Chapter 297 "I have the strongest feces in the universe!"

Chapter 297 "I have the strongest feces in the universe!"

"Souls of the dead?"

Teddy immediately looked around for a while. Well, there were a lot of corpses in this poor place, and it was normal for souls to stay. But he didn't expect that he would be saved by this little guy who could only cry.

Bang——

As the Holy Lord was suddenly knocked away, Teddy and others who were suspended in the air by magic also lost their support and fell to the ground one after another.

Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible were also freed from their mouse and puppy forms and returned to their normal human forms.

"My dear, just wait here, I'm going to teach that cunning loach a lesson!"

"Stop talking nonsense and come together!"

The couple was obviously filled with anger, and as soon as they recovered their bodies, they were eager to teach the Holy Lord a lesson.

Mr. Incredible's legs were slightly bent, and an invisible force suddenly gathered around him. The metal fragments under his feet seemed to be pulled by this force, and they were suspended in the air.

boom--!

He stamped on the ground violently, and the powerful force caused cracks in the ground of the entire launch tower. The cracks spread to every corner like a spider web, and he was ejected instantly like an arrow from a string!

"Thank you for your generous gift."

Teddy, who was knocked away by the air current, looked shocked. He originally thought that the big guy was just stronger, but now it seems that he had obviously underestimated his strength.

At the same time, Elastigirl first pierced the wall with her arms, and then automatically extended her arms to a length of more than ten meters, tightly clasping the hole.

She retreated rapidly, like a bowstring being stretched to its limit. When she let go, her whole body was ejected by the reaction force. She was so fast that she disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

".What a confident couple."

Teddy and Yumi looked at each other, and both saw suspicion in each other's eyes.

Infinite strength and a rubber man. Such a combination does not look like it can defeat the Holy Lord.

"Forget it, even if those two people can only temporarily contain the Holy Lord, they have helped a lot."

Teddy jumped up from the ground and came to the child with the ability to travel through time and space.

The child was obviously exhausted and was falling into a deep sleep after experiencing the energy extraction from the electric chair.

"Crack!"

"Wake up now, you bastard!"

Teddy raised his hand and slapped him away. After the other person opened his eyelids blankly, he asked in a deep voice: "What's your name?"

"Number 55." The black-haired boy was obviously not fully awake yet, with a bit of confusion in his voice.

"No one cares what your name is! Bang——"

As soon as Teddy finished asking his name, Curly Arm struck back again!

He grabbed No. 5's collar tightly, took advantage of the opportunity that he was restrained in the electric chair and could not use his abilities, put on a fierce look, and said in a low and serious voice: "Boy, you must have realized that the man named Saint It will be easy for the Lord's men to catch you."

No. 5 nodded repeatedly, recalling the horrific scene where the Holy Lord easily controlled everyone and even turned them into cats and dogs, and his heart was still filled with fear.

"I won't beat around the bush." ​​Teddy continued, "Although the couple looked aggressive just now, they will probably be defeated by the Holy Lord soon. When the time comes, do you think you kids can win from the Holy Lord? Escape from the hands? ”

This time, not only No. 5, but the other six children also shook their heads, their eyes full of nervousness and fear.

"OK"

Seeing this, Teddy clapped his hands heavily, pointed at No. 5 and said seriously, "So, you should understand what you have to do now, right? Bring back the man you sent away before. Only he has the ability to fight against it." Holy Lord, save you from that bastard!”

No. 5 nodded his head heavily, but then his expression showed embarrassment again.

He licked his lips and said with some embarrassment: "Actually, I also wanted to find my uncle quickly, but at that time I just opened a door to time and space and didn't know where he went. If I want to find him, I You have to search slowly, place by place.”

".Fake!"

Teddy slapped his forehead suddenly, suppressing the urge to beat the other person violently, and gritted his teeth and said: "Then why don't you go find it quickly!"

As he said that, he turned off the switch of the electric chair, but just when No. 5 was about to launch the time travel, Teddy suddenly pulled him back, interrupting the guy's spellcasting.

He shouted Venom's name several times toward the outside of the tower, and after a while, a thick substance like petroleum slid in.

"Hey guys, it's me"

"Stop explaining, you coward!"

Teddy didn't have the patience to listen to his explanation. He pointed directly at No. 5 and said to Venom: "Parasite in this kid's body and monitor him to find Lango. If this little bastard dares to be passive or run away, kill him directly." All the internal organs were eaten!”

