Chapter 304 "Give you face? You are a Bichi, how can you get the face?"
"Shi Jiugong pretends to be Grouper, and Shai Zai pretends to be a boss!"
"Han family property! To give you face, I’ll call you Stove Lord. If I don’t give you face, I’ll call you Qi Di. ! ”
“You bitch! I’m on the street! I’m going to fuck you!” The guy spewed out a string of Cantonese elegance like a barrage of curses.
Behind him, more than a dozen gods from different mythological systems grabbed Lango's arms and waist tightly, fearing that he would not scold him enough and would personally teach him a physics lesson.
And the Stove Lord, who was arrogant and domineering towards Lange just a few minutes ago, was now in a daze after being scolded.
The boy in front of me has black hair and pupils, and his facial features are obviously those of a Westerner, but his Cantonese curse words are worse than that of an Eastern god who has been around for tens of thousands of years?
"What are you doing, try glaring at me again?!" Lange's eyes widened angrily, glaring fiercely at the yin and yang-headed Kitchen Lord, without any intention of backing down.
If a majestic Stove Lord comes who is wearing a crown, a red robe, and a stove staff, then he will definitely bow to you first without saying a word.
But who is this guy in front of me?
He also said that the look that Lord Jupiter personally chose for him simply ruined the filter in his heart for the Kitchen God.
At this time, the Kitchen God, who had been scolded bloody, couldn't help but get angry. With a wave of his hand, he instantly condensed a blazing fireball and hit Lango's chest hard!
"Bang——"
The fireball dissipated. Although it did no harm to Lango, it made his face black.
"Waltfak?!"
Lango was furious and was about to launch a 100-million-ton nuclear explosion at him on the spot!
"You still dare to do it?! Let go! Let me go, all of you!"
He roared at the gods on both sides who didn't know where they came from: "Fuck Fake, you guys Are you being biased? If you don’t let go, I’ll beat you up too!”
“Calm down, Winchester, Ganesha and the Kitchen God are just a little impatient, they don’t mean any harm.” >
"Yes, and this is your first time attending the God's Dinner. If you dare to make trouble here, Lord Jupiter will not let you go."
"Don't be so angry, Rango, calm down. , how about having a few drinks with me?”
Just when Lange was about to raze this place to the ground, an inexplicable calm suddenly came to his heart. A numb feeling rose from the bottom of his heart, went straight to his brain, and then bloomed like fireworks, which made him feel so happy. I shivered a few times.
He immediately turned back and looked at the woman who had just asked him to have a few drinks with her.
It was this woman's voice, like the warm spring breeze, that instantly blew away all Lango's negative emotions.
He looked at this woman with a plump figure, skin as delicate as gelatin, and endless charm between her eyebrows, and asked curiously: "Where are you from?"
Hearing this, the woman He immediately covered his mouth and smiled, glanced at Lango charmingly, tapped his chest gently with his fingers, the admiration in his eyes was undisguised, "You can call me Aphrodite, the ancient Greek goddess of love and beauty. God, though, I prefer another name that mortals call me..."
As she spoke, she suddenly stood on tiptoes, approached Lango's ear, and whispered softly: "Goddess of Desire."
< br>"Hiss——"
Lango couldn't help but take a breath of air. Not only did the woman in front of him have a figure and appearance that completely matched his aesthetic standards, but even her priesthood was powerful. The astringency.
But Aphrodite?
He calmed down, looked at the woman carefully, and frowned slightly: "If I remember correctly, your husband should be the God of Fire and Craftsman in Mount Olympus. "Hephaestus?"
When Aphrodite, who was flirting with Rango, heard this, the smile on her face was replaced by a trace of sadness and disappointment: "Yes, it's a pity that although he is the god of blacksmiths, he lacks the tenacity and fortitude that a blacksmith should have. He has followed Zeus and left this land, leaving only me, a lonely woman."
She As he spoke, he hugged Lango's arm tightly, his eyes revealing a kind of vulnerability and helplessness that made people want to hug him into his arms and ravage him severely.
Sang Yaofu Bichi.
Lange cursed secretly. He came here today to kill a bunch of gods to recharge the system. How could a woman disrupt his plan so easily, not to mention that she was a married woman.
But then again, this woman is indeed sexy.
“Oh, damn yellow-eyed devil!”
Lange shook his head helplessly, and after warning the Kitchen God and the black man Ganesha with his eyes, he hugged him naturally He grabbed Aphrodite's waist, chatted and laughed with her, and sat on the sofa in the corner together. He also gently picked up the other person's calf and placed it on his lap.
