Chapter 1122 King Wu’s Family Instructions
"Your Highness, you might as well tell me what you are unhappy about to make me happy..."
Li Ke was stunned.
"Poof!"
Princess Changle on the side couldn't help laughing. When Fang Jun looked over, she glared at Fang Jun slightly angrily, blaming him for his weird tone and nonsense.
"Tell me unhappy things to make me happy"...
Did the Tang Dynasty ever have such a style of speaking?
Even the calm-hearted Princess Changle found it interesting.
Li Ke had a dark face and said displeasedly: "Do you find it interesting to tease me?"
Fang Jun was so stared at by Princess Changle that all the bones in his body became lighter. Hearing this, he smiled and said: "How dare you? How dare you? His Royal Highness King Wu is handsome and suave, and is the idol of countless middle-aged and elderly women in Guanzhong. How dare you make fun of me? Aren't you afraid to go out? Was he beaten to death by the old woman next door? ”
Li Ke was furious: "Middle-aged and elderly women?! You can't imagine it, it's so filthy!"
"Third brother, Fang... Erlang, you drink slowly while I go to the back house to talk to my sister-in-law." Princess Changle stood up, gathered her skirts and saluted.
Li Ke hummed, and Fang Jun quickly stood up and returned the courtesy, watching Princess Changle's graceful back disappear from the door of the study.
But when he walked to the door, Fang Jun clearly saw Princess Changle's sharp shoulders shaking constantly...
Is this His Highness holding back his laughter?
Fang Jun was in a good mood. He sat across from Li Ke and said with a smile: "What's bothering your highness? Let me tell you. I wonder if we, the 'black-faced little Zhuge', can give you some advice to relieve your worries."< br>
Li Ke was speechless: "How come I didn't realize that you still have a bad mouth before?"
"That's because His Highness was attracted by the light of Wei Chen."
"Fuck you, can you have some face?"
The two chatted a few words, and Li Ke held the tea cup and sighed: "Living in Changan is not easy."
Fang Jun was speechless, you are a prince, how can you lament that life is difficult and home is not easy?
He lowered his head and looked at the tea leaves worth one tael in the teapot. Although the tea leaves in Li Ke's house were given by Fang Jun for free and never had to be purchased with money, such a living standard could only be described by "beautiful food and clothing".
If you are still worried like this, the people will not be able to live.
Is this even justified...
Despising Li Ke's pretentiousness from the bottom of his heart, Fang Jun raised his eyes and looked around, then stood up and came to the desk.
There was half a pool of ground ink on the desk. I pulled out a piece of rice paper, picked up the brush and dipped it in the ink...
Li Ke's face turned pale with fright, he jumped up, rushed to Fang Jun, grabbed his hand, and said in a low voice: "Erlang, don't make trouble! This king... Brother Yu is just complaining about the shortage of money, why?" As for you, you want to write poetry?”
Fang Jun said in astonishment: "I got two warnings in my heart, so I want to encourage you with His Highness. Why are you so panicked?"
Li Ke was slightly stunned: "Not writing poetry?"
Fang Jun said: "Of course not. Writing poetry requires an artistic conception and inspiration. How can you just write when you say it?"
The poems in my mind are not endless. Good steel is used on the blade, so how can I write it down casually? Write one less song, what else can you use to show off after you finish writing it all...
What Li Ke was thinking about was: Others may focus on an inspirational artistic conception, but do you need it? You can write whatever you want, whatever you want to write, however you want to write!
What do the powerful people in Guanzhong fear most today?
We are not afraid of poor harvests due to bad times, or of the emperor getting angry and imposing fines, but we are afraid of Fang Erlang writing poems...
If this stick doesn't curse people, it won't write poetry!
Not to mention those previous wretched works such as "Moonlight before the Bed", the song "Charcoal Seller" alone is terrifying! The King of Wei, Li Tai, had always tried to hide his true nature, and showed himself as a courteous and virtuous corporal as gentle as jade to support his appearance. However, his reputation was completely ruined by Fang Jun's poem, and he might even be infamy for thousands of years as the poem spread...
Let's talk about the song "Someone" in the Dali Temple Prison not long ago. Although the style of writing and rhetoric are simply unsightly, and the style and style are unprecedented, the words and sentences are like arrows and knives, and the blood is dripping and earth-shattering! He scolded all the members of the aristocratic family until their skin was torn apart and they were in pain!
Except for those literati who are not afraid of big things and hope to have a masterpiece of minerals come out, who is willing to let Fang Jun write poetry?
Li Kewu was surprised and wondered: "Aren't you afraid of people?"
Fang Jun was speechless.
It turns out that I am afraid of people when I write poetry...
