Chapter 1087 Call me dad in front of your dad
Punishing a doctor is not enough, this sentence is not just rhetoric.
In the laws of the past dynasties, there are various cares and various privileges for the "doctor" class. For example, as long as a nobleman at the level of Founding County Marquis has not committed a "serious crime of treason", he cannot be shackles and shackles.
Fang Jun is now "surrendering himself", and of course he cannot wear a torture device.
Not only could he not wear a torture device, Liu Xuanyi had to place him in the best cell. After asking Fang Jun that he had not had time to have dinner, he specially ordered a high-quality banquet from Songhe Tower and delivered it...
On the other hand, someone was sent to report to his immediate superior, Sun Fuga, Qing of Dali Temple, asking him to come back quickly to handle Fang Jun's "surrender" case.
He is just a young minister and has no authority to handle cases of this level.
The jailer naturally knew about Fang Jun's reputation. The deeds of this most brilliant marquis consort in the Tang Dynasty had long been spread throughout the world, and his "purity by nature" was even more impressive. Seeing Fang Jun "settled" in his prison, several jailers took it upon themselves to tidy up the prison and made it spotless. The bedding was replaced with new ones inside and out, and even the pile of straw in the corner was used. It is the rice straw produced by the best paddy fields in Huangzhuang this year. It is neat and smooth.
It can be called the highest level "five-star" prison in the Tang Dynasty...
It's impossible not to do this, let alone Fang Jun's reputation throughout the Tang Dynasty. After being imprisoned, a whole table of fine wines were served, and Shaoqing personally accompanied him. Who would dare to neglect such a person in the slightest?
Seeing that the jailer was as diligent as a waiter in a restaurant, Fang Jun nodded with satisfaction, forced Liu Xuanyi to sit down, poured a glass of wine, and praised: "I heard a description of the prison before, and I thought it was It was an exaggeration, but now it seems to be exactly the same.”
Liu Xuanyi asked curiously: "What description?"
Fang Jun picked up a chopstick, tapped the plate with a crisp sound, and chanted: "As soon as I entered the cell, my heart was pounding with fear. Two days later, we were talking and laughing. Three prison meals were delivered on time. Surrounded by walls. , plus sentry five. People from all over the world came to report. I woke up at Mao hour and went to bed at Hai hour. I saw these eight characters every day. I have been on the battlefield for a long time. If I can’t help it, I will be beheaded..."
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
The two jailers serving wine and food at the table burst out laughing.
Liu Xuanyi had a dark look on his face...
What is all this mess?
Counting from one to ten, have you organized this prison?
Although he was dissatisfied in his heart, he had to admit that this Bangchui was really talented.
But...
"I dare to ask Erlang, Brother Yu understands everything from one to ten, but I don't know what these eight characters refer to?" Liu Xuanyi asked.
Fang Jun chuckled and said: "Bring a pen and paper!"
Liu Xuanyi was speechless. Are you going to splash out your ink or something?
The two jailers stood there and did not dare to move. They both looked at Liu Xuanyi, waiting for him to make up his mind.
How could Liu Xuanyi be willing to provoke Fang Jun?
I thought that anyway, given Fang Jun’s status in His Majesty’s eyes, he would be released without charge just for a formality in Dali Temple, so why not give him a favor?
He waved his hand to the jailer to get pen and paper.
A jailer left happily and quickly, and after a while he brought the four treasures of the scribe's study. He also ordered someone to bring a small square table and placed it in the middle of the cell.
This is Fang Jun, a talented man from Chang'an!
What an honor it is to be able to see this man of "extreme talent" writing and writing?
Fang Jun didn't show any pretense, he stood up and left the table, dipped the tip of his pen in ink, and swiped it on the plain white rice paper spread out on the table!
"Leniency for confession, severity for resistance?"
Liu Xuanyi's eyes widened, full of disappointment.
I thought it was such a wonderful phrase that came by chance and came naturally from nature. Even my concierge Ergouzi could say these two sentences...
But when I think about it carefully, I realize that although these words are simple, the truth is to the point!
In all the processes of hearing cases throughout the ages, isn't this what the trial officials have followed in a consistent manner?
Just as Liu Xuanyi was about to speak, he heard an old voice behind him shout: "Good words, good sentences!"
Liu Xuanyi was so frightened that he trembled!
He immediately turned around and said angrily: "Who is making a noise for no reason? This is an important place in heaven and prison, you guys... Oops, what... why are you here, old man?"
