"What I got is high-end goods from China. Now, throw away the toys in your cabinet and look here."
Ye Tian is wearing a Charles de Mille watch that has a higher positioning than Rolex, Bulgari, Omega and other brands, and is wearing a big-name outfit that he doesn’t even recognize, and is wearing smoky makeup with a bit of Gothic style. Putting on a so-called advanced world-weary face, he scolded Fang Qiu in the live broadcast room.
"The Chinese do not lie to Americans."
"Today, in my live broadcast room, you are all my family. Take your 666 on the barrage, and I will send you a wave of benefits."
Ye Tian spoke in Chinese throughout the whole process, and his tone and expression did not fluctuate at all.
If my English is not good, I can’t bring goods to my family in North America?
Do I need to speak English to bring goods?
joke!
People who have made outstanding achievements in a field will only make people laugh if they reveal their broken English in order to sell things. If they act indifferently, their family members will think they are getting a big deal and they will flock to them.
Even the translator cannot use a local North American accent and must be hired from the UK.
It has to be an authentic Laolun accent.
After lifting the manhole cover and climbing up, everyone knew it was Old Money.
As for the so-called contempt for accents, that thing is just a united front when making daily complaints. When it comes to using it, do you understand what it means for a foreign monk to chant sutras?
"No 999, no 799, just 399 US dollars, I will ask the manufacturer to send you two packs, no, four packs..."
As the translator relayed this, an Asian employee in work clothes suddenly ran over from outside the screen and covered the translator's mouth: "No, no, no, two packs, just two packs, we don't make money from four packs!"
"What did he say?" Ye Tian didn't move and glanced lazily.
"He said four packs are not profitable." The translator followed the script.
"Four packs don't make money?" Ye Tian waved his hand and pushed down two more packs: "Then six packs."
"No, never!" the Asian employee said excitedly: "Four packs just don't make money, and six packs will cost us money. If I sell six packs at this price, my boss will send me to Mexico to have them dismantled." ! ”
"Eight packs." Ye Tian pushed the last two packs on the table: "399 US dollars, eight packs, just this once, drag this monkey away and link it to my family."
Two big-bodied Quisanti came over and twisted the Asian employees away from the screen.
The first order of one thousand was placed first.
The online sales force arranged by the manufacturer immediately started snatching up the products. In just three seconds, a thousand orders were sold out. Many North American families did not even jump to the payment link, and the products were sold out.
What to do?
Now that benefits have been paid, it is natural to do it in one step.
There are still three thousand orders in the warehouse, go ahead!
It was gone in more than twenty seconds?
It doesn't matter.
Since many family members did not buy it, Ye Tian simply called the manufacturer and asked for another 5,000 orders using the threat of "if the goods are not supplied, we will no longer want to cooperate."
Four packs of baked oatmeal on September 9, with free shipping, sold for more than three million dollars in just ten minutes.
"OK."
Ye Tian finally looked straight at the camera: "Don't worry about the monkey being dismantled into parts. I will make up for the money he lost from my own pocket. The following is what I really want to introduce - porcelain from China. Build a kiln and build a lamp.”
"Open your Google search. This is one of the eight famous porcelains in China. It is called the pearl of the porcelain world. It is divided into six categories: rabbit hair, oil drop, partridge spot, black gold, obsidian, and variegated color. The reason why it is precious It’s because it cannot be fired directly like ordinary porcelain. It must undergo kiln changes before it can be successful. Every time a jianzhan is successfully fired, an ancient kiln that has been the focus of countless efforts will be destroyed.”
"Behind me is the factory that produces jianzhan. The kiln opening is live broadcast here for everyone to see."
Finished.
Ye Tian stood up and walked out of the room, crossed the path, and came to the front of the kiln, which was still emitting high temperatures.
At this moment, one of the kilns lined up suddenly exploded, and with a bang, half of it collapsed.
The kiln master let out a series of screams, and used iron tongs to snatch out the furnace barrels one by one despite the high temperature. Every time he saw a damaged one, he felt heartbroken. The expression was like being cut into flesh, and it would never have been possible without biting his tongue.
Less than half of the thousands of furnace barrels were damaged, and the metallic luster reflected from the fragments could be seen.
The remaining several hundred pieces are not finished products. You need to use a chisel to carefully open the furnace barrel to determine whether they are fired.
