Chapter 299 Lango loves to play with dogs (daily)
"Stop! No. 626!"
"You must be tried by an interstellar court!"
"Believe me, baby, you are my greatest creation. If there was no way out, I would not leave you to those guys!"
The speaker was a creature with a bloated body and a lavender-colored skin.
Three silver hairs stood stubbornly on his smooth head, which were like antennas to receive signals from the universe. Of course, the most eye-catching thing was the four eyes on his forehead - two big and two small, arranged in a strange way. People are amazed.
At this moment, he was holding a laser gun, simulating the sound of "biubiubiu" in his mouth, and continuously fired laser beams at the flexible blue koala in front of him, but they were all avoided by the opponent with incredible agility.
"One-eyed thunderbolt!"
He turned around and shouted to his partner next to him, "Why are you still aiming one eye so far away? Can you be on point?!"
"It's my turn to say this to you, Jianba. You can't aim accurately with all four of your eyes. How dare you say this to me?"
The one-eyed thunderbolt is a guy whose size and number of eyes are inversely proportional to his. Not only does his head only have one big eye that occupies half of the area, but his body is also as thin as a noodle, as if the wind You'll be blown away as soon as you arrive.
The identities of these two people are very special. Jumba is a famous evil scientist in the interstellar world. He has devoted his whole life to the great cause of creation. Every experimental product he created by himself is famous, especially the one that is escaping in front of him—— Test item No. 626.
This is the most complete of all his test subjects. While possessing a variety of powerful strength and agility, it also has a strong desire for destruction.
But an accident caused No. 626 to escape from the laboratory and caused huge chaos in the Interstellar Alliance, thus attracting a wanted man from the Interstellar Alliance.
Even Jumba, the creator, had to pilot a spaceship himself across the stars to pursue this little guy full of destructive desires.
The other One-Eyed Thunderbolt is a supervisor sent by the Interstellar Alliance. After all, Jianba's reputation has never been very good, and he needs a public official to monitor whether this guy has absconded in fear of crime.
In this way, the two of them ate and slept in the open, and after untold hardships, they finally succeeded in capturing No. 626 not long ago.
But just as they were preparing to return, No. 626's resistance in the spacecraft triggered a fierce battle.
Laser bullets flew across the sky, and the spacecraft was eventually scrapped. The three of them accidentally fell into a wormhole, and when they reappeared, they were already on the red planet.
"No. 626! Believe me, little one, we are just taking you back to court! There is no harm done!"
One-Eyed Thunderbolt breathlessly tried to persuade No. 626, who was still jumping up and down to flee in the distance, but the other party would not listen to them. He did not even look back and was determined to get rid of them.
"Damn it."
Breathing heavily, he bent down, put his hands on his knees, and cast an angry look at Jianba: "It's all your fault, you four-eyed monster. If you hadn't been tinkering with those evil inventions all day long, we wouldn't be here!"
"Hey, please be polite, One-Eye, I'm a victim too, okay?" Jianba retorted.
"You're a piece of shit! If you can't get away with your crime, you'll be waiting to go to jail when you return to the Star Alliance!"
"That wormhole is not marked in the voyage book. Who knows where we are now, maybe we can't go back."
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The two were silent for a moment, and finally due to lack of physical strength, they sat directly in the red desert and started chatting.
The spacecraft has been scrapped, and the planet seems to have no signs of life. It is not too late to take a break and then pursue No. 626.
However, at this moment, No. 626, who had disappeared, suddenly ran back with a strange scream, running quickly on four legs, his face full of nervousness and panic.
"Haha, this guy seems to be scared!"
Jumba climbed up from the ground excitedly, opening his arms to welcome the little guy in the distance, "Come back, my child! Return to your creator! I will..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly choked.
Under the gaze of four eyes, a man appeared in the sky.
"Why does this guy look so weird? Have you ever seen a life like this in the Star Alliance?"
"Well, it seems like they are from Earth, but"
One-eyed Thunderbolt stared at the shirtless man above, wearing only a pair of jeans, and swallowed unconsciously, "This guy's figure is really pleasing to the eye, and he's also handsome. Oh, look, he's got bulging eyes." It’s so light!”