Halfway through his words of rebuke, he immediately changed his tone, and his whole person changed from an angry and bossy attitude to a submissive one...
Wei Zheng was supported by Wei Shuyu and walked into the cell tremblingly.
The cloudy old eyes first glanced at the handwriting on the table, then looked at Fang Jun, nodded and praised: "I have watched countless people in my life. Self-discipline can reveal a person's character at a glance. I have never made any mistakes in decades. But only I missed it on you.”
Fang Jun said in surprise: "Really? Oh, my nephew is really flattered to be praised by Duke Zheng. I wonder if Duke Zheng wants to betroth the daughter of the family to my nephew as his concubine?"
Wei Zheng was stunned: "What did you say?"
Fang Jun was surprised and said: "Is it not that I am a concubine, but that I am a wife? This is absolutely impossible. Although my nephew cannot be called a gentleman, I have to say that you have gone too far! It is said that the poor will not marry the scholar and the rich will not divorce his wife. , My nephew has only made some achievements, how can he do such a shameful thing? You will never mention this again, my nephew will never agree!"
Wei Zheng almost fell down in anger!
When will I betroth my daughter to you?
Wei Shuyu, who was beside him, was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick, and he shouted angrily: "Fang Jun, you are so shameless! How can you, a wanton, arrogant, unlearned and unskilled person, be worthy of my daughter?"
Fang Jun rolled his eyes: "Come on, come on, you say that I am ignorant and incompetent? Just write these eight words for me. If you write better than me, I will kowtow to you; if you write not as well as me, you call me Dad!”
Different from most people's impressions, the word "father" originated very early. It was written in the "Guangya" chapter of "Guangya" during the Taihe reign of Emperor Wei Ming of the Three Kingdoms. It already says: "Dad, father." In Jin Yong's martial arts In novels, it can also be seen that fathers are often called "dad" instead of "dad", such as Yang Guo. That's because the word did exist in the world before the Song Dynasty. Nowadays, the public's impression of the ancient titles of "dad" and "mother" mainly comes from movies and TV dramas, etc. If you only know a little about it, you don't know what is wrong...
Wei Shuyu's face instantly turned red, like blood!
My dad is right here. You want me to call you dad? !
But he could only stare angrily, not daring to challenge.
Calling Fang Jun "ignorant and ignorant" is a repertoire of the dandies in Guanzhong. Because the former Fang Jun really deserved this title, every time he was insulted by this word, Fang Jun would scream in anger.
But not long ago, Fang Jun had already become the first-class poetry master in the Tang Dynasty, but the dandies often said the words "neither learned nor skilled", but after saying it, they became themselves in embarrassment...
If this kind of literary talent is "ignorant and unskilled", will it allow other scholars to survive?
Liu Xuanyi and the jailer on one side simply fell in love with Fang Jun...
Looking at the whole world, who dares to ask his son to call him daddy in front of Wei Zheng?
Fangjiro is indeed a great hammer, very powerful...
Wei Zheng laughed angrily.
This bastard is clearly humiliating his own son in retaliation for his old grudge against him for impeaching him in front of His Majesty!
What a vindictive little bastard...
Patting Wei Shuyu's shoulder, he stopped his son from staring boredly like a cockfighter. Wei Zhengshiran sat down at the table, poured himself a glass of wine, drank it all, and coughed violently.
Wei Shuyu ignored Fang Jun and quickly stood behind his father and patted his back gently to comfort his father.
Fang Jun sat opposite Wei Zheng and sneered: "Why, Duke Zheng is here to see my current miserable situation, so as to add insult to injury and take pleasure in others' misfortune?"
Liu Xuanyi was sweating while listening.
What a great Fang Erlang, how many people in the world dare to talk to Wei Zheng like this?
I am afraid that His Majesty will be frightened when he sees Wei Zheng...
Wei Zheng took a breath, stroked his beard, smiled, and said with emotion: "I'm not going to die soon. Before I die, I can see officials in the court standing up for the people and fighting with such behemoths as aristocratic family members with open swords and guns." What a great relief! Fang Erlang, well done!”
As he said that, Wei Zheng raised his thumb, his eyes full of approval!
It is a kind of gratification to have successors, and the brilliance of being better than others!
Fang Jun was depressed, old man, why are you so happy? We are not from the same place!
(End of chapter)