Venom, who was still shy at first, his eyes suddenly lit up with surprise after hearing this. This guy drooled when he looked at No. 5 with thin skin and tender flesh, "Don't worry, man, what I love most is the heart, liver, spleen and stomach of these children." Kidney!”

After saying that, before No. 5 could resist, the venom burst out and entered his body along his nostrils.

"Ah ah help!"

Number 5 jumped up and down in fear, and even stretched out his fingers to dig at his throat in an attempt to spit out the venom.

When Teddy saw this, he said angrily: "Don't waste your efforts, get out of here and get Lango back! Mom, if it wasn't an emergency, I would have let the venom eat one of your eggs!"

"No, no! I'm going to find Lango now!"

Number 5 was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his head and left everyone's sight with a "whoosh" sound.

Teddy spat on the ground dissatisfied, and then glanced at the other six people.

"Don't be idle, you guys. The four of you who got the Holy Lord's Talisman should hurry over and help the super couple. The other two will help with the situation. It will take a little time," he said.

"Okay!" The six people responded, eagerly aiming in the direction of the Holy Lord's flight, and ran out in unison.

At this time, Youmi looked at Teddy who had his hands on his hips and looked confident, and couldn't help but look at him a few more times. She suddenly discovered that Teddy sometimes had some ideas.

On the other side, outside the transmitter tower.

The Holy Lord rubbed his waist painfully and slowly got up from the ground. His face became extremely ugly at this moment, and his already yellow head looked even more yellow.

What a hell!

His great plan was ruined by a young boy!

"Damn you bastards, after I drain all their spiritual energy, I will eat them alive!" The Holy Lord roared, rising into the air, preparing to return to the launch tower.

But at this moment, an explosion of airflow suddenly sounded in the distance!

In his sight, a bald head flew towards him like a meteor, and finally hit him hard in the face!

"Cunning villain! You must die!"

Mr. Neng roared angrily, and after a headbutt, he clenched his fists and smashed the Holy Lord's chest from top to bottom!

"Poof——"

This blow seemed ordinary, but it made the Holy Master, an ancient great demon, spit out acid at the mouth, and his sternum actually dented! "Holy shit, you bastard, are you so cruel?" the Holy Lord wailed, and with a sudden flick of his tail, Mr. Incredible flew away from him.

He got up from the ground, his chest glowed with milky white light, and his injuries recovered instantly.

"You heartless guys!" The Holy Lord pointed angrily at Mr. Incredible, who was thrown into the air, and instantly controlled him in mid-air.

He roared angrily: "I just turned you into cats and dogs, but you actually want to kill me?!"

The next moment, the Holy Lord opened his five fingers, and Mr. Incredible, who was being held in the air, suddenly felt as if his limbs were being torn apart by an invisible force, twisting in the opposite direction.

But although this force is extremely powerful, it is not enough to harm Mr. Incredible, who possesses super strength.

"Hmph!"

Mr. Incredible groaned, and the muscles in his limbs instantly swelled, like Popeye who had eaten spinach.

The Holy Lord, who was about to control the floating force to tear apart Mr. Incredible's limbs, changed his expression. The opponent's strength was indeed astonishing. It was not easy to defeat this stupid big man easily when he was on guard.

But as the overlord of the world in ancient times, even if one move fails, he still has the second and third move

A monkey pattern flashed across his pupils, and a golden light burst out from his fingertips.

"I'm going to turn you into an ant and crush you hard!"

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After the Lord finished speaking, the laser from his fingertips shot out, accurately hitting Mr. Incredible who was still in a stalemate with him in the air.

Bang——!

The next second, the laser shot empty!

Mr. Incredible, who was originally suspended in the air, had been pulled aside by an outstretched arm. Before the Holy Master could react, a hand had broken out of the ground and grabbed his ankle tightly!

The Holy Lord looked down and his expression instantly became extremely ferocious.

Is this couple finished?

He roared angrily, and five sharp claws flashing with cold light suddenly swung towards Elastigirl's arm below.

But then, something unexpected happened!

When those sharp claws that could easily tear apart steel touched Elastigirl's arm, it was like hitting an invisible spring and was instantly bounced away!

The Holy Lord waved his claws again in disbelief, but still could not cause any damage to the arm. Every time the claws made contact, it seemed to be bounced back by some mysterious force. The speed was so fast that he was shocked.

"What kind of nonsense are these super powers?!"

