Chapter 1042 Dad, please listen to the question!
After learning the news, Princess Jinyang hurried over, but in the end it was a step too late.
Looking at Fang Jun, who had his pants taken off and his buttocks were spanked bloody, the little princess blushed with embarrassment and her eyes were red. She pursed her lips and glanced at her father resentfully, and whispered: "Even if you do something wrong, just scold him." That's fine. If it doesn't work, I'll be demoted or demoted. Why do you have to beat me so hard..."
Princess Jinyang wore a pink and white cotton skirt today, and a lotus-colored half-arm blouse covering her upper body. Her skin was supple and her face was beautiful. She was pouting her lips with a distressed look on her face, which was so cute.
She feels distressed, and so does His Majesty Li Er...
What the hell is going on?
Why do both of his daughters seem to be so close to Fang Jun? The evil fire that had just been relieved after beating Fang Jun burst out again. If he were not worried about the sadness of the fragile Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er would like to shout "Thirty more"!
As if she could see that her father looked unkind, Princess Jinyang did not dare to say anything more, so she complained to Princess Changle: "Sister, just stand here and watch and don't try to dissuade your father?"
Princess Changle was speechless.
She can naturally see that most of her father's anger comes from Fang Jun's stay in her bedroom last night. How do you want her to persuade her? From what standpoint do you advise? I'm afraid it would be better if I didn't persuade him. A few words of advice would probably end the matter in more than one meal...
Princess Jinyang squatted next to Fang Jun, too embarrassed to look at his injury. She felt so distressed that tears welled up in her eyes, and she said softly: "Brother-in-law, it doesn't hurt. I will call the imperial doctor for you and use the best medicine." Medicine, guaranteed not to scar. ”
Fang Jun smiled bitterly.
It's okay to have scars in that area, right? Anyway, if you don’t show it to others easily, you won’t have to worry about whether it looks good or not. However, Princess Jinyang was sincerely sad for her, which still made Fang Jun feel very good. He was really happy to have a gentle and well-behaved sister-in-law who knew how much he cared about his brother-in-law...
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Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
In less than half a day, the news that Fang Erlang was once again beaten by His Majesty Li Er with a big stick and screamed in agony spread throughout Chang'an City as if he had grown wings. Although there is no airtight wall in the world, how dare the palace maids and maids to spread the word even after Fang Jun was beaten on the front?
Therefore, Fang Jun seriously suspected that the old guy Wei Zheng was deliberately spreading news everywhere in order to avenge Fang Jun!
Although the injury was not too serious, it was cold after all, and it would not be good if the wound was frozen. Therefore, Princess Jinyang personally sent her palace servants to escort Fang Jun to Fang's residence in Chang'an City under the escort of the imperial guards.
When Fang Xuanling saw her second son being beaten again, she looked up at the sky in silence, sighed, shook her head and walked into the house with her hands behind her back...
His Majesty gets very angry every once in a while. Could it be that this boy was an enemy of your Majesty in his previous life? Looking at the civil and military affairs of the dynasty, there are many people who dare to argue with His Majesty, but there are very few ministers like my own boy who were beaten up by His Majesty every two days and then reused as usual.
It can be regarded as a wonder of the Zhenguan Dynasty...
Fang Jun's injuries looked scary, but in fact they were not serious. The guards who executed the execution were very measured, and they naturally knew not to worry about how angry Fang Jun was making His Majesty, but they would definitely make His Majesty smile in the blink of an eye. If they hit him hard at this time, wouldn't they be committing evil acts? Furthermore, who is Fang Jun? My father is Fang Xuanling, and my father-in-law is His Majesty. He is a proper feudal official and founding county magistrate. The most terrible thing is Fang Jun's unyielding temper. Who dares to seriously beat him?
Don't want to die?
After applying the wound medicine and changing into a set of clothes, Fang Jun lay on the kang and sighed.
Fang Xuanling walked in with her hands behind her back and waved away the maid in the room. She first looked at the injured area and was relieved when she saw that it was not serious. After all, it is your own seed, how could you not feel distressed?
But after feeling distressed, my anger came back...
"Tell me, how did you provoke His Majesty again?"
Fang Xuanling is unable to complain about this son. Why do you think you go to tease His Majesty every now and then? That is to say, His Majesty is now getting older and has a much gentler temper. If he had been more decisive when he was young, he would have killed you first in anger and then said something else if he didn't regret it later.
Fang Jun called out to Tianqu: "Father, this time my son really didn't provoke His Majesty! Not only did he not provoke him, but his son also stood by him and helped him deal with Wei Zheng. Who knows why His Majesty suddenly turned against him?"
Then he repeated the words of his dispute with Wei Zheng.
