Chapter 154 I gave you a chance but you didn’t use it.
"I don't think you want me to help you chase Thor, Sif?"
Luke frowned and realized something seemed wrong. He had experienced such a scene just now.
"You know what I want to say?" Sif replied with surprise, confirming Luke's idea.
Did he have a precognitive dream or was he attacked by a substitute?
"Of course, Sif, the only female among the Four Warriors of Asgard, your name has been recorded in the earth's mythology, um...please wait a moment."
Luke raised his hand to signal Sif to stay quiet, closed his eyes and tried to contact the two clones on the earth...
"Oh~"
The connection was broken, and he could not sense his two clones on the earth. The same should be true for the other side. It seemed that the option of precognitive dreams could be eliminated.
Luke rubbed his chin, pondered for a moment, and magnified his perception, but he couldn't feel anything unusual.
Death returns?
The never-ending August?
The third bomb of Killer Queen - The loser eats the dust?
It doesn’t seem very reliable, Luke was thinking, but Sif, who had been standing by, interrupted his thinking.
"Master Lu Ke, are you willing to help me chase Thor?"
The phenomenon of time regression suddenly appeared, and Luke was too lazy to pay attention to such a trivial matter. He looked at Sif and sighed, "Sif, can't I?"
"What's the meaning?"
Luke knelt down on one knee, gently held Sif's hand, his eyes were affectionate, "Actually, I fell in love with you hopelessly the first time I saw you. Sif, you have the perseverance and courage of a warrior. With the grace and grace of a woman, do I have this chance to spend my life with you?”
Sif was stunned by this sudden confession and said, "Yesterday you had sex with a dozen of my friends all night long..."
How could Master Lu Ke have the nerve to say such a thing as soon as he pulled up his pants?
"The person I was yesterday is no longer the person I am today. When my body's desires are satisfied, the only image that flashes through my mind is your face. Your voice, appearance, and smile are still vivid in my mind."
Luke's expression remained unchanged, his tone was sincere but perfunctory, and his smile contained disgust.
"It sounds like words describing a dead person... I'm sorry, I refuse. I already have someone I like."
"What a pity." Luke sighed regretfully, "It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy, you just said you wanted me to help you chase Thor?"
"No need."
Sif left with an ugly expression. She originally came to find someone for help, but now she suddenly found it difficult to speak.
You can't just ask that person for help chasing someone after rejecting someone else's confession!
After Sif left, Luke returned to the room, found the dirty Skadi lying on the floor, and patted her face.
"Wake up and tell me which palace Gu Yi slept in."
"Stop, go find someone else, let me take a break..."
Skadi closed her eyes and moaned, biting Luke's finger and started sucking.
Luke:......
If you think about it carefully, the time loop is not a big deal. Let's see if it will disappear automatically.
…
In the banquet hall, Sol covered his hungover head and opened his eyes.
In his hazy vision, he saw Loki standing upright, silently watching everything in the banquet hall, the iron candlesticks, the simple tables, the leftover food and not much wine left, and the drunk Asgard on the floor. warrior, and him.
"Loki, give me a hand."
Thor had a splitting headache and rubbed his eyes. He had drank a lot yesterday, which was all Asgard's thousand-year-old wine, and he still felt a little dizzy.
"Okay, brother."
After hearing Thor's voice, Loki came back to his senses and turned his attention to him, smiling and extending his hand.
Thor was startled by his title and his eyes widened. Only then did he realize that Loki was not dressed as neatly as usual, nor was he dressed with a bit of pretentious elegance as usual, but relaxed, leisurely, and even a little...
I don’t know how to describe Sol’s poor vocabulary, but if I had to say it, it should be “tranquility”?
The golden sunlight shone through the painted glass in the banquet hall and shone on Loki's face. For a moment, Thor even felt that this younger brother's face had a sublime divinity.
It was as if he had seen through everything, read all the vicissitudes of life, took a nap during the break, and returned to the original peace.
"What's wrong, brother?"
Loki stretched out his hand to him and smiled, "I haven't turned into a snake now, so you don't want to look at me dumbfounded."
"Uh, nothing."
Thor grabbed Loki's hand and stood up, scratching his head, "Actually, I don't like snakes that much since you turned into a snake and stabbed me."
Loki raised his eyebrows with a funny look, "Then what do you like, and I'll change it for you, okay?"
He made a suggestion: "How about I turn into Mjolnir so you can hold a hammer in each hand."
Two Mjolnir!
Thor's heart was pounding, and he imagined himself holding two Mjolnir hammers falling from the sky and killing everyone on the battlefield. After a fierce inner struggle, he stopped thinking.
"No, one Mjolnir is enough."
