Chapter 1036. The caring sister-in-law
You ask me about such a technical thing as giving birth?
Fang Jun said depressedly: "Dugu Prince Consort, it's not because I'm hiding my clumsiness. Every single person in this house has a son or daughter around him and his children are prosperous. Until now, I've only just heard the good news. Did you ask the wrong person? Now, you Take a look at this Xiao Prince Consort, he is a dragon and a tiger with astonishing fighting prowess, and all the men in his family are strong, from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shiyilang... this is an expert!"
Princess Xiangcheng's consort Xiao Rui's fair cheeks were red. She didn't know whether Fang Jun was praising or hurting others, but she could only cry and laugh and kept silent.
Dugu Mou was a straightforward martial artist and did not have so many twists and turns. Because he once begged Princess Changle to explain something, he was very close to Fang Jun, so he said bluntly: "This is different. Xiao Prince Consort and Princess Xiangcheng She was thirteen years old when she got married, and gave birth to Lin'er the following year, which shows that her family You and I are in good health. However, there has been no news about Erlang and I for more than a year after we got married. We got married much later. This shows that there is something wrong with both of us. Tell me, you are well-connected. Did you get some secret recipe for seeking a child? ”
Fang Jun's eyes widened and he said angrily: "You are the only one with the problem, your whole family is with the problem! A certain Fang Er is strong and hardened over time, what's wrong with him?"
I was almost pissed off by this guy!
So you really thought there was something wrong with me, so you sought medical advice and took medicine before you regained your manhood?
Dugu Mou said awkwardly: "Don't blame Erlang, don't blame Erlang. Brother, I also remember that I lost my head..."
How can you get angry with such a brainless guy and make yourself angry to death?
Fang Jun said angrily: "There is no secret recipe, but there is one suggestion. Eat one tiger whip and three liters of deer blood every day, practice all the time, and fight every night. The total energy will change qualitatively, and all your wishes will come true."
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"Poof!"
"Hahaha..."
Xiao Rui, Dou Kui, Tang Yoshi, Shi Renbiao, Du He and others burst into laughter.
Dugu looked like blood when he met, and said angrily: "Fart! If someone is like that, wouldn't he become a beast?"
Fang Jun spread his hands and said helplessly: "So, animals are giving birth to litters one after another. Brother Dugu, you have to work hard."
Dugumou was speechless and regretful in his heart. Why did he ask such a question like this stick?
Xiao Rui on the side laughed so hard at first that he fell down, but then he smacked his lips. Why did his words feel a bit wrong? First, he talked about his descendants being prosperous, ranging from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shiyilang, and then he said that beasts gave birth to offspring one after another...
Isn't this little bastard just calling me a beast in a roundabout way?
I wanted to fall out, but looking at Fang Jun's calm face, he seemed to want to just talk nonsense for a while. If he stood up and accused him, wouldn't he be looking for blame on himself?
No one said anything about you, it was you who had to press it on your own head...
Xiao Rui was so depressed that he couldn't bear it or said it. His face turned red from suppressing it and he didn't know what to do.
When Fang Jun turned around, he saw Xiao Rui's expression was different and asked in surprise: "What's wrong with Xiao Prince Consort? Is he feeling unwell?"
Xiao Rui opened his mouth and said depressedly: "This...it's okay, it's just that the room is a little hot."
Come on, just bear with it, just pretend that you just heard shit...
Although this side hall is not far from Taiji Palace, most of the maids and chambermaids in the hall have been transferred away. Several princes have been sitting there for a long time, but no maid has come to bring tea or water.
From arriving at the Taiji Hall early in the morning to prepare for various matters, to arriving at the Wang family mansion to welcome the bride, until now, I was still hungry and thirsty.
Tang Yoshi complained: "This tossing and tossing of red tape is just tormenting people. We can still rest. In this cold day, is it possible that King Jin's small body will have to be tormented to cause trouble?"
Shi Renbiao also said: "Although it's not the case? There is not even a maid, just give me hot water to drink! How can I attend a wedding? I am almost ready to be tortured..."
This is obviously a thoughtless statement. The marriage ceremony of His Royal Highness the Prince has turned into a torture when it comes to you?
Everyone remained silent and no one responded.
Shi Renbiao also realized his mistake and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, it was a slip of the tongue. You are so hungry and confused just by looking at it..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard the sound of soft footsteps at the door of the palace.
