Chapter 2153 The memory of a fish is only seven seconds
Jin Yujing was probably really tired, and she showed a fragility that was inconsistent with her usual. After a few glasses of wine, her face was flushed and her eyes were blurred. Kong Jingqiao glanced at her: "Stop drinking."
"I just want to be lazy and have a good night's sleep~" Jin Yujing said several times: "Princess Cangcang, do you have roast rabbit and venison for dinner tonight?"
Li Cang raised his eyelids and observed Jin Yujing's beauty: "If you drink like this, don't even think about soaking in hot springs. Your blood vessels will burst."
Jin Yujing blinked, and her face showed an extremely skillful, carefully disguised, girlish look of grievance, pitiful helplessness: "But, I don't know when I will wait for you next time, Princess Cangcang." ~”
When she said this, Rao Qifang was really intrigued: "What?"
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The base has been snowing heavily recently. In just a short time, the fine ice crystal snow particles have turned into heavy goose feather snow. The hot spring pools dotted with beads and hanging trees have become a rime, and black smoke is rising into the sky, burning. Li Cang, who was dissatisfied with the music and the boiling crane, frowned at the damp and frozen wood pile that was not burning very well.
"Plop~" Lao Wang carried a bunch of raw eggs on his back, threw himself into the pool with the highest temperature, and cooked them together: "You know, Teacher Cang, they and I will have one thing in common in an hour and a half, we are all wet." Heart!”
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"Ahem, are you going back to the island at night?"
"It depends on the situation." Li Cang raised his head and looked at the seven force field generators, force field shields inside and outside the sky, and the soft light veins of the national defense formation that reflected each other in the black clouds of insect bodies: "The ready-made living dark forest, It would be a waste of money to not be able to dig out a few American Confederacy settlements in the dark. How high is the visibility of the Nest Master in this thing?"
Lao Wang was really speechless for a while: "Dad, if you can think about something in your mind all day long that a normal person should think about, come here, come here, I will give you an initiation and a wave of positive energy, and I will ensure that your spiritual platform is clear and clear. Refreshing! ”
"Collect your colored garbage and hide it. I won't say a word about your horse!"
"If you have anything to say about my horse, why don't you tell me about yesterday, today and tomorrow between you and Aunt Jin? If you like it, please be careful!"
"Where's your horse?"
"Don't tell me!" When Li Cang put a deer, several rabbits, venison skewers and ginger sugar water on the stove and put them on the shelves, Lao Wang stuck his butt and took out two eggs from his back. : "Come on, let's get one?"
"Get out!"
Lao Wang skillfully put the egg, which was half soft-boiled, light yellow and half soft-boiled, in front of his mouth, and threw the egg shell away: "The best in the world! Foster father, please give me a big skewer of deer blood to go with my boiled eggs for the state banquet, Lao Wang." Rules, medium rare, abnormally spicy! ”
"Your belly seems to be floating up on its own~"
"What the hell??"
"Brother-in-law, thank you for your hard work! Brother-in-law, let's eat some sweets!" Judging from Rao Qifang's stubborn state, two hours later, it was impossible for Li Qingyi and Han Xiaoxiao to come out with both beards and tails. As expected, they were competing with each other. Blushed and with empty steps, Li Qingyi smiled and pulled out a lollipop from her mouth: "The sea salt hard snowflake cake made by Aunt Kong is delicious~"
"Little aunt, I won't eat dog leftovers!"
"Goose goose~"
Han Xiaoxiao really lives up to his name. When he smiles, his appearance is multiplied by two. However, he has been away from home for a long time, so he may not be well adapted to Yanchuan, where he has to take a dip no matter what. The therapeutic bath culture of rubbing together, Like Li Qingyi, she wore a white fox fur of the same style on the outside and a bath towel tightly wrapped on the inside. You could see the pea green shoulder straps hanging around her neck. She pulled on her plush slippers and warmed herself by the fire. She was waiting, waiting. Others entered the water first.
Rao Qifang, Kong Jingqiao, Jin Yujing, and the other two were carrying fruits and wine, and strode over, chatting and laughing: "What are you doing standing still? Isn't it cold? Come down and help my cousin rub her back!"
"Oh!" Li Qingyi teased Han Xiao and said, "The skewers grilled by my brother-in-law are so delicious, we want to eat them secretly, hiss, so hot, so comfortable!"
A rustling sound.
In the severe cold, the water mist in the hot springs was quite large, and occasionally it would condense into tiny snowflakes in mid-air and then fall again. Once you entered the pool, it was almost impossible to find anyone there, and the two of them felt less shy when they got into the water.
