Chapter 1031 Fang Jun was beaten
The emperor's order could not be disobeyed, so Fang Jun had to reluctantly serve as the chief groomsmen, that is, the "head of the wedding group". His expression of reluctance made His Majesty Li Er's other sons-in-law envious and jealous.
They are both sons-in-law, so why is there such a big gap?
In the end, everyone came to a self-deceiving conclusion. This was not because His Majesty Li Er loved Fang Jun, but because he saw that Fang Jun was strong and strong in fighting ability, and used it to resist the "killing stick" after he captured the Wang family.
When I thought about it, I felt instantly at ease. Do you think it’s easy to be the best man?
Only Fang Jun didn’t have much experience in welcoming brides, so he actually ignored it for a moment...
As soon as the good day arrives, all kinds of ceremonial guards gather in the palace, people are shouting, drums and music are loud, colorful flags are flying, and there are huge crowds of people...
Fang Jun stood in front of Li Zhi with a sullen face, accepting the instructions of the "Commander-in-Chief of the Wedding Ceremony". There will be someone to remind you when you need to pay attention. This will not go wrong, but when it comes to what to say, then It's very important. If you accidentally say something wrong, it will be bad. It's a small matter to make a joke. If it leaves regrets for the wedding of His Highness Prince Jin, who will bear the blame? Who can afford it?
The reason why Fang Jun was sullen and unhappy was because of the two "chief and deputy commanders" of the wedding ceremony...
The commander-in-chief is Linghu Defen. As the Minister of Etiquette, he is responsible for controlling the wedding process. This is his duty and no one else can take it away. Besides, if you do this kind of thing well, you should do it. If you do it wrongly, you will have to bear the wrath of His Majesty Li Er. Only a fool will rob it!
The deputy commander-in-chief is also an old acquaintance. It is said that he is a Taoist priest named Li Chunfeng who is studying in astrology and numerology in seclusion...
The ancients firmly believed in Feng Shui and numerology. Which position at which time represents good or bad luck is destined by God. Such a large-scale ceremony must have an expert who is proficient in metaphysics and numerology to provide professional guidance. No one is more suitable than Li Chunfeng.
If there is, then only Yuan Tiangang, another great stickman of the Tang Dynasty...
Fang Jun disliked Linghu Defen from the bottom of his heart. The old man was full of knowledge but extremely pedantic. He always relied on his elders to show off his qualifications, which was not pleasing to people. Li Chunfeng is a person that Fang Jun is extremely afraid of and tries to avoid close contact with. This person is always mysterious and has some inexplicable "super powers", which makes Fang Jun feel guilty every time he sees him. .
For example, now, when Li Chunfeng looks at Fang Jun with a smile, Fang Jun feels that all his secrets are hidden in front of this magic stick. This feeling is definitely uncomfortable...
"Erlang is a scholar of heaven and man, and Pingdao deeply admires him. I have benefited a lot from studying the "Mathematics" book given by Erlang with great concentration. When I have time later, Pingdao will visit me. I hope Erlang will not be tired of being a bad visitor. Come and give me some advice.”
Li Chunfeng took advantage of Linghu Defen's instructions to Li Zhi, and flattered Fang Jun with a smile, and then made his request.
Fang Jun sighed helplessly, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "From time to time, I get tired of you, so you won't go?"
Li Chunfeng showed no embarrassment at all and said with a smile: "Erlang is joking, you are a hero with a broad mind, how can you be stingy with what you have learned?"
Fang Jun was speechless.
I am not stingy with knowledge, I sincerely see that you feel guilty...
"Aha, let's talk about this later, later... Look, old man Linghu is calling you..."
After finally sending Li Chunfeng away, Fang Jun wiped his sweat.
Don’t do anything bad in your life, and don’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night. I have secrets in my heart that I cannot confide or reveal, and I always feel guilty and short of breath for no reason. This feels really bad. But he can't tell anyone about this huge secret of time travel, he can only keep it buried in his heart until the end of time...
It feels really uncomfortable to have the biggest secret in the world hidden in my heart.
As soon as the wedding process was proceeding in an orderly manner, Fang Jun seemed listless. When it was time for him to speak, he would just say a few words, and the rest of the time, he would try to stay back and make soy sauce...
Li Chengqian walked to him and asked with concern: "Erlang is not feeling well?"
Fang Junxin said: I don’t know if I feel uncomfortable physically or mentally...
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just not used to it."
"Oh, that's good. But when you get to the Wang family later, Erlang must be careful. The whole Wang family doesn't have a good impression of you..."
