Chapter 89 Living Immortal
If we were to say who Fang Jun in the entire Tang Dynasty was most afraid of, His Majesty Li Er was ranked third.
So the question is, who can be more terrifying than His Majesty Li Er, who holds the world in his hands and controls life and death?
The first answer is Yuan Tiangang, and the second answer is Li Chunfeng...
Fang Jun is really not that afraid of His Majesty Li Er. He neither rebels nor commits murder or arson. He just wants to be a dandy who eats and waits for death. How can your Majesty Li Er be killed by me just because you don't like me?
After all, there are legal and human constraints.
But Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng were different. In front of these two people, Fang Jun felt guilty...
Because he came from the wrong way!
Legend has it that these two are the most adept at fortune telling and yin and yang. They knew each other five hundred years ago and five hundred years later...
It’s not just 500 years later that these two people came up with a push-back chart while they were idle, but they predicted the major events that will happen in the next few thousand years...
If these two people find out that he is not from this era, but has come through time and space, will he be tied to a pillar and burned to death as a "monster", or will he be immersed in a pig cage and drowned?
In this era, most people believe in these weird things. How can Fang Jun not be afraid?
Don't talk about materialism, even things like soul travel are involved. Do you dare to believe that there are ghosts in this world?
Therefore, when he heard that the Taoist priest in front of him was Li Chunfeng, Fang Jun was almost scared to death...
But no matter how frightened I was, I couldn't turn around and run away.
Fang Jun had no choice but to cup his hands with a guilty conscience and said, "I am Fang Jun, the second son of the Fang family."
"Are you Fang Jun?"
Li Chunfeng was startled and looked at Fang Jun in confusion.
Is this the legendary second son of the house who works hard, gives a hammer, and is frightened?
Although the person in front of me is not handsome, he has a square face, thick eyebrows, a straight nose, a square mouth, eyes like stars, and temples as sharp as a knife. His face is honest and honest, his appearance is dignified, and his brows are open, which shows that he has an honest character and an upright heart.
Especially those bright eyes, which are full of agility and contain profound wisdom. How could such a pair of eyes be possessed by a "second fool"?
Taking a closer look, I can see some clues.
This house has a handsome mountain with towering roots, but its lines are like hanging needles, which is a sign of short life.
However, the philtrum is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, and a layer of fine down has already grown at a young age. It is obvious that he will be a man with a thick beard when he grows up. Looking at the philtrum alone, he is energetic, decisive and positive. Their mobility, and their luck in life, will become more developed as they get closer to old age, so they will surely benefit their descendants.
Such mountain roots and people represent two completely different faces, but they appear on one person's face at the same time. Li Chunfeng has never seen it before.
I couldn't help being surprised.
Fang Jun was so frightened by what he saw that he thought, could this man really see something?
Then he said with a guilty conscience: "It's getting late, so I won't disturb the Taoist priest. See you later..."
But I said in my heart: It would be best if we never meet again...
After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
The clinker Li Chunfeng suddenly reached out and grabbed his wrist and said: "Wait a minute!"
Fang Jun was so frightened that his soul almost flew away. I'm so stupid! He threw away Li Chunfeng's hand, said "goodbye", and ran away...
Li Chunfeng was stunned, watching Fang Jun running away vigorously, shouting loudly to his friends who came with him, and without stopping, he disappeared into the vast night in a short time.
"This kid, I haven't remembered the whole poem yet, why are you running around like this?"
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Fang Jun trotted all the way back to the village. Qiao'er brought hot water to wait for him to finish washing. Wu Meiniang brought a few more side dishes and pastries. She snored for a few bites before getting into bed and getting into bed.
Only then was the shock finally over.
Then did Li Chunfeng see that his brother was a fake and a real "monster"?
If he could see it, would this bull-nosed man really want to conquer demons and do justice for heaven?
My heart was hanging in the air with shock, and I had been thinking wildly for most of the night. The rooster crowed for the first time, and then I fell asleep in a daze.
No wonder Fang Jun was so nervous.
Not to mention atheism, isn't what he experienced just like the legendary soul taking over the body and resurrecting the soul through the corpse? After experiencing such incredible things, if you can still insist on believing that there are no ghosts in time, then you are really crazy.
He could travel through more than a thousand years of time and bend over to a Tang Dynasty person. How could he know that no one else would bend over to a living person after death?
