Chapter 592 Aftermath
Well done, who has nothing to do to provoke that Tyrannosaurus rex?
Fang Jun was also helpless.
In the past, it was others who bullied others, so why not fight back? It's not his character to swallow his anger. But this time, Fang Jun felt that he was very great and noble, just like a saint, challenging the autocratic imperial power for the sake of freedom and democracy...
Well, the word "challenge" is a bit too much, it can be considered a remonstrance at best.
Fortunately, this was the Tang Dynasty, and feudal autocracy had not yet reached its peak. There was still an atmosphere of freedom, both in the court and among the people. People could discuss state affairs freely and even point fingers at the superior emperor. As long as there is no ulterior motive to slander, it is usually no big deal.
If it were placed in the Ming and Qing dynasties, based on what Fang Jun and His Majesty Li Er said, "Absolute power leads to absolute corruption", at the very least it would be a crime of "disrespect". If someone is targeted by a political enemy, his home is confiscated and he is sent to the army. It's appropriate...
Since the environment permits, of course he has to say that he does not have the noble sentiment of "I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood", but he works hard to make the people of this dynasty and this empire live a better life without risking his life. , he will still do it.
Princess Jinyang also imitated the imperial doctor and massaged Fang Jun's back with her small hands. It's just that she didn't have the strength, and her little hands were warm and soft. Instead of feeling comfortable at all, Fang Jun was made itchy all over by her...
The imperial doctor looked aside and didn't care.
Strictly speaking, Princess Jinyang's behavior is extremely inappropriate. After all, she is a young girl who has not yet left the palace, and she is also a royal princess. She must avoid suspicion in front of adult men. Even her own father and brother, such behavior seems a bit... Too intimate.
But Princess Jinyang is so cute, with that cute little face that makes people unable to bear to criticize her even one word. Moreover, as an imperial doctor who can move around the palace, he naturally knows how kindly Princess Jinyang treats Fang Erlang. The little girl is so young and as pure as a piece of crystal. It is really hard to imagine those dirty things. idea.
Fang Jun endured the itching on his back, turned his head, looked at Princess Jinyang's serious face, and said gratefully: "Thank you for your life-saving grace, Your Highness. If Your Highness hadn't come to the rescue today, probably next year's day would be the same as ours." It’s the death anniversary...”
The little princess smiled brightly, put her little face in front of Fang Jun, and proudly asked for credit: "Really?"
Fang Jun deliberately pretended to be serious: "It's more real than pearls! Your Highness's life-saving grace will be unforgettable by me! His Highness was worried about his life and went through fire and water through wind and rain, and I will serve you to the death!"
This kind of adult-like language really made Princess Jinyang very happy. The more naive a child is, the more she longs for others to treat her like an adult. The sense of accomplishment that comes from being recognized is unmatched by any toy!
The little princess excitedly clapped her hands, her big eyes blinked, and said full of hope: "Last time, my father asked my brother-in-law to come to the palace to play with me. Brother-in-law, why didn't you agree? It would be great if he came to the palace. , playing with Si Zi during the day and telling stories to Si Zi at night..."
As she talked, the little princess looked resentful, and she was very worried about Fang Jun's refusal to enter the palace.
Fang Jun was sweating a little: "Your Highness, Wei Chen cannot enter the palace! Despite what the Emperor said, if Wei Chen really comes every day, the Emperor might kill Wei Chen!"
Just kidding, what kind of place is a palace?
His Majesty Li Er has a large group of wives, big and small, all crowded in the harem, and there are also many underage princesses. Fang Jun, a tall and thick old man, goes in and out of the palace all day long to peek at the palace, and His Majesty Li Er is not allowed to cut him into pieces. piece?
Princess Jinyang didn't take it seriously. She held her hands carelessly for a while and said in a crisp voice: "How could it be! My father said it himself last time, if Sizi likes to play with you, he will castrate you and transfer you to the palace! Father Jinkou Yuyan, why are you refusing to pay? Oh, by the way, what is castration, brother-in-law?”
Looking at Princess Jinyang's beautiful face and eyes full of curiosity, Fang Jun almost fell from the soft couch to the ground.