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The gods who witnessed this scene all cast surprised glances. They originally thought that Lango would fight to the end with the Kitchen God and others, but unexpectedly, he became intimate with Aphrodite in the blink of an eye.
Teddy has long been accustomed to this, but what is a little strange is that he thought Aphrodite and Venus, the goddess of love, were the same person.
Soon, his good brother Lango helped him ask this question.
“So, Greek mythology and Roman mythology are connected in many places?” Lango held Aphrodite in his arms and asked softly, “You are both the goddess of beauty in Greek mythology and Roman mythology. "The God of Love?"
"Yes." Aphrodite smiled and nodded, explaining gently, "Actually, strictly speaking, except for Lord Jupiter, the Roman and Greek Most of the gods are the same.”
Lango shrugged, and then asked: "What about Jupiter? I think you all seem to respect him very much?"
From the moment we entered this dinner, whether it was the receptionist Mercury or here The gods were full of respect when mentioning Jupiter, which shows that his status in the dinner of the gods is extraordinary.
"That's natural. Lord Jupiter is the only god who sticks to the earth. He upholds firmer and bolder beliefs than Zeus and God." Aphrodite's words were full of doubts. Lord Jupiter's admiration was almost beyond words.
After hearing this, Lange felt a little strange. According to what the old man Dionysus said, once the ancient gods got out of trouble, their first target would be the gods in their respective myths. But why are there still so many gods left on the earth?
Finally, and what puzzled him the most, since this group of gods teamed up to seal the ancient gods hundreds of thousands of years ago, what are they running from now?
Wouldn't it be enough to just join forces to seal it again?
He confided his doubts to Aphrodite, but the woman just smiled and said nothing, with a hint of cunning in her eyes.
The look clearly said, although I know the inside story, if you don't give me some benefits, I will never tell you easily.
Seeing this, Lange's fingers glowed with crystal blue light and gently touched Aphrodite's ankle.
Meishen's body trembled instantly, and a numb suction came from Lange's fingers, slowly spreading upwards.
She hummed softly and looked at Lango with tender eyes. Just as her red lips were slightly opened and she was still about to speak, the door of the lounge was suddenly pushed open.
A man in a suit jumped into the room, opened his arms, and glanced at everyone triumphantly.
"Look who's here? It's Lord Lucifer who will help you defeat Satan!"
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There was no sound in the lounge, even the one who was stroking the thigh of the goddess of beauty! Lango also stopped involuntarily and looked at the man at the door with disgust.
"Comeon! Is this how you greet the heroes who defeated the ancient gods?"
Lucifer pointed at the guys in front of him angrily, "If I hadn't fought bravely in hell, how could you have done it tonight? Do you have a chance to sit here and eat? When Satan comes, he will eat you!"
"Don't put gold on your face! Oh, Lucifer. You just helped others." "Who doesn't know that Satan was killed by Winchester? I've watched that video more than ten times."
"You just got a bargain. Even my grandma can defeat Satan with Winchester."
Lucifer, who originally planned to show off, now looked extremely embarrassed. Strictly speaking, he really didn't play much role in the last trip to hell and the final confrontation with Satan.
From the beginning to the end, it was Lango’s fists and bullets that could cause harm to Satan.
But this does not affect his sharing of this honor.
He cursed at the guy who had just complained about him: "Shut up, Samedi! Your grandma can't become Lango's lifelong friend like me. Fake, wait for my brother to come over, I will do it first Ask him to operate on you, he will listen best That's my word."
Lucifer glared at these guys, and then when he was about to find a central seat to sit down first, he suddenly caught sight of two familiar figures in the corner. The steps stopped involuntarily.
"Lanlango? You came so early?"
Lucifer's face was instantly filled with a smile, and he could not see the embarrassment he felt when he was bragging.
He walked to Rango, pulled Aphrodite away roughly, and then squeezed into Rango's side.
Just as Lango was about to speak, Lucifer explained softly: "This woman is a famous social butterfly in the circle of gods. You don't want to become a 'fellow companion' with a guy like Ganesha, do you? ”
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"What?"
Hearing this, Lango immediately let go of the hand holding the goddess of beauty. After coughing lightly, he pretended not to see Aphrodite's sad face and put his hand on Lucifer's shoulder. Joking.
But after Aphrodite left, Rango pushed Lucifer away and asked with some displeasure: "Don't mention my name outside anymore. When will we be together forever?" A close friend? I’ve obviously known you for less than a month.”
“What does it matter how long we’ve known each other?” Where is the relationship? What matters is what we have experienced together."
