Chapter 807: What a tiger and wolf word
In the audience, Xu Xu pursed her lips. She thought of the little hamsters she had raised, and then of her little fishes.
"What's wrong?" Lin Wanqing touched her hand.
"Promise to bully me!"
Lin Wanqing glanced at Xu and said, "I will avenge you."
"Yeah."
"How did he bully you?"
Xu was very angry, "I raised a lot of fish when I was a child. I asked Xunuo how to raise them. He said that there is a secret to raising fish, and you have to pay attention to one, three, five, and seven."
Lin Wanqing was puzzled, "Is there something wrong with this secret?"
Xu Xu gritted his teeth, "He said the first is to feed once a day, the third is to change the water every three days, the fifth is to wash the fish tank every five days, and the seventh is to change the fish every seven days."
Lin Wanqing held back her laughter, "That's too much. I'll ask him to apologize to you later."
Xu Xu became even more angry, "Later, all the fish I raised died, and then I bought a lot more fish, and then he said he would help me raise them."
"Then what?" Lin Wanqing probably guessed what Xu Nuo did.
"Later I discovered that the little fish had lived for a long time. Before I could be happy, I discovered that those fish were all newly bought by him and had been replaced several times!"
Lin Wanqing couldn't hold it in anymore, "This..."
It's hard to hold back. You can imagine how much of a blow Xu Xu's young mind suffered.
The old couple pretended not to hear and listened to the music attentively, "This music is really beautiful."
"Yes, this erhu is quite good."
The song "Ode to Buried Flowers" ended with thunderous applause, and the audience stopped clamoring for another song.
Xu Nuo did not accept an interview, but took his family to a restaurant that had been booked in advance. His parents, sister, sister-in-law Lin Wanqing, and nephew, a family of seven, sat in the highest restaurant in Shanghai, looking out the window. The night scene is much more fragrant than any interview.
"Uncle, uncle, the moon!" Lin Jinran was lying on the edge of the window, looking at the crescent moon outside the window and shouting loudly.
Lin Wanqing's sister-in-law had already acquiesced to this title. When the old couple heard it, they looked at each other in a tacit understanding and pretended not to hear.
"We are on the 120th floor, more than 500 meters away. It is the highest restaurant in China." Xu Nuo picked up Xiao Lin Jinran and asked him to reach for the moon in the sky.
"Do you like it?"
"Porridge!" Lin Jinran stretched out his arms to reach up.
"If you like it, you can be an astronaut when you grow up and fly to the moon. Maybe you can even see Chang'e. Chang'e is very beautiful."
I thought Lin Jinran would be interested in Chang'e, but the little guy turned his head and looked at Lin Wanqing, "Auntie, you are beautiful!"
Everyone laughed, and Xu Nuo couldn't help laughing. The little kid's skills in flirting with girls were perfected.
With just this sentence, Lin Wanqing was able to pamper him for the rest of her life.
"Hahaha, our Xiaoqing is beautiful, even more beautiful than Chang'e."
Mom transformed into a bragging party and pulled Lin Wanqing to praise her.
"Hey, some people still think about Chang'e every day." Xu Xu held up his chin and sighed.
Lin Wanqing blinked slightly, "I believe him, he won't do that."
Xu Nuo breathed a sigh of relief. There are all kinds of reasons for women to be jealous. Not to mention other women, it is not impossible to be jealous of Chang'e.
"I know my brother very well. Maybe Chang'e also has long legs." Xu Xu added.
Lin Wanqing said softly: "As a man, it's normal to have some hobbies, and I won't blame him."
As soon as these words came out, the seven people, except Lin Jinran, who had a bigger fart, all looked at Xu Nuo with a little unkind look.
Xu Nuo had a dark look on his face.
This sister can’t take it anymore, and this girlfriend should also get two shots.
"Mom and Dad, this number has been cancelled. I think you can hurry up and have a third child." Xu Nuo looked serious.
Xu Chengwen chuckled and said the word "go away".
Xu was allowed to retaliate wildly, and under her leadership, the atmosphere became cheerful.
Everyone enjoyed their meal, except for Promise.
A good meal turned into the promised black history conference.
The old couple had nothing to do, digging through Xu Nuo's dark history from childhood to adulthood.
"He was so brave when he was a child that he said he was brave and went to a haunted house with his classmates. He was so frightened that he cried and went to the police to report that there was a ghost there."
"Another time, it snowed in Jiangcheng. He had a sudden idea and asked his friends to build him into a snowman. As a result, his nose froze and he almost froze to death if people didn't notice something was wrong with him."
"If you go to the countryside and have fun with other people's little local dogs, you have to follow them..."
"Another time he wet the bed and secretly used a hair dryer to dry the quilt. He almost burned the quilt. It was very funny..."
Xu Nuo interrupted her expressionlessly: "Mom, you've said it hundreds of times."
My mother smiled from ear to ear, "It was so joyful at that time, so silly and so fun."
Lin Wanqing looked at Xu Nuo and nodded in agreement, "It's fun now."
!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
The private room suddenly became quiet.
Xu Xu's eyes were bright and he looked back and forth between the two of them. Mom: o(Д)っ!