The most important thing is that in such a superstitious era, if someone discovers his true origin, he will definitely end up badly. It is definitely not impossible to tie him up and burn him to death...
The next morning, Juncai woke up leisurely in Sanganfang.
I didn't wake up naturally, I woke up from the cold.
The wealthy families in Guanzhong all slept on fire pits, but the heat pits at this time were very different from those in later generations. The ventilation was extremely poor. One accident could make the room full of smoke and fire. Moreover, the burning rate of firewood was not good. The kang is smoking but not hot.
So I always put a charcoal pot in the room to keep warm at night.
Since it is a charcoal fire, there is a risk of being smoked to death due to excessive carbon dioxide concentration. The ancients didn't understand what carbon dioxide was, but they knew it could kill people, because every winter, several people in eight villages would be smoked to death...
It would be too cold without a charcoal fire, and if there was a charcoal fire, I would be afraid of being smoked, so I had to arrange for the servants to work at night. If something was not right, they would quickly open the doors and windows for ventilation.
But after all, Fang Jun came from a later generation and was not used to having a group of people waiting on him when sleeping. There was never a charcoal fire in the room.
Yawning continuously, I sat in the hall, rubbed my nose that was dripping with snot, and thought that I should put the kang bed on the agenda.
He was born in the countryside and grew up in the countryside. He has no difficulty in sitting on the bed.
Just as he was thinking about what materials were needed and what the procedures were, he took a pen and paper and wrote down whatever came to his mind. Fang Sihai walked in from the outside and reported: "Erlang, there is a Taoist priest in the front yard who asked to see him. He said that he had met him recently. Erlang had a chance encounter.”
Fang Jun's heart suddenly jumped.
Come on, this Li Chunfeng is really haunted, why did he come after him?
Could it be that this bull-nosed guy thought carefully last night and figured out my "evil true identity" and is coming to visit me?
To finish...
Fang Jun stood up and said quickly: "Just say I'm not here and send him away quickly!"
With that said, he was about to retreat to the back hall.
Fang Sihai looked embarrassed and said with a sigh: "That... person has been brought here and is just outside the door..."
Fang Jun was furious: "Okay, you, Fang Sihai, are you going to rebel or something? How come you dare to bring in any kittens or puppies without someone's consent?"
Fang Sihai shrank his neck and did not dare to say a word.
Then I heard a person at the door say quietly: "How can I, a poor Taoist who is also a fifth-grade Taishi Ling, become the kitten and puppy that Erlang calls me?"
"This..."
There is nothing more embarrassing than scolding someone behind your back and being overheard. Fang Jun blushed. Fortunately, this dark face is not easy to see if it is slightly red...
"Ahaha... It turns out that it was Daoist Li who came here. No wonder I heard a magpie chirping this early in the morning... Kittens and puppies? Don't blame me, Taoist priest. I was just making a metaphor. This servant really has no rules," he said. When an immortal arrives, you should inform someone in advance, so that someone can wash your face, rinse your mouth, burn incense and take a bath, and go to the gate to greet the immortal..."
Fang Jun was talking nonsense, but he couldn't admit calling Li Chunfeng a kitten or puppy.
Li Chunfeng's lips twitched when he heard Fang Jun's words...
It is said that Fang Xuanling is a sincere gentleman, as gentle as jade, and he pays the most attention to etiquette and demeanor. The eldest son of the Fang family has also dealt with him, and he is upright and observant of etiquette and has an upright temperament. Why is it this second man's turn to be so frivolous and slippery?
Fang Jun enthusiastically came over and held Li Chunfeng's arm, letting him into the hall. The host and guest sat opposite each other, glaring at Fang Sihai and said, "Why are you still standing there, go make tea quickly!"
Fang Sihai shrank his neck and slipped away quickly.
Fang Jun looked carefully at Li Chunfeng's face, and found nothing strange. Then he felt a little relieved, thinking that this bull-nosed man was not here to catch monsters...
Then he asked: "The Taoist priest is here. What advice do you have?"
Li Chunfeng said: "I don't take advice seriously, it's just the poem last night..."
Speaking of this, he inadvertently saw a piece of rice paper placed on the table in front of Fang Jun. The lines on it were thin, but regular and layered, and it was supplemented by a font that he had never seen before.
He leaned over slightly, took a closer look, and was stunned. (End of chapter)