"Crazy, my cat's eyes can also glow, what's so big about it."
Jianba waved his hand disapprovingly, but then, two red lasers shot out from the man's eyes and accurately hit the ground in front of Jianba. The sand grains were instantly burned and evaporated into blue smoke.
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Jianba and One-Eye looked at each other in confusion. After being stunned for a while, they both screamed in horror.
"Run away!"
"Damn it, why can the natives of this abandoned planet not only fly but also shoot lasers?!"
They didn't care about catching the experimental subject anymore, and rolled to the ground to prepare to escape back into the spacecraft.
But before they took a few steps, two laser beams were shot from the sky, drawing a long straight line three centimeters in front of their feet.
A man's low warning voice came from above: "If you dare to take another step forward, you will shoot something other than sand."
The two of them froze in place for an instant, not daring to move any further.
The blue koala behind also stopped and looked fearfully at the man above with his arms crossed.
When the man appeared just now, he wanted to scare him away by showing his teeth, but unexpectedly, lasers shot out of the man's eyes, almost frying them.
Soon, Lango slowly landed from the ground.
At the same time, Mark, who was watching the show in the spaceship, also drove a survey vehicle and wore a spacesuit, jumping four or five meters and arrived here.
The two of them looked at the three tall, short, fat and thin guys in front of them. Although they didn't know what race they were, they were obviously not human beings.
It was like they were playing with "wooden figures". Their raised feet dared not come down. Their strange faces were full of bitterness, and only their eyes kept turning, revealing deep fear.
Lango and Mark exchanged a look, and then burst into laughter in unison.
Lango picked up a helmet from the survey vehicle, put it on and joked to Mark:
"Brother, this universe of yours is too weird. Look what all this stuff is."
"Hahaha, this is the first time I have seen such a funny-looking space monster. I thought all the monsters in the universe were like those in the movie "Alien"."
"It's a small scene. If you want to see an alien one day, just tell me. I've visited the alien's lair!"
"Okay. Wait? Is there really an alien?!" Jumba eavesdropped on the conversation between the two, secretly alert in his heart, and quietly reached out to his waist, where his laser weapon was hidden.
But just when he was about to grasp the handle of the gun, a joking voice suddenly came from the front.
"Man, are you trying to shoot me with a gun?"
Lango took off his helmet. Although the surface of Mars where they were located was far from a vacuum environment, the atmosphere here was mainly composed of 95% carbon dioxide. This gas molecule can effectively absorb sound wave vibrations, allowing sound to propagate on Mars. The distance is very limited.
Therefore, every time he and Mark go out for reconnaissance, they must use communication helmets to communicate so that Mark can hear clearly.
But this physical rule seems to be only valid for ordinary people.
The three monsters in front of me that appeared out of nowhere could accurately capture every word he said, and they could even understand it.
"I'm sorry!"
After One-Eyed Thunderbolt heard Lango's words, he immediately slapped away Jumba's hand holding the gun, bent his body at 90 degrees, and said sincerely: "We are commissioners sent by the Interstellar Alliance, specifically to capture fugitives. , and have no intention of invading your planet!”
"That's right, if you want to blame, just blame him." Jumba pointed at No. 626 behind him who was grinning at him, and said fearfully: "He is the fugitive. One-Eye and I are both good people."
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After hearing this, Lango did not respond immediately. Instead, he put on his helmet again and discussed with Mark.
A few minutes later, Lango pointed to Mark's spacecraft and waved to them, motioning for them to follow.
The result of the discussion between him and Mark was very simple. Rango thought it was too boring and it would be good to have a few more guys to relieve his boredom. Mark simply thought that more people would lead to more excrement.
This guy never forgot his Martian potato harvest
Under the urging of Lange's kick, several people quickly returned to the cabin of the spacecraft.
Jumba and One-Eyed looked at each other. Unlike the heartless No. 626, they were both experienced veterans who had been in the Star Alliance for countless years. The other party took them back to the cabin without saying a word. Look at this posture, and then The next step will definitely be a brutal interrogation session.
Here, Lange and Mark were planning to prepare some food and sit down and chat with them. Suddenly, there were two "dong dong" sounds behind them.
