Chapter 1587 Buying oranges?
The whole world is a stage, and all men and women are just actors...
Fang Jun couldn't remember who said this, but he was deeply impressed by its insight.
There will never be pure people in this world, unless they are fools.
The difference is whether you are being yourself or acting yourself...
For example, the Wei family members are crying and crying in front of them. How many of them are in agony, how many of them are only paying lip service to the story, and how many of them are even secretly happy in their hearts because some abacus has succeeded?
Fang Jun, who was standing behind the crowd, was in a daze when he was stabbed by someone beside him. He looked up and saw that it was King Wu Li Ke. Looking behind Li Ke, he saw several adults including King Li You of Qi, King Li Yun of Jiang, King Li Zhen of Yan, etc. I don’t know when all the princes followed His Majesty Li Er to come to express their condolences.
Li Ke had no expression on his face and said softly: "Don't look at me, my father is calling you."
Fang Jun looked forward and saw His Majesty Li Er looking at him with his hands behind his back and a frown on his face, with a vaguely unhappy look on his face. Everyone in the room was also looking at him.
I was shocked in my heart. I was so distracted that I didn't hear the emperor's words, but who could hear the crying in the room...
He quickly stepped forward, bowed and saluted: "Your Majesty, why do you call me?"
Fang Xuanling on the side gave him a fierce look.
His Majesty Li Er looked calm and asked calmly: "How can you be distracted in such a sad and solemn place?"
Fang Jun's mind was racing, and he knew that the emperor must be in a bad mood at the moment, and he would not get any good results if he was annoyed, so he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, please forgive me. I just have something in my heart. I miss the past friendship with Duke Wei, and I feel sad for a moment." , a little dazed.”
Trance and mind wandering have the same meaning, but the effect is quite different if the sentence "reminiscing about the past makes me sad" is added in front of it.
Anyway, if I kill him, I won’t say that I am just wondering whether you are sad or happy that Wei Zheng is dead...
His Majesty Li Er's face softened a little, and he nodded and said: "It's rare that you have the intention. Wei Gong has been honest and upright throughout his life, and he has been a model for the officials of the Tang Dynasty and a model for the officials throughout the ages. You will draft and write this inscription." On the stone, Wei Gong’s uprightness and uprightness will be passed down to future generations and his name will go down in history.”
The ministers in the mourning hall immediately looked sideways, looking at the young and outrageous Fang Jun, and naturally they could not help but feel all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
It is a very honorable thing to write an inscription for a famous minister. The more famous the minister, the better. When future generations remember this famous minister, they often consult his inscription as soon as possible, because this is the life of this person. The essence of the deeds, and the person who wrote the inscription will naturally receive attention.
In the past, whenever a minister in the court passed away, writing inscriptions was usually the business of literary giants such as Ouyang Xun and Chu Suiliang. Now Fang Jun suddenly comes up, which makes people feel very uncomfortable...
But it's just uncomfortable, and not many people are truly dissatisfied.
Who doesn’t know that this Fang Erlang is a man of unparalleled learning but unparalleled talent, and is known as the best poet in the Tang Dynasty?
Every piece of work is put there, and it’s hard to accept it.
Others are eager for this job, but Fang Jun feels bitter...
He can write an inscription on Mao!
Just looking at the obscure words and phrases on the various inscriptions, which were quoted from classics, Fang Jun felt dizzy for a while. He had just read half of "The Great Learning"...
But in front of everyone, His Majesty Li Er said so eloquently, could he say that he was incompetent?
That won't work!
Even if he really can't do it, can that man say that he can't do it?
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "I obey the order."
Historically, the inscription on Wei Zheng's monument was written by His Majesty Li Er himself, but within a few days he smashed Wei Zheng's monument with his own hands... I think His Majesty Li Er was probably putting on a show at that time, letting everyone see how much he valued Wei Zheng. , and then smashing Wei Zheng’s monument will make people feel that this is not what I want, I have done my best, this old guy has gone too far...
Now that I am left to write the inscription, I must have no idea of smashing the monument in a few days.
The monarch and his ministers get along well with each other and start well and end well. Without the manuscripts that Wei Zheng left to Chu Suiliang that exposed His Majesty Li Er's deeds, His Majesty Li Er was still willing to treat the dead Wei Zheng kindly...
Let’s talk about it first. Given Wei Zheng’s status, the standard of the inscription must be much higher than that of ordinary inscriptions. Otherwise, we will be sorry for this “Eternal Mirror”, and ordinary people really can’t write it. If you really can't do it, go home and ask the old man to write for you. The worst that can happen is that you'll get a lesson and pay a retouching fee...
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In the afternoon, more and more people came to express condolences at Wei Mansion.
His Majesty Li Er stayed for a while and then left to return to the palace, leaving King Wu and several other sons behind. Later, he sent the prince and King Wei over. This kind of attention was regarded as "proud and generous" and was enough to show Wei Zheng's mourning and honor after his death. .
