Chapter 61: A certain person’s habit is to help his relatives but not his family
Looking at the furious His Majesty Li Er, Fang Jun was dumbfounded.
Didn't I just kneel down and say "Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live" out of fear that my butt will suffer when you spank me. Do you think I am willing? There is gold under my knees. I kneel to the sky and kneel to my parents. I will kneel to you to shorten your life, okay?
This becomes a traitor, right?
Fang Jun didn't know what to say at all, but deep down in his heart, he admired His Majesty Li Er.
Vanity is human nature, everyone has it, and it is impossible for His Majesty Li Er to be without it.
But His Majesty Li Er clearly knows that a person's knees may not be convinced, but his heart may not be convinced; he may say long live, but his heart may be cursing him to die early...
People don't play with these empty tricks. What they want is to rely on their own wisdom, martial arts, culture, Taoism and military strategy to make thousands of arrogant soldiers and generals have the word "submit" in their hearts, so that you can go eastward obediently. If I ask you to catch the dog, you won’t dare to chase the chicken!
Yes, that’s the momentum!
The magnificent momentum of the Tang Dynasty!
This is called domineering!
This is called one emperor through the ages!
As for some great emperors who enslaved a group of slaves with broken spines by shaving people's hair and brutally suppressing them, hahaha...
At this moment, Fang Jun was sincerely convinced.
Why was the Tang Dynasty able to dominate the world and dominate the world?
It’s not that the Tang Dynasty had strong soldiers, strong armor, or Godoli, but because they had an emperor who was magnanimous and domineering!
How magnificent, Your Majesty Li Er!
Fang Jun's heart was filled with excitement, he raised his head and looked at His Majesty Li Er happily!
He raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Fang Jun, plead guilty!"
Uh...
The furious His Majesty Li Er was stunned. This Fang Jun was not afraid of someone?
The emperor's wrath and blood flow are definitely not deceiving people!
As an emperor who is in charge of the universe and decides life and death, just think about it and you will know how powerful he will be when he is angry!
Look at Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi next to them. The two gangsters who were usually fearless were now silent under Li Er's power, shivering and shrinking into a ball.
But this Fang Jun actually dared to look at Gen Mou?
How can you be so frank in your confession?
And, it's not just that.
His Majesty Li Er discovered that Fang Jun's eyes were clear, and he could even clearly see the admiration, admiration, and worship revealed in his clear eyes!
Just like a son facing his majestic father, like a soldier facing an invincible commander, more like a child facing an indomitable hero!
That kind of unabashed admiration and admiration naturally spread out.
His Majesty Li Er was shocked, and his anger quickly disappeared.
This look is more effective than kowtowing, saying long live the emperor, and flattering thousands. Facing such a junior who admires and respects oneself, no matter how angry he is, he can't get angry. come out!
After all, His Majesty Li Er is still a human being, and he has restrained his vanity very well, but it still exists after all...
Although His Majesty Li Er didn't know why he could get Fang Jun to treat him like this just by denounced the slander, but based on his experience, he could tell that this guy was definitely not a hypocrite.
My heart feels more comfortable than the cup of tea brewed by the palace master I just drank...
Once the anger is gone, the fire will naturally not be able to spread.
But Li Er didn't want to let Fang Jun go just like that. This guy was so lawless and he had to be taught a lesson.
"Tell me, what crime have you committed?"
His Majesty Li Er glared at Fang Jun and said.
Who is Fang Jun? In his previous life, he was able to rise to the top of the officialdom by relying on his civilian background. At the very least, he was very good at reading people's hearts. The clues could be seen from the subtle changes in His Majesty Li Er's tone.
To be honest, that look in his eyes is not only a true expression of his heart, but also contains a little bit of showmanship. If it is completely false, it is absolutely impossible for His Majesty Li Er to not notice it. It seems to have a good effect...
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Fang Jun thought for a while and said tentatively: "The crime is to break into the palace without permission?"
Li Er stared at him with evil eyes.
Fang Jun looked at the two quail-like brothers beside him and said, "Is it because you smashed up Cao's boudoir?"
His Majesty Li Er felt that the anger he had just dissipated had gradually begun to gather.
Damn this guy is so stupid. He talks about trivial details and never mentions his biggest sin.
Looking at His Majesty Li Er's face, Fang Jun could only sigh: "The crime is that he disobeyed the imperial edict and returned to the city privately..." It seems that His Majesty Li Er still has no intention of letting him go, Ku Ye...
