Chapter 1289 I am the Immortal of Wine
His Majesty Li Er was very dissatisfied with Fang Jun, who was flirting with his daughter, but he was the emperor after all, and he had deep knowledge of the city. This time he did not simply and rudely send Fang Jun out to fight, but adopted a roundabout but effective method. Strategy…
"You can write a few poems about the table full of delicacies, why not just write a few poems about this fine wine?"
His Majesty Li Er asked meaningfully.
Fang Jun was a little stunned.
Compose poetry about wine?
It’s not that I don’t write poems about wine, but it’s just too simple...
Not to mention the masterpieces written by literary giants in the Tang, Song, Ming and Qing dynasties that are famous throughout the ages. Even before the Tang Dynasty, there were many poems and songs dedicated to wine. What's so strange about it?
Just when Fang Jun thought that His Majesty Li Er was going to test himself, His Majesty Li Er leisurely pointed to the glass of wine in front of him and said: "If you say a poem with the word "wine" that satisfies me, I will reward you. A glass of wine.”
Fang Jun's mouth opened wide, his eyes widened, and he looked at His Majesty Li Er in surprise.
Is there such an operation?
I racked my brains to come up with poems, and then I had to drink a glass of wine... Are you saying the opposite?
Is this a reward? This is obviously punishment, right?
Seeing his shocked look, His Majesty Li Er felt relieved, but his face sank and he said coldly: "Why, you are not happy?"
Fang Jun said cautiously: "This... Your Majesty, are you telling the contrary? Why did Wei Chen write a poem and drink a glass of wine instead?"
His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows and said: "If you write a poem that satisfies me, I will reward you with wine; if you cannot do it, you will ignore my reward. What's the problem?"
What the hell...
Isn't it a joke?
Fang Jun cursed in his heart, how could this be a test of his poetry talent? Clearly looking for trouble!
If I write a poem, I will "reward" you with a drink; if I cannot write it, I will ignore your reward and not take you seriously. I am afraid it is not as simple as a "reward" with a drink, but maybe a meal of bamboo shoot stew...
It's just overwhelming!
Are you an emperor?
Emperor...well, you are the emperor and you are the greatest...
Li Chengqian, Princess Changle, and Princess Fangling also looked at each other, wondering why Fang Jun had offended his father and wanted to tease him like this?
If you compose a poem, you will be punished with alcohol. If you fail to compose it, you will definitely be beaten...
Even Princess Changle, who was deeply resentful of Fang Jun's repeated frivolities, couldn't bear to look at Fang Jun's aggrieved and helpless expression...
Li Chengqian was brave and asked cautiously: "Father..."
Just as he opened his mouth to plead for Fang Jun, His Majesty Li Er snorted: "Why, the prince also thinks that I should not reward Fang Jun?"
Li Chengqian shuddered and changed his words decisively: "Father is the supreme emperor and the lord of the world. Your reward is the most glorious thing in the world. Billions of subjects are all proud of it."
"Hmph!"
His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun: "Do you want to do it or not?"
It’s not about whether you do it or not, but whether you do it or not...
What else does Fang Jun dare to say?
Although I don’t know where His Majesty Li Er’s evil fire comes from, a good man doesn’t suffer the immediate consequences and just drinks. It’s better than being beaten...
Full of depression, Fang Jun thought for a while and said: "Golden cups of wine cost ten thousand dollars, and jade plates of delicacies cost ten thousand dollars..."
His Majesty Li Er's eyes widened and he said angrily: "Okay, how dare you fool me? Changle, change the bowl to a bigger bowl and give this kid a bowl as a punishment!"
Fang Jun was startled and asked quickly: "Why is this?"
His Majesty Li Er stared at him: "Why? This sentence is a poem from "The Road Is Difficult". Do you want to use your previous poems and songs to perfunctory me?"
Fang Jun scratched his hair in frustration...
This poem is indeed one of Li Bai's "Traveling is Difficult", and the poem "Traveling is Difficult" had been plagiarized by him at a banquet before going south to the south of the Yangtze River. Naturally, His Majesty Li Er had heard of it.
It’s so damn hard to let people live. It’s easy to confuse plagiarized poems with poems...
Although Princess Changle didn't know where her father's anger came from, she was still happy to see Fang Jun defeated. This made the resentment in her heart dissipate a little. She obediently put a big bowl in front of Fang Jun and picked up a wine jar with bare hands. , for Fang Junman...
Fang Jun looked at Princess Changle with a look of resentment: "Your Highness is very skilled at craftsmanship. If you sell wine as a pawn, I'm afraid you will lose money."
Princess Changle glanced at the wine bowl, blushed slightly, and argued: "Fangfu Yin's "Traveling is Hard" can be regarded as an eternal masterpiece. To show my respect, I naturally have to fill this bowl. Otherwise, it is not enough to express my feelings... …”
This bowl of wine is filled too full, and the full bowl will almost overflow if you add one more drop...
Fang Jun smiled bitterly: "Your Highness's wishes are accepted by me."