The princes just represent the face of His Majesty and the royal family, which is considered to be the highest treatment nowadays. His Majesty Li Er's intention is for them to guard Wei Zheng's grave, but in fact they only need to sit there. Who in the Wei family has no brains? How dare you let a few princes smoke and smoke in front of the funeral?
As long as a few people are here, the Wei family will feel the emperor's intentions and will not counterattack but will find out Wei Zheng's many disrespectful ways towards the emperor. This is enough.
Fang Xuanling stayed for a while, felt unwell, and returned to the house, telling Fang Jun to stay here to help.
Several princes gathered together in the east side hall to chat, and the prince called Fang Jun over...
Jiang Wang Li Yun was now very afraid of Fang Jun, and was always afraid that Fang Jun would take out his anger on him. When he saw Fang Jun coming, he quickly gave up his seat and sat obediently in the back, far away from Fang Jun. Far away...
Wei King Li Tai frowned and glanced at Li Yun displeasedly, making the latter shrink his neck in fright. Li Yun knew that these two people were not to be dealt with. He had fought in Prince Jin's Mansion two days ago. He just hoped that his sense of presence would be lower and he would not be involved by these two people.
Fang Jun naturally saw the expression on King Wei's face, sat down on the chair given by Li Yun, and said: "His Royal Highness King Wei is indeed so majestic, even his own brother looks like a cat when he sees you, you are really promising! ”
"How dare you! How dare you compare me to a cat and put the royal family in your eyes?"
Wei Wang Li Tai snorted coldly and retorted.
Anyway, he got angry when he saw Fang Jun. He is really like a mouse and a cat, and he will never pee in a pot...
Fang Jun was not angry and said: "What can you do to me if I don't care about it? If you have the ability, go and file a complaint in front of His Majesty, that's all you can do!"
King Wei almost fell down in anger, but was speechless.
Of course, it is impossible to file a complaint. With Fang Jun's current level of favor, his father would definitely laugh it off. How could he be punished?
But I really feel a little guilty about finding my place elsewhere, and I can't do it...
The prince on the side quickly tried to smooth things over: "Can't you two just calm down? Mr. Wei is still in mourning. If you two get into trouble, be careful that your father will be angry later and I won't spare you!"
There is a funeral in the Wei Mansion, but you bastards are shaking things up. Do you really think His Majesty Li Er doesn't have cramps and peeling off his skin?
Just as he was talking, a faint cry of "Dong Zhao Guo came to express his condolences" came from the mourning hall. It should be Changsun Wuji who came.
After a while, Changsun Wuji, who was short, fat, round and fair, walked into the side hall accompanied by Wei Shuyu.
When the prince and others saw this, they quickly stood up and saluted, calling him "uncle".
Changsun Wuji also came forward to greet him, and then sat down together.
The princes have different expressions...
The prince Li Chengqian had no favorable impression of his eldest son Wuji. This uncle, who was the closest to him, had always been alienated from him, and he constantly encouraged the kings of Wei and Jin to compete for the position of crown prince. This is also the temperament of the prince. Wenhou, if it were someone like Yang Guang, he would have to go in with a white knife and come out with a red knife...
Wei King Li Tai also complained a lot about Changsun Wuji.
This person originally supported him in his fight for the throne, but in the blink of an eye he ran to support the King of Jin... Just support him. If you have different positions, what's the point? But because he directly supported King Jin and was surrounded by his father, it was no wonder that King Wei complained.
Among the brothers, Zhinu was the youngest. He was only eight years old when his mother died. He cried loudly with Sizi and Xiaoyao, and won the pity and love of his brothers.
How could the King of Wei not blame Changsun Wuji?
As for Qi Wang Li You and Jiang Wang Li Yun... they are not their uncles anyway, so they just need to stay away after the ceremony. This Yin man has a Yin energy in him, which will make him extremely unhappy when people get closer.
Changsun Wuji also felt the alienation of several nephews. There was no emotion or anger on his face. He just sat down for a while and then stood up and said: "I still have important matters at home that need to be dealt with urgently. Your Highnesses will stay here for a while. I will go first." Leave.”
Everyone is unhappy that he is here.
Several princes stood up to send them off. Fang Jun was forced to stand up reluctantly due to etiquette. He casually cupped his hands and said, "Slow down." Unexpectedly, the eldest son, Sun Wuji, actually turned his head and stared at Fang Jun. Looking at it, I thought of Zhongnan Mountain The last sentence made him toss and turn, and although he knew it was not a good thing, he still didn't understand its meaning. Then he raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Fang Erlang, please don't move around here until I go buy some oranges."
No matter what it means, it’s right to give you the original words, right?
Fang Jun: "..."
Hehe, is this old guy trying to learn something now and sell it now?
It's just that no matter how smart you are, you will never understand this trick. At this moment, you are just giving it back to us.
Fang Jun smiled and said politely: "I will only eat two and give the rest to you..." (End of Chapter)