Chapter 1888 Iron Mouth Divine Judgment
Fang Jun glanced at Jiang Guhu and asked, "Are you serious?"
Jiang Guhu snorted and said: "I'm not stupid. It's easy to crush you to death, but escaping from the encirclement and suppression of tens of thousands of troops is as difficult as climbing to the sky. I'm not an earthly immortal. I can fly to the sky and escape the earth, and I'm invulnerable!"< br>
Fang Jun breathed a sigh of relief, luckily it wasn't a mallet...
He waved his hands and said: "Okay, let's have some tea and have a nice chat about what you call your so-called love-stealing affair."
As he said that, he sat on the chair.
Jiang Guhu's face turned ugly again. He sat down opposite Fang Jun and stared at him. He wanted to say something, but after a while, he suddenly said in a confused way: "Something's wrong! Your five senses and destiny are obviously short-lived." Why are the stars in the sky and the horses flying in the sky like this? "
Pei Xingjian was furious, pointed his halberd and shouted: "The charlatan is talking nonsense!"
Although he was frightened by Jiang Guhu's stunt of crushing the teacup with one hand just now, but he claimed to be the eagle dog under Fang Jun's family, how could he be indifferent to the insult to Fang Jun in front of him?
A scholar dies for a confidant!
Fang Jun on the side was already dripping with cold sweat and was scared to death...
Are all the people in the Tang Dynasty so awesome?
In the past, when Li Chunfeng saw him, he would talk in a daze. Fang Jun was so frightened that he was afraid of being tied up and lighting sky lanterns. When he heard that Li Chunfeng appeared, he would stay away and simply take a detour. Now, another Jiang Guhu has appeared...
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Can you stop scaring people?
In this era, the theory of gods and ghosts is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the study of prophecy is very popular. If someone like Li Chunfeng or Jiang Guhu sees it or infers that they have "incorrect origins" or even "return to the soul to seize the body", it must be a heresy. It's no different. The pig cages are lightly soaked. It's really possible to tie them up and burn them alive!
Copernicus was burned to death. After all, science proved it correct a hundred years later. It has a good reputation in history. It can be said that it is an honor to die. But if he was burned to death, what would it be?
Is Fang Xuan, the son of Fang Xuanling, a famous official in Zhenguan, and the consort of Princess Gaoyang, reborn by taking his body and resurrecting his soul by borrowing his corpse?
Stop it!
Such things will probably not even be recorded in official history...
What's worse, once word spreads, your parents, wife, and children will all be classified as ghosts and monsters. Even if you don't die, you will have no peace for the rest of your life.
The muscles on Fang Jun's face twitched a few times, and he pretended to be calm and said: "Brother, are you kidding me? The science of prophecy is just a technique of following people's influence and flattering others. I have never believed it."
But he was thinking in his heart, if he suddenly got angry, took out a musket from his arms and pointed it at Jiang Guhu's vitals, could he be killed before he could react?
The answer is...impossible.
This person possesses a unique skill, and is already almost the same as the top master among the novels' monsters. His nerve reflexes and body reactions must also be unparalleled. If he just makes a strange move, the opponent will be able to counterattack him in an instant.
Thinking of the palm that crushed the teacup into powder, Fang Jun felt chills in his heart...
Jiang Guhu had no idea that Fang Jun was already murderous. He ignored Pei Xingjian's scolding and said to himself: "My Jiang Gu family's facial skills were inherited from the Yuming family's ancestors and evolved from King Wen's Bagua. Although I dare not say that I have insight into the secrets of heaven, but I am quite accurate in predicting good and bad luck, and the ability to see the truth with just one step is the only one I have seen in my life..."
As he spoke, the fingers of his left hand moved wildly, he made some calculations, and continued: "... It stands to reason that the fate of this step is damaged, so the life span will not be long, probably... that is, in another six or seven years, The life span of Yang is over, the gate of ghost house is open , the impermanence restrains the soul and the ghost captures the soul, and you cannot be left in the world of the sun. However, your luck is contrary to the heavens. You are lucky to be in the sky and the horse, and at least the officials and stars of a decade are aligned. This is contradictory! ”
Jiang Guhu scratched his head and calculated, his expression was tangled and struggling, completely trapped in his own world, unable to understand the various contradictions that happened to Fang Jun...
Pei Xingjian glanced at Fang Jun and felt touched.
The art of divination is very popular these days. Many people must make a divination to predict good or bad fortune before encountering any major event. Pei Xingjian is no exception. The reason he had just scolded Jiang Guhu was that he believed that he had slandered Fang Jun and that as a subordinate he should protect his superiors. He also did not believe that Jiang Guhu was a master of divination.
The art of divination not only requires talent, but also life experience. Otherwise, how can we gain insight into the secrets of heaven?
And how old is this guy?
