Chapter 1175: The Minister and the Dog (Part 2)
Several people in the cell frowned at the same time, what is this guy doing?
There is no doubt that if a poll were conducted to rank the most unpopular rankings of various officials in the DPRK, the censor would undoubtedly come out on top, and he was the kind of person who was alone in the world and could not compete with anyone...
Among the many censors, Liu Jie is the most "notorious"...
This is not to say what his character is, but to say that Liu Jie has an upright temperament, has always taken it as his mission to provoke the big shots in the court, and has never been afraid of power. For example, Chu Suiliang, the minister of Huangmen, was once subject to Liu Ji's crazy impeachment. Fortunately, he was the most familiar with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy and could identify the authenticity of Wang Xizhi's calligraphy without any discomfort, so that no one would dare to give fakes to His Majesty Li Er. In order to gain the great favor and trust of His Majesty Li Er by claiming credit, he repeatedly saved the day from danger, but the feud between the two became deeper and deeper.
Who is Chu Suiliang?
Although the position of the Huangmen Minister is not worth mentioning, his status as a "close minister of the emperor" is extremely important. Even so, Liu Ji was not afraid at all. He earned a lot of reputation by impeaching Chu Suiliang and was regarded as the most likely successor to the next imperial censor.
It is not an exaggeration to say that such a guy is "hated by humans and ghosts". Who would want to deal with him?
Liu Dewei looked gloomy and asked: "Why is Liu Yushi going to this gloomy prison when he is not on your censor's desk, thinking about which minister to impeach tomorrow, and carefully considering how to draft the memorial?"
Liu Ji was not bothered by Liu Dewei's cynicism. He walked in with a smile, raised his hands and saluted Liu Dewei, and said with a smile: "Liu Shangshu's words are full of resentment. Could it be that he has done something illegal recently, for fear of being caught by his subordinates?" Stop hurting your feet and write to your Majesty to impeach him?”
Liu Dewei snorted and said disdainfully: "I act upright and sit up straight. I never do anything wrong in my life. How have I ever done anything illegal? I am going to disappoint Liu Yushi."
Wei Yijie on the side did not have the slightest fondness for Liu Jie, and interjected: "Dare you ask Liu Yushi to come to the Ministry of Punishment, but he has official duties?"
If you have something serious to do, you should hurry up and leave; if there is nothing serious to do...then leave now, no one will welcome you.
"Haha..."
Liu Jie sneered and said casually: "Shilang Wei is secretly angry, but is there any injustice in his heart? You might as well say something to Liu. Liu is fortunate to be appointed by His Majesty. He is a scholar and censor, and he has always been responsible for inspecting hundreds of people. It is his duty to be an official and to clean up the imperial court. If some superior officials use their power to suppress others and attack their subordinates, Liu is willing to speak up for Wei Shilang and write a letter of impeachment! "
Wei Yijie sneered in his heart, "Fuck you, I believe you are the only one who is evil!"
Only a fool can't see such a despicable plan to sow discord...
The official position of the Censor and Censor is not prestigious, but the power and responsibilities of this position can add an aura of "no strangers should enter", which made Liu Jie vaguely control the situation as soon as he entered the prison.
Even Andy Lau is very afraid of him...
Liu Ji was very satisfied with this.
Being an official is not about size, but the weight of words, so what about the Minister of Punishment? If you provoke yourself, if you encourage the little brother at the Yushitai to submit a memorial, you will be in trouble and have a lawsuit on your head...
If he really catches you with something, he will make you miserable.
Liu Ji was in a good mood and turned to look at Fang Jun, who was silent. The purpose of his coming today was to see Fang Jun's miserable condition.
But when he saw the exquisite banquet table in the cell...
The good mood suddenly disappeared.
what the hell!
Are all the people in the Criminal Department stupid?
Fang Jun is a prisoner, the murderer of Changsun Dan, the mortal enemy of the Changsun family, and the target of severe attack by the Guanlong Group! How could the Ministry of Justice, which was already controlled by the Guanlong Group, still treat Fang Jun like this?
Liu Jie felt a gloomy energy condense in his chest instantly, which made him feel very uncomfortable!
The official position of the bookkeeper and censor is neither high nor low, and has great power. However, Liu Jie has always regarded himself as an honest person, refused to accept bribes, and lacked business skills. Although he was born in a clan with a county surname like the Liu family in Nanyang, he had never been financially well-off.
Based on his salary and the monthly distribution among the clan, the fine banquets at Songhe Tower that cost three to five guan are not something that can be eaten every day...
You, Fang Jun, are a prisoner. Why?
Liu Ji's face was gloomy, and he naturally regarded all wealthy people as "corrupt". Otherwise, how could you, an official, enjoy such a luxurious life?