Lao Xu: ミД彡
Song Qiaomu: [●｀●]
"Ahem, come and eat vegetables." Lao Xu came back to his senses and greeted everyone to eat vegetables.
Only then did Lin Wanqing realize that what she had just said was very ambiguous.
It’s fun, I’m not talking about this fun!
No, I have to explain it.
"Well, what I'm talking about is that Xu Nuo is usually very funny, especially funny."
Everyone was stunned, (；OдO)
The key word captured by my mother is "normal".
She opened her mouth wide, not knowing what to say.
"Uh, no, I mean he usually likes to do things, especially funny ones." Lin Wanqing explained while stepping on Xu Nuo under the table.
Mom nodded fiercely, "Yes, yes, he is usually very funny."
Only with permission, he looked at the two of them with very connotative eyes.
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Although she has no experience, she still has a lot of knowledge. Those best friends are better at talking and chatting than each other.
Everyone else also breathed a sigh of relief and tacitly skipped the topic.
If you continue talking, it will not end well.
A meal costing more than 30,000 yuan, promised to be tasteless and tasteless, and his legs were probably bruised. The woman was really ruthless, cruel and unreasonable.
"Let's go home." As soon as Xu Nuo finished saying this, he froze in place.
This time both families are here, and it is not suitable for anyone to stay in the hotel. This is not a matter of money, but mainly because both families feel that they are closer to each other if they live at home.
The problem came, Lin Wanqing's house had three bedrooms and one living room, which was not suitable for living.
In fact, he and Lin Wanqing could live in the same room. But the problem was that as mentioned before, they slept separately.
No matter what the matter is, in short, everyone says so, face projects must be implemented.
Xu Xu glanced at him and knew exactly what he was thinking, so he came to the rescue and said: "Sister-in-law, I will sleep with you tonight and let my brother sleep on the sofa."
"Okay, but Jinran will be noisy at night, and I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep well."
"It's okay, I won't have class tomorrow." Xu Xu teased Lin Jinran and secretly winked at Xu Nuo.
Xu Nuo instantly understood what she meant, "I've left Sister Lin with you, you can figure it out yourself." ’
Just figure it out, figure it out.
Xu Nuo greeted, "Let's go then. I'll sleep on the sofa tonight, and my parents will sleep in my room."
Of course, the old couple would not say anything. Even if they promised to sleep in the same room with Lin Wanqing every day, they would not say that they would sleep together tonight. This is basic etiquette.
When he arrived at Lin Wanqing's house, he promised to help tidy up the house and then brought the old couple into the room.
As soon as my mother entered the room, she looked around, and then she and Lao Xu looked at each other tacitly, pretending that they didn't find anything.
According to Xu, this is the room where he usually sleeps.
But they could tell at a glance that this room was unpopular, that is, it had no human touch.
The feeling of a house that is often occupied by people is completely different from that of a house that is unoccupied. Even if the floor has been cleaned and the quilts on the bed are new and sun-dried, this feeling will still exist.
When I looked at another room, it turned out to be unpopular.
When Lin Wanqing took them to visit, they were keen to discover some little-known details, such as two short hairs on the edge of the bed, two pillows at different heights, two pairs of slippers in the bathroom... etc. These little details.
Neither of them said anything. It was fine for them to know about this kind of thing. They definitely couldn't talk about it, otherwise Xiaolin would probably be shy.
After everyone finished cleaning up and went to bed, Xu Nuo lay down on the sofa and started to get entangled looking at the dark ceiling.
Today I was still thinking about punishing Lin Wanqing. Should I go now or not?
Allowing this stumbling block, she moved herself into her sister-in-law's room. Lin Wanqing would be alone in the house.
After thinking for a while, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Lin Wanqing: [Are you asleep? 】
Three minutes passed and there was no movement.
He tiptoed to his mother's door, leaned against the door and listened for a while. He vaguely heard Lao Xu's snoring, probably sleeping. Then he ran to Xu's door and listened to the sounds inside.
Xu Nuo made preparations, stuffed a few pillows under the quilt on the sofa, and arranged the slippers, pretending that he was lying on the quilt.
Finally, he held his breath and moved step by step to the door of the master bedroom, wrapped a towel around the door handle, and turned it gently. The door lock clicked, and Lin Wanqing indeed left the door open for him.
Xu Nuo's heart skipped a beat and he pushed the door gently. The door made a tiny creaking sound. Xu Nuo quickly stopped and looked around like a thief for a while before holding on to the door and carefully pushing it open.
It felt like she was having an affair, and Xu Nuo felt that her heart was beating much faster.
Opening the door, closing the door, and then locking it, after this set of procedures, a layer of sweat broke out on Xu Nuo's forehead, which was more tiring than being an agent.
Turning around, Lin Wanqing was leaning on the bed, looking at him with a half-smile, "You are very courageous."
"It's not the door you left for me."
"I forgot to lock it." Lin Wanqing pouted.
"If you don't lock it, you invite me."
"Bah, who invited you, Se embryo, get out."
Xu Nuo smiled and let out a laugh like a big bad wolf, "It's easy to get in, but it's hard to get out."
"Keep your voice down, eh..."
(End of chapter)