up and beat him up, and then say innocently, "Your Highness, you asked me to beat him"...
If he was really beaten by this fool, he would never live.
Everyone had strange expressions on their faces. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare, but they had to hold back even if they didn't laugh. They thought that this evil man would have his own troubles. Fang Jun's unscrupulous actions really suppressed Wei Wang Li Tai.
It’s so refreshing...
Li Tai really didn't know what to say.
Liu Lei said, "Try hitting me," but that was just an angry remark, an irony. Could it be taken as an affirmative tone?
But Fang Jun took it as an affirmative tone and obeyed it obediently...
Li Tai felt that if he continued to stay here, he would really be mad if he couldn't protect everything. This second roommate was simply unreasonable. His father actually wanted to betroth Gao Yang to this fool? Is he worthy? !
Li Tai was so angry that he trembled and glared at the cute-looking Fang Jun for a long time. He still couldn't tell whether this man was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, so he could only flick his sleeves angrily and lead the people away with curses.
He drank so much flower wine that he was so angry!
But no one cared about Liu Lei.
Liu Lei was so punched by Fang Jun that his eyes were filled with stars, his head was buzzing, he touched his face, and a large pool of warm nosebleeds flowed out.
This is because Fang Jun just wanted to stir up trouble. He didn't want to kill anyone and saved seven points of his strength. Otherwise, with his strength, he could have smashed Liu Lei's head with one punch...
Liu Lei felt sad when she saw Li Tai leaving angrily and no one paid him any attention. His Highness had such a cold temperament... He wanted to stand up and walk away, but after struggling a few times, his head felt dizzy. , didn’t actually stand up.
Fang Jun on the side rushed over, and with a pair of iron arms fighting, he lifted Liu Lei up like a chicken, and kept complaining: "Oh, Liu Yushi, you are so serious, you said Why don't you say something, do you have to let me beat you? Give me some strength...I'm so sorry, it's all my fault...I'm born with a stupid brain, I really don't understand the thinking of you scholars, so I let others hit me...I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out, they all say I'm not smart Even so, I don’t think your brain is very good at all..."
This made Liu Lei so angry that he fell backwards and almost fell to the ground again.
Liu Lei was trembling all over. He raised his blood-stained face and pointed at Fang Jun with trembling hands: "You...you waited for me, and you actually beat the imperial official, waiting for me to read your book with His Majesty. You have to be cruel." You shall not be punished for your sins..."
It's okay if he didn't say this, but when he said this, Fang Jun suddenly became angry.
"You asked me to beat you, and after you beat me, you still asked me to read a book. Isn't this just trying to get along with you? Oh my god, Liu Yushi, you are so wicked. You are clearly Huang Gai's trick! I thought that I, Fang Jun, was loyal and upright, but I was fooled by you..."
When Liu Lei heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. What a cruel trick?
You are the only one who commits cruelty, and your whole family is committing cruelty!
Have you ever seen someone use a trick like this?
Liu Lei finally understood that he really couldn't explain it to this fool. Well, just keep pretending to be stupid. I should wait!
Liu Lei pushed Fang Jun away fiercely and staggered away, but the thin northern shadow trembled in the cold north wind, making it very desolate...
After this commotion, everyone no longer wanted to drink wine and dispersed one after another.
"Brother, well done!"
Duan Gui, the third son of Duke Baoguo Duan Zhixuan said.
"That punch was very handsome, very much like me!"
Qu Tuquan nodded shamelessly in praise.
Yu Wenshi and his second son Yu Wen Luohan patted Fang Jun on the shoulder and said: "Before taking action next time, just say the word and let's go together."
Yuwen Arhat's name is very interesting, his eldest brother's name is even better, Zen Master Yuwen, and his sister's name is Yuwen Shutara...
The culture of ethnic minorities is very different from that of the Central Plains. Even if they have been integrated for many years, there are still conflicts and differences in some places.
Li Zhen looked upright and said: "Erlang, don't worry. Today's events are all caused by someone. I will not let Erlang bear the blame and be punished for someone. Someone will write to your majesty and plead guilty. But thank you Erlang for today. I am not too stupid. Said, from now on, your second roommate is my brother Li Zhen!”
Fang Jun was startled and said hurriedly: "Brother, no, I'm the one who beat him. I'll admit it. I'll bear all the beatings and punishments. My brother hastily submitted a letter. In addition to getting himself involved in it, it's all for nothing." , completely meaningless!”
Just kidding, I was deliberately causing trouble to continue my career of "self-destruction". "The marriage grant has not yet been lifted, and comrades still need to work hard"... It will not be easy for me to manage my image as a fool who does not hesitate to fool around. If Li Zhen is involved, , the effect will naturally be greatly reduced.
Li Zhen said seriously: "Brother Yu, are you the one who wants your brothers to take responsibility?"
Fang Jun smiled bitterly and said: "Brother, you don't have to worry about it like this. Even if you are your own brother, what difference can you make between each other?"
Having said this, Li Zhen took a deep look at Fang Jun, nodded, and said no more. He is a real man, but his mother-in-law and mother are looked down upon by others. Fang Jun's friendship to stand up and protect his face will be remembered in his heart.
But he didn't know something. The reason why Fang Jun came forward was to help him save his face, but more importantly, he was just trying to find trouble...
Only Miss Lixue, who had been making soy sauce next to her, had a strange look on her face. She looked at Fang Jun with her little eyes full of resentment. She bit her cherry lips and sighed quietly: "Erlang is really upright. It's just that you came to the slave's house twice. I beat a prince every time, it’s really…”
Disrupted your own business?
Or bring greater fame to yourself?
Miss Lixue herself couldn't tell whether she was happy or disappointed.
Fang Jun didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "It just shows that girls are so beautiful that men are willing to prostrate themselves under the pomegranate skirt and flock to her..."
Miss Lixue's eyes turned and sparkled, and she said softly: "Erlang is also willing to fall under this pomegranate skirt of the slave family?"
With bright eyes and white teeth, a gentle expression, coupled with such an ambiguous words, and a charming look that Ren Jun picked up, even the old monk in the temple would be tempted...
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Fang Jun's heart skipped a beat. He looked at this delicate and beautiful face and plump red lips like cherry blossoms. He swallowed secretly and looked up to the sky and said haha: "I'm afraid your skirt is a bit short..."
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After saying these rogue words, Fang Jun wandered away.
Only Miss Lixue, leading a group of shivering little maids, was left standing in the howling cold wind, staring blankly at the quiet courtyard without a single guest.
After a while, a woman who looked like a nun came over, leaned into Lixue's ear and whispered softly: "This second roommate is really a bargain, and he ruined the girl's good opportunity twice!"
Although the voice was soft, it was full of annoyance.
Miss Lixue smiled, like a plum blossom blooming, as gorgeous as any, and said softly: "There are plenty of opportunities, but this second room doesn't seem to be as stunned as it seems. It's really interesting..."
It is said that collecting can refresh the mind, and tickets can nourish the kidneys...
(End of chapter)