By the way, Your Highness, King Wu, has nothing to do with anyone, right?
I really have no confidence.
Li Ke then said: "Don't curse people, otherwise don't blame me for turning against you!"
Fang Jun could only nod his head and said: "I really don't curse."
Li Ke let go and stood aside watching Fang Junbi move around, still feeling a little guilty...
"A porridge and a meal, when you think about the difficulty of getting there; half a thread, half a thread, always think about the difficulty of material resources..."
"It is better to prepare before it rains and not to dig a well when you are thirsty. You must be frugal in serving yourself, and do not linger over banquets..."
"The utensils are clean, the earthenware pots and pots are better than gold and jade; the food is simple and refined, and the vegetables in the garden are more delicious."
"You should leave room for everything, and you should not continue to be proud."
"The family is harmonious, and although the food is not good, there is still enough fun; the national classes are finished early, and there is nothing left in the bag, and I am happy."
"Studying aims at being a sage, not just a scholar; serving as an official only cares about the country, not about wealth."
"Keep your peace and order, and listen to heaven. If you behave like this, you will never be close to a common man..."
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The handwriting is round and beautiful, and every sentence contains philosophy!
The more Li Ke watched, the more exciting it became, and the more he watched, the more amazed he became!
The essence of human conduct flows between the lines in these words, and is infiltrated with the truth between heaven and earth!
It seems plain, but every word is thundering!
Li Ke felt that this article was hundreds of times better than all the poems and songs written by Fang Jun that could be famous throughout the ages!
This is no longer an article, but a criterion for human conduct and a standard for conduct in society!
This is the way of the world!
Li Ke's face flushed with excitement, he rubbed his hands and asked: "I have never heard of this article before, but is Erlang writing it recently?"
Fang Jun nodded cheekily: "Yes, I have been thinking about it recently. Today I felt something in my heart, so I decided to do it and share my encouragement with His Highness!"
But I feel sad in my heart. Ever since I first came to Tang Dynasty and plagiarized poems and songs, I was frightened, then my conscience became uneasy, and now I take it for granted, I have really become more and more depraved...
It's just that "plagiarism" seems to be an addiction. If you plagiarize, you will get used to it...
Li Ke was overjoyed and shouted: "Come, come quickly!"
When the maid outside the study came in, Li Ke took Fang Jun's hand and said, "Come on, come on, Erlang, please modify this slightly and fill in a few words."
Fang Jun was puzzled: "What word should you fill in? This is already the most perfect state. As the saying goes, if it is increased by one point, it is too long; if it is reduced by one point, it is too short; if it is powdered, it will be too white; if it is applied with red, it will be too red; eyebrows will be like green feathers , the skin is as white as snow; the waist is like a bundle of silk, and the teeth are like shells; a charming smile confuses Yangcheng and captivates Cai..."
Li Ke ignored his verbosity and said directly: "Just fill in four words: King Wu's Family Instructions!"
Fang Jun was stunned: "What?"
Li Ke's face flushed with excitement: "Wu Wang's family motto! Let me tell you, the philosophy of life in this article is really in line with my heart! I want to frame it and hang it in the middle hall of the palace, and ask Wu If the king's lineage adheres to this instruction from generation to generation, the blessings will be long and the descendants will be prosperous! ”
Fang Jun thought to himself that the seeds in this guy's head were spinning really fast. This was originally "Zhu Zi's Family Instructions"! I also have some regrets in my heart. I also like this family motto very much. If I turn it into a "house motto", wouldn't it leave a good story in time?
But looking at Li Ke's current state, if he doesn't give it to him, he might fall out immediately, and then he will have to take this painting as his own...
Okay, for the sake of your sister, I will give it to you reluctantly.
As for which sister’s face is in the end...
Humph, anyway, you have several good sisters...
He picked up the pen and filled in the four words "King Wu's Family Instructions", then looked up and down, feeling deeply satisfied.
This may be the best piece of writing since time travel. This guy Li Ke took advantage! But just take it, who knows how many good sisters there are...
There was a lot of excitement in the study room.
The servants of Prince Wu's Mansion also know that Fang Jun is a "literary man" of the generation, and His Highness attaches so much importance to this article, how dare he neglect it? He hurriedly found a craftsman from the mansion and carefully dried the ink stains on the calligraphy. He didn't even dare to fold it, so he carried it to the outside of the study like a treasure. He also found a carpenter and worked on site to fold the calligraphy. Frame it...
Li Ke was so excited that he poured tea and water for Fang Jun himself.
Fang Jun ignored the words and asked Li Ke: "Your Highness is really short of money?"
When he talked about this, Li Ke frowned again... (End of this chapter)