Then, two little maids with beautiful faces, aged eleven or twelve years old, walked in from the entrance of the palace. They first looked around the palace. When they saw Fang Jun, their eyes visibly lit up. One of them had only a few noses. The little freckled maid smiled and said: "So the prince-in-law is here, we have been looking for you for a long time!"
The other one was more steady. When he saw a group of princes-in-law sitting in the palace, he quickly pulled the freckled maid to salute them all.
Tang Yoshi's sharp eyes saw the soup cans and food boxes in the hands of the maid, and he smiled and said: "I was so noisy just now that I was thirsty and hungry. It turns out that there are still some maids who are discerning. Bring the food quickly. I'll starve to death." Me!”
The two maids' smiles froze and they looked at each other. The freckled girl was puzzled: "Tang Prince Consort, our Highness personally prepared this for the Prince Consort..."
Tang Yoshi was stunned.
The two maids lowered their heads, walked slowly to Fang Jun, and then put on sweet smiles. The freckled maid placed the soup can in front of Fang Jun on the table in front of Fang Jun, opened the lid, and a puff of air came out. The rich aroma wafts out along with the light heat.
"Fang Consort, this is the wolfberry and black-bone chicken soup that His Highness ordered your slave to cook for you. It has been cooked since the morning when you set off to welcome the bride. The heat is just right. It will warm the stomach, remove cold, and nourish the spleen and kidneys."
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Another maid also put the food box on the table and said with a smile: "These are some pastries made by His Highness himself. Your Highness knows that the Prince Consort must be short of water and rice, so he specially asked the slave sisters to bring them to you to fill your stomach."< br>
Fang Jun felt warm in his heart.
He naturally knew these two little maids, they were Princess Jinyang's personal maids.
But he didn't know the other consorts, so Dugumou asked: "Which His Highness's maid are you?"
The steady maid gathered her skirts and saluted, saying: "To return to Dugu Prince Consort, we are the maids of Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang."
Fang Jun ignored the others, reached out and picked up a piece of mille-feuille cake and chewed it in his mouth. Then he took a sip of the fragrant chicken soup from the soup can and breathed a sigh of relief.
My brother-in-law's love for Sizi is not in vain!
It's better to be a sister-in-law. A sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's caring little cotton-padded jacket...
He thinks so, but it doesn't mean others think so too!
The other princes-in-law swallowed, with resentful expressions on their faces.
They are all brothers-in-law, why is there such a big gap?
The sister-in-law favors one over the other, which is like stabbing a knife into the hearts of the brothers-in-law...
According to common etiquette, Fang Jun should contribute food and chicken soup at this moment. How can it be better to enjoy alone than to enjoy everyone. But when he thought of himself leaving Tai Chi Palace in the morning, Si Zi was thinking about cooking chicken soup and making cakes for him. This fresh and thick chicken soup and delicious cakes all contained Si Zi's heart. How could Fang Jun give it up? Share with others?
Just play dumb and enjoy yourself.
"Bah, bah, bah"
"Suck, suck, suck"
Fang Jun ate vigorously, and the other princes stared at him with greed, and cursed in their hearts: Don't you have the spirit of dedication at all? You are eating and drinking over there while we are here bleeding and rumbling. Do you think this is really good?
Fang Juncai was too lazy to think about it. Want to eat? Want to drink? Okay, let your sister-in-law give it to you!
He had a big appetite and gulped down a plate of pastries and a can of chicken soup. He wiped his mouth comfortably and said with satisfaction: "Go back and tell your highness that your pastry-making skills have improved again and are worthy of praise!"
The freckled maid smiled sweetly and said: "Your Highness will be extremely happy after hearing this!"
The two maids cleaned up the mess, took the food boxes and soup cans and left.
The atmosphere in the store is getting weirder...
Several princes-in-law were angry and jealous at the same time. Tang Yizhi sighed, touched his belly, stood up and said lonelyly: "I went out for a walk, I think the banquet is about to start, right? But Erlang, you are full of wine and food, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it." Fuxiao accepted..."
After saying that, he got up and walked out.
He doesn't want to stay with Fang Jun any longer. He is older than me, has a higher title than me, and now even my sister-in-law treats you better than me. This is so frustrating! Out of sight, out of mind, can we go out to enjoy the cold weather?
Several princes-in-law stood up together and said: "Let's go together, let's go together."
The steps were hurried, leaving Fang Jun stretched out his limbs with a contented look on his face and burping... (End of Chapter)