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Li Er was speechless. Why hadn't Fang Jun been so naughty before? His speech is also much smarter, but he disobeys the imperial edict? You are obviously disobeying the decree, okay?
Although it sounds similar, the properties are definitely different!
Failure to obey the imperial edict has some meaning in it, such as "unable to obey the will due to special circumstances".
But if you refuse to obey the decree, the nature is serious, you are contemptuous of the imperial power! In the Ming and Qing dynasties, there was absolutely no question of cutting off your head! Even in the Tang Dynasty, the minimum punishment was to be exiled to the army for three thousand miles!
Cheng Chubi and Li Siwen buried their heads and did not dare to say a word, but their hearts were filled with huge waves, and their admiration was like a torrential river...
The second roommate actually dares to talk nonsense in front of His Majesty. What kind of courage is this?
Let’s take a look at the second generation nobles of Chang’an City. Which one of them doesn’t tremble and shrink his eggs in front of His Majesty?
But with this courage, he can be called the first among the second generation of nobles!
That’s awesome, my brother Di...
His Majesty Li Er gritted his teeth and felt that he couldn't really do anything to Fang Jun. He would never have thought of decapitating him, or banishing him to the army? After thinking about Fang Xuanling's gray hair and declining spirit, it didn't work either.
The rest can only be beaten with boards, not killed or crippled.
But this guy is thick-skinned and thick-skinned. Will he be afraid of hitting a board?
His Majesty Li Er was a little annoyed. Since conquest by force is not feasible, then we will change our strategy. I want to convince others with virtue!
"Second Fang, you also know that a certain couple treats your father as his heart and soul, so he won't kill you. That's why you are so unscrupulous, right?"
His Majesty Li Er's tone became much gentler, but he still stood in front of Fang Jun with his hands behind his hands, condescendingly releasing pressure.
Fang Jun was also a little frightened. After thinking about it, he said: "The common people don't dare, it's just that there is a reason..."
His Majesty Li Er snorted: "I know that you are angry with the King of Han because of your eldest sister. I don't talk to you about superiority and inferiority, but I say that everything has a reason. Have you ever understood the whole story in detail? Do you know that when King Han reprimands your eldest sister, he is also protecting his dignity as a prince?"
Fang Jun said: "I don't care about that."
His Majesty Li Er said angrily: "Don't you know the difference between right and wrong and the truth?"
Fang Jun blinked, looked at His Majesty Li Er, said calmly and loudly: "I am stupid, no matter how many things I do, my habit of doing things is always to help my relatives but not to take care of them. Whoever bullies my family should not be managed. You, fight first and then talk!”
Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi were so impressed that they fell into admiration. Damn, I dare you to say...
His Majesty Li Er almost fell over in anger. He raised his foot and gave Fang Jun a hard kick. He kicked Fang Jun on the shoulder and cursed: "Nonsense! He is simply uneducated and has no skills. He only helps relatives but does not help." , why don’t you help the manager and say it? ”
He was kicked, but it didn't hurt very much. Fang Jun didn't care too much. No matter how hard he tried, it didn't matter if Li Er kicked him, he had to kick him back again...
Fang Jun touched his shoulders, scratched his neck and said: "What is a close relative? A close relative is someone who still stands by your side when you are desperate and at the end of your rope! For your close relatives, you should naturally provide unconditional support and help! Be reasonable. When there is a conflict with family ties, what does it matter to me?”
His Majesty Li Er stared at Fang Jun, who looked upright, and didn't know what to say.
Helping relatives or not?
No one has ever said this before, but in this era where family blood is more important than anything else, it is absolutely human nature.
So, is it true that Fang Jun went to Prince Han's Mansion to cause trouble?
His Majesty Li Er was speechless, feeling very unhappy. He suddenly said arrogantly: "Pull them all out, each with fifty pieces, and fight outside the hall so that someone can hear what happened!"
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If you, Fang Jun, are not unreasonable, can you still speak plausibly?
If someone doesn't reason with you anymore and just beats you, what's going on?
This time it's Fang Jun's turn to be dumbfounded. The emperor won't reason with you. What the hell is there to say?
As long as you don't want to have a "candle shadow shaking red" or something like that in this Dragon Palace, you can only accept the beating... I can't believe that no one will come out to criticize me when I write this chapter. It seems that Li Er was too perfect at the beginning. Almost surpassing all the emperors... But I don’t care about that, I am Li Shimin’s fan! If you don’t like it, vote!
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