Chapter 7: Chaos
"Teacher Lin, have you ever planted land before? Have you ever cut wheat with a sickle?"
In the car, sitting in the passenger seat was the assistant director Guo Guo As a standard, he does not appear in the scene and is mainly responsible for the lines.
“I have planted and cut wheat with a sickle before, but that was already 15 years ago.”
Lin Xing said with some emotion: “Although I have occasionally done this over the years, It’s public welfare, but basically all I see is using combine harvesters to cut wheat.”
Guo Biao continued: "So, where is Miaoyin??"
Lin Miaoyin laughed: "I have never planted it. I only learned about the difference between rice and wheat when I was filming, because I saw pictures before I always thought they were the same. "
These are all in the script. Lin Miaoyin memorized the script by heart last night. Plus, she is a professional actor after all. Although her acting skills are not good, But there is still no problem in recording this kind of variety show.
What's more, this question just now was mainly for Lin Miaoyin to express herself. After all, Sister Dao and the program team had agreed to give Lin Miaoyin a few extra scenes.
“Rice is grown in paddy fields, while wheat is grown on land...”
Lin Miaoyin briefly talked about rice and wheat.
Of course, there will be pictures here later.
"Coincidentally, our wheat harvest is almost over today, and there are only two fields left, but the next step is the rice harvest."
Sitting in the passenger seat , Assistant Director Guo Biao, who did not show his face during the whole process, said while reading the script.
The nearly half-hour drive mainly revolves around farming, especially the theme of this issue is ‘the final harvest of wheat’.
"Teacher Lin, can you drive a harvester??"
Guo Biao continued to ask.
“I know a little bit.”
Lin Xing thought about how he had learned to use a harvester when he went to the north to alleviate poverty, but after all, he hadn’t driven it for a long time, so Lin Xing didn’t say anything. 's too slow.
Guo Biao asked: "Do you have a driver's license??"
Lin Miaoyin asked in surprise: "You need a driver's license to drive a harvester? What kind of driver's license is it???"
Guo Biaoke said: "Agricultural machinery drivers must have a driver's license issued by the agricultural machinery safety supervision department. Only those with an agricultural machinery driver's license can drive agricultural machinery, and they must be subject to regular inspections."
Lin Miaoyin suddenly said: "So that's it, who has this driver's license? Can anyone take the exam? ? ”
“Anyone between 18 and 55 years old can take the exam, and by chance, we made an appointment with the agricultural machinery supervision agency. Agree that we will take the test together tomorrow..."
Guo Biao said with a smile: "If you don't have a driver's license, you can take the test together tomorrow."
This should be something that the program team has communicated with the agricultural machinery supervision agency a long time ago, and this is actually a selling point of the program.
Lin Xing said: "Okay, let's join in the fun tomorrow."
After all, Lin Xing has never passed the driver's license test.
Along the way, Lin Xing and Lin Miaoyin did not find it boring when there was a script. Basically, Guo Biao brought up the topics.
Of course, by then this section of the journey may only last 5 minutes.
Half an hour later, the car started to shake a little.
"It will be there soon!"
Guo Biao said: "At this time, everyone is harvesting wheat in the fields. Because there will be heavy rain in three days, they must be the first to finish the harvest. Okay.”
After getting off the car, Lin Xing and Lin Miaoyin carried their suitcases and headed to their residence.
"In front of you is a house that was abandoned before. Then we all simply renovated it and transformed it into a dormitory..."
As Guo Biao walked ahead, he introduced the living environment to Lin Xing and Lin Miaoyin.
"This is too bad."
Outside the camera, Sister Dao looked very dissatisfied with the living environment. She said to Feng Gang: "Director Feng, this is not a place for people to live at all. What a place."
Feng Gang said with a smile: "It's just for recording. We will take you back to the hotel in a special car after the recording ends today."
"That's okay." >
Sister Dao nodded slightly.
It’s just a rural house that looks like it’s all made of brick walls. Looking at the living environment of the photo, it’s not bad, it’s quite bad.
As Lin Xing's manager, how could she let her artist sleep in such a 'doghouse'?
Yes.
In Sister Dao’s opinion, no dog can live in this environment.
The recording is still going on.
"Teacher Lin, please change your clothes and put on your gloves. Let's go to the fields to familiarize ourselves with the environment first."
Guo Biao said to Lin Xing and Lin Miaoyin: "They are at this time They're all still in the fields. "Okay, let's change clothes and go take a look in the fields." Lin Xing said as he closed the door and prepared to change clothes.
The clothes are provided by the program team, which are similar to breathable work clothes. This is to prevent everyone from heat stroke.
As for shoes, Lin Xing put on a pair of sneakers that he brought with him, so that he would be more comfortable when working.
After changing clothes, Lin Xingze and Lin Miaoyin accompanied the staff to the wheat field.
What comes into view is a golden wheat field. The sun shines on the wheat field, making every wheat shine golden.
In the distance is the rice that is about to be harvested.
This farmland grows both rice and wheat.
Guo Biao was observing the situation while walking.
“Pay attention to safety and don’t point the sickle at others.”
“Oh, I have never seen you so stupid. You bend down when you are cutting wheat.”< br>
“Duan Hai, pay attention to your safety and stay away.”
......
As soon as Lin Xing arrived at the wheat field, he saw the scene was in chaos. In the wheat field, Duan Hai and several other gangsters were in a mess cutting the wheat.
Not only that, there is a master watching next to him.
These masters are actually workers who harvest wheat. Of course, they all use combine harvesters now, but they still have to teach the eight guests how to harvest wheat.
Master belonging to 8 guests.
"Teacher Lin, this is a sickle. You have to be careful not to hurt yourself."
At this time, the staff handed Lin Xing a sickle, and then the master in the distance came over and gave it to Lin Xing. After a brief talk: "Do you understand??"
Lin Xing nodded lightly: "I'll try."
After saying that, Lin Xing went directly to the ground.
"Star, you have to be careful."
"Teacher Lin, don't use force when cutting."
"Xingxing, you have to be like me."
......
Treat Lin Xing well. Suddenly, Hong Fei, Duan Hai, and Guan Peng all greeted Lin Xing.
These people are really tired from harvesting wheat.
Lin Xing took a look and saw that everyone was cutting in a mess. Only Guan Peng was doing better, but Guan Peng was already out of breath.
After all, the last time Guan Peng harvested wheat was more than 20 years ago. Although he has passed away now, his life is much higher than that of ordinary people, otherwise he would not be so fat.
So, he really couldn’t stand bending down to cut.
……
Behind the camera.
Sister Dao wanted to tell Lin Xing to leave quickly.
What the hell is this? ? ?
What is this variety show about? ?
No wonder it’s sticky.
Although Sister Dao wanted to get angry, she still held back.
At this time, Sister Dao looked at Feng Gang and asked the camera to move closer
“Push the camera forward a little to give Lin Xing a close-up shot.”
Feng Gang said.
The main theme of this show is the clumsiness of celebrities working in the fields. In Feng Gang's opinion, it is impossible for Lin Xing to be familiar with using a sickle to cut wheat.
Besides, except for some poor areas, who still uses a sickle to cut wheat?
It would be damned if Lin Xing could use it skillfully.
So, when the camera focused on Lin Xing, Feng Gang's eyes widened immediately.
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(End of this chapter)