The camera advances.
The first yellow and green jianwan had a cat's eye color that looked like it was worth a lot of money. There was only a flaw the size of a grain of rice at the mouth of the bowl.
"It's useless."
The kiln-burning master didn't say anything, and hit it with a hammer.
Bang——
The hammer falls.
The beautifully crafted jianzhan was torn into pieces and turned into broken porcelain.
【Oh, no! 】
[Why destroy such a beautiful tea set? 】
[You are committing a crime! It is a blasphemy against labor! 】
Family members in North America, who had never seen such a battle, complained one after another.
As the gleaming lamps were smashed one after another, the accusations slowly turned into wails.
After discarding more than thirty defective products, the kiln master suddenly stopped what he was doing, carefully placed the kiln barrel on the open space as if it were a treasure, and poured in the mountain spring water from the kettle.
Chi la——
The water falls and white mist fills the air.
When the mist dissipated little by little, what emerged from it was a rose-colored lamp, with irregular ice cracks reflecting a layer of light, and its appearance resembled the legendary dragon egg.
The internal ice cracks look like real ice fragments against the background of the mountain spring water. With a slight shake, they 'alive' like being given life.
[O—M—G! 】
[Is this Chinese porcelain? I take back what I said before, this is not a tea set, this is a work of art! 】
[God, I must buy it and put it in the safe as a family heirloom]
[How much does it cost? As long as the price does not exceed two thousand US dollars, I will place an order! 】
[This is a masterpiece that can only be made by destroying one kiln and burning dozens of others. Three thousand dollars is not too much, so please put it on the shelves]
The North American family members were more and more excited.
The price listed also made the family overjoyed. Such a rare product can be bought for only 999 US dollars, which is affordable even for washing dishes in a restaurant.
If you take it out and resell it, you will make twice as much!
Who else could be a fool but a fool? !
What surprised the family even more was that the ice cracks were just the beginning.
The further back you drive, the more exquisite products there are.
There are circles of rainbow-colored lamps and metallic silver flower lamps. The strongest one is a looming five-clawed golden dragon. After pouring the mountain spring water, it gently shakes. With the ripples of the water, the five-clawed golden dragon seems to be alive. It comes and swims around, and the people watching are dazzled.
The price... naturally goes up as well. In order to avoid competition between Chinese and North American families, a group of administrators watched the live broadcast room intently and kicked out Chinese people whenever they found them, so that North American families would not lose any of their qualifications to buy.
…
"Brother Tian, your move is so clever!"
"We sent it, we sent it!"
The Yiwu boss, who is over fifty years old, has a brother: "One is 999 dollars, one thousand is one million dollars, and all costs are included, one is only ten dollars, a pure profit!"
"It's nothing. You just need to contact the finance department for the rest." Ye Tian laid the foundation and handed over all the follow-up tasks to the anchors he had recruited in the past week.
After all, it won’t take long for someone to follow up on this kind of thing, and profits will plummet. It’s enough to just do it briefly, and there is no need to make it your main business.
Take a flight back to Magic City.
The new version of the documentary "Legend in Prosperity" has been released on the official website.
It didn’t take long for the clients of each server and even players’ gathering places such as Twitter, Tieba, Weibo, and Inven Forum to synchronize the video.
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Players in different competition regions have different stances and have different opinions on Ye Tian.
But no matter what the impression is, Ye Tian's strength must be recognized, and great attention should be paid to Ye Tian, the Tongtian Dai who can directly influence the competition.
Therefore, as soon as the documentary was released, the popularity went straight to the top of the list, and the latest album released by a well-known singer was directly pushed to the second place.
this time.
"The Legend" was not classified into the third season according to the order, but opened a separate page, so that many new players could not learn about the previous failed documentaries.
The beginning of the documentary is the darkness before dawn.
Ye Tian's figure in a formal dress appears in the center of the camera, with his back facing the Los Angeles Staples Center, which was once the site of the S3 finals, and he steps forward.
When the first ray of sunlight broke through the barrier and rendered a golden line on the edge of the sky, the background around Ye Tian was broken and reorganized again and again.
The Staples Center, Seoul World Cup Stadium, Berlin Mercedes-Benz Stadium and other buildings that have been used as world championship venues flashed by one by one.