He stared at Fang Jun and said: "Fang Erlang is really leisurely. As a suspected felon, he can still drink and have fun in prison..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fang Jun.
I saw Fang Jun raising his left hand and saying with an unhappy expression: "Do you still pay attention to some rules? He is a suspect and is imprisoned in this cell, so at least until he is released, this is his place. You guys One or two people come here uninvited, just come and treat yourself like a boss, why don’t you show some respect?”
Everyone is angry!
How to speak?
But Fang Jun hasn't finished speaking yet: "...If it's really serious business, that's all, but it's all bullshit. I dare to ask, are you all too idle?"
The people in front of me suddenly turned red and furious!
My balls hurt... I have never heard this saying before, but I know the meaning after hearing the words. Is this a good thing?
Before anyone could get angry, Fang Jun pointed at Liu Ji and said, "It just so happens that since Liu Yushi is here, there is no need to worry about anything. Aren't you always looking for the official's pigtails all day long?" The title of this letter is to show that you Do you have a sense of presence in front of His Majesty? Then you should impeach these three people. As officials of the imperial court, it is your duty to be loyal to the emperor at the expense of his salary. If you receive your majesty's salary in vain but do nothing, do you think you should impeach them? ”
Liu Dewei finally couldn't bear it any longer. You're such a stick, you don't know the heart of a good person!
Isn't it because I'm afraid that you will be severely punished and beaten up?
On the other hand, you want to ridicule me, which makes no sense!
He glared and shouted angrily: "Fang Jun, pay attention to your identity!"
Fang Jun chuckled, sat in front of the table with a golden knife, took a bite of dog meat, drank a sip of wine, and suddenly felt something in his heart...
"A few days ago, I had a drink with my friends and learned some knowledge. Would you like to hear it?"
At this point, regardless of what the people in front of him were thinking, he held back his laughter, stood up, picked up a brush from the ground, and drew something that looked like a dog, but not a dog, a wolf, not a wolf, under the poem on the wall, and looked up to God, the tail is hanging down...
Then Fang Jun turned around and asked the people in front of him: "Look, everyone, is this a wolf or a dog?"
Zhang Yunji was stunned for a moment and instantly blushed like blood!
Liu Dewei was stunned, and Liu Jie was dumbfounded. Their expressions were extremely weird.
Is it a wolf (the minister) or a dog?
Mother!
How to curse people?
Wei Yijie didn't react for a moment, so he took a closer look subconsciously and asked, "Where can you tell? It looks like a wolf and a dog, so I dare not recognize it."
Fang Jun almost laughed out loud and said: "It's a dog!"
Wei Yijie was puzzled: "How can you see it?"
Fang Jun said: "A certain person asked the same question at that time, and the friend clarified his doubts. He said: There are two differences between wolves and dogs. One is that the tail is different. The lower vertical part is a wolf, and the upper vertical position (Shang Shu) is a dog. ; The second is that their eating habits are different. Wolves only eat meat and nothing else. Dogs eat meat when they encounter meat, and eat feces when they encounter feces (censor)..."
He pointed to the hanging tail: "So, this is a dog!"
There was silence in the prison, but there was a majestic rage burning, as if it was going to break through the sky and turn Fang Jun into ashes!
The clerks and jailers on the side all had their mouths crooked and their eyes slanted, their expressions ferocious, they covered their mouths tightly, and almost laughed so hard that they laughed!
Mother!
How wicked is this roommate?
After drawing something like this on the wall, I scolded the minister, the censor, and the two ministers in front of me...
How could I curse someone so freshly and elegantly, without even a single curse word...
Fangjiro, you are so damn talented...
puff!
Finally, someone couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then quickly covered his mouth, fearing to withstand the raging anger of the four bosses!
All four of them were going crazy!
You are such a bitch!
Do you want to be so wicked?
Liu Dewei's face was stained with blood and he was furious: "Fang Jun, do you want to die?"
Liu Jie already had a grudge against Fang Jun, and he was even more furious at this moment. He pointed his halberd and said, "You, you, you, you insulted the imperial official, aren't you afraid of being impeached by me?"
Just after he finished cursing, his eyes looked at the wolf-like dog-like thing on the wall, and he was suddenly attracted by the writings all over the wall.
Take a closer look...
Ouch!
Not bad...
It’s a very old joke. I can’t remember which book I read it from. It was originally from a conversation between Ji Xiaolan and He Shen. I only had this paragraph when I was preparing the outline a few years ago. Although most book friends have read it now, I like it very much. After thinking about it again and again, I still can't bear to delete it. I don’t think this is trolling. Old stories are told in a new flavor. How can it be considered trolling? Right? So, you still have to vote for me... Haha, thank you, thank you.
(End of chapter)