"After soaking in the soup of Yanchuan, I will never be able to live without it for the rest of my life. I really don't know what kind of miserable life you are living outside. Do you want to take a shower?" Rao Qifang's voice seemed to be like mist. Somewhat erratic: "Say, smack?"
Two hands suddenly stretched out from the mist, and there was the sound of rushing water. A half-dry towel was placed on Rao Qifang's head, then he retracted, and then stretched out again. This time it was some luxury store in several bases. Print and publish exquisite magazines distributed uniformly to high-end customers, introducing some new winter products, maintenance tips, clothing matching, customized services, etc.
"What~ What a big boy~ Mommy loves you~" Rao Qifang looked around domineeringly, "Watch what I do, do you want the magazine or not?"
"It's really hard for Xiao Cang to raise you mother and daughter like shit. If it weren't for him twenty years ago, you both would have starved to death. Well, food poisoning is also possible!" Kong Jingqiao's combat prowess was still outstanding: "Do you recognize all the words on it, Xiao Cang? Why don't you just read it to her after all your hard work!"
Rao Qifang was furious: "You want to fight? Do you want to fight?"
"Pa~"
Two hot compresses made from alienated wild ginseng slices that were hand-stained by the chief conditioner of a certain store were applied accurately to Rao Qifang's eyes. The magazine was also confiscated, and the seal was established.
Jin Yujing: "I——"
"Pa~"
Even with their status and ability to mobilize resources, the number of times they use this completely alienated wild ginseng to apply facial masks is still only a handful every year. After all, this thing can’t be found anywhere else on Lao Wang’s empty island insect nest. There is nowhere to find it, this is the only one that is extremely rare.
The hot spring pool suddenly became quiet.
There was no sense of achievement in this matter. Li Cang was able to handle the big skewers of venison with ease. When he was concentrating on serving the big skewers of venison, Lao Wang tiptoed out of the pool, took two rabbits, one deer leg and a large handful of meat skewers, and made a gesture: "Withdraw." Well, you old man, wish yourself well!”
"Get out of here!"
After a while, another noise came from the other side of the pool: "No, applying this stuff will make you look yellow for several days. There is a meeting tomorrow. How can I see people?"
"The version has been updated with Gold Fish Essence. Didn't you notice that this ginseng has been processed? We tested it last time when you were away, and it is very moisturizing!"
"I was obviously there when I applied it last time!"
"The memory of a fish is only seven seconds?"
Jin Yujing had a grape in her mouth: "Oh, you guys are secretly trying to get me involved, right? What about the spirit of competition that we agreed to perform on the same stage?"
Rao Qifang shouted, her pretty face, which is eighteen years old and sixteen next, was beaming with pride that could be seen with the naked eye: "People have to obey their old age after all, are you right, Kong~Auntie~!"
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Han Xiaoxiao and Li Qingyi trembled.
It's too cruel, it's really too cruel. Is this the attack power of our predecessors? Sure enough, we are still too young. We have neither eaten anything good nor seen much of the world, and we still need to practice. Several large wooden flat plates floating on the water carried the aroma of rabbit and venison wafting over, ending this unknown oral gymnastics.
"What a sinful craftsmanship!" Li Qingyi muttered weakly in condemnation: "No, I can't bear it anymore, I'll eat, eat, eat!"
“So awesome”
"Sigh, small ingredients, small ingredients, where is the dipping sauce?"
"Rao Qifang, you're almost done. Princess Cangcang will send your envoys around every time she comes back!"
"Have I?"
"Oh"
Li Cang brought over a few three-dog dogs to serve on the tank, and then he got into the small pool next door, where the temperature was higher, and leaned against the wall of the pool comfortably. As soon as he lay down, he was disturbed by several ginseng slices. It was plastered all over his face.
I'm used to it, I'm used to it. My mother knows how to care about people, and she also cares about my money. She's not like that prodigal bitch like Li Lei, who used the remaining facial mask to wipe on without giving it to me, and asked for it again after applying it. The fan was disgusted and said, "The pervert rewarded you, what kind of world is this? This life is just like plowing in summer and weaving corpses, without a head."
Two front teeth overturned a rabbit and half a deer. Li Cang fell asleep in the waves caused by the big Kun Kun shaking his head and tail. He was so relaxed that his bones were crispy.
I don’t know how long time passed, but suddenly something cold was stuffed into his mouth. He stood up in excitement and found that Jin Yujing was about to throw a second grape into his mouth across the aisle in the middle of the pool. The plump The body crushed the hot spring water into a kind of fish-like sparkling water.
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Li Cang leaned back cautiously: "Where are they?"