Pick up the wine bowl and drink it all in one gulp.
His Majesty Li Er nodded with satisfaction: "Continue."
Fang Jun had a bitter look on his face...
I was wary, not only to read the poem with the word "wine", but also to be careful not to plagiarize it before. After thinking for a long time, I said: "A new song with new words and a glass of wine, the weather is the same as last year."
His Majesty Li Er chewed each word and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, Changle, pour the wine."
Princess Changle filled another large bowl...
Fang Jun said in shock: "Is this correct? Why is it still a big bowl?"
Princess Changle blinked, with a rare naughty expression, and said matter-of-factly: "Father said two things well. It shows that he is very satisfied with this poem. Naturally, he will reward you with a big bowl. A small cup is not enough to show the father's joy." .”
Well, how do you say it is...
Fang Jun was speechless and drank obediently.
After two large bowls of distilled "Fangfu Family Banquet", even Fang Jun's drinking capacity couldn't help but feel burning in his stomach.
After thinking for a while, he recited: "If you enjoy a glass of wine while you are alive, why do you need a thousand years of fame after your death."
His Majesty Li Er nodded: "Very good, Changle will pour you some wine."
Princess Changle raised her lips and poured out another bowl.
Fang Jun almost cried: "Your Majesty, can you just say the word 'good'? It's okay not to say modifiers like 'good' and 'very good'."
His Majesty Li Er said: "How can this be done? For Aiqing's unparalleled talent, I will naturally not hesitate to praise and praise you, and seek truth from facts. It is indeed very good."
You two, father and daughter, one doesn't hesitate to praise, but the other exchanges the wine glass for a larger bowl to show the sincerity of the praise?
There were ten thousand dissatisfactions in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word. Who knew whether His Majesty Li Er, who came to find trouble, would beat him up in anger?
In comparison, drinking is just like getting drunk...
Fang Jun's heart skipped a beat, and he drank a bowl of wine with a single tilt of his head. He took a breath and continued to "recite poems"...
"My master has drunk a lot, but you are still drunk. Will you return home after a long journey in the evening?"
I've drunk all the wine. Your Majesty, why don't you go back to the palace?
His Majesty Li Er praised this sentence greatly!
Being able to express his feelings in verses means implicitly explaining his dissatisfaction, and in a roundabout way admonishing the emperor to return to the palace quickly...
This talent is indeed unparalleled in the world!
Even though he was angry, His Majesty Li Er had to say: "This sentence fits the situation and is really wonderful!"
When Fang Jun heard this compliment, not only did he not feel any joy at all, but his face changed drastically. He raised his head and looked at Princess Changle pitifully: "Your Highness, please spare your life..."
Just now he said "very good" and the wine glass was replaced by a big bowl. Now he said "really wonderful" and the wine jar is not allowed to come directly?
Princess Changle was slightly startled, but when she understood what Zifang Jun meant from his pleading eyes, she suddenly laughed out loud.
At that moment, it was like a lotus blooming, so graceful that it almost blinded Fang Jun's eyes...
After another bowl, Fang Jun felt dizzy, his eyes were dazzled, and his stomach was churning.
Don't you just want to get me drunk?
As you wish!
When I was drunk, my stubborn temper got the better of me, so I simply sat cross-legged with Da Ma Jin Dao and "recited" loudly: "The wind blows the willow flowers and the trees are full of fragrance, and Wu Ji drinks wine to encourage guests to appreciate it!"
Princess Changle's pretty face sank, her white teeth bit her lower lip, and she almost went crazy!
You actually compare me to Wu Ji who sells wine as a bartender?
Really abominable!
Fang Jun drank another bowl of wine and looked a little drunk. He looked sideways at Princess Changle, who had a hesitant expression on her face. Hehe, he was happy.
You princess of Changle, aren't you a talisman to the tiger? I don’t even use curse words when I scold you!
Seeing Princess Changle filling the big bowl again, Fang Jun picked it up and started eating!
Princess Changle didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Was she drunk? Looking back at His Majesty Li Er, he asked with his eyes, "Is this the end?"
His Majesty Li Er was a little relieved from his anger and was about to get up and leave, but Fang Jun recited poetry loudly...
"Zong's handsome and handsome young man raised his wine glass and looked at the blue sky, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind. Su and Jin Changzhai embroidered Buddha, and often escaped to Zen when drunk. Fang Jun wrote a hundred poems and slept in a restaurant in Chang'an City. The emperor called and could not get on the ship. , claiming that I am the Immortal of Wine..."
Fang Jun wrote hundreds of poems and slept in a restaurant in Chang'an City?
The emperor couldn't get on the boat, so he claimed that he was a wine-drinking immortal?
So domineering!
Not only do you despise the world's scholars, but you also don't take me seriously?
His Majesty Li Er was so angry that his beard stood straight up. He wanted to get angry and order the guards to catch the guy and beat him severely. However, he saw Fang Jun lying on the ground in front of him, snoring... (End of chapter)