Chapter 80 Tasting Party (Part 1)
The boy is dark and simple, and the girl is fair and beautiful. They are talking, busy picking up catches, and throwing small fish back into the ice hole from time to time. The atmosphere is wild, harmonious, and contented.
His Majesty Li Er curled his lips and was in a bad mood.
This guy will be someone's son-in-law in the future, and he's flirting with other women. What's going on? I'm afraid any father-in-law would not be too happy seeing such a scene.
However, he was still unable to have an attack, because that beautiful and charming girl, the Wu family, was given to Fang Jun by His Majesty Li Er personally...
Li Junxian always paid attention to His Majesty Li Er's face. When he saw the clouds on His Majesty's face, his heart skipped a beat: Fang Erlang, please wish yourself good luck.
At this time, His Majesty Li Er opened the car curtain and waved to Fang Jun in the distance: "Come here."
Fang Jun and Wu Meiniang had long noticed the carriage parked not far away, but seeing its ordinary style, they thought it was a merchant who had received an invitation to attend the tasting party, so they didn't pay much attention to it and just enjoyed themselves fishing.
The person in the car opened the curtain and shouted. Fang Jun raised his head in confusion and thought to himself, who is this person? He is so rude. I am a kitten or puppy. You can just go over there if you tell me?
When I looked up, I looked familiar...
However, Wu Meiniang knelt on the ice with a bang and cried out sweetly: "The daughter of the people has seen your majesty..."
Fang Jun was a little dumbfounded. Is this really His Majesty Li Er?
Doesn’t the emperor always stay in a cage-like deep palace all day long, and if he wants to come out, he has to cover his face to avoid the censor’s saliva? Why did this person come out so quietly?
When His Majesty Li Er saw Fang Jun in a daze, he became increasingly unhappy and shouted: "Deaf or a fool? Why don't you come here!"
Fang Jun quickly put down the wooden barrel containing the fish and ran over in small steps. The ice was too slippery and he stumbled if he wasn't careful. It would be embarrassing if he fell down in front of His Majesty...
After carefully running to the carriage, Fang Jun asked with a shy face: "Your Majesty, why are you here?" Then through the gap in the curtain, he saw Li Junxian and an old eunuch inside, and he suddenly pulled a long face and stared. Li Junxian shouted: "General Li is guarding the palace. Protecting His Majesty's safety is of paramount importance. How can we allow His Majesty to leave the palace incognito? Do you know what the impact will be if something happens? I will impeach you. ! ”
Li Junxian touched his nose, dumbfounded.
This Fang Jun is so bold that even His Majesty dares to tease him?
On the other side, His Majesty Li Er had darkened his face for a long time and said angrily: "Shut up!"
Fang Jun lowered his eyebrows and said: "Common people, obey the order."
His Majesty Li Er was almost furious. This bastard, probably because he was afraid that someone would scold him, dared to block someone's mouth about leaving the palace incognito. It was simply unreasonable!
"I ordered you to reflect on your mistakes in the farmland. Instead of taking the opportunity to study and understand things, you actually played and played. What a fool!"
"The common people are guilty..." Fang Jun was scolded by His Majesty Li Er in person, but he did not panic at all, and said: "A certain person read a book today, saying that a gentleman does not stand behind a dangerous wall. His Majesty went out of the palace incognito, with no one around him The scarcity of guards is probably not the behavior of a gentleman..."
If you scold me again, I will tell the truth about you being incognito. I don’t believe that the imperial censors in the imperial court did not write a bloody letter to impeach you. Especially the old man Wei Zheng, I will not bother you to death...
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Li Junxian and Wang De looked at each other and said nothing, both of them feeling funny in their hearts.
This second roommate is really a stick, even his majesty dares to threaten him.
His Majesty Li Er was furious, but before he got angry, Fang Jun had already said with a smile: "I'm afraid your Majesty has heard about the tasting event organized by Cao Min, right? Now that you are here, why not move to Cao Min's manor and have a tasting? A unique treasure? ”
His Majesty Li Er also knew that this stick might not be easy to suppress, so he followed his words and said, "Is there really a treasure?"
Fang Jun nodded seriously: "A rare treasure in the world, a treasure that is rare to find in a thousand years!"
His Majesty Li Er nodded slightly: "Then just lead the way. I would like to take a look."
Fang Jun said with a smile: "I obey! Your Majesty has a good meal. Zhuangzi just slaughtered a sheep last morning. The good mutton was cut into thin slices, and the fresh seabass was cut into fish fillets and served with vegetables. Strong wine, the best delicacy in the world, your majesty will reward you later and stay at the village for a hot pot meal!”
His Majesty Li Er snorted and glanced sideways at Fang Jun. This bastard is really hateful. He scolded you a few words and then clamored to impeach a certain person. If he doesn't cause trouble for you, then he will treat you with fine wine and fine food. It's too realistic. Fang Xuanling is innocent. Gentleman, how could such a thing be born...
Fang Jun carried the wooden bucket, and Wu Meiniang followed behind, following the carriage back to Zhuangzi.
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Dozens of luxuriously decorated carriages were parked at the main entrance of Zhuangzi, which was completely blocked.
His Majesty Li Er said sarcastically: "It's quite a big scene."
Fang Jun said nothing and led the coachman around the main gate and entered through the side door of Zhuangzi. His Majesty Li Er's status is too noble. Once he appears in public, he will definitely cause a commotion. I am afraid that this tasting meeting will not be held.
Arriving at the back hall of a pavilion, Fang Jun said: "Your Majesty, please."
His Majesty Li Er sat still. Li Junxian quickly jumped out of the carriage and looked around. Seeing nothing suspicious, he quickly entered the back hall and took a closer look. After a long while, he came out and bowed: "Your Majesty , please.”
His Majesty Li Er hummed before getting off the carriage and Shi Shiran entered the back hall.
Wang De and Li Junxian followed closely.
Wu Meiniang had already retired. Fang Jun grabbed a servant and gave some instructions before entering the back hall.
Entering the room, I found that His Majesty Li Er was already sitting on the couch unceremoniously, with Li Junxian and Wang De standing on either side.
His Majesty Li Er got straight to the point: "What kind of treasure is it? Let someone take a look at it."
Fang Jun said with a smile: "Your Majesty, please wait a moment. The treasure is already waiting to be displayed in the front hall. It would be inappropriate to bring it over at this time. I will ask Your Majesty to take a closer look later."
His Majesty Li Er looked displeased, but he was not angry.
Fang Jun not only lamented that it was great in this era. As a Supreme Being, he could also be considerate of others, which was not comparable to the emperors of the Ming and Qing Dynasties. If this happened during the Ming and Qing dynasties, would you dare to say such a thing? Let the emperor wait?
It clicks for you every minute...
Suddenly there was a noise in the front hall. His Majesty Li Er frowned and glared at Fang Jun.
Fang Jun didn't care. He got up and tinkered with the wall a few times, then took out a piece of blue brick, turned back to His Majesty Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, this shows the situation in the front hall."
His Majesty Li Er became curious, so he walked over and took a look, but he saw that a brick had been cut out of the wall. Normally, there would be no clues about it, but once it was removed, it would become a hole, and the situation in the front hall could be clearly seen.
His Majesty Li Er put his head in front of the hole and watched intently. If you don’t look at it, you will be surprised when you look at it! The whole Yingwu face was full of shock, and his mouth opened slightly, looking extremely unbelievable!
Completely stunned by what I saw!
Li Junxian and Wang De were startled at the same time. What could make His Majesty Li Er lose his composure despite the collapse of Mount Tai?
(End of chapter)