Chapter 1522 Do you want to die?
After coughing dryly, Fang Jun said: "Your Majesty is wise, brave, and humble. He is truly a role model for the people in the world. I sincerely admire and admire you! Looking at the past dynasties, which emperor can examine his own shortcomings and have the courage to give advice to his ministers? Accept it? So please keep your original intention, reflect on yourself from time to time, and never be content with contentment rather than making progress... Well, it is said that people learn bad things as soon as they have money. The billions of goods in your majesty’s internal funds can easily kill your majesty’s fighting spirit, so that your majesty often settles for pleasure because of the temptation of these goods... Why not use these goods to help the weak ministers grow? The Foundry laid an indestructible foundation for the Tang Dynasty, allowing the Tang Dynasty to dominate the world for thousands of generations..."
At first, His Majesty Li Er was stroking his beard and smiling, squinting his eyes slightly, and was very pleased with Fang Jun's flattery.
Who doesn't like to hear good things?
Moreover, Fang Jun, a "sycophant", is always able to scratch His Majesty Li Er's itch, and the flattering words he speaks often make His Majesty Li Er's body feel so happy that the pores open wide and his heart feels refreshed!
Courageous to accept advice and broad-minded, His Majesty Li Er likes to hear such comments the most!
However, as I listened, I felt something was wrong...
Mother!
This guy is still worried about my internal money? !
He suddenly became furious and shouted: "You bastard, how dare you say that you are not thinking about my money? I tell you, there is no way! Is it easy for me to save some money after all my hard work? Do you know that I used my own money before?" How much should we allocate to the Ministry of Finance? Now that I have a lot of money, don’t even think about it!”
Mother!
Is it easy for me to be the emperor?
"At the end of the Sui Dynasty, the world was in chaos and the people were in dire straits. Production was almost completely paralyzed, and everything was in need of improvement. After he came to the throne, the old gangster Jieli took advantage of it and robbed him and almost emptied the Guanzhong treasury... Do you know how those days came to pass?"< br>
His Majesty Li Er became more and more angry as he spoke, and finally became so furious that he suddenly stood up from his desk and walked to Fang Jun. He pointed his halberd and cursed: "I never eat more than four dishes per meal, and every meal in the palace follows the instructions of the late Emperor." The army was cut in half, the maids and maids dismissed two hundred people, and Queen Wende’s dress could not even cover her feet... I am the emperor! Qin Shihuang, who was buried in the mausoleum by the army, is no better than Emperor Yang of Sui who enslaved the world with dozens of dragon boats. Are you not satisfied with just maintaining the dignity of an emperor? If that old guy Wei Zheng came to say this to me, that's all. But your special mother is not only my subject, but also my junior. You are simply not a son of a human being!”
This time, His Majesty Li Er was really angry. He cursed loudly and sprayed Fang Jun in the face...
Fang Jun was frightened!
He didn't even dare to wipe his face, he could only lower his head hard to avoid the flying spit stars, feeling regretful in his heart...
Am I a bitch?
Why are you teasing this Tyrannosaurus rex if you have nothing to do...
In fact, he already had a clue about the funds needed by the Foundry Bureau, and there was no need to ask for His Majesty Li Er's internal funds. But just now I saw His Majesty Li Er's smug expression, which made me feel a little unhappy. I don't know why, but I got a twitch in my head and said such flirtatious words like a lunatic...
In fact, his original intention was just to make a joke. He had always done a lot of irregularities in front of His Majesty Li Er, and he had never seen this person get so angry because of this. His Majesty Li Er was still very unruly... But now I heard it. At His Majesty Li Er's scolding, Fang Jun realized that he had stabbed His Majesty Li Er in a sore spot.
As an emperor, he lived a life of poverty, and he had to carefully consider where to spend every coin. Historical books may read that this is an excellent quality, but for the emperor himself, it is by no means a glorious thing.
Especially His Majesty Li Er mentioned Queen Wende...
The relationship between these two couples is of course needless to say, but as an emperor, he allows his wife's dress to not cover her feet... How guilty and self-blame is this?
No wonder His Majesty Li Er is so angry!
Fang Jun wanted to slap himself in the mouth, which he owed...
But then again, although we have touched on your pain points, what words are not honest words? Everyone who has read knows that as an emperor, in addition to being diligent and caring for the people, he should also be low-key and simple and use the money where it should be used. Is it possible that you are quite ignorant when you scold me like this?
When His Majesty Li Er was tired of scolding, panting and staring, Fang Jun quickly nodded and bowed repeatedly, apologizing: "Your Majesty, please don't be upset. It's just a humble minister who spoke nonsense and talked nonsense..."
