Chapter 481 Li Er is stingy
This matter was just a whim of Fang Jun. Lu Dongzan talked about highland barley wine, and then associated highland barley wine with the later American policy of controlling small countries in the Middle East, so he came up with this idea. But if you want to put it into practice, careful planning is naturally inevitable.
But as soon as he returned home and spent a sleepless night alone, His Majesty Li Er sent a chamberlain to call him...
The auspicious snow is beginning to clear, and the weather is cold and gloomy.
The maids and chamberlains in the Tai Chi Palace seemed to be afraid of the biting cold. They all hid in their own rooms or in the master's bedroom and did not come out to wander around, making the Tai Chi Palace in Nuoda look empty.
In the study room of Shenlong Palace, His Majesty Li Er was wearing a set of regular clothes with wide robes and long sleeves. He stepped barefoot on the thick Persian carpet that Fang Jun paid tribute to. The room was burning with bone charcoal and filled with a faint fragrance. Warmth.
There is an open memorial on the desk, with the slightly messy Four Treasures of the Study next to it. The brush is dipped in ink, but it is just placed casually on the inkstone. It is obvious that His Majesty Li Er was just commenting on the memorial.
"I wonder what important matter your Majesty has summoned me to come here for?"
The distance from Chengtian Gate to the Divine Dragon Hall is not very close. Along the way, the cold air has already entered the body. As soon as he entered the room, the warm air collided with the cold air he carried, making Fang Jun shiver.
His Majesty Li Er put his hands behind his hands and snorted when he heard the words: "Is it important? If it is really important, how can you, a hairless little kid like you, be the one to advise?"
"..." Fang Jun was choked and speechless. He subconsciously touched his lips, but only a thin layer of down grew, symbolizing the masculine beard of a man, which had not yet taken shape. But speaking of it, I am very strong and strong, and obviously well developed, but my beard is not thick, which is a strange thing.
Anyone who is strong and physically strong must have a lot of body hair, and he is an anomaly, or maybe he is not yet old...
But even if we have nothing to say but can't do things well, then why did you call us here so early in the morning?
Fang Jun remained silent, neither recognizing himself as a kid nor refuting.
Isn’t there a saying that silence is the best resistance...
He didn't speak, and His Majesty Li Er didn't know what was going on, so he didn't speak either. One of them lowered his head and counted ants. Of course, there shouldn't be such a thing in the Dragon Palace in the winter... The other was leisurely and contented, looking up at the beams.
Both of them have stubborn tempers, so no one can bear to bow their head first.
Even though His Majesty Li Er is the emperor, Fang Jun is not afraid either. You said that I am a little kid and not qualified to take part in important matters, so let’s just say nothing. Is it possible that I am not guilty for speaking, but guilty for not speaking? ?
Gradually, His Majesty Li Er felt slightly annoyed.
It's not that his qi-raising skills are not as good as Fang Jun's, but that he feels a little annoyed. Don't you have any fear of the imperial power? You actually played with my personality!
At this time, Wang De led several palace maids to bring breakfast on a red sandalwood tray.
"Everyone, it's time for breakfast." Wang De bowed slightly and said respectfully.
"Yes." His Majesty Li Er responded, without looking at the serious Fang Jun, and sat directly in front of a softly painted and carved kang table.
The palace maid placed the four side dishes on the table one by one, and then served a bowl of fragrant white rice porridge to His Majesty Li Er.
Fang Jun had some insomnia last night and went to bed a little late. As soon as he got up early in the morning, His Majesty Li Er sent someone to call him, so he didn't have time to have breakfast. At this moment, he lowered his head and remained silent, but he was smelling the fragrant smell of white rice and listening to His Majesty Li Er chewing a piece of something that was probably a pickled cucumber or a pickled radish. He couldn't help but swallow hard. I salivated and my stomach growled slightly...
This leader is too careless!
You called me here early in the morning, and you didn’t say anything when you came. I had to watch you while you were eating. This is so inhumane!
I silently cursed in my heart, cursing His Majesty Li Er for being scalded by the hot porridge and making his mouth full of bubbles...
There was a sound of light footsteps coming from the door behind him.
Then, a soft and crisp voice sounded in my ears: "Hey, Fang Jun, what are you doing standing there stupidly? Why don't you have breakfast? Did you come here after breakfast?"
Fang Jun turned around, and a beautiful and clear smile appeared in front of him. It was Princess Gaoyang whom he had not seen for many days.
This girl is also a grown-up girl, and her hair is becoming more and more beautiful. She has her long black hair combed into a bun on the top of her head, exposing her crystal-clear jade ears. She wears a short-collared light yellow skirt, which makes her neck white and slender.
With picturesque features, beautiful nose and mouth, and an aura of youth and beauty all over his body, it is no wonder that this man in history was able to seduce eminent monks such as Bian Ji, who were willing to break the precepts and fall into the world of mortals, intoxicated in the gentle countryside and lost their lives. ……
Fang Jun was stunned...