Lucifer raised his eyebrows and looked at Rango with a smirk, "I know the location of the guest room here. Aphrodite was sitting on your lap just now. Did I suffocate you so much? How about I turn into a woman and give you some pleasure?”
".Crazy." Lange turned away speechlessly.
At this time, Lucifer had transformed into the female form he had last time. He wanted to imitate Aphrodite, put his arms around Lango's neck, and sat on his lap for some intimacy.
“Don’t touch me, kid.”
“Don’t be so outspoken. As a woman, I have never dated a man.”
“Do you think I Just go up to someone?”
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The appearance of the two fighting attracted the attention of many people present.
Lucifer has been in the world for tens of thousands of years, and they are all familiar with his inconspicuous appearance. But I didn't expect that the Winchester boy who could kill Satan would be so similar to Lucifer.
Here, just when Lange was getting a little impatient, a bright golden light suddenly burst out from the ceiling of the lounge, and then, a man with an extraordinary appearance, surrounded by soft golden light, leisurely Advent.
With a warm smile on his face, he glanced at everyone one by one. When he touched Lange, he paused slightly and nodded proactively, releasing a ray of goodwill.
The man then announced loudly: "The dinner is ready. Everyone, please prepare to sit down and enjoy."
As soon as this was said, the gods around him immediately became excited, and their faces were filled with infinite longing for the upcoming feast. .
“This pretty boy is Balder, the Nordic god of light, Jupiter’s most loyal henchman.” Lucifer leaned close to Lango’s ear and whispered to explain.
Lango nodded slightly, and was about to get up and follow the crowd to the banquet hall, when he saw Baldel tap his fingertips on the ground, and a flash of fluorescence suddenly appeared, like the sun shining, and the surrounding environment instantly changed.
The sofa and coffee table in the lounge has been replaced by a long table that is a hundred meters long. The gods are sitting around it. There are several small tables in the distance, filled with various small gods, making it very lively.
"Ding ding ding——"
At the front of the long table, on the left hand side of the main seat, Balder stood up, tapped the wine glass with his silver spoon, and looked at everyone with a smile, "Following the old practice, Lord Jupiter will Come during dinner time, Before that, let’s try some appetizers.”
Before he finished speaking, a line of men in waiter uniforms walked in pushing the dining cart. They were all Mercury’s avatars, and they all looked the same. That guy is exactly the same.
Looking at the salivating looks of the gods around him, Lange couldn't help but cast a curious look at Lucifer: "So what kind of good things are these guys eating? Golden apples? Bee cows? Divine jelly? Mr. It can’t be ginseng fruit, right?”
Lucifer stared at them one by one with complicated eyes. The silver dinner cover in front of everyone did not directly answer Lango's question, but said with profound meaning: "Lango, I must tell you frankly, although this dinner of the gods has been passed down for tens of thousands of years, But today is my first time, I’ve never had these before, you have to believe me.”
"It's none of my business whether you've eaten or not."
Lange replied speechlessly, and then took the initiative to remove the lid of the meal before Mercury opened it.
In an instant, his smile froze on his face.
On the dinner plate, there was a baby smeared with sauce and honey. His eyes were wide open, looking at Lango curiously, as if full of surprise at the sudden bright world around him.
"Lango, these damn bastards, they actually"
Teddy's original mood of feasting disappeared instantly, and the knife in his hand fell weakly on the table.
He looked around in shock, and saw a living baby placed in front of each god. Their mouths were drooling, their eyes were full of greed and desire, and they wanted to swallow the child in the bowl immediately. In the belly.
Lango took a deep breath, red light flashed in his eyes. He could clearly feel the extraordinary power surging in the baby's body. These children were all born superhuman, but at this moment they were like anvils. Fish and meat were served as food by the gods and placed on the table.
"Fake."
He clenched his fists angrily, and when he was about to stand up, a hand suddenly pressed on his shoulder.
Aphrodite bent down, close to Lango's ear, and persuaded with her seductive voice: "Eat him, Lango, as long as you are willing, you will become one of us, no matter whether it is ancient Whether it's the resurrection of God or the destruction of the earth, you will be safe and sound. Just give me a face, okay? "
Her words seemed to have magic power, trying to calm the anger in Lango's heart. Restore calm.
Lange looked up and saw that the gods at the table suddenly became expressionless. They all turned their heads and stared at him.
"Haha."
A sneer appeared at the corner of Lango's mouth. He turned to look at Aphrodite beside him with a sincere expression, and asked in confusion: "Here you go. Face? ”
"You are such a stinky cousin, where do you get the face?!"
Poof——
The next second, a shining blue arm suddenly penetrated Aphrodite Inte's chest, blood splattered everywhere!
(End of this chapter)