Chapter 2242 Drunk
It’s so embarrassing when no one finds your jokes funny.
Princess Changle glared at Fang Jun. Her beautiful face looked calm, but in fact her teeth were secretly clenched. The shame in her heart had to be suppressed with great strength, otherwise she didn't know whether she would explode on the spot and destroy her. He has always had a cool and calm image.
It’s so irritating...
If you don't want to compose poetry, then just don't compose it. Why bother to confuse people with such an irrelevant thing?
It deserves to be killed!
Fang Jun was stared at by her eyes and felt as if there were countless ants crawling up and down his body. He felt extremely uncomfortable. With Princess Dongyang sarcastically fanning the flames, he had no choice but to drink one glass after another.
In his two lifetimes, Fang Jun has rarely been so embarrassed.
King Wei Li Tai felt that he had just accepted Fang Jun's kindness, and he should express his gratitude now. He couldn't just kill the donkey to get rid of the trouble, right? Then he asked King Jiang and Fang Jun to change places, put his arm around Fang Jun's shoulders, poured the wine himself, and said: "Come, I will have a few drinks with Erlang."
Trying to resolve the awkwardness.
What can Fang Jun say? You can only drink until your glass is dry.
Li Min, the King of Shu, was a free-spirited man, and he looked down upon educated people the most. If Fang Jun really composed a masterpiece, Li Min would definitely ignore him, despise him, or feel inferior. In short, he felt that it was not the same thing as He is not a stranger.
Now that Fang Jun had come up with such a limerick, everyone at the table thought it was too much, except Li Min who disagreed.
What happened to this poem?
It sounds easy to understand, but it has to be piled up with some gorgeous words to call it a good poem?
He raised his wine glass and said with a loud sound: "Erlang's poem is easy to understand. Even the traffickers in the city can understand the artistic conception. It is naturally excellent. Come on, I will give Erlang a drink?" br>
Fang Jun wanted to stop this guy's mouth, raised his glass and said: "Drink!"
Wang Jingzhi rolled his eyes, raised his glass, and said to Fang Jun: "There have been many misunderstandings between our families before. In the final analysis, it is my family's fault. Although there is no harm in talking about it, I am still full of regrets in my heart." Sorry, I will drink three glasses of wine here as a penalty. Thank you Erlang for letting the past go!”
Princess Nanping was sitting next to him. Her heart skipped a beat when she heard this. She pulled Wang Jing to straighten her position but didn't hold him back. She couldn't help but feel anxious secretly.
That stick from Fang Jun, why do you have to provoke him?
Now that the matter has been settled, and Fang Jun keeps his word, then this matter has been revealed, why would you take this opportunity to drink a few glasses of wine into someone else's mouth? Not to mention whether it would offend Fang Jun, but even this kind of behavior seemed too petty and looked down upon.
But to be honest, what Wang Jingxun did made him very passive, but due to various reasons, he had to let the Wang family go for a while, and it was inevitable that he had a grudge in his heart.
Very unhappy.
Why do you want to take the opportunity to drink wine now? Do you really think that I am a Buddha made from clay and not at all angry?
Fang Jun held up the wine glass and looked at Wang Jingzhi with squinted eyes without saying a word. He looked at Wang Jingzhi and made his heart tremble. He secretly regretted that he shouldn't feel that he couldn't swallow this breath in his heart and had to take another opportunity to drink and get revenge.
What if this guy gets mad...
Fortunately, today is the birthday of Princess Changle. No matter how aggressive Fang Jun is, he will not lift the table on such an occasion. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Jingzhi for a long time. Even when everyone at the table was secretly worried that Fang Jun would have an attack, This guy suddenly He smiled and said, "How is three cups enough? Although you and I had some differences in the past, as I said just now, since we have made peace, from now on we should be as close as brothers and treat each other with sincerity. We should drink three hundred cups together!"
Wang Jingzhi's face turned pale with fright, and he waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No, no, no, I'm drinking too much, how can I be Erlang's opponent..."
Fang Jun smiled and said: "If you can't drink it, then drink with me. If you can't drink it, then drink it to death?"
Wang Jingzhi wished he could slap himself in the mouth and talk nonsense...
"Erlang misunderstood, I..."
Fang Jun didn't give him a chance to quibble, and directly raised his glass: "Come on, come on, I respect the king's consort, do it first!"
He raised his head and drank a drink.
Then the rim of the cup was poured down to indicate that no drop was left, and then he looked at Wang Jingzhi.
Wang Jingzhi had no choice but to drink the cup.
Before he could put the cup down, Fang Jun had already filled another cup. He raised the cup towards him and said, "Continue."
Down another glass.
Wang Jingzhi looked bitter and found it difficult to get off the tiger. It was his intention to get drunk in the first place, but now he can't stir up trouble but he shrinks back, right?
I had to drink a glass with a grimace.
