Chapter 302 Don’t call me when you’re eating, I’ll come uninvited! (Daily)
"Hahaha, don't run, boy!"
"Fake, stay away from me, Rango, you are simply a pervert!"
In Nefermore College, thanks to Miss Pei's magical ability to travel back in time and space, the college has once again returned to its former tranquility and beauty.
Beside the pond, there are many students holding books in their hands, sitting on the grass, or talking softly. However, at this moment, their attention has already drifted away from the books, and instead focuses on the two people on the grass not far away. A figure was chasing madly, with a forced smile on his lips.
Teddy ran in panic, looking back in horror from time to time.
Following closely behind him was a little bear that looked exactly like him but was covered in blue fluff. He was chasing after him at an alarming speed, with an "evil" smile on his face.
"Hell! I'm a pure man! Rango, can't you turn into a cat and go play with Yumi?"
"Am I playing with her? I am being played with by her!"
Rango, who transformed into a blue teddy bear, couldn't help but think of Yuumi's appearance when she was in heat, and couldn't help but shudder.
Not long ago, after defeating the Holy Lord in the middle world, oh yes, it shouldn't be said to be a defeat. When Lango was about to use Atomic Fist Breath, the Holy Lord lost the balance of the tiger talisman and lost control of the internal talismans. There was no need for him to do anything. Those talismans Then it spewed out from the chest of the Holy Lord.
The Holy Lord who lost the talisman did not die, but turned into a golden stone sculpture of a coiled dragon.
Naturally, Lange pocketed all those charms as trophies.
In addition to the seven talismans representing giving life to still life, changing the nature of objects, controlling buoyancy, out-of-body experiences, self-healing, immortality, and extreme speed, Lango also took out the talismans from the hands of those children. He made a tiger charm and an ox charm that balance all the powers, and made them into a belt, tightly wrapped around his waist.
At first, he still looked down on the spells that the Holy Master took out and threw to those few brats, such as blasters and lasers. Lange's own attack methods were countless times stronger than these things.
There is also the invisibility. He has also personally experimented with it. It is said to be invisible, but it cannot hide its own aura, and if it is poured with paint, it will become visible. What kind of invisibility is this?
But it is worth mentioning that the Ox Talisman brought unexpected surprises to Lango.
The power of this talisman is far more than a simple sentence of "infinite power" can describe it. It can increase the user's own strength 600 times!
Ordinary people will increase their strength six hundred times when using it, and the same is true for superpowers.
Based on the power of Lango's current giant body and increased by another six hundred times, this power is simply beyond imagination.
Anyway, after he got the talisman, he had an arm-wrestle with Mr. Incredible, who had super strength. The final result was that Lango used the healing ability of the horse talisman to heal the opponent's easily broken arm.
Ever since, after destroying the launch tower with a nuclear explosion and returning from that world, Lango seemed to have opened the door to a new world.
He happily used the Rat Talisman every day to bring fresh life to the statues. Even the statue of Jesus was not spared. However, he did not rescue Jesus from the cross, but just listened to it every day with bad taste. The other party's helpless lamentation was a pleasure to him.
Soul leaving the body is also tried and tested. In Lange's view, this is a hiding skill more powerful than invisibility. Of course, the premise is that the body must be protected.
As for skills such as immortality and self-healing, for Lango, except for the slightly novelty of immortality, the rest are abilities he already possesses, so he did not pay too much attention to them.
But only the monkey charm that can transform him, others or even objects into animals at will can make Lango suffer a big sin.
Ever since Yumi discovered that Rango could freely transform into a blue male cat, the little kitten has been pestering Rango every night, rolling on him like a baby, staring at him expectantly with its big eyes, longing for him. Can turn into a cat, and then...
"Bah——!"
When Lango thought of this, he couldn't help but spit on the ground, and then a few golden cat hairs fell from his mouth...
Obviously when this little guy was first summoned, he was still so well-behaved and obedient
Lango shook his head and threw these distracting thoughts away. He stared at Teddy in front of him, and with a sudden pounce, he threw the kid to the ground.
"Come on, don't do it man, I'm really a male bear."
"Don't talk nonsense, I just want to have a good 'intimate' moment with you, haha."