When the Holy Lord was shocked, the arm that grabbed his ankle quickly wrapped around him like a python, binding him tightly with no less than a hundred turns.

Seeing this, Holy Lord angrily tried to rise into the sky, trying to fly into the air to break free from Elastigirl's restraints.

But as soon as his body flew dozens of meters away, it suddenly stopped in the air as if being pulled by an invisible force!

He frowned and looked at the ground, only to see that Elastigirl's body had been stretched hundreds of meters, one arm was tightly wrapped around him, and the other arm was firmly grasped by Mr. Incredible.

In the face of Mr. Incredible's astonishing power, the Holy Lord could no longer move forward and could only float helplessly in the air like a kite pulled by a string.

Although the Holy Master was a little aggrieved, looking at the two couples below who were also unable to move and could only passively wrestle with him, he snorted coldly and still showed a confident smile on his lips.

Although these two people's methods should not be underestimated, they do not have any long-range attack capabilities. In his eyes, they are no different from living targets.

Thinking of this, he raised his spirits and once again condensed the deformation rays on his fingertips.

But today he seemed to have bad luck. He was interrupted twice inside the tower from pulling the wrench, and twice outside the tower he was interrupted from firing the deformation ray.

Buzz—!

Two laser rays from the distance hit his head quickly, not only interrupting his transformation rays, but also knocking him back to the ground.

Before the Holy Master could take a breath, a fireball burning with blazing flames fell from the sky and crashed on him, instantly triggering a powerful explosion that turned hundreds of meters around into scorched earth.

The next second, the orangutan boy named Luther from before rushed forward with another strange roar.

At this moment, the muscles all over his body were swollen, and his strength was visible to the naked eye. He punched out, bringing up several strong air currents. The Holy Lord's jaw was instantly shattered and he flew out.

"Fake, you bastards, you actually used my spell to deal with me!" The Holy Master cursed at the people in front of him as he flew.

Fortunately, as long as the horse charm and dog charm are there, no matter how serious the injury is, he will recover instantly and will be immortal!

But at this moment, a hypnotic voice suddenly sounded in the empty air.

"Take out all your charms and give them to us."

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While everyone was fighting fiercely with the Holy Lord, there was a completely different planet an incalculable light-year and latitude away from here.

On this planet, Lango is sitting at a dining table made of metal plates, holding a knife and fork in his hand, waiting expectantly for the meal that is about to be served.

After being caught by the child's hand in the launch tower, when he came back to his senses, he was already on a desolate red planet.

The surface is either a large red desert, or gravel and solidified lava flows.

He wandered alone in this desolate land for four or five days, not even seeing a living thing, let alone people.

But luckily, just when he didn't know what to do, a somewhat damaged spaceship suddenly appeared in front of him. Beside the ship, a human in a space suit was jumping around and busy, seemingly doing something. What operation are you doing?

When he discovered himself, the astronaut was terrified at first. He could not imagine why someone could survive in space wearing only short sleeves.

But after confirming that Lango had no ill intentions, the astronaut became enthusiastic again, invited him into the cabin as a guest, and promised to prepare a sumptuous meal for him.

"Call"

Lango whistled and happily waited for the delicious food that the other party was about to present. He had been hungry for four or five days, and it was time for a full meal.

Not long after, an ordinary-looking man came over. He smiled triumphantly at Lango, and then showed the dinner plate behind him.

However, when Lango saw what was on the plate, the anticipation on his face froze instantly.

He asked the man as if confirming: "Is this the feast you are talking about? Steamed mashed potatoes?!"

"Don't be like this, man, do you know how difficult it is to grow potatoes in this damn place?" the man replied with some dissatisfaction.

"Well, you're right. Sorry, I was a little rude." Lange smiled apologetically, then picked up the spoon and took a big mouthful of it without hesitation.

He nodded repeatedly while chewing, "Yes, although the taste is a bit bland, the texture and flavor are indeed unique."

As he spoke, he speeded up his eating and asked curiously: "But, how do you grow potatoes here? Are they space seeds specially developed by your technicians?"

Hearing this, the man suddenly raised his eyebrows proudly and started to show off: "I raised the temperature of the constant-temperature cabin of the spacecraft, and then used the feces I accumulated over time as fertilizer. In this way, I can harvest in a month. A bucket full of potatoes. WhatcanIsay? I have the best shit in the universe!"

"."

Lango's swallowing movement suddenly stopped and he looked at the man next to him with a public face. He couldn't help but fall into silence.

(End of chapter)