Chapter 2582 Irreconcilable
Zhang Liang's face turned red with embarrassment, and he almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in...
At this time, the banquet was about to begin.
The servants of the Wei family usually put a table full of fine wine and delicacies. As the person with the highest official position here, Li Ji changed the subject and said: "Gong Lu made a joke, we are all distinguished guests when we come to visit today, so we should treat each other as guests." Celebrating the happy event of the Wei Palace, I hope that the Dalang of the Wei Palace and His Highness Hengshan will be together for a long time, and they will be in harmony. How can I let the Duke of Yun hold the pot and add wine? If word spreads, I am afraid that Dalang of the Wei Palace will fight you! br>
Ignoring Cheng Yaojin's sullen expression, he waved his hand towards Fang Jun and said, "Come to Duke Yun's side. Duke Yun is a light drinker. In those days, whenever he drank, these murderers would arrest Duke Yun." Drink it to death, and you will have to hold back a few more cups for Duke Yun later.”
Although he is usually taciturn, this leader of the Prime Minister has a very low sense of presence and will never express his opinions. However, everyone is an old friend who knows the ins and outs and knows that this person is very scheming and his prestige is definitely first-class. , speaking out at this moment changed the atmosphere, and everyone gave him face.
Even Cheng Yaojin, who has such a generous temper, just snorted and stopped talking...
Fang Jun sat next to Zhang Liang, the two looked at each other, nodded to each other, and didn't say much. The servants of the Wei family were waiting on the side, filling the wine glasses in front of everyone. Li Ji raised the wine glass and said, "We are all fortunate enough to be able to gather together today because of the happy event of the Wei family. With this glass of wine, we wish the Wei family good luck." Dalang and His Highness Hengshan grow old together. I also wish Duke Zheng’s spirit in heaven to bless the prosperity of our country!”
Speaking of this, his eyes were filled with tears.
Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a moment, and sighed: "It has been many years since Xuancheng passed away, Uncle Bao is now suffering from illness and unable to walk, and Shan Boss's body is already cold... In the past, we gathered in Wagang to resist the violent Sui Dynasty, and our brothers fought with righteousness and courage. Now, it’s a dying disease, my friends are withering, my life is lonely, alas!”
He raised his head, drank a glass of strong wine into his throat, and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Everyone raised their glasses and drank together in silence for a while.
Who doesn’t know that Wagang gathered for righteousness and fought against the beacon clouds? Five tigers and eight heroes, working together with sincerity, but in the end of the world, there is a long road ahead, and in the end they fail and go their separate ways. However, in the chaotic times at the end of the Sui Dynasty, these people defeated Yu Wenhuaji and fought against Wang Shichong. That tragic song of ambition made the heroes of the world proud, and was famous in history!
Unfortunately, the current situation has changed, and the heroes of the past have now fallen into disarray, unable to withstand the erosion of time and the vicissitudes of life.
The atmosphere was a bit depressing. After all, today was the wedding banquet of the Wei Mansion. It would be disrespectful to be so nostalgic and nostalgic.
Fang Jun laughed, looked at Li Ji and asked, "I have heard that the Five Tigers and Eight Tigers of Wagang Mountain were rampant in the world, but I don't know if Lu Guogong at that time had the bad habit of not washing his hands after going to the toilet?"
Li Jizheng felt sad about the spring and autumn. He was stunned when he heard this. He looked at Cheng Yaojin in shock, and the corners of his eyes jumped a few times.
His ancestors were from a distinguished family in Gaoping, with generations of officials and wealthy families. "The family had many children and servants, and they accumulated thousands of bells." He had been pampered and well-educated since he was a child. Even though he had been in the military for many years, he had never been contaminated by the slovenly habits of the military. He was always neat and tidy. It was Zhili. At the banquet, he suddenly heard that Cheng Yaojin might not wash his hands after going to the toilet, so he went to the table...
Cheng Yaojin suddenly blushed, glared at Fang Jun and said angrily: "Fart! Even though I urinate, it doesn't get wet on my hands, so why do I need to clean my hands?"
His ancestors were also prominent officials, and his family background was definitely no worse than that of Li Ji. However, after fighting in the army for so many years and wallowing among the shackles, he had long been unruly and unruly. If it got wet on his hands while urinating, he would naturally need to clean his hands. , but it’s obvious that I didn’t get wet, so why go to the trouble of washing my hands?
Hearing Cheng Yaojin Wu take care of himself, Li Ji's throat squirmed subconsciously, as if someone had opened his mouth and fed him a mouthful of pickled meat, and he almost vomited the drink he just drank.
Everyone's expressions also changed.
Mother!
Does this old guy really think he has dirty hands?
"Wow!" Li Daliang, who was sitting next to him, moved his stool to the side in shock, but accidentally knocked over his wine glass.