From the perspective of the surrounding students, they could only see a blue teddy bear lying on Teddy's back, and it was shaking a few times in a playful manner.
At this time, by the window of a certain student dormitory, several children who witnessed this scene were all silent, looking at each other, not knowing what to do.
"Well Emma, does your uncle usually have this character?"
Vanya asked in a low voice towards Emma, who was sitting on the bed and petting the cat.
Emma looked up at the window, shrugged, and said nonchalantly: "You will get used to it gradually. He has a very weird personality, especially when he is with Teddy, he is simply a weirdo."
"Yeah, it's quite strange." The seven brothers and sisters nodded as they recalled Lango's behavior these days.
When Emma saw this, she immediately became displeased: "Watch your words. My uncle saved your lives. I am qualified to speak against him, but you are not!"
"Oh~"
When the seven brothers and sisters heard this, they quickly shrank their necks.
After the matter over there in the Middle Ages was resolved, Lango once asked about their life experiences.
After learning that they were all captured by Walter from different planets when they were babies, he took the initiative to lend a helping hand, invited them to come to Earth, and went through the enrollment procedures at Nefermore College.
Now, the seven brothers and sisters are all freshmen in this school, and their dormitory is right next to Emma.
Seeing these people acting cautiously as strangers, Emma wanted to comfort them, but she was in a very bad mood.
She didn't know what she thought of, so she pinched Yuumi's ears who were napping on her lap, and said angrily: "It's so unreasonable, even you have slept with my uncle, you are obviously a cat!"
Youmi blinked proudly: "But the owner was also a cat at the time. Everyone is a cat, so it doesn't feel weird."
"It's still weird! How can a person be attracted to a cat?"
Emma suddenly stopped mid-sentence. She looked at Yumi's anthropomorphic facial features and lazy temperament, and couldn't help but snorted.
First it was Mavis, then Yumi. Even she, a loyal fan of Rango, couldn't help but start to wonder if her uncle was a little perverted.
"Hey..."
Emma hugged Youmi and lay on the bed, sighing helplessly, "I'm really taking advantage of you, a little perverted cat." "."
The seven brothers and sisters who were staying in her dormitory immediately looked at each other after hearing this. Although they had just arrived in this world a few days ago, it seemed that the morality of this world was too broken now.
They couldn't help but whisper: "Why does it sound like Emma is also interested in Rango?"
"Yeah, I didn't expect Uncle Lango to be so decent, but"
"What are you muttering about?!" Emma turned her head suddenly and interrupted them seriously, "I have no blood relationship with Rango, okay? Even if I marry him in the future, it will be legal. Of course, I have to wait until I become an adult. Say it again.”
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Vaniya and others fell silent.
The seven brothers and sisters were immediately speechless. After looking at each other, they shook their heads and prepared to leave this embarrassing place and return to their dormitory.
They originally wanted to have a good relationship with Lango's niece, her future classmate, but they didn't expect to encounter something that would subvert their three views.
They began to regret following Lango here. If they had known this, they might as well have stayed in the original world.
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Just when they were thinking this, as soon as they opened the door, they bumped into Wednesday and others who came in.
The corridor was suddenly crowded with figures, large and small. Wednesday was holding the grinning Stitch, looking at them expressionlessly.
Behind her were the Sharon sisters, Jumba and One-Eyed Thunderbolt.
Unlike Rango, who likes docile and obedient partners, Wednesday seems to be particularly fond of little guys like Stitch who love to cause havoc and like to scare people.
In the past two days, she took Stitch to play in the forest all day long, destroying countless trees and wild animal nests.
She originally planned to pass them directly, but thinking of Lango's previous instructions, she nodded towards the new students.
Then, she raised her chin towards Emma, who was still lying on the bed, "Hey, Lango is ready to leave. Let me tell you, aren't you going to see him off?"
"Leaving now?" After hearing this, Emma immediately sat up from the bed and turned to look downstairs.
Sure enough, at this time, Lange had returned to his normal appearance and was talking to Principal Pei. Next to him stood the honest-looking Mark.
"Thank you principal for taking care of me these days." Lange said gratefully.
"You're too polite, Lango. That Walter last time, if it hadn't been for you, I really wouldn't have been able to stop him." Principal Pei responded.
