Chapter 2248
There was a soft sound of footsteps at the door. Sun Simiao, who had returned from collecting medicine, took off the bamboo basket on his back, placed it in the corner, washed his hands in the basin, and then entered the alchemy room. He saw the two of them talking and laughing, and There was no intention of drawing a sword, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Sitting down and asking about the topic they were talking about, Sun Simiao also smiled and pointed at Fang Jun. He smiled helplessly and said: "There was indeed the title of 'King of Tang' at that time, but it was the title given by Wang Shichong to his nephew Wang Renze. Apart from derogation, Taking 'Tang' as the country name In addition to Emperor Gaozu, there is also a sense of "as long as you take the territory of Lao Li's family, it will be your nephew's fief". Having said that, why can Erlang believe such far-fetched and illogical rumors? ”
Fang Jun looked embarrassed and speechless.
Everyone has the habit of preconceptions. For things that are considered facts, you rarely take the initiative to verify their authenticity, even if you have the ability and opportunity.
"Thirteen stick monks rescued the King of Tang" This is a story that has been rooted in Fang Jun's mind since he was very young. Even in the Tang Dynasty, he never thought of going to verify the authenticity of this story...
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Yuan Tiangang naturally wanted to make some sarcastic remarks, but Fang Jun felt embarrassed and did not refute.
For a moment, the atmosphere was somewhat harmonious, which surprised Sun Simiao...
He got up early in the morning and went to the back mountain to collect herbs. Just now, his disciple Sun Simiao ran to the mountain in a panic. He found him at several places where Sun Simiao usually collected herbs and told Fang Jun to come. He was afraid of meeting Yuan Tiangang. The two of them fought each other without giving in, which was really troublesome.
After Sun Simiao heard this, he no longer bothered to pick the medicine. One was his old friend, and the other was his teacher and friend. If these two were at odds, it would only put him in a dilemma. Who would he choose to help? They would help each other. Neither.
Although we are not enjoying ourselves at the moment, we are still in peace...
Sun Simiao took a sip of tea and asked, "Erlang is here today. Why are you here?"
Fang Jun opened his mouth, glanced at Yuan Tiangang, and then closed his mouth.
Yuan Tiangang was thinking about how to persuade His Majesty Li Er to write Taoism as the state religion into the "Zhenguan Law". When he saw Fang Jun hesitating and hesitated, he immediately said angrily: "A man is as bright as the wind and the moon, and there is nothing he can't say to others. , it is a disgrace for a man to be so wretched and slippery as you, and bring disgrace to my father’s face!”
Fang Jun was so angry that he vomited blood and couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Why is it so shameful to be a man? I'm looking at you because I hope you can avoid it. It's just that you're a seasoned person who can't read the eyes, so you're going to beat me up?
He finally understood Yuan Tiangang's temper. He sighed helplessly and said to Sun Simiao: "Last night, I had a chaotic dream and a restless night. When I got up early this morning, I felt quite unwell..."
The symptoms were explained in detail.
It is not necessary to hide a disease and avoid medical treatment, and you must not be careless about something that affects a man's ability. If you conceal it for a while and lead to serious consequences, it will be too late to cry to death...
Sun Simiao stroked his beard with one hand, frowned and asked, "Have you ever taken any nourishing food?"
Fang Jun was puzzled for a moment. Before he could answer, Yuan Tiangang on the side had already disdainfully said to Sun Simiao: "I don't think you are called a miracle doctor. This is clearly the symptom of taking Cynomorium cynomorium. Why do you need to ask?"
Fang Jun was confused. Cynomorium... what is this?
Sun Simiao glanced at Yuan Tiangang and said helplessly: "Doctors should be careful and careful, check the patient's symptoms in detail, and only after hearing, hearing, asking and examining, can they determine the focus of the disease and prescribe the right medicine. How can you just make arbitrary decisions based on guesswork? If you make a mistake, the consequences will be disastrous. Yu.”
Then he turned to Fang Jun and said: "But according to the symptoms you mentioned, it is probably due to taking Cynomorium cynomorium."
Fang Jun asked: "What is Cynomorium cynomorium?"
Sun Simiao said: "In the wilderness outside the Mobei Great Wall, there is a thing called 'cynomorium'. It is an herbaceous plant, brown-red, shaped like a human dragon. The head of this thing is covered with scales and is very strong, and the seeds are covered with it. Wrapped in it, it cannot fall off and its roots will grow. A small white insect grows, called 'cynomorium'. This insect gnaws away from the bottom of the plant bit by bit until it eats out the entire inside of the plant, forming a hollow. The seeds at the top naturally follow the hollow. Fall off, take root and sprout, next year In spring, this seed grows into a bag as big as a fist, breaks out of the ground, and another Cynomorium tree grows like this, endlessly. Cynomorium can nourish the kidneys, replenish essence, and moisturize dryness. It is known as 'Golden Cynomorium, Silver'. The theory of ginseng is the key to this Because the Cynomorium worm has devoured the essence of Cynomorium, its nourishing effect is unparalleled in the world. However, this Cynomorium worm cannot break through the strong scales of Cynomorium, so it lives in spring and dies in autumn. Very few people can capture it... ”
As soon as the veteran talked about medical knowledge, he immediately became energetic and talked endlessly.
