Chapter 1283 Just obey me
"I have never heard of this, but what I am best at is summoning rainbows of seven colors..."
Fang Jun meant it as a joke, but Yu Minglei's eyes instantly brightened.
It is a legend that has long been spread throughout Guanzhong. Although it turned out that the so-called summoning of a seven-color rainbow was just Fang Jun's lie, it is also exciting to be able to achieve such an almost mythical miracle with just a piece of glass. road.
It's just that no one knows the truth...
"Why can rainbows of seven colors appear in glass?" Yu Minglei asked curiously, his eyes burning and full of curiosity.
"It's not that a rainbow can appear in the glass..." Fang Jun explained patiently: "But when the sunlight passes through the glass, it will separate its red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple colors, showing a rainbow-like phenomenon..." < br>
He has never hidden his knowledge, especially when he met someone like Yu Minglei who advocated natural science, he wanted to teach him all the knowledge he had gained from later generations. But when he looked up and saw Yu Minglei's confused and incomprehensible expression, he felt a little discouraged...
This is like explaining calculus and trigonometric functions to a kindergarten child. How can he understand it?
Well, Fang Jun has to admit that he is a little fanciful. This is the generation gap that spans a thousand years...
Let’s first teach Yu Minglei why one plus one equals two.
Well! This seems to be a more complicated question...
Fang Jun could only sigh, rub his forehead, and said helplessly: "To put it simply, this is a natural phenomenon, as simple as thunder and rain. It is always like that, but no one has noticed it in the past, so That’s why it’s strange.”
Yu Minglei reluctantly accepted.
Unexpectedly, Fang Jun went on to say: "Many miracles contained in nature may seem mysterious, but in fact they are often very simple. For example, things like rainbows, people can't figure out how they appear. Endowed with countless myths and legends, in fact, in addition to the ability of glass to decompose sunlight into seven-color rainbows, there are also ways to form rainbows..."
This time Yu Minglei was shocked again!
What is a rainbow?
According to legend, it was the colored light emitted by the remaining five-color stones after Nuwa refined the five-color stones to mend the sky!
That is a supreme miracle!
There is actually more than one way to copy it...
Fang Jun looked at Yu Minglei's shocked expression and had no choice but to say: "When the sunshine is sufficient one day, I will find a place to show you, and you will understand that the principle couldn't be simpler..."
A clear and childish voice sounded in my ears: "Are you sure you are not talking nonsense?"
Fang Jun was startled, turned his head, and saw Yu Mingxue entering the yard at some point, standing a few steps behind him with his hands clasped behind his back.
Instead of looking like a fairy in her usual white clothes and white skirt, she is wearing a splendid and colorful flower skirt, which is a little less detached and fairy-like, and more lively and lively, as if the girl next door is kind and beautiful, winking. A pair of bright eyes stared at Fang Jun.
Fang Jun was a little dissatisfied: "People are scary. The little girl should be dignified and virtuous in the film. She should behave without showing her incompetence and smile without showing her teeth. She should look like a wild girl when she is startled. If you can't get married, won't you be worried to death? Grandpa and eldest brother?”
"Hmph!" Yu Mingxue shook her petite body, grunted in displeasure, and said, "I don't want to get married! Do husbands and children follow the rules? That's boring!"
Fang Jun was a little worried: "You girl are really worried. If you don't get married, what will you do when you get old? You have to have children."
He sounded educational, but how could Yu Mingxue be afraid of him?
As soon as he opened his mouth, he kept on saying: "Hey, hey, don't be ridiculous! Didn't you promise me that you would have a child with me? Just have a child. My child will definitely be the smartest one. When I grow old, he will He will raise me! Why do you want something so disgusting as a husband? If grandpa really finds a husband for me, I will poison him to death..."
The little girl raised her face slightly, but she said such vicious words in a serious manner, leaving no one doubting that if she was forced to get married, she would be able to do something like murder her husband...
Fang Jun sweated violently!
Ji Chibai said with a grin: "What did you say, dead girl? Who promised to have a child with you... Ahem... Brother Yu Ming, it's okay, you know who a certain person is, right?"
