Chapter 1312 I don’t cause trouble
"A sneeze!"
Fang Jun sneezed, rubbed his nose, looked up at the bright sunshine and the blue sky, and thought to himself that even in this beautiful spring, there was no wind and cold, so how could he catch a cold? Uh, maybe some guy is secretly scolding me behind my back...
Li Ke beside him quickly asked with concern: "Erlang has caught the wind and cold? Although the spring is warm, it is quite cold at night, so you still have to be careful when getting up or lying down."
Fang Jun waved his hand, not feeling any discomfort: "It's okay, thank you for your concern, Your Highness."
In fact, speaking of it, he really has no passion for visiting brothels, and Gein has already become a psychological shadow...
Since he traveled through time, almost every time he came to a brothel to have fun, he ended up in a frenzy and ended up in a fight. As time went by, even he himself couldn’t even lift up his energy...
His Royal Highness the King of Wu was dressed in a brocade robe, with a white jade crown on his head, and two belts tightened around his chin. His face was as handsome as a jade crown, and he was extremely handsome. At this moment, I am sitting in the elegant room in the backyard of Zuixian Tower, with the beautiful eyes of the singing girls and geisha around me shining, and I can't wait to swallow this gentle and handsome prince alive...
In comparison, Li Siwen, Cheng Chubi, Changsun Huan and others who also have heroic looks and noble status are inevitably not enough.
As for Fang Jun...
Just like Fang Jun himself has a psychological shadow on the brothel, the girls in the brothel are also full of resistance to him.
It's not that Fang Jun is unpopular, not to mention the identity of the second-rank Jing Zhaoyin, once he gets close to it, it is enough to ensure that no one dares to offend any singer who runs rampant in the Guanzhong area. The "Master of Poetry" alone "As a person, you can compose a poem at will to praise a certain singer, and in an instant you will fly to the branch and be worth a hundred times.
But the problem is that this person is too trouble-making...
Look at the popular singers in the past. Although some of them got Fang Jun's poems and became famous, in the end they didn't get much benefit from it. They were deeply implicated. The worst ones even had to leave Beijing in despair...
Therefore, all the girls in Chang'an Qionglou had a mixed feeling of love and hate for Fang Jun.
Changsun Huan shook a gold-painted folding fan with the air of a young man from an aristocratic family. He pointed the fan bone at Fang Jun and said with a smile: "Your Highness, I'm afraid your worries are in vain. Although you have good intentions, I'm afraid Fang Er may not appreciate it."
Li Ke frowned slightly: "Oh?"
Changsun Huan shook his head and said: "The green grass is green, the white mist is vast, and there is a beautiful woman on the side of the water. The green grass is luxuriant, the white mist is blurry, and there is a beautiful woman who lives by the water... There is a beautiful woman in Fang Erlang's house, and the moon is shining. Zhongtian, stealing jade and stealing fragrance, how can you care about the cold wind and heavy dew, and the cold night like water? "
"Oh ho ho!"
Everyone laughed strangely, Li Siwen booed, and even Cheng Chubi had a strange smile on his face.
Li Ke suddenly laughed and said: "So that's the case, but I thought wrong. A gentle lady and a gentleman are so jealous. This is human nature. It's my king who is meddling in other people's business. Erlang, don't blame me. Don't blame me."
Fang Jun was extremely speechless.
The social atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was relatively open, and the social concept of "the first of all evils is sexual immorality" was not very strong in the world's perception. As long as it was not bullying men and women, or violating ethics, it would generally be recognized and understood by the society.
Although Wu Shunniang was the daughter-in-law of the Helan family, she was a widow after all, and remarriage was a common thing. It has long been a recognized fact in Chang'an that the Helan family spends money and is cold-hearted. There is much sympathy among people in the city for Wu Shunniang, who was bullied in the Helan family.
A beautiful young widow, unable to bear the loneliness of her spring boudoir, has an affair with a man. And this man is her brother-in-law, and he doesn't even care about her sister. Whose business is that in the way?
Not only is it not the butt of a dirty joke, it is actually a good story...
It's just that Fang Jun still has a stronger concept of future generations in his heart. Although he couldn't bear the desire to break taboos and took that obscene step, his face still heated up in the face of teasing and booing, and his face was dark and red, and he looked at Li Ke He said helplessly: "Your Highness Don't say these words easily. If you are caught by the imperial censor, you may be impeached for your misbehavior and improper style. If not, your majesty will fine you a salary of three to five years, or even deprive you of your job at the Ministry of Works. Maybe.”