Seeing Fang Jun staring blankly at her, Princess Gaoyang felt sweet and shy at the same time. After hearing last night that her father was going to summon Fang Jun early this morning, she got up early in the morning and made breakfast neatly. To tidy up.
"Hey, does it look good?"
Princess Gao Yang held her little hands behind her back and walked like a cat. She walked gently in front of Fang Jun, raised a pretty face, bit her red lips, and asked softly.
I have never seen Fang Jun be so arrogant in front of me. It seems that he doesn't care about his appearance...
I felt a little happy in my heart.
Fang Jun was still in a daze, thinking about the meaning of what Princess Gaoyang just said...
"It looks good...no! I mean, what did His Highness just say? Do you want me to have breakfast?"
"Yes!" Princess Gaoyang said happily with a blushing smile: "My father decided to summon you last night, so the slave family got up early this morning and specially made some side dishes and porridge for my father. The emperor enjoys it with you..."
I feel a little proud in my heart. It seems that Sister Changle’s words really make sense!
This guy with a dark face has never had a good attitude towards me, probably because she likes those gentle and virtuous lady-type girls, but she has always been willful and unruly, and she loves to go against him. How could she be like this? What about making him fall in love with me?
I just woke up early and made breakfast. Sure enough, this guy's impression of me changed drastically!
However, Fang Jun was thinking about something else...
"In other words, the breakfast your Majesty is enjoying now was actually made specially for me by Your Majesty..."
"How do you talk?" Princess Gaoyang pouted, turned her back to His Majesty Li Er, winked at Fang Jun, and whispered: "You want to die! I did it for my father, and you just took advantage of it. That’s all, you idiot, don’t you understand?”
Why does Fang Jun care about this?
The prince suddenly became angry. He took a step around Princess Gaoyang in front of him, walked up to His Majesty Li Er, and asked: "Since the breakfast prepared by Her Majesty the Princess is for the ministers, how come your Majesty is able to enjoy it, but let the ministers enjoy it?" Are you just staring at me and starving?”
"Eh?" Princess Gao Yang blinked her big eyes and looked at Fang Jun in confusion, then at her father. Why didn't his father tell him that I had prepared this meal?
His Majesty Li Er took a sip of the porridge, then put a piece of green pickled cucumber into his mouth, chewed it loudly, and then said slowly: "I see you seem to be thinking about life. So I didn’t interrupt your train of thought, and wanted to wait until you finished thinking before inviting you to have dinner with me! Hey, are you very hungry?”
Fang Jun almost exploded with anger!
This old emperor is really sinister...
If you don't ask me to have dinner with you, am I stupid or something? If you dare to make a noise, you have to compete with the emperor for food. Do I still think the whip is not strong enough and the paddle doesn't hurt? I want to die or what?
But no matter now! The emperor obviously wanted to take revenge on him for always irritating him, so he got him back now.
Is this called one emperor through the ages?
Your uncle’s...
Fang Jun sat down without saying a word. Fortunately, he still knew some etiquette and did not sit directly opposite His Majesty Li Er. Instead, he sat sideways and glared at Wang De: "Here is this to me. Serve rice!”
Wang De understood the cause and effect, and naturally saw that His Majesty wanted to embarrass this boy. He also knew that Fang Jun seemed to be angry with him, but in fact he was just expressing a small dissatisfaction with His Majesty, and was not deliberately targeting anyone, so he did not Angry, he took the bowls and chopsticks that had been prepared on the side with a smile, and personally served Fang Jun a bowl of porridge: "Master Marquis, please have a meal!"
Seeing Wang De's pretentious look, Fang Jun himself laughed angrily, and subconsciously said: "Thank you!"
Then he picked up the chopsticks, glanced at His Majesty Li Er who had no expression on his face but had a smug look in his eyes, moved his neck, and then... start!
This move shocked everyone present!
No matter high or low, everyone lives in the palace. Naturally, they must abide by etiquette in everything they say and do. There must be a standard for sitting and lying down, not to mention the dining ceremony, which is the most important thing in Chinese etiquette. When have you ever seen someone eating like this in front of His Majesty?
But when I saw this man, he was like a wind and a lingering cloud. He took a few mouthfuls of a bowl of porridge and picked up several side dishes for rice. He was slurping while eating and drinking. In the blink of an eye, the bottom of a small pot of fragrant white rice porridge was on the table. The several plates of side dishes served seemed to have been swept away, with only a few wreckage left on the bottom of the plate...
When Princess Gao Yang saw this, instead of feeling that Fang Jun was rude and disrespectful, she felt a little complacent. The food he cooked must have suited his taste, so he ate so much, and his heart was naturally filled with a tenderness of satisfaction...
It is not that His Majesty Li Er has never seen people who can eat. Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, etc. are all people with belly as big as the sky. However, those who can eat so much in front of him have been in the past ten years. Never again.
Did this man really never think that he was an emperor with the power of life and death?
Somehow, instead of being angry at not being respected at all, the Supreme Being in the World felt a little sad and a little relieved... (End of Chapter)