We are obviously on the side of His Majesty Li Er, why are you still hitting me?
Fang Jun was puzzled and felt that he was more unjust than Dou E...
When Fang Xuanling heard what Fang Jun said to Wei Zheng, her eyes widened. She reached out and slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head, cursing: "You bastard, where did you learn these fallacies?" , confuse the public, and confuse the public with lies? What if I was here at that time? I can skin you if I can’t! Is it wrong to be extravagant and thrifty? I think you are deceived by lard. If you think you have some ability, you won’t treat the world’s sages and sages. It’s ridiculous, right?”
Fang Jun covered the back of his head and asked dissatisfiedly: "Okay, father, come and tell me, what is wrong with what I said? Where is the absurdity? My spending money constitutes the circulation of wealth, so that Everyone benefits from this circulation process, what’s wrong with it? Is it the right way to hold on to money so that there is no money left in the world? ”
Fang Xuanling was choked and speechless.
Just like Wei Zheng, he preconceived that Fang Jun's theory was fallacious, but it was difficult to refute it for a while. It's obviously wrong, but I can't prove it to myself. This kind of depression is really uncomfortable!
Fang Jun said proudly: "You can't refute it, right? Humph, then Wei Zheng is still not angry. When it comes to financial wealth, how could he remember to have sex with me?"
Wei Zheng can't refute it, so he can't be as good as you; you can't refute me, so I can't be as good as you?
Fang Xuanling became angry and cursed: "How many bowls of rice have you eaten? You came up with a set of fallacies to fool people. You are not ashamed but are complacent?"
"You don't care how many bowls of rice I have eaten. There is no priority in learning. The master is the teacher! Otherwise, I will give my father a question. If you answer it correctly, I will admit my mistake. If you fail to answer it, you have to admit that my theory is correct. , I wonder if my father dares?”
Fang Xuanling was annoyed and slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head again, "I'll beat you to death. How many books have you read and you dare to give me a question?"
Ask a hammer question!
It is said that no one knows more about his son than his father. How can I not know the virtues of my son? As soon as he heard Fang Jun's tone, Fang Xuanling knew where this kid must have learned some weird questions and made things difficult for others. If I can't answer it, wouldn't it undermine my dignity as a father?
Don't be fooled!
But before his hand touched Fang Jun's head, an angry voice suddenly sounded from behind him: "If you dare to hit my son, I will fight you to the death!"
Fang Xuanling was so frightened that she couldn't even take the slap...
Mrs. Lu appeared at the door. Her charming face was frosty and her eyebrows were raised. She rushed to Fang Xuanling in a few steps and scolded: "My son said that I will give you a question. It's up to you whether you answer or not." You, why are you beating your son?”
Fang Xuanling said angrily: "Where in the world can I give questions to my son?"
Mr. Lu rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Didn't my son say that there is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher? Are you afraid that you will be embarrassed if you can't answer the question? I am not as good as my son. If it spreads, it will be called a joke, haha."
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Fang Xuanling said angrily: "Am I not as good as him?"
Staring at Fang Jun, he said: "Come on, come on, let me hear what tricks you are playing and what topics you are talking about."
Fang Jun was secretly amused and said deliberately: "Isn't it better? My son has recently been studying the connection between mathematics and the economy, and how to use mathematics to accurately express the economic status. After all, my father is not very proficient in mathematics. That Wan Can’t answer at all…”
Fang Xuanling was furious: "You bastard, are you saying that I don't know how to count?"
Fang Jun sweated profusely: "How can my son dare? It's just..."
"Don't just use your words. Tell me the topic quickly. What is the hook of three strands, four strings and five strings? Do you really think I haven't learned it?"
"Okay, listen carefully - there are three students who came to Beijing to take the exam. They stayed overnight. There was only one room left in the inn. The three of them lived together for 30 yuan a night. The three students each paid ten yuan to make up for it. Thirty cents were given to the shopkeeper. Later, the shopkeeper said that since he was a student taking the exam and it was difficult to go out, he would give them twenty-five cents as a discount. He took out five cents and asked the waiter to return it to them. The child thought that there was no way to divide the five cents between three people, so he secretly hid two cents and gave one cent to each of the three students. In this way, each of the three people took out ten cents and returned one cent, which meant that nine cents were spent. Wen, a total of twenty-seven wen, the child hid two wen, a total of twenty-nine wen. So the question is, where did the remaining one penny go?”
Fang Xuanling started stroking his beard calmly, with a calm expression on his face.
Hearing the last word, my eyes suddenly widened and I almost pulled out my beard...
Don’t scold me for being a bastard. The whole chapter is over 2,700 words long. The title section is free of charge...
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