Chapter 461 Ridiculous First Test
"Wow" Shen Congyu was so frightened that he cried loudly.
Xue Xiang's eyes widened, and he was forced to take it back and started to hiccup.
That little appearance looks a bit pitiful.
Shen Congrong immediately softened his heart and quickly comforted him: "Brother, don't worry, your eldest brother is still here. I will take the exam with you."
Shen Congyu drooped his head listlessly, "Brother, can you practice martial arts with me?"
Shen Congrong shook his head regretfully, "I prefer studying to practicing martial arts."
He also knows some boxing and kicking skills, which are used to strengthen his body and make him look like a bodyguard. He can't do that.
Shen Congyu languished again.
At this time, Shen Congrong secretly peeled off a candy and stuffed it into Shen Congyu's mouth. She also secretly gave him a couple of silver coins and coaxed him: "Mom gave it to me, keep it well, be happy!"
Shen Congyu was really not sad anymore when he saw the money. He took the money away with a playful smile and returned to his heartless look.
Xue Xiang was so angry.
While speaking, Liu Tiechui went up to the high platform, sounded the gong, and said loudly: "Now, all candidates taking the preliminary examination, please listen carefully! This is the preliminary examination room, and non-candidates are outside the red line for exiting.
There are 500 seats in the examination room, and everyone takes turns to take the exam. Each exam lasts for one hour. Candidates must write their detailed information on the paper, such as which village they are from, their last name, and their parents’ names. These must be written down. ”
As soon as Liu Tiechui spoke, Su Tai heard many people nearby cramming.
"Village chief, how do you write my parents' names?"
"Village Chief, what are the names of our village?"
"Village Chief."
The more Su Tai listened, the more she wanted to laugh.
Seeing that it was still early, she was worried that the sun would get hotter soon, so she went over to discuss with Shen Ying and Su Changxi and decided that the children from the two villages would take the exam first.
Liu Tiechui obviously knew the situation and arranged for young children and elderly people to enter the venue in the first game.
Others watch from beyond the red line.
Ma Yujie and Bai Rong, accompanied by maid guards, came to join in the fun.
Seeing those children, Ma Yujie curled her lips and said, "Isn't this nonsense! Children are also taking the exam. If they really pass the exam, can they still become officials?"
Bai Rong shook her head, "Who knows! Try it if you have the chance. This is normal. By the way, how are you preparing for Xuan'er?"
Ma Yujie was still very confident in her two sons. She just smiled and said nothing.
The two chatted while watching the people answer.
Not to mention anything else, it's interesting just to see the child's serious writing energy.
"Better than I imagined." Bai Rong smiled.
Ma Yujie didn't say anything, but she agreed in her heart.
An hour can be said to be long or short, but while everyone is chatting, the time is up.
Liu Tiechui banged the gong and shouted, "Stop writing, get up, leave the examination room in an orderly manner, and wait for the papers to be collected!"
After the officers and soldiers collected all the papers and locked them in the box, Liu Tiechui allowed the second wave of candidates to enter. At the same time, he asked those who had finished the first wave to leave immediately and not to stay in the town.
Liu Xuan and Liu Yuan came on stage in the second wave.
Liu Tiechui, who was sitting on the high platform, looked at the candidates answering below, couldn't help nodding, and said to himself: "Fortunately, the candidates who signed up are quite reliable, and there are no such people who fish in troubled waters." Just when he thought about it, he saw the following Those in the queue were scratching their heads, and some were scribbling on the papers. What was even more outrageous was that they even peeked and copied other people's drawings, which was simply intolerable!
Liu Tiechui pointed in that direction angrily and shouted, "Answer well! If you peek again, I will arrest you all!"
Those people instantly became honest.
It was just that they couldn't answer the question. Sitting for an hour was like being sentenced to prison. It was really unbearable. The candidates in the last few rows broke down on the table and snored.
The people watching pointed at them and laughed.
Liu Tiechui had a headache.
After finally making it to the end of the second session, those people didn't want to stay for a moment longer. They rushed out of the examination room and began to complain to their relatives and friends.
"I advise you who don't know a word of Chinese characters to stop embarrassing yourself. You can't read, you can't understand, and you can't write. That pen is deliberately against me! It's not as good as a hoe! ”
"I think you will work hard all your life!"
Everyone laughed.
Some people actually listened to this.
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Of course, there are also those who don’t believe in evil and are determined to go in and give it a try.
So the third exam began.
Liu Tiechui sat on it and stared at them carefully to answer. The good guy started messing around from the first one in the first row to the last one.
Forget it, he still wants to live a few more years, so just turn a blind eye!
However, he gave up and ignored the candidates who still couldn't hold back a fart. In the end, he blatantly started to discuss with the people around him. When they couldn't come up with a solution, they asked the front, the back, and even the people outside the venue for help.
Liu Tiechui's expression was hard to describe.
Bai Rong and Ma Yujie looked at it and didn't know what to say.
Bai Rong said with pity in her eyes: "Sister, I think you should persuade your brother-in-law when you go back. He must be quite annoyed these days."
Don't be annoyed! After spending so much effort on this preliminary test, it turned out to be child's play.
The preliminary exam, which was originally scheduled to take one day, ended in haste in only half a day.
Liu Tiechui came down from the high platform with a hoarse voice and asked several soldiers, "How do you plan to arrange these preliminary examination papers?"
The soldiers clasped their fists and bowed, "According to the order of the county magistrate, these papers will be sent back to the county seat, and they will be reviewed by the county magistrate, the county prime minister, and the imperial envoy first."
Liu Tiechui thought that Shen Yi would also see these things, and his heart suddenly became balanced, "Thank you for your work."
The soldiers returned to the county town with several boxes of papers.
Shen Yi, Lu Tong, Tang Yu and three others reviewed the papers overnight.
The front hall of the county government office was silent at first, but within half an hour, there was a series of roars.
"That bastard! It's actually a bastard! Which bastard painted it! Who asked them to collect this kind of thing? There are more than one!" Lu Tong was so furious that he almost jumped up.
Tang Yu smiled bitterly and handed the stack of papers beside him to Lu Tong, "Master Lu, the tortoise is pretty good. Look at these, I don't even know what they are painting! Like wind, fog, clouds and rain. No, I can’t make it up anymore. It’s just a ghostly drawing without even a signature. It makes me choke even if I burn it.”
Shen Yi raised his eyebrows and said slowly: "You think too highly of them! If I can write a signature for you, I won't be scribbling! Xiaomo is still very good. He will screen out a wave of unreliable ones in the first try and he won't be angry. To Your Highness.”
Both of them deeply agreed.
That night, the county government's front yard was filled with flames, as if water had escaped.
The people who were alarmed came to put out the fire wearing their underwear and carrying buckets. When they asked, they found out that they were burning test papers! The expression is wonderful.
The next day, the incident was passed around like a joke.
The people who were lucky enough to participate were particularly proud and showed off their feats in the examination room everywhere.