Li Ke suddenly turned pale with fright.
Some things are one thing by default, but it's another thing when you put them on the table.
Speaking of which man in the world is most interested in breaking taboos... who is more interested in breaking taboos than His Majesty Li Er? That was a fierce man who could bring Empress Xiao of the former Sui Dynasty into the palace and put all her brothers, sisters-in-law and sisters into the harem... Once the censor really came out with such words of impeachment, who knows whether His Majesty Li Er would think that Li Er Is this a satire on him, a father who has a crooked upper body and a crooked lower body?
Li Ke felt numb when he saw His Majesty Li Er, and quickly changed the subject: "Today we only talk about romance, not state affairs..."
At this point, he paused again.
Mother!
Where is the discussion about state affairs? He is obviously talking about Fengyue...
I had to change my mind again: "I only drink and have fun, and don't talk about anything else."
Everyone readily agreed.
It's just that when men get together, the topic they talk about is always about women... Among this group of dandies, there is no real young hero with lofty ideals and noble pursuits.
Li Ke is proud and arrogant, but due to his identity, he can only bury himself in the mud. Being in harmony with light and dust is his destination, and his ambition will kill him.
Changsun Huan has now almost determined the inheritance rights of the next head of the Changsun family. No brother in the family can compete with him. His original forbearance has gradually been replaced by indulgence and wantonness. His biggest long-cherished wish has come true. He is really open-minded and can do whatever he wants.
As for Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi... they just muddle along.
What is a dandy?
A dandy is a scumbag who spends most of his time eating, drinking and having fun. Apart from eating, drinking and having fun, the rest of his time is spent working hard to pass on the family line, whether actively or passively...
In fact, strictly speaking, Fang Jun's current state seems to be rapidly sliding towards the abyss without limit...
The atmosphere in the small building was lively. They were all descendants of aristocratic families and royal family members. They were not restrained in front of His Royal Highness Prince Li Ke. They drank, talked, laughed and indulged in sex. Li Siwen and Changsun Huan even used their hands to treat the maids and singers of Zuixian Tower. I am so amused that I am slightly angry, my clothes are half-undressed, and I am having a great time together.
The spring scenery outside the building is just right.
However, an angry shout broke the beautiful atmosphere...
The small buildings in the backyard of Zuixian Tower exist independently, but after all, the space is limited, so it is inevitable that they are not far from each other. The lively chatting and laughing here, with the music of silk and bamboo, will naturally affect the neighbors not far away.
Then there was a faint shout: "...Are you fighting for reincarnation or something..."
The second half of the conversation stopped abruptly, like a duck that had just made a noise being choked by someone.
But just by saying this, the building suddenly became quiet.
Fang Jun, who was holding a glass of wine and drinking slowly, felt that the hand of the beautiful maid in front of him shaking the wine, and some of the crystal wine spilled onto the corners of his clothes. He looked up and found that everyone in the room had stopped. They were moving, talking and laughing, and everyone looked at him with strange expressions.
Fang Jun was confused: "Why are you staring at me?"
Changsun Huan's eyes twitched, and he thought to himself: Why are you staring at you? Don't you have any idea?
His Highness King Wu was dancing with a singer in his arms in the hall. At this moment, he let go of his arms around her slender waist, returned to Fang Jun to do well, and advised: "We are here to have fun, even if one or two of us don't open our eyes occasionally. There is no need to care too much about jumping out, and don’t spoil our brothers’ fun for others..."
All the girls in the room looked at Fang Jun nervously. They were just little singers. If there was a conflict, they might be implicated...
Only Cheng Chubi stood next to Fang Jun with a nonchalant look on his face, with the attitude of "Just shout and I'll do it."
Fang Jun couldn't laugh or cry...
His nickname of "Bangchui" is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and his reputation for getting into fights every time he goes to a brothel is also far-reaching. Someone just provoked someone over there, so I am afraid that I will not be able to control myself and get into a fight... But the problem is that we don't want to fight either. Wouldn't it be more fun to drink with the little sister in our arms than to fight?
A friend’s child was working in Xinjiang. He was 23 years old and gone. My parents rushed over, and the reason they gave me was "accidental fall", haha... I have been with my friends for the past two days, and the couple completely collapsed. They were an only child, and everyone else was heartbroken when they looked at it. So I'm sorry everyone, if you encounter this kind of thing, you must accompany me to comfort and comfort me. I have delayed the update, there is really nothing I can do...
(End of chapter)