With Loki's level of magic, turning into Mjolnir is just an ordinary hammer. When necessary, he can just throw him over as a humanoid weapon. He quite likes to play the "help game" with Loki.
The help game was a common trick between him and Loki. To put it simply, Loki pretended to be injured, Thor supported him and asked for help to show weakness, and when the enemy lost their vigilance, he used Loki as a weapon to throw out.
The effect is excellent, but Loki is a bit useless!
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Thor felt that the corner of Loki's mouth opposite him seemed to twitch when he thought this. "Brother, you take Mjolnir too seriously, you almost treat it as a companion."
"Yes, no!"
Thor looked unbelieving. He only took Mjolnir with him when he was eating, drinking, getting up, saying hello, having meetings, fighting, sleeping, bathing, masturbating, chatting, and going to the toilet.
At other times, he left Mjolnir alone.
Well... try not to touch it!
"Yes, I think you should develop some new love partners instead of just focusing on the hammer. At the very least, your partner must be a humanoid creature."
"Thor never puts down his hammer!"
Thor shrugged, and the Mjolnir on the table flew into his hand in response to the owner's call. The familiar touch came from his hand, and he felt a little more at ease, and showed a hearty smile.
Having just faced Loki who was talking to him normally instead of being sarcastic and sarcastic, Thor felt particularly uncomfortable and felt empty in his heart.
"Loki, do you want to try again to see if you can lift Mjolnir?"
Loki's eyes were a little helpless, "It doesn't matter, I have long lost my obsession with that thing."
"You're still pretending. I already knew you stole my hammer while I was sleeping!"
Loki: "..."
Loki's face showed a bit of embarrassment, and he muttered, "It's an old story, why bring it up?"
Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, is the most precious treasure in Asgard. It is the most arrogant among the hammers. Those who can lift it will have all the moves prepared for you. Those who cannot lift it, such as Loki, will use their strength to suck the milk. Still motionless.
It is shameful to say that Loki once did Mjolnir's dog-licking for a while, but the hammer did not care about his status as the second prince of Asgard. He had tried countless times before, but all failed.
Even if you move a little, that’s fine!
It feels like you are working hard but can't break in the door, while the other person is happily playing with his mobile phone, and no one is looking down on you.
Seeing the familiar expression on Loki's face after he exposed his trick, Thor breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's nothing, I just think you look a little different today."
Loki raised his eyebrows and asked curiously: "Is it good or bad?"
"OK."
Thor waved his hammer with a strange look on his face, "I don't know if you've noticed, but you've been calling me brother today."
"What's the problem with calling you brother?"
The problem is big!
Thor's face was solemn, not "dear brother", not "respected brother", not "son of the great Odin, my brother, the heir to the god king", but calling him brother normally. This matter does not matter to other brothers. There was no problem between him and Loki. There was a sense of horror between him and Loki.
"Actually, at first I thought it was alcohol that messed up your brain, or that you were under some kind of magic spell that made you behave."
"I didn't deserve a beating before, did I?"
Loki's face showed a little more emotion. After a few seconds of silence, his face suddenly showed the same evil smile as when he played pranks.
"Brother, I just lied. I really still have a little obsession with Mjolnir. Can you let me try again to see if I can lift the hammer?"
"Of course I didn't ask..."
Thor was about to hand over the hammer when he suddenly shuddered, his hairs stood on end, and a strong sense of crisis surged into his heart.
It's hard to describe this feeling, it's like I'm about to send my beautifully dressed girlfriend to Huang Mao's house, and then drink the black tea brought by Huang Mao.
Loki: (*￣︶￣)
Thor: (-﹏-`;)
“Forget it, Loki.”
Sol said in a muffled voice: "You will cry if you can't lift it."
Loki sneered. If he raised it, Thor would be the one crying.
"Hey, Thor!"
A sweet female voice came, and Sif, who was wearing armor, had a hesitant look on her face.
"Sif, what's wrong?"
Sif hesitated for a moment, then plucked up her courage, "Mage Lu just confessed to me."
Thor: "(Д*)
Unbelievable, one of his brothers confessed to another brother?
Oh yes, Sif is a girl!
That won’t work either!
"No, Sif, Luke is a very good warrior...er...mage. He can also be a good friend, but he is definitely not a good partner. Yesterday, I saw him following more than a dozen people. The woman went back to the room together!"
Sif's face lit up, "Would you be angry if Luke and I were together?"
"certainly!"
"Then what if..."
Sif had a hesitant look on her face. She glanced at the hammer in Thor's hand and Loki who looked at him with encouraging eyes, and her face turned red.
She couldn't say it in front of Hammer and Loki!
"Nothing, I'm going to train."
Sif seemed to be running away and left.
Loki looked at her retreating back and sighed.
I gave you a chance but you didn’t use it!
(End of this chapter)