After more than ten seconds, the camera turned 180 degrees.
Ye Tian stood directly in front of the Bird's Nest Stadium. The scorching sun hanging high above his head expanded into four big characters - the sun is in full swing!
【handsome! 】
[From S3 to S7, from the darkness before dawn to noon, the artistic conception is so full]
[Rushitiantian is an idiom and also contains the name of Brother Tian. The cards are full, holy shit]
【This is the real legend】
As the first batch of barrages passed by, a low voice narrated.
"What does it take to become a legend?"
The response was a sentence from the North American commentator: "Mu Yong questioned, Tian is the strongest player in the world. He steps on the corpse of his enemy and ascends to his own throne step by step!"
The words fell.
The wonderful scenes of the S7 finals emerged one after another.
First up is the Hand of Noxus.
"Tian appeared in a position that he shouldn't have appeared in, and fell into the siege of SKT. This wave is likely to ruin EDG's remaining hope of qualifying... Oh my God, Tian opened the Gargoyle Plate Armor and stacked it. After level 5 [Blood Rage] rushes to the back row, Tian is already unbeatable!”
Nuoshou, whose body exuded gold and red luster, jumped up and struck down one ax after another, forcibly splitting the SKT team's barrier.
Next, there is the forehand and backhand education of Khan by the two heroes Weapon and Jayce. The Korean commentary wailing as the background sound is so dramatic.
"Facing Tian, there is only one feeling - despair."
"Being born in the same era as someone like Tian is the greatest luck and greatest misfortune for a top laner."
"Tian does not need the word 'legend' as proof. Instead, Tian needs to interpret the value of the word 'legend'."
"The entire LPL region would like to thank Tian."
"It must be admitted that Tian has opened a new chapter for League of Legends."
The narrations of professional players and League of Legends designers who have played against Ye Tian are accompanied by the TOP shots of Ye Tian in the S7 finals.
then.
The data will be released accordingly.
Behind the hexagram, which is several times larger than the frame, is an oversized golden [0] death number.
"It's hard to imagine that a player with such high talent would put in more training than others."
As a special guest, Abramovich interspersed an interview: "Tian is convincing not only for his super strength, but also for his extreme self-discipline. Before other EDG players got up, Tian sat in front of the computer and started training. EDG When the other players were resting, Tian also took the coaching staff to review the results. He never rested on his talent, but worked harder than anyone else.”
"The reason why I can do this is because I can't accept mediocrity." Ye Tian said with a side face: "If I can't become the best, it means failure for me. Even if I become the best, I must also surpass myself yesterday.”
The timeline advances to the Asian Games.
The Chinese team stood on the highest podium, watching the red flag rising, and the gold medal hanging on their chest looked extremely dazzling.
The excitement did not last long and ended quickly. In the LPL Bubble Tournament, EDG was reduced from the civil war fantasy god of the year to the LPL third seed, stumbling to win the last ticket to S8.
The Mingkai who once dominated the competition area and defeated Faker's undefeated golden body was half hidden in the darkness, which made the audience feel that time is not forgiving in their hearts.
suddenly.
The picture is reversed in two levels.
All members of EDG were bathed in the spotlight, surrounding Ye Tian, holding the Summoner's Trophy representing the world championship, and successfully defended their title.
"This is a miracle that cannot be replicated. The creator of the miracle is Tian."
The factory director's voice was filled with suppressed excitement: "I'm really grateful to Tian, for fulfilling my dream of becoming a champion."
"I have been moving towards Tian's goal. Even if I can't compete with him, I still want to be a player after Tian." Theshy said this, and his tone actually contained the fighting spirit to compete with Ye Tian.
The wonderful operations in the S8 finals flashed by like a revolving door.
Riot boss Tryndamere's bearded face appeared: "We like to see everyone passionate about competition and create something in competition. Gaining support and opportunities from fans is our real dream."
"Tian is one of the faces of this competition and a key figure in leading "League of Legends" to greatness."
final.
Ye Tian walked step by step through the hall where the Silver Dragon Cup, Summoner's Trophy, FMVP Trophy, championship rings, and Jakarta Asian Games gold medals were placed, and stopped in front of a simple pedestal without any decoration.
On the corner of the base, there is a row of small characters engraved on it.
——WHAT'SNEXT (What's next)? (End of chapter)