Fang Jun listened for a long time, isn't this just aphrodisiac...
When Yuan Tiangang saw the expression on Fang Jun's face, he snorted coldly and said: "This thing is used for nourishing. It is naturally a rare tonic in the world. But once it is developed into medicine through certain secret methods, it will be the best in the world." Aphrodisiacs. Before the Wei and Jin Dynasties, emperors always took these drugs to stimulate their mood, but later the prescription gradually disappeared. , no one knows. This secret medicine made by Cynomorium Cynomorium has mild properties. It is not as overbearing as ordinary drugs that can cause great harm to the body after taking it. Instead, it nourishes and replenishes the blood. Even today, I am afraid. I also covet this kind of medicine. You are in good luck.”
Is this a good destiny?
If you take these drugs while you are awake, you will definitely be in a state of extreme happiness, but I am in my sleep...
But that was obviously not what he was concerned about at the moment. Fang Jun asked anxiously: "Is there any legacy behind this thing?"
Before Sun Simiao could speak, Yuan Tiangang rushed to answer: "Of course there is, it is medicine that is three parts poisonous. Don't you understand this truth? Generally speaking, the more powerful the medicine, the more serious its side effects. This Cynomorium cynomorium is one of the world's most powerful aphrodisiacs. If it cannot be completely dispersed, the remaining yang energy will return to the body and be damaged, which will backfire on its owner. ”
Fang Jun was shocked: "This junior is still feeling hot and hot. It must be because the medicine has not fully dispersed. What should we do?"
Yuan Tiangang said of course: "Then spread out!"
Fang Jun said: "How to diverge?"
Yuan Tiangang glared and said angrily: "Shu Zi, are you so stupid? That Cynomorium worm can aphrodisiac, naturally go back and find a few women, and fight hard on the bed until you are exhausted. Or you can just walk along the window. After running around the mountain for ten or eight times, the medicine will naturally dissipate.”
Fang Jun: "..."
Sun Simiao held his forehead and said helplessly: "You are also a famous Taoist after all. You have lived for more than a hundred years. How can you be so unreliable with a junior?"
Yuan Tiangang snorted and said: "This kid has a different face and doesn't look like a good person. The old way is to repay kindness with kindness and repay grievance with straightness. Why should we pay attention to any principles and justice towards him?"
Sun Simiao ignored him and turned to Fang Jun and said, "Don't worry, Erlang. Although this Cynomorium cynomorium has excellent medicinal effects, it is only mild in nature. As long as it is not caused by long-term consumption that causes the body to become dependent, it will not It’s serious. Just drink more tea and wait for the effects of the medicine to dissipate.”
Fang Jun: "..."
This guy glared at Yuan Tiangang, wishing he could pounce on him and punch this old man hard!
If I had just listened to his words and ran home to show off my sexual promiscuity to a sleeping partner during the day, wouldn’t I become a laughing stock in the future and be ridiculed by this old cow nose for the rest of my life?
So wicked...
Yuan Tiangang glared back without showing any signs of weakness, and threatened: "From now on, you must behave yourself and be respectful in front of the old Taoist, otherwise, I may think of your face and feel uncomfortable, so I will spread the word to the whole world. Do you believe it?" Don’t believe it?”
Fang Jun was furious: "Don't bully others too much!"
Yuan Tiangang glared: "You don't accept it, kid?"
Fang Jun stared at him for a long time, then picked up the teapot on the table. Just when Sun Simiao was shocked and thought he was going to have a bad temper, he realized that this guy was filling the tea cup in front of Yuan Tiangang and said respectfully: "Yuan Shenxian, drink tea!"
Sun Simiao: "..."
Boy, where is your moral integrity? Although that thing is not valuable, it still has to have something, right?
That's good for you, you lost it all over the floor...
Yuan Tiangang happily picked up the teacup, took a sip, squinted his eyes and said proudly to Sun Simiao: "This boy can grow and shrink, bend and stretch, and his shameless demeanor has only been matched by the old man."
Fang Jun almost fell down in anger.
Ability to grow or shorten, able to bend or stretch... Is this such a good word to describe a person?
However, he was curious about the person Yuan Tiangang was talking about, and asked curiously: "Who is the Taoist priest referring to?"
Chapter 88, going in...
(End of chapter)