Fang Jun laughed heartily: "As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine is too little to meet a close friend. Drinking at the same table with the king's consort today is really a joy for life. Come and come, I will not stop getting drunk today!"
As he said that, he actually left the table in person, holding the wine glass in one hand and a wine jar in the other. He walked directly to Wang Jingzhi, poured the wine for Wang Jingzhi himself, and then clinked the glasses. Regardless of Wang Jingzhi's reaction, he raised his head and drank. Wine in glass.
Wang Jingzhi's eyes widened and he had no choice but to stand up and apologize: "Don't blame me, Erlang. I have a limited capacity for drinking. I really can't drink it..."
Fang Jun looked at him and smiled: "Why, don't you give me Fang two face?"
Wang Jing was filled with regret. He was so unlucky that he had to provoke this stick. Why?
Princess Nanping next to him knew that Fang Jun was angry. Seeing her husband's embarrassed and bitter expression, she stood up and said with a smile: "I have long wanted to get close to Erlang, but it's a pity that I never had the chance. Lang Jun He’s not very good at drinking. How about having a drink with me?”
Fang Jun said happily: "It's an honor for me to have a drink with His Highness Nanping. How dare I refuse? One cup for you, three for me. Let's do it first as a token of respect!"
Wang Jingzhi's face turned red and he quickly pulled Princess Nanping away.
Just kidding, if the princess stood in front of me to block the drink because of my majestic seven-foot-tall man, wouldn't he become a laughing stock in the world if word spread? However, just as he pulled Princess Nanping behind him, he saw Fang Jun drinking three glasses of wine in a row, and his eyes suddenly became a little straight...
When people offer wine to Princess Nanping, they can naturally fight one against three, and no one will laugh at Princess Nanping.
But at this moment, Wang Jing stood up with his chest straight like a big man. Even if Fang Jun didn't say a word, how could he be embarrassed to drink only one cup when he drank three cups?
Even if I drink myself to death, I can’t do this...
I had to drink three glasses in a row until my tongue stuck out and my head felt dizzy.
In the past, when I was greedy for a glass of wine, I only felt the sweetness and sweetness of the wine in my throat, but today I didn't even have the time to breathe after drinking one glass after another. When a glass of wine went down, my throat felt like it was on fire, which made me feel as uncomfortable as I wanted.
Seeing Fang Jun pick up the wine jar again, Wang Jing was convinced...
"Erlang, it's me who talks too much and doesn't know my own abilities. I'm convinced by your ability to drink! Can we stop drinking?"
Fang Jun said solemnly: "A wine shop is like a battlefield. When you step on the battlefield, it's life and death. How can you pretend to be cowardly? You started this war, but I have the final say when it will end!"
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Wang Jingzhi knew that if he continued to refuse, he might get mad on the spot and hit his head with a wine jar...
Drink.
Who told me that I was so confused that I had to provoke this guy?
Talking too much brings tears...
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After drinking a jar of wine, Wang Jingzhi was accidentally knocked to the ground. Princess Nanping called two maids and helped Wang Jingzhi to the backyard to rest. Before leaving, she glanced at Fang Jun resentfully.
This guy drank more than Wang Jingzhi, and his face was red now, but he still pulled Cheng Chuliang to drink endlessly. The King of Shu Li Min on the side also moved forward, and the wine was flowing one after another like boiled water...
By the time Wang Jingzhi was helped away, the atmosphere at the table gradually became cheerful, and the embarrassment caused by Fang Jun's poem just now slowly dissipated.
Fang Jun got drunk and took Li Min, the king of Shu, to drink.
This child doesn't understand the world, speaks and acts rashly, but has a vulgar and bold personality. He is usually the most unpopular. Even his father and brother don't want to see him. When he goes out to attend banquets, others are afraid of his status as a prince, so he speaks cautiously. It is a courtesy to toast someone with a glass of wine and then keep their distance. How has anyone ever held hands and drank like this?
People here don't have any scheming, otherwise the end in history would not be so miserable. Now that I see Fang Jun looking up to him, I feel like I have a confidant in my heart.
The two of them were holding shoulders, talking and laughing without any scruples, making everyone at the table frown.
Li Min was burping from wine, his eyes were a little out of focus, and he said: "The poem Erlang just made was not good, and it made Sister Changle angry..."
Princess Changle on the other side lowered her eyelids and served Princess Gaoyang and Princess Jinyang beside her, turning a deaf ear.
Princess Jinyang kept staring at Fang Jun. Seeing him drinking strong liquor like water, she couldn't help but worry secretly, and dissuaded her: "Brother-in-law, you drank so much, be careful of hurting your body..."
Fang Jun was indeed a bit high-spirited. He laughed and said, "When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. Men should drink freely among themselves. Who is a good man if he hides and tucks in?"
Princess Jinyang rolled her eyes in anger.
Treat your good intentions as the liver and lungs of a donkey, and drink you to death... (End of chapter)