Chapter 245: Duel
The little maid who was studying ink tightly twisted a piece of rhopa with her hands, pursed her lips, and secretly glanced at Fang Jun's face countless times with her watery eyes. If it hadn't been for this occasion, she would probably have rushed up to offer it. My own kiss...
This is a good man who is upright and upright!
How can they be like those rotten scholars who are stupid in reading. Whenever something happens, they push women out and call them "marriages"...
If there is such a son-in-law standing in front of you, even if you die in battle, our daughter's family will be able to hold a knife, put on armor, and go into battle to kill the enemy!
So what about death?
It's just a corpse wrapped in horse leather, so what's there to be afraid of...
Ouyang Xun couldn't stand it when she became a fan here...
How can you be so angry and ashamed at such a young age? The old guy only felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his entire life, even when he was trapped in the army. He had a good reputation, and any aspiring monarch would respect him. The worst he could do was to find another boss...< br>
But now, this piece of dough is torn off by Fang Jun bloody, it hurts!
Ouyang Xun couldn't wait any longer, and with a blood-red face, he hugged His Majesty Li Er with a fist, bowed and saluted: "I am not feeling well, please leave for now..." After that, without even waiting for His Majesty Li Er to speak, he turned around and hurriedly Step away.
Just as he walked to the gate, he stumbled and fell to the ground.
His Majesty Li Er was shocked, and quickly called the imperial guards, helped him to rest in Nuange, and then ordered the imperial doctor to diagnose and treat him.
When the imperial guards hurriedly took Ouyang Xun away, His Majesty Li Er turned back with a sullen face. When he saw Fang Jun admiring his "calligraphy treasure" as if nothing had happened, he was immediately furious and furious. Said: "Are you lawless?"
Fang Jun was not afraid at all, and said calmly: "Wei Chen thought that because Senior Ouyang had gone through many ups and downs and had rich experience, his ability to withstand blows must be much better than ordinary people. Who knew he was so bad? Besides, His Majesty clearly knows, Wei Chen Although what I said may not sound right, there is nothing wrong about it.”
His Majesty Li Er was lucky and thought Fang Jun was right, but... why the hell couldn't you be more tactful? It's said so harshly that no one can stand it!
"Hmph! What a clever word!"
His Majesty Li Er cursed, turned back to the desk, and looked at the "Yellow Bird Song" in a daze.
Fang Jun stood aside and remained silent, thinking that His Majesty Li Er probably already knew what he wanted to say, and was organizing his sentences to deal with the upcoming inquiries.
Unexpectedly, His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a long time and suddenly asked: "Why haven't you gone to the Ordnance Supervision yet? Are you dissatisfied with my arrangements?"
Fang Jun's thoughts were disrupted and he could only say: "Weichen doesn't dare, but the injury has not yet healed. My mother has repeatedly warned me to pay attention to recuperation, but Weichen doesn't dare to worry my mother."
His Majesty Li Er had no choice but to change the subject and said, "It is said that you requested a batch of funds from the Ministry of Civil Affairs to trial-produce a new type of sea-going ship. Is this true?"
"It's true."
"Tell me, what improvement does this new type of ship have compared to the past?" His Majesty Li Er returned to the desk and sat down. He ordered the maid to serve a tea cup and added a bar stool for Fang Jun: "Tell me Let’s talk.”
Fang Jun bowed and thanked: "No!" Sitting upright and horizontally, His Majesty Li Er bowed his head.
Could this be the legendary "Jun's prelude pair"?
For no reason, Fang Jun was a little nervous...
After coughing lightly, he said: "In the past, sea-going ships had to rely on ocean currents and monsoons as power to move forward, and the constraints were too great. For example, if a ship goes to the South China Sea in November or December, the north wind will blow. ;Come to May and June, Just the south wind. The north wind sails and the south wind returns, and distant things come to transport merchants. However, you can only go to sea once a year, and it must be in the winter when the monsoon comes. If you miss the monsoon, you have to stay in the port all year long. Inside.”
His Majesty Li Er frowned and said: "The north wind sails and the south wind returns, and distant objects come to lose merchants and merchants? What kind of bad poem is this? It is bland and has no rhyme at all!"
Fang Jun's mouth twitched, why are you paying attention to this? This is not the point, right?
