Chapter 275: Blind date farce!
Xu Damao came to the front yard with his coat on, and saw Silly Zhu who looked like a dog in his clothes. He immediately asked Silly Zhu: "Silly Zhu! We are still young after all. Why are you going on a blind date today? Can you not inform me? ”
Si Zhu heard Xu Damao's shout from behind him, turned around and saw Xu Damao wearing a coat, and immediately guessed Xu Damao's purpose, and quickly threatened Xu Damao: "Xu Damao! Today we are on a blind date, you'd better be honest with me. Click, otherwise it depends on what happens to the man Deal with you."
Faced with Sha Zhu's threat, Xu Damao had already behaved abnormally, and said to Sha Zhu with a smirk on his face: "Si Zhu! I just came here to see you because I care about you. Look, how can you treat my kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs? ?”
When Sha Zhu heard Xu Damao’s words, he didn’t believe that Xu Damao would be so kind, and warned Xu Damao: “Xu Damao! You better be honest, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude to you.”
"Zhu Zhu! Zhu Zhu! I have invited Liu Mei for you. Come out and greet her." Just as Sha Zhu warned Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai's shout came from outside the courtyard gate.
Hearing Yi Zhonghai's shout, Silly Zhu immediately gave Xu Damao a warning look, and then ran towards the entrance of the courtyard.
Although everyone in the courtyard knew the news that Sha Zhu was going on a blind date a few days ago, so when everyone saw that Sha Zhu was wearing a dog-like dress, they thought of Sha Zhu’s blind date today, so They all gathered in the front yard, wanting to see what Silly Zhu's blind date looked like.
Silly Zhu ran to the gate and saw Yi Zhonghai leading a pair of women towards the yard. When Silly Zhu saw the father and daughter, he was obviously taken aback and blurted out to Yi Zhonghai Asked: "Master! The person you want to introduce to me should not be Master Liu's daughter, right?"
< br>Yi Zhonghai heard what Sha Zhu said and saw the incredible expression on Sha Zhu's face. He immediately smiled and introduced to Sha Zhu: "Zhu Zhu! Let me introduce to you, this is Liu Cheng from our first workshop. Liu Master, this is his daughter, Liu Mei, who is now a third-level fitter.”
Yi Zhonghai introduced here, smiled and introduced to Liu Cheng on the side: "Old Liu! This is Silly Zhu, the chef of our factory canteen. I believe you don't need to introduce me, you should!"
"No! Master! Wait a minute, didn't I say you want to find a beautiful wife? How can you introduce Liu Mei to me?" Silly Zhu finally reacted after hearing Yi Zhonghai's introduction. After finishing, he immediately asked Yi Zhonghai.
Yi Zhonghai heard Sha Zhu's inquiry and saw the unhappy expressions of Liu's father and daughter, and quickly persuaded Sha Zhu: "Zhu Zhu! You are beautiful and can't be eaten. Besides, Liu Mei But a third-level fitter is very hard-working. If you and Liu Mei get married, you can live a good life in the future!"
Si Zhu heard what Yi Zhonghai said! , then he came to his senses and asked Yi Zhonghai with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Master! She looks just like Zhu Bajie and his second aunt, you introduced her to me, why don't you keep it for yourself? Aren't you cheating on me? "
Si Zhu's words were like thunder in the clear sky, which stunned everyone present, especially Xu Damao, who almost laughed out loud on the spot.
Liu Mei, who was a little shy at first, suddenly changed her face when she heard Sha Zhu say that she was Zhu Bajie's second aunt. Tears suddenly burst out of her eyes like a flood, and then she covered her face and cried. He ran towards his home.
Standing aside, Liu Cheng saw his precious daughter running away crying because of the humiliation of Silly Zhu. He suddenly felt angry and asked Yi Zhonghai angrily: "Yi Zhonghai! this is what you give me The good family introduced by daughter Jia, from today on, I, Liu Cheng, and you, Yi Zhonghai, are at odds with each other."
After Liu Cheng said a harsh word to Yi Zhonghai, he immediately chased in the direction where his daughter ran away. go.
Yi Zhonghai never expected that Silly Zhu would say such ugly words to Liu Mei in public, which undoubtedly made him feel very speechless.
In the face of Liu Cheng's cruel words, although Yi Zhonghai was not worried about Liu Cheng's revenge, he made himself an enemy for no reason. Naturally, this was something Yi Zhonghai didn't want to see. At this time, Yi Zhonghai Zhonghai still wanted to explain, but Liu Cheng didn't give him a chance at all and turned around and left.
After Yi Zhonghai watched Liu Cheng leave with a dissatisfied look on his face, he scolded Silly Zhu with a look of hatred on his face: "Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu! What do you want me to say about you? Don't come to your blind dates in the future." Looking for me."
As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai also walked toward the middle courtyard dissatisfied.