His Majesty Li Er gasped and glared at Fang Jun for a while, then kicked Fang Jun in the leg and cursed: "You bastard, are you planning to piss me off to death? Get out of here, I'll get angry when I see you!"
"Yes, yes... Wei Chen is at fault, Wei Chen should get out of here..."
Fang Jun apologized profusely and walked to the door. He heard the sound of footsteps outside, the jingling of rings and the faint sound of voices. He suddenly stopped and turned around and said, "Wei Chen is indeed wrong. Your Majesty has learned to be a man of martial ethics and unity." In the world, even the emperors of Qin, Han, Wu and Sui Yang can hardly hope that your majesty will build a mountain to build a mausoleum. What does it mean to go to Jiangdu dozens of times? Your Majesty has a lot of money, so he should dig up the entire Jiuwei Mountain to build an imperial mausoleum. Wouldn't it be ten times larger than Qin Shihuang's mausoleum? Then block the entire Grand Canal and build one from Chang'an to Yangzhou? The galloping road, building bridges across mountains and rivers, and riding horses and carriages down to Yangzhou, is much faster than a boat..."
His Majesty Li Er was stunned...
Mother!
Since he dares to say these ridiculous words, is this stick looking for death?
Then he became furious, his eyes widened, and he shouted with his halberd finger: "Stop for me!"
Where will Fang Jun stop?
"Didn't Your Majesty tell Wei Chen to get out? Wei Chen will get out now..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and ran away.
His Majesty Li Er's lungs are about to burst with anger. Run?
If you run away as a monk, can you still run away from the temple?
He yelled: "Come here, give me Fang Jun..."
Before she finished speaking, a delicate and slender figure appeared at the door, it was Princess Jinyang.
Princess Jinyang's delicate and bright face was full of doubts. She looked back and looked at something as she walked. She walked up to His Majesty Li Er and asked curiously: "Why did my brother-in-law run away in a panic? I ignored everyone I talked to!" It’s really strange... Eh? My father, you look so ugly, you look very angry... Who is so bold to make my father angry?”
Interrupted by Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er also forgot to ask the imperial guards to catch up with Fang Jun and capture him. Hearing this, he said angrily: "Who else can it be? It's not Fang Jun who is not a son of a man." ! ”
Princess Jinyang was startled. It was rare for her father to be so angry. She quickly stepped forward to support His Majesty Li Er's arm and said softly: "Father, sit down quickly. Si Zi will give you a cup of tea to calm down." ...By the way, what trouble did my brother-in-law get into to make my father so angry?”
Sitting on the chair, he reached out to take the tea poured by Princess Jinyang. Although His Majesty Li Er was furious, he was not willing to get angry in front of Princess Jinyang. He took a sip of tea while holding back his anger, and poured out Fang Jun's anger. The bastard said it, and then said angrily: "Tell me, does this bastard want to make me angry to death? Does he actually regard me as such a luxurious and lustful king? He is simply not a son of a man!"
Princess Jinyang was stunned, turned her beautiful eyes, then raised her sleeves, covered her lips and giggled.
My brother-in-law is really treacherous. He must have seen me coming and knew that I could dissuade my father from punishing him, so he had the audacity to say those words to deliberately anger his father. Otherwise, how would he dare?
His Majesty Li Er's face darkened, and he looked at his beloved little daughter unhesitatingly, and said displeasedly: "Why are you laughing? Could it be that you are like that bastard and think that I am a fool?"
Princess Jinyang smiled, turned behind His Majesty Li Er with light steps, pressed a pair of snow-white Rouyi on His Majesty Li Er's broad shoulders, and said softly: "Father, can't you see that my brother-in-law is doing this on purpose?" Are you angry with Father? ”
His Majesty Li Er snorted: "You are so bold. I am the Emperor. Do you really think that I can't chop off his head?"
Princess Jinyang grinned, blinked her beautiful eyes, and said, "Actually, my father should understand my brother-in-law's good intentions."
"What?" His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily: "As a father, you still need to understand him? Listen to what the stick said, he is mocking his father!"
Princess Jinyang gently squeezed His Majesty Li Er's shoulders, her beautiful eyes were clear and shining, and she chuckled: "Then after listening to my brother-in-law, does your father still have those thoughts of extravagant enjoyment?"
His Majesty Li Er paused slightly...
Um?
Could this be Fang Jun's alternative way of admonishing?
But then he saw his little daughter staring at him with stern and slightly nervous eyes... and he suddenly smiled bitterly.
Girls are really outgoing...
Princess Jinyang had been staring at her father's expression. When she saw her father laughing, she suddenly felt relieved and felt a little proud of completing the task...
Since her brother-in-law believes that she can dissuade her father from punishing him, she naturally cannot let her brother-in-law down... (End of Chapter)