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Is he really afraid that Yu Minglei will misunderstand him? With Yu Minglei's skills, if he misunderstands that Fang Jun is seducing his girl, how can he kill Fang Jun into a scumbag in minutes?
Yu Minglei said leisurely: "I never pay much attention to my little sister's affairs."
Yu Mingxue said with disdain: "Why are you so cowardly, Fang Er? You are still a man, even a little girl like me! You just know how to talk nonsense in front of my elder brother, and you even summon a seven-color rainbow...be careful of your bullshit!"
Mother!
Is this being looked down upon?
Fang Jun said angrily: "What your eldest brother said about making lotus from fire is nonsense. If it is about making fire from water or boiling oil to make copper coins, there is something wrong with it."
In ancient times, science was underdeveloped, and many natural phenomena and physical knowledge were regarded as mysterious "miracles". In fact, it is not worth mentioning to reveal the principles behind them. But this must be based on physical principles. How can something like "a lotus grows in the fire" that completely violates physics exist?
Even if it really exists, it must be a cover-up to replace the pillars...
Yu Mingxue's black and white eyes widened and she said in surprise: "Oh, the more you talk about it, the more excited you are, right? You're making fire out of water, why don't you go to heaven?"
This sentence sounds so familiar...
Fang Jun glanced at Yu Mingxue suspiciously, could this girl also come from time travel?
Before he could refute, Yu Minglei said quietly from the side: "People can indeed go to heaven..."
Yu Minglei had roughly understood something as simple as a hot air balloon. Although he was very surprised that Fang Jun could use the principle of rising hot air so skillfully, in the final analysis, it was not too shocking.
Yu Mingxue opened her mouth, and then realized that the guy in front of her was indeed the most intelligent person in the world. Even the wise men in the Yu Ming family felt ashamed in front of Fang Jun. Even the eldest brother whom he always admired and admired was so impressed. I was so stunned...
Well, the smarter the better, so that the child you have with him will become the smartest person in the world!
It’s just that this guy seems to look down on me, what should I do?
Yu Mingxue squinted her eyes slightly, a cold light suddenly appeared in her eyes!
Hum hum, this girl is willing to have a child with you, but you are not willing to do it despite all the objections? Wait, I have to make you kneel down and beg me obediently...
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After returning to the back house, as usual, I rushed to Princess Gaoyang and Wu Mei's mother's room as soon as possible to greet them.
Even though he had just left home in the morning, Fang Jun always felt as if he had been away from home for such a long time, and he was very worried, fearing that any accident would happen.
Speaking of which, it is still my own memory that is causing trouble...
For a soul from the 21st century, he is lonely.
This kind of loneliness is not the loneliness of being alone, not the loneliness of being unrecognized... but the loneliness that comes from the depths of the soul.
Among all living beings, no one understands what he is thinking;
He has countless relatives and friends, but no one can make him open up and tell his secrets...
He is like an empty soul, floating above the nine heavens, overlooking the various changes and vicissitudes of the world, and it is difficult to integrate into it.
But it's different now. The two children who are about to be born are the continuation of his bloodline. Even if this bloodline does not come from his own... But the feeling of connected lives is real, which makes him feel extremely deep in his heart. The expectations are also extremely practical.
He laid his cheek on the swollen belly of Princess Gaoyang, feeling the rhythm of life, and heard Yu Mingxue, who had followed him in, complaining to Princess Gaoyang: "Why doesn't he want to have a child with me? He doesn't need to raise it, so why?" Unwilling? ”
Fang Jun's face turned pale!
Damn girl, are you making trouble?
Princess Gaoyang raised her slender hand and gently touched Fang Jun's cheek, with a doting smile on her face: "This shows that my husband is a gentleman!"
If it were another man, and there was such a sweet-smelling and soft little girl who wanted to throw himself into his arms, wouldn't he have to pounce on her and swallow her skin and flesh?
Fang Jun nodded happily, "The one who knows me is Gao Yang!"
It was Princess Gaoyang who then said: "But sister, don't be discouraged. If he doesn't obey, just sister can help you! There are a lot of strong medicinal wines in the palace. One day, if you pour some of it on him, he won't be crying and obeying you?" "(End of Chapter)