After a few words of greeting, Lange gently bumped Mark who was standing aside with his shoulder, and asked with a smile: "I mentioned to you before, how do you think about the suggestion of opening aviation courses in schools? ”
When Principal Pei heard this question, he turned to look at Mark, who was standing next to Lange, looking a little uncomfortable, and then said with some embarrassment: "Most of our students here are under the age of fifteen, and their courses are mainly Basic cultural classes and some art classes. As for aviation courses..."
She looked embarrassed: "I think the school board may not agree to this proposal. After all, students already find the existing courses very difficult, plus the additional expenses..."
"What? Not willing?" Lange's voice suddenly dropped, looking a little unhappy, "Who doesn't want you to tell me his address? I will go and talk to him personally! Damn Fake, I saved you like this Many students, even if you don’t give me money, you still don’t want me to contribute to the education cause?”
"No, don't do this." Principal Pei quickly dissuaded Lango, and then promised, "Since it is your request, then I will agree on behalf of the school board to let Mr. Mark come to our school to serve as a tutor for the aeronautical engineering course."< br>
"How can I have enough tutors?" Lange seemed dissatisfied with this arrangement. "At the very least, I need to be given a professional title, or become a vice principal, right?"
Principal Pei just smiled and did not answer. Seeing this, Lange shrugged, and then whispered to Mark: "Did you hear that, brother? You are already a great teacher now. Forget those potatoes, teach these 'monster' students well, and train a few more Transhuman astronauts come out”
Mark looked at Principal Pei's exquisite face and elegant temperament, smiled shyly, and then asked with some confusion: "I have no objection to being a teacher, but why an aviation teacher?"
"What else do you do besides this?" Lange joked, "Is it possible to teach students to grow potatoes?"
"I..." Mark was speechless. "I have a PhD in hydrology, soil science and environmental science from Stanford University! Otherwise, why do you think I can grow potatoes on Mars?"
Lange was stunned, but looking at Principal Pei who had walked away, he could only persuade him helplessly: "Teaching is secondary. If you can catch this woman, let alone go to space, Jurassic you Everyone can go!”
"How can anyone like me?" Mark muttered and shook his head, then hugged Lange forcefully and said seriously: "Although I still don't know who you are, I can tell that you You are doing some amazing things. Come on, man, come and see me when you have time.”
"Haha, of course. Don't think about getting rid of me so easily." Lange hammered Mark on the back, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
At this time, Emma and others, including the seven brothers and sisters, all gathered here.
Although they felt a little embarrassed about some of Lango's unique preferences, they were filled with deep gratitude to him. Therefore, they all came forward and hugged Lango goodbye.
"You must take good care of yourself and treat this place as your home." Lange patted their shoulders, and then turned his eyes to Emma, who was looking at him reluctantly.
He coughed lightly and said sternly: "From now on, in school, you must abide by the school rules and stop making trouble. I have already communicated with Principal Pei. If you act out of line again, don't blame me for being rude. Directly I’ll lock you up for a month!”
When Emma heard this, although she rolled her eyes in dissatisfaction, she did not talk back this time. She pouted and nodded, then walked forward and gave Lango a warm hug.
Then, Lango gave some instructions to the Sharon sisters. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly saw the little wolf girl named Enid appearing out of nowhere and looking at him with a bright smile. Lango smiled and nodded to her and said hello.
In the end, Rango brought Teddy, Youmi, Jumba and One-Eye, and finally Stitch, who had a similar odor with Wednesday, but was afraid to leave due to Lango's intimidation. By the way, there is also the Holy Lord who has turned into a statue and only his mouth and eyes can move.
This guy will be one of the decorations in Lango's home in the future.
He waved to everyone, and then boarded the prawn star spacecraft he came on.
At this time, there were already two little prawns in the spacecraft who were controlled as puppets and had been waiting for a long time. Their bodies were tightly bound by alloy three-dimensional devices.
"Go home first, and then..." Lange said, taking out a shining fluorescent invitation from his arms.
He looked at the address and guest names carefully, and an excited smile appeared on his lips that he hadn't seen in a long time.
"Then invite the guys to have a dinner together. If you dare not call me for dinner, I will come uninvited!"
(End of chapter)