Furthermore, this was written by Wang Shipeng, is it none of my business? When I was in college, I joined the sailing team to chase girls. I can still remember the knowledge I learned at that time, even if I am worthy of you...
Ignoring His Majesty Li Er's nonsense, Fang Jun continued: "According to Wei Chen's research, ships sailing on the sea do not rely entirely on the wind blowing from the rear to push the ship forward. In fact, the power of the wind acts in two forms. On the sail, and the biggest power is definitely not the wind push from the rear, but a very strange phenomenon..."
At that moment, Fang Jun took out the "Bernoulli Effect" and explained it in detail. Anyway, His Majesty Li Er probably couldn't understand it even if he explained it in a simple way.
As expected, His Majesty Li Er was fooled into confusion. No matter how wise and powerful he was, how could he understand this kind of knowledge that transcended his time? But I have to save my face. I can think of this stick out of thin air, but I can’t even understand it. How embarrassing would it be to tell it?
Moreover, even though I couldn’t quite understand what he said, he felt so powerful...
Fang Jun said this, his mouth was dry, he looked at the tea cup on His Majesty Li Er's desk, swallowed and said to the little maid who was as silent as a vase: "Excuse me, can you give it to me?" Would you like a cup of tea too?”
The little maid was stunned. She probably had never met an official who dared to ask for water in front of His Majesty. She was a little confused for a moment and turned to look at His Majesty Li Er.
His Majesty Li Er said angrily: "You kid, can't you understand some rules?" He said so, but he still waved his hand and asked the maid to pour him a cup of tea.
Fang Jun was terribly thirsty, and he didn't bother to taste the tea. Anyway, it was his own product blackmailed by His Majesty Li Er... "Gudonggudong" he drank it all in one breath. The guy licked his lips and said, "One more cup." ! ”
The little maid secretly glanced at His Majesty, who had a black line on his face but did not stop him. She held back her laughter and refilled Fang Jun's glass with brisk steps.
After drinking two cups of tea, he handed the tea cup to the little maid and showed a gentle smile: "Thank you!"
It was his habit to politely thank others for helping others, and he couldn't change it for a while, and he didn't plan to change it. Even if he traveled back a thousand and hundreds of years, his status and environment had undergone earth-shaking changes, and he could no longer follow the same routine as before, Fang Jun still felt that he should have some persistence.
Even if these insistences are somewhat outdated and incompatible with this era, only in this way can he feel that he is still the Fang Jun, not the Fang Yiai of this time and space. He has not been covered up by the heavy dust of history, and he is still himself...
Such as saying thank you, such as not discriminating against women, such as forcing your servants to take a shower every day...
The little maid thanked her, her little face turned red with embarrassment, she bit her lip lightly, took the teacup from Fang Jun's hand, and stepped aside.
His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun with a dark face, feeling that it was awkward to look at him.
This guy has a dark face. Although he is not ugly, he is still far behind those handsome young men. Why does this guy seem to have good luck with women?
If it were in the past, His Majesty Li Er would definitely scold you and scold you if he doesn't like it. What's wrong with that?
But now, His Majesty Li Er's impression of Fang Jun has changed greatly, and he just snorted and let it go.
"Although I have asked Zhang Liang to serve as Minister of Industry, I will not let him interfere with the affairs of new ships. You can go all out and don't have to worry. As for the young inspector of weapons, it is actually your father who begged for you. Come, he will see you all day I am in the company of merchants, and I am impatient of vulgarity. I am afraid that you will go astray. I want you to join the army in the Western Expedition this time so that you can sharpen yourself and become a pillar of the imperial court in the future. You must work hard and you must not let down your father's expectations! ”
His Majesty Li Er has turned on the child-raising mode...
If other people heard this, they would probably get excited. It would be a supreme honor to receive such earnest teachings from His Majesty Li Er, and it would mean a smooth career in the future! I’m afraid even the snot and bubbles in my nose will be beautiful...
But Fang Jun didn't take it seriously. On his face, he was submissive, but in his heart, he cursed: Pretending! You continue to pretend! You spoke so grandly, and even sold your father's favor, but you are probably thinking more of revenge for ruining the reputation of your Qingque, right?
Haha, in fact, we have already seen through you...(End of Chapter)