Chapter 55 Stark and the Snake
“…Are you sure it won’t swallow us in one bite?”
Tony’s voice was a little hoarse, but overall he remained calm. Worthy of being Iron Man!
The premise is that his legs seem to be shaking a bit, which may be because he has been standing for too long.
“I don’t eat humans, Lord Porusalino, Lord Orochimaru asked me to obey your orders.”
The big snake suddenly opened his mouth and made a voice that sounded a bit like a girl's. Although he looked ferocious and terrifying on the outside, his voice was unexpectedly soft and childish, full of a sense of dissonance.
"Snake...snake can talk?!"
Tony couldn't help but exclaimed, and now he also figured out, what if Porusalino wanted to harm them? , he and Ethan had already cooled down.
"What's so strange about this? Orochimaru's side even frogs and slugs can talk. If you go to my side of the world one day, you might even see skeletons talking."
< br>Polusalino carried Tony and Ethan and landed on the head of the snake. Orochimaru was quite reliable. The snake had a crest-like structure on its head. You don’t have to worry about it falling off easily when you sit on it. Go down.
"Hey, isn't there a slightly normal means of transportation?"
Tony couldn't help but complain. Until now, his heart rate has not returned to normal. If he had a heart disease, he might have died on the spot. .
"Yes, there is also a women's bicycle. You can take turns riding it. By the way, that bicycle is pink."
Porusalino chuckled. , if it weren't for the fact that Tony would probably choose to walk, he would actually like to see Iron Man ride a pink bicycle.
The speed of the big snake gliding on the ground was quite astonishing, but within ten minutes, smoke could already be seen rising from the foot of the mountain in the distance.
"Ms. Quetzalcoatl, are you interested in accepting a well-paid job? How about a monthly salary of half a million US dollars? If it's not enough, we can discuss it..."
With such a little time, Tony has completely given up on the idea. Fearing the big snake, he also enthusiastically wanted to recruit this giant python called the Quetzalcoatl as an employee.
I have to say that Tony is indeed very discerning. Even the top sports car cannot be as impressive as riding a giant python more than 40 meters long.
What's more, the feathered snake's combat effectiveness is quite impressive. Its scales are enough to withstand close range fire from fully automatic rifles. Its power can easily overturn a main battle tank, and even its speed is no faster than an ordinary one. How much slower is a sports car.
When necessary, the feathered snake can take its owner to the ground to escape, provided that the ground cannot be rock or too thick cement.
Not only is it a high-quality car, but it is also an extremely powerful bodyguard. Not to mention half a million dollars, even if it costs several times more, Tony can totally accept it.
"What is work?"
The country snake from Ryuji Cave in the Ninja World listened to Tony's words with great interest, and then asked curiously.
Although the feathered serpent is long and thick, it was still a young snake when it was born in Longdi Cave, which is about six or seven years old when converted to human age.
It didn't understand a lot of what Tony said, but it just found the chirping of the two-legged beast very interesting.
"Well, my job is to give you money or other benefits. You have to listen to me."
Tony doesn't feel guilty at all about deceiving children, and all he can think about is recruiting this snake to come back as a bodyguard. Also a car. For a slutty guy like Tony, appearing in front of everyone while riding a big snake is simply more satisfying than announcing that he is Iron Man in public.
"No, Lord Orochimaru only told me to obey Lord Polusalino's orders."
Quatal Serpent rejected Tony without hesitation , there was no room for negotiation in his tone.
"Hey, madam, it's the 21st century now. Personal dependence is no longer popular. You have the right to decide your own future..."
The unwilling Tony tried to instill the so-called independence and equality into Quetzalcoatl. With his thinking, he is obviously a typical male chauvinist who puts on his pants and ignores women, but now he has become a pioneer of equal rights.
"Ahem...Tony, I would like to remind you that Orochimaru is the fourth generation Hokage of Konoha Village. Konoha Village has just faced four opponents of the same level and won the first game that lasted for several years. Three great ninja wars..."
Porusalino watched Tony abduct the feathered serpent with cold eyes, and then reminded him with a smile after he estimated that the heat was almost over.
"The leader of the village? The head of the village? Mr. Porusalino, do you know how many senators and congressmen have received donations from Stark Industries? Even the president of a country in South America wants to To meet the head of Stark Industries in your home country, you need to apply weeks in advance..."
Tony said disdainfully, even though he is now so poor that he doesn't even have a car, as long as he can return to a civilized society, he will immediately be a guest of dignitaries from all over the world. A puppet like the President of Afghanistan is not even qualified to shine his shoes. None.
"As far as I know, there are more than 10,000 ninjas in Konoha..."
Polusalino said unhurriedly, the Fourth Ninja War of the Five Great Nations Being able to gather 70,000 ninja troops, even if the Third Ninja War has just ended, there will not be many ninjas in Konoha.
“Hi, the U.S. military has more than one million active troops and is the most powerful military force on earth!”
Tony sneered. As the U.S. military’s number one arms supplier, he is completely There is reason to look down upon the armed forces at the 'village' level.
Although it is a bit exaggerated to say that this village can pull out tens of thousands of armed personnel, but if you think about it carefully, when the Afghan government fell, there were still hundreds of thousands of troops. What do tens of thousands of armed personnel count?
"The vast majority of ninjas are well-trained killing machines..."
Polusalino did not care about Tony's reaction and continued to speak slowly.
This time Tony was too lazy to say anything. A three-year-old child can become a killing machine with weapons manufactured by Stark Industries.
“The weakest among them are called genin. Any genin who has experienced war, as long as they have simple training and some knowledge about firearms, can assassinate the person who kidnapped you. All the terrorist groups were wiped out..."
Before Porusalino finished speaking, he saw Tony's face turning green. More than 10,000 assassins who were comparable to top killers?
What kind of monster organization is this?
Are their enemies aliens?
Oh, in a sense, the ninja world is also an alien planet to the earth. Excuse me...
"The elite among ninjas are called jounin, and the weakest jounin can be easily killed. There are dozens of genin, and the strongest jounin is like Orochimaru. If there are no superheroes to stop him, destroying several small countries is just like playing..."
Porusalino smiled and gave Tony another bombshell news. Tony, who was sitting on the head of the feathered serpent, had already begun to think about the possibility of running away.
(End of this chapter)