"Don't even look at what time it is~" Jin Yujing's lazy posture was like someone's sleepy female deskmate in school uniform with the sun behind her back in the afternoon at a certain moment, but her temperament was also like The young English teacher on the podium asked with a critical eye, "Did you fall asleep just now? Your expression was so cute!"
Li Cang stretched his waist and said: "I guess I'm not completely asleep"
Jin Yujing finally entered a string of characters, turned off dozens of prayer interface projections, and rubbed her wrist: "I envy you. If I had this ability, the efficiency of goldfish would be increased by at least 70 to 100 percent!"
"If an economic entity like a goldfish can only rely on you not sleeping to improve its operating efficiency, then I suggest you randomly select a group of heads to bleed to sacrifice to heaven. If you cross out ten of them, they may be wronged, and if you cross out nine, they will be wronged. There is definitely a leak! ”
"What a little bitch." Jin Yujing muttered: "Let's go back, otherwise your mother would think what happened to us outside. Well, the belt is open, fasten it!"
The back is as curved as the bright moon, and the posture seems to have been rehearsed.
Li Cang was stunned for a moment, then took the two ties: "Where is the coat? I'll ask the bastard to get it for you. Should I go back to my mother?"
"I'm tired and don't want to move, so I'll just spend the night in her doghouse." Jin Yujing stood up and blinked: "Oh, you're very skilled. Will Princess Cang Cang call for bed service tomorrow morning?"
"No!"
Li Cang's face turned dark and he sneered angrily.
After entering the villa, Jin Yujing waved her hand and gave Li Cang a meaningful look. She went upstairs alone, took the magician around, and finally settled on the sofa in front of the fireplace.
The master bedroom downstairs is used by my own mother, but she really doesn't want to go upstairs. Fortunately, he doesn't sleep either, so he just makes do until daybreak.
After rolling for three minutes, Li Cang climbed up with a bang, his palms lit up, and his vision changed. People had appeared in the sheepfold on the empty island. He kicked away Miss Qiu, who was approaching with her tail wagging, and several three-dog dogs were lifted out of the sky. Cannon, take the magician yourself to fire a round of anti-jump bombs before giving up.
Li Cang tilted his neck, and with a little force, the joints from the cervical vertebrae to the vertebrae made rhythmic popping noises from top to bottom.
"Sure enough, I feel refreshed!"
He muttered, then carefully observed the status of the jump development zone, then went down to the insect nest to pick some, packed up a lot of the island's local products, and finally took the time to jump to the one-way jump point.
Mingxi Town.
Dabai arrived earlier than Li Cang. With a look on his face, he led Li Cang in, and then twisted his big fat butt to look for food in his exclusive refrigerator. It can be said that in addition to not using a bottle opener to open dog cans, he also uses chopsticks. Eating dried meat and bones, this thing can basically be regarded as a person.
Li Cang held a huge snowman in his arms, rushed upstairs with thirty steps and two steps at a time, and kicked open the door——
Wow.
The snowman's head was rained down and buried directly on Li Cang's waist. Lilith particles poured in, coiled around Li Cang's body and gave him a slapbrbrbrbr~
Without even opening his eyes, Da Leizi rode on Suo Zhihui's waist, pressed the other person's face into his arms, and continued to sleep soundly.
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Under Qin Zhenzhen's blank gaze, Li Cang pulled himself out of the snowdrift and made a small snowball again with a straight face——
Snap.
The snowball broke.
Li Laixi didn't put down her extended hand this time, pointing to the door: "Either get out of here, or get out of here, don't force me to be rough with you, your waist will be broken!"
Qin Zhenzhen finally came to her senses and woke up a little bit. She half-lifted the quilt and slapped the bed like a sea dog: "Come on, come on, come on~"
As soon as Li Cang lay down on the bed, his whole body was lifeless, as if he had been drained dry by some metaphysical concept in an instant.
This is no ordinary snow.
This is the blizzard he brought back from the empty island with great effort.
"Am I slow?"
"Sister Leilei said she almost fell asleep while waiting for you to climb the stairs!"
"Shut up you two bitches! Go to sleep!"
"Leilei. I can't breathe"
Qin Zhenzhen came over to cuddle up with Li Cang. She didn't say anything, just kept digging into her arms, and rolled herself into a ball softly and fragrantly.
The live-in aunt heard the noise and went upstairs. She was stunned when she saw a large pile of snow at the door. She walked over and took a look inside. The door was sandwiched with snow and was closed with great effort. The silence was deafening.
emmm, I heard that Cai Qin and others were also given a holiday yesterday. Should I also take the initiative to give myself a holiday
Well, why don't you make breakfast before leaving?
What to do about snow?