Castration?
Li Er, Li Er, you are too poisonous!
The imperial doctor behind him couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter immediately. After laughing out loud, looking at Fang Jun's dark face, he trembled in his heart. He quickly suppressed his smile and said awkwardly: "The injury is not serious. Erlang just needs to be careful not to overwork himself. It should be fine. Well, I’ll take my leave...”
After saying this, the doctor quickly packed up his medicine box and left in a hurry.
It’s just the shoulders that keep shrugging, showing how lucky it is to hold back laughter at this moment...
"Hey, brother-in-law, you look so ugly..." Princess Jinyang blinked her big eyes and looked at Fang Jun strangely: "Is your butt hurting again? Si Zi, please rub it for you. Oh, such a big person You have to be stronger, don’t always be afraid of pain... What does castration mean?”
The little princess stretched out her hand to rub Fang Jun's hand, humming in her mouth, and then asked again.
How to explain this?
Fang Jun was a little annoyed, but more worried. If he doesn't explain, I'm afraid this little girl will keep asking questions. If he mentions this matter when asking others, Fang Jun will be really embarrassed!
But he thought about it over and over, but couldn't think of a suitable way to say it.
The little girl is too young and has no idea about the bodies of men and women, and the physiological explanations are completely useless. So let’s make it simple and say that it’s just cutting off the penis that urinates on? But this is a princess, and she is usually surrounded by eggless chamberlains. Who knows if she has ever seen such a thing as Tintin?
What a real headache...
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In the end, Fang Jun could not come up with a suitable explanation to explain the phenomenon of "castration", so he had to run away when Princess Jinyang asked.
After returning to the house, the worries in my heart were completely put down.
This sudden wave of impeachment almost cut in half the plan Fang Jun had designed for himself. If he falls in this impeachment wave, it can be predicted that he will be abandoned from the core class of the Tang Empire for a long time in the future.
Although it is impossible for him to enter this class now...
But the next focus of the empire must be the Eastern Expedition to Goguryeo. If he holds the position of Canghaidao Marching Chief, he will be able to occupy a favorable position during the Eastern Expedition. Regardless of the success or failure of the Eastern Expedition, one of his feet has already been Entering the core class of this empire.
At that time, it was time for Fang Jun to pursue his dream.
Without corresponding status and qualifications, no matter how strong your abilities are, you will never get the chance to display them.
While Fang Jun breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't know how many people had no sleep tonight...
Duke Zhao's Mansion.
After returning to the mansion, Changsun Wuji locked himself in the study and ordered no one to disturb him.
He must calm down and think about some things.
The criminal evidence of various officials that Fang Jun took out was obviously given to him by the emperor. But where did the emperor come from?
If the real emperor had an army lurking in dark corners, always watching the civil and military forces of the dynasty, it would be... frightening, like a ray of light on his back!
As soon as he thought about what he thought was a secret thing, but the emperor had clearly seen it for a long time, Changsun Wuji felt a panic that was close to collapse! Who doesn't have some thoughts? But with these little thoughts, it is very likely that you have dug your own grave, and you can be doomed at any time!
Is it "Hundred Riders"?
Or is there another force?
No matter what, until the situation is unclear, all thoughts must be hidden...
It wasn't until the sky turned completely dark that Changsun Wuji called for someone to come in and light the lamp, and at the same time ordered someone to find Changsun Heng'an.
After a while, Changsun Heng'an came to the study and closed the door behind his back.
Changsun Heng'an is the second brother of Changsun Wuji. His appearance is different from that of Changsun Wuji. He appears to be very rugged, strong and powerful.
He once held an official position of being a general, but he resigned long ago and became an official. He was responsible for managing the various properties of the eldest son's family. He was the core figure of the eldest grandson's family.
"Silang, what's important?" Changsun Heng'an sat on the couch and asked in a deep voice.
Changsun Wuji looked sternly, looked at his brother, and said slowly: "Stop everything. Tomorrow, my brother will set off to Jiangnan to discuss a business with the Jiangnan nobles."
Changsun Heng'an was horrified and moved... (End of this chapter)