Cheng Yaojin became more and more angry and shouted: "Mother! I don't believe that you are all so particular about washing your hands after every time you use the toilet?"
Li Ji put his hand on his forehead and said helplessly: "No one cares about how you are doing in the house, but now it is a banquet, so you have to be careful and polite, right? If you don't want this banquet to end unhappy, go out and wash your hands quickly. Come back later.”
Cheng Yaojin was unhappy: "I don't like to clean my hands, what can you do to me?"
He was indeed a little frightened by Li Ji, a man who was so calculating, but this matter was related to a matter of principle. If you ask me to clean my hands, I will do so, won't I lose face?
Seeing him cheating, Zhang Shigui on the side said helplessly: "If you don't go, we will tie you up and carry you out. If others ask, just tell the truth."
Liu Hongji moved his wrist and said with a smile: "I haven't done anything for several years. These old bones are almost rusty. I don't know if I can hold down this old killer."
"..."
Cheng Yaojin was helpless. A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences. These old bastards kept their word. If they tied him up and carried him out, it would be embarrassing...
He had no choice but to glare at Fang Jun bitterly and curse: "Spoilers and malicious slanders, just wait for me!"
He got up and cursed and went out to clean his hands.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Li Ji pointed at Fang Jun and reprimanded: "I was very drunk at first, but you, a bastard, made me lose all my interest. It is simply unreasonable!"
Liu Hongji still smiled and said: "Who says it's not the case? The old killer has always been unruly. If you see that he has never cleaned his hands, just say nothing. Since no one knows, there is nothing disgusting. , but you have to say it, it’s really hateful.”
Fang Jun: "..."
Isn't that the same as hiding one's ears and stealing the bell? !
Li Daliang smiled and said: "In my opinion, this guy is sincerely disgusting with us. He didn't say anything, and he will be fined with alcohol!"
Fang Jun was also happy and said: "Junior can't do anything. That old guy is not good at hygiene. I really can't bear it anymore, so I have to speak out in public and let everyone condemn him. It is indeed my fault for causing trouble for everyone. I will punish you with three cups of wine and make amends to you all!”
Holding the wine flask in one hand and the wine glass in the other, he poured and drank three glasses in a row without changing his expression.
Zhang Shigui praised: "I have long heard that Fang Erlang, in addition to his poetry and poetry, also has a unique skill of not getting drunk after a thousand cups, which is indeed huge."
This wine is also the top-grade "Fangfu fine wine" "sponsored" by Fang Jun. It is a real distilled wine. A good wine drinker will be thrown to the ground after eating even half a pound of it. Fang Jun's three glasses of wine are more than three liang. , the result is like drinking from a sweet spring without even a burp.
After a while, Cheng Yaojin strode back from outside, sat down on the stool angrily, and shouted: "We are ganging up to bully others, right? Well, I will fight you for three hundred rounds today, one against ten!"
He asked the waiter to fill up Fang Jun's wine, raised the glass and said: "You are like a coward. You are so frightened by others that you spend all day in seclusion. You hide in the academy and don't dare to see anyone. You can't wait to go to court." move the entire right The guards are standing by to block swords and arrows, but you dare to embarrass me? Come on, only one of us can go out vertically, and the other one can't get under the table, so it's not over!"
As he spoke, he drank a glass of wine in one gulp.
Fang Jun smiled bitterly and said: "Gong Lu is joking. It is said that it is easy to hide from open guns and hard to guard against hidden arrows. Who knows if there will be villains hiding in the dark, always waiting for a fatal blow to kill the junior? The junior is still young, We haven’t enjoyed enough of the wealth and wealth in this world, and we must not let it fall into the hands of villains. You said that I am timid and afraid of death, but I admit that I am just so cowardly!”
He raised his head and drank a glass of wine. After finishing the drink, he turned the glass upside down to show that no wine was left.
Cheng Yaojin is a scheming person, but he still has a forthright character at heart. Seeing Fang Jun being clean and tidy, he feels happy. His anger at having dirty hands after being "exposed" and urinating has also dissipated a lot. He fills the glass with Fang Jun. He drank another glass and said after finishing it: "You are a capable boy. If you can hold it up and put it down, you are a real hero. If at this moment you are still as arrogant and domineering as before." That's why I underestimated you. Guanlong's gang always talks about loyalty, and they seem to be upright men, but in fact they are the most insidious and cunning. How many people have been harmed by them in private over the years? It is the right thing to be useful and deal with such a bastard to the end. Being unruly and passionate is something only a fool would do."
He has always valued Fang Jun and regarded him as a nephew, but at this moment, his words clearly expressed his preferred position.
Fang Jun was secretly alarmed, knowing that Guan Long was at odds with other forces in the DPRK. Where the DPRK situation would develop, earth-shattering changes might suddenly happen... (End of Chapter)