Even if one begins to learn the art of divination and fortune-telling from the womb, it is impossible for one to achieve very high attainments.
However, Fang Jun's solemn look made him suspicious.
Is it possible that this boy who looks so girly and beautiful is actually a master?
Well, it's definitely possible!
Pei Xingjian rolled his eyes, and he automatically ignored the words about the short life span, and only remembered the sentence "If you deliver it to Huagai and Feitianluma, at least there will be an official with a grade of sixty years"!
A lifetime of official luck!
Or is it the kind of official luck like being handed over to Huagai or flying into the sky, which is awesome just by looking at the words!
Doesn't this mean that as long as you follow Fang Jun's steps and hold on to Fang Jun's thigh, you don't have to worry about his collapse within a period of time at least? I can be regarded as Fang Jun's disciple, and everyone in the civil and military circles knows it. If what this boy said is true, I don't need to worry about my official career in this life...
However, Fang Jun was unwilling to continue on this topic. He was too guilty. He coughed dryly, interrupted Jiang Guhu's chatter, and changed the topic: "By the way... what brother said about 'taking love with a horizontal knife', is it true?" What's going on? I'm confused. I don't know when I got involved with my brother, but I hope you can make it clear."
Speaking of this, Jiang Guhu's eyes widened, and he immediately forgot about the short lifespan and the luck of a lifetime, and said angrily: "Are you pretending to be confused and deliberately humiliating me?"
Fang Jun was speechless and said helplessly: "Why are you being humiliated? Why don't you two know each other at all? How can you talk about 'taking love with a sword'?"
Jiang Guhu said angrily: "Still quibbling! Yu Mingxue, do you dare to say you don't know me?"
Fang Jun was stunned: "Yu Mingxue? Of course we know each other, but what does this have to do with that yellow-haired girl?"
"Yellow-haired girl..." Jiang Gu jumped three feet high angrily and shouted: "Why is it just a yellow-haired girl? Huh? Xiaoxue is smart, smart and beautiful. She is the God of Luoshui that Cao Zijian dreams about, but she is nothing more than that! You You actually said she was a yellow-haired girl? You are so ignorant!”
Fang Jun rolled his eyes.
Come on!
This person seems to be Yu Mingxue's admirer, but he is also the kind of brain-dead person...
It is true that the girl is not bad looking and has a pretty smart mind, but is her small body like a bean sprout anything like a goddess?
The Luo Shen is said to be "the slenderness is moderate, and it is shortened and fit. If the shoulders are cut into shape, the waist is as plain as expected." What does it mean?
It means that it is fat where it should be fat and thin where it should be thin. It is very suitable.
And what about Yu Mingxue?
The areas that should be thin are thinner, but the areas that should be fatter are not much better than a washboard, not even as good as Xiao Long Bao...
But as the old saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." You don't care about heaven and earth, but you can't control others. Jiang Guhu just looks at Yu Mingxue's beauty!
"Okay, even if that girl is not Huangmao..." Seeing Jiang Guhu glared at Fang Jun for slandering his goddess, Fang Jun had to change his mind: "Even if that girl Zhong Lingyu is beautiful, she is an extraordinary woman like the Luo Shen, but someone asked What does your "crossing the road to win love" thing have to do with that girl... and Xiaoxue? ”
Jiang Guhu said angrily: "Why doesn't it matter? It matters a lot! Although Jiang Gu's ancestors were slaves of Yuming's family, for hundreds of thousands of years, there has been no distinction between master and servant, so they have been married for generations and will be married forever. , Yu Minglei’s wife is my eldest sister, and I have been married to Xiaoxue since I was a child! However, this time I met Xiaoxue when I was paying homage to the Holy King of Heaven in Tianshan. When I talked about the engagement, Xiaoxue said that she already had someone she liked. We are in love and have already made a lifelong commitment to each other. Let me find another beautiful wife..."
Fang Jun clicked his tongue, this definitely sounded... why was it getting more and more unpleasant?
As expected, Jiang Guhu stared angrily and said loudly: "I am unwilling to accept it, so I have asked Xiaoxue several times, who is the hero who can win her heart and secretly promise each other!"
Fang Jun's heart skipped a beat, could it be...
Jiang Guhu's handsome face flushed, and he said unwillingly: "...She said, it's you Fang Jun, instead of spending time in front of the moon, and the love grows, I won't marry you unless I am in this life, I will share the same bed when I am alive, and I will share the quilt when I die, life after life, until death!" ”
Fang Jun slapped his forehead!
Damn girl, if you don't want to get married, you won't get married. Why can't you find any reason, but you have to risk your life and use your brother to topple the pot?
And it still angered top masters like Guo Jing, Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai like Jiang Guhu!
How much do you want me to die? It’s so wicked!
(End of chapter)