"Pfft!" Xu Damao, who had been holding back his laughter, finally couldn't help the smile in his heart after seeing Yi Zhonghai leave, and laughed out loud, smiling at the man who was still in the situation. Silly Zhu, who was inexplicable, said: "Silly Zhu! Today I finally understand why you still can't marry me until now." It’s my wife’s turn.”
Si Zhu heard Xu Damao’s ridicule and saw Xu Damao laughing so hard that he burst into tears. He suddenly felt angry and faced Xu Damao directly. He kicked me in the lower body and yelled: "I'll make you laugh! I'll make you laugh!"
Silly Zhu's kick made Xu Damao's laughter stop abruptly. He stretched out his hand to cover his lower body, bent into a shrimp shape, and jumped up on the spot.
"Silly Zhu! Xu Damao kindly reminds you, how can you beat Xu Damao?" Jia Zhang, who was on the side, saw Xu Damao being beaten for mocking Silly Zhu. She was originally prepared to watch the fun, and immediately thought Regarding the matter between Lou Xiao'e and Jia Dongming, she couldn't help but speak out to defend Xu Damao.
Silly Zhu was very surprised when he saw Jia Zhang fighting for Xu Damao, and said dissatisfied to Jia Zhang: "Aunt Zhang! Xu Damao was clearly mocking me just now, how can you say he was being kind? Remind me, aren’t you confusing right and wrong?”
When Jia Zhang heard Sha Zhu’s retort, she immediately asked Sha Zhu dissatisfied: “Si Zhu! This girl is here! The person you are dating has no grudges against you. If you don’t like that girl, just make it clear. How could you use Zhu Bajie’s second aunt to describe the girl’s appearance?”
"Xu Damao just kindly reminded you that you should control your mouth in the future. If you don't appreciate it, let it go. You even hit Xu Damao. Is it wrong for me to say a few words to you?"
When Silly Zhu heard Jia Zhang's scolding, he understood why Jia Zhang would speak for Xu Damao. Silly Zhu, who realized that what he just did was indeed wrong, saw Xu Damao covering his lower body and still beating in place, with a guilty look on his face. He said to Xu Damao: "Xu Damao! I'm sorry! I misunderstood you."
Xu Damao, who danced continuously for a while, then slowly recovered, and his face Apologizing to Silly Zhu, feeling the pain coming from his lower body, Xu Damao said to Silly Zhu angrily: "Silly Zhu! We will be incompatible from now on!"
Because when Silly Zhu saw Liu Mei just now, Just as he was standing at the gate of the compound, Sha Zhu mocked Liu Mei with Zhu Bajie's second aunt, which spread like a gust of wind throughout the alley, and Sha Zhu's reputation was completely ruined at this moment.
Yi Zhonghai returned home angrily. The aunt and the deaf old lady, who were preparing to arrange a blind date for Silly Zhu, saw Yi Zhonghai coming back alone. Both of them had puzzled expressions on their faces.
The deaf old lady looked at the unhappy Yi Zhonghai with a puzzled expression, and asked Yi Zhonghai: "Xiao Yi! Didn't you go to find a blind date for Silly Zhu? Why are you alone? Are you back? Where is Shazhu and his blind date?”
When Yi Zhonghai heard the deaf old lady's inquiry, he thought of the scene that had just happened and said to the deaf old lady angrily: "Old lady! I will never care about Silly Zhu's future blind dates."
The deaf old lady heard Yi Zhonghai’s words and asked curiously Yi Zhonghai asked: "Xiao Yi! What happened?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard the deaf old lady's inquiry, he was like pouring beans out of a bamboo tube. He explained what had just happened at the gate exactly as it was. He gave an accurate introduction to the deaf old lady.
When the deaf old lady learned what Silly Zhu had done, her face also showed an expression of hatred for steel. She complained to Yi Zhonghai somewhat unhappily: "Xiao Yi! You clearly know, Silly Zhu likes pretty ones, why did you find him an ugly one?”
“If Silly Zhu makes such a fuss today, his reputation will be ruined in the future. How can he find a wife in the future? ”
The reason why Yi Zhonghai introduced a wife to Sha Zhu was mainly because he wanted to introduce a wife to Sha Zhu that he could control, so that Sha Zhu and his wife could support him in his old age in the future. But what Yi Zhonghai didn't expect was that, Silly Zhu actually became a face-controller.
Faced with the deaf old lady’s scolding, Yi Zhonghai immediately realized that the deaf old lady had seen through his plan, so he simply stopped hiding it and asked the deaf old lady: "Old lady! If you give me Silly Zhu finds a wife he likes. Can his wife take care of us in the future? I can’t do such a thankless thing, right?”
Deaf old lady? When Tai heard Yi Zhonghai's words, he thought of Sha Zhu's character and said to Yi Zhonghai: "Xiao Yi! We have watched Sha Zhu grow up. Don't you know what Sha Zhu's character is? Do you want to Ask Shazhu to support you in your old age, just tell him directly. With Shazhu’s character, will he refuse you?”
(End of Chapter)