I saw the four-eyed monster and the one-eyed dragon kneeling on the ground, clutching their legs tightly, and begging with tears:
"I say, I say! I say everything!"
"Don't kill me, I'm just an ordinary space civil servant!"
Lange scratched his head in confusion. He never said he wanted to kill them from beginning to end.
Also, how dare you be so cowardly as to be able to catch fugitives across the star field in a spaceship?
What are the things in this interstellar alliance?
"You guys get up first, who said I'm going to kill you." Lango replied angrily.
But the two men shook their heads and refused to let go of the hands holding their legs.
Seeing this, Lange couldn't help but shrugged at Mark, and then curled his lips helplessly and said: "Then just say what you want to say"
Hearing this, Jianba pushed away the One-Eyed Thunderbolt who was eager to speak, and took the lead, as if to show his goodwill, and began to explain the origins and identities of them.
Although this guy looked bloated and bulky, he was very eloquent, and it didn't take long for him to explain all the ins and outs.
Coupled with the addition of One-Eyed Thunderbolt, Rango and Mark quickly understood the current situation.
"Well..."
Lange touched his chin, frowned and said, "So you guys fell into a wormhole because the spacecraft lost control, and then you came here?"
"That's right! All of this was an accident." Jianba nodded repeatedly.
"But you just said that this little guy is a vicious criminal?" Lange pointed to the blue koala (No. 626) who was looking around in the spacecraft and stretching out his paws to scratch his ears from time to time.
Although this thing looks a little weird, it doesn't look like a criminal in any way.
"It's guaranteed to be replaced if it's fake!" Jianba explained quickly, with a hint of urgency in his tone, "This little guy is my test subject No. 626. You may not think it looks cute, but when I created it, It is implanted with a very strong desire for destruction, and it is almost useless except for destruction. If you leave it alone, your spaceship will be torn to pieces in less than half an hour!"
"No way, such an exaggeration?" Mark was obviously in disbelief. He waved his hand, then bent down and stretched out his hand towards No. 626, with a gentle smile like a dog training on his face: "Here, shake one Hands, let’s make friends.”
".Roar!"
No. 626's mouth suddenly opened, and with a snap, he bit Mark's hand directly!
"Ouch! This dog really bites!"
Mark stood up suddenly in pain, shaking his hands wildly by his side, trying to break away from No. 626's bite.
But No. 626 seemed to have gone crazy, clinging to it and grinning in an extremely fierce manner.
Lango, who originally planned to watch the excitement from the sidelines, couldn't sit still. He kept a lot of strange creatures at home, but he had never seen such a violent creature.
So, he directly kicked the little guy away.
Before it landed, Lango's eyes had already burst out with two blazing gazes, which struck directly on its chest, knocking it hard against the wall.
"Roar——!"
Enraged by this blow, No. 626 seemed to have completely unleashed his inner ferocity.
It roared and rushed towards Lango desperately, completely different from its previous appearance outside.
Lango rushed forward without any hesitation, quickly stretched out his wrist, and accurately grasped the little guy's neck!
"I have a lot of monsters in my house that are more ferocious than you, so I don't believe I can cure you!"
With that said, Lange raised his hand and slapped him, causing No. 626 to have stars in his eyes and look at him blankly.
After No. 626 came to his senses, the fangs in his mouth and the claws on his hands and feet stretched out again, waving to tear Rango's arm apart.
Unfortunately, two laser beams were quickly shot out of Lango's eyes.
Everyone only heard the crisp cutting sounds.
In the blink of an eye, No. 626's fierce claws and fangs were cut off by the laser, and he could only weakly slap Lango's arm with his fleshy palm to show resistance.
Boom!
Lange struck out with a bang, knocking the guy unconscious with a bang.
He threw this thing to Mark and snorted coldly: "Lock it up and starve it for a few days. When will it dare not bare its teeth at others?"
At this time, looking at Lango's familiar animal training routine, Jianba couldn't help but murmur in his heart.
He scratched his head, and a thought flashed through his mind: There are still a lot of disobedient test subjects in his laboratory. Why don't you also find someone to send them to Lange to help train them?
(End of chapter)