Halfway through his words, Linghu Defen called him away again.
Fang Jun was a little suspicious.
It is certain that the Wang family is at odds with him.
The two most prominent branches of the Wang family in the world are Taiyuan and Langya. Since they have the same surname, they have always been in contact and supported each other. Both of these two kings were at odds with Fang Jun. The Langya Wang family, Wang Xue'an, was tortured to death by Fang Jun. Although the relationship has improved now, it is just a matter of face and heart discord, and the estrangement cannot be eliminated so easily. As the backbone of the Guanlong Group, the Wang family of Taiyuan seems to be very neutral even though it has never shown off its integrity. However, when Fang Jun faced the strong pressure from the Guanlong Group, how could the Wang family of Taiyuan not feel the threat?
Old hatred and new hatred, that's all.
But what did Li Chengqian mean by reminding him to be careful?
Fang Jun was confused.
When Fang Jun, as the chief groomsman, rode a tall horse and accompanied Li Zhi to the Wang family to welcome the bride, Fang Jun finally understood...
In the wedding ceremony of the Tang Dynasty, there was a very peculiar custom called "killing the power stick". It is said that the bride was worried that she would be bullied by the husband after marrying into her husband's family, so she would hit the bride with a few sticks when welcoming the bride to make the husband remember it. , I won’t dare to bully my wife too much in the future.
Of course, the groom is the protagonist today, so what if he gets a black nose and a swollen face?
The groom's official cannot be beaten, and the one who gets beaten becomes the best man who fully represents the groom's official...
The door of Wang's home was wide open, and the wedding team, led by the groomsmen and Li Zhi, dismounted and entered the door. Then they heard someone shouting from the aisles on both sides, and a group of colorful and delicate women rushed out!
These women were all young, all of them were delicate, beautiful, and full of murderous intent. They each held mallets, sticks and other objects wrapped in cloth strips in their hands, and they rushed forward menacingly!
Fang Jun was startled at first. How could he forget that there was this part of the wedding? Although I had experienced it when I married Princess Gaoyang, after all, the royal family has strict rules. How could those princesses be so tough? It was just a formality, so Fang Jun didn't care much.
Now we know that the folk customs are so weird, and even the female relatives of the Taiyuan Wang family do not shy away from it? If this is some evil groomsman who has a dirty mind and takes advantage of the chaos to take advantage of it...
Tsk tsk, that taste is so delicious!
But it was only a shock, and then Fang Jun felt relieved.
There are seven or eight groomsmen who came today. Even if they all get beaten, how many times can each person get beaten on average?
However, he overlooked one thing...
There were indeed many groomsmen today, but apart from him, they were all princes and princes. How could any idle woman dare to attack the emperor's son? Customs are unavoidable, and beatings must be given. Since the emperor's son does not dare to be beaten, the prime minister's son will probably be fine after a few beatings, right?
Therefore, Fang Jun is in tragedy...
The group of well-dressed women from the Wang family charged forward menacingly, and they were all stunned. They are all characters on the stage, and the Li royal family usually doesn't put on much airs. Who wouldn't recognize these faces in front of them?
There is no way to fight this, even if you hit it even once!
But it won’t work without fighting...
At this time, Fang Jun heard a familiar voice from the female family members shouting: "Hit Fang Jun!"
Fang Jun looked at him in astonishment, wondering whose woman was so vicious?
Staring at my buddy, is it because I gave up on him?
Looking up, he saw a little girl in the crowd wearing a light-colored Suzhou embroidered dress, with a beautiful and innocent little face full of excitement, and a slender jade finger pointing straight at Fang Jun!
It turned out to be Xie Mingzhu from the Xie family in Jiangnan, who had a horn knocked out of her forehead by Fang Jun...
When the Wang family members around heard this, their eyes all lit up!
Oops, it turns out that the black-faced guy is Fang Jun?
Although he doesn't look bad, he is the enemy of the family! Recently, the man in the family has been troubled by this person. Today is the opportunity for revenge, so he must look good to him! If the men in the family can't beat Fang Jun, why can't the women?
A group of women seemed to have discovered a female wolf that a male wolf wanted to mate with, howling and excitedly waving sticks and coming straight to Fang Jun! While Fang Jun was stunned, he was surrounded by a group of delicate women!
Xie Mingzhu looked excited and whispered a few words into the ear of a girl with a slim figure and delicate appearance beside her. The girl waved her little hand and screamed: "Hit him!" (End of Chapter)