Chapter 112 The first gathering of the chat group
“Let me show you my skills.”
Polusalino, who successfully lit the charcoal fire, held two handfuls of meat in each hand Kushimi, smiled at Fubuki.
This is a skill that was developed at the Naval Academy. Even old man Zefa can't blame his conscience for not making it delicious.
It's a bit too much to mock Porusalino while eating and drinking, saying that he is more suitable to be a cook on a warship.
"This is not good... everyone has been training very hard..."
Fubuki glanced at the direction of the training ground with some confusion. Others were training hard, but they were relaxing here. While enjoying the barbecue, I always felt that something was not quite right.
At this moment, the smell of barbecue had just come out, and the noses of many heroes who were relatively close were twitching slightly. They turned their heads and saw that it was Godspeed Flash and Hell Fubuki who were grilling meat. They couldn't help but curse in their hearts. loudly, and then exercised harder.
Looking at this posture, it is as if the wooden stake is used as a substitute for Porusalino, and the intensity of the kick is somewhat personal.
"Will you eat it later?"
Porusalino raised his eyebrows slightly. He had seen too many duplicitous people like Fubuki. After all, wouldn't one or two of them eat better than anyone else?
“Eat!”
Fubuki didn’t hesitate at all. It’s a crime not to eat when the roast is so fragrant. The pigs, cows and sheep who sacrificed their lives for this barbecue will all cry. .
But this feeling is really amazing. Even if Fubuki doesn’t know much about what an admiral means, even in the One Punch World, Porusalino is the newly promoted ninth in the S class. .
Such a powerful man was actually willing to lower his body to grill her. Thinking of this, Fubuki's mood suddenly improved inexplicably.
"Come and try it. This is barbecue certified by the Navy Headquarters Senior Canteen Chef. Unfortunately, the ingredients are a bit poor, so I can only use 80% of my strength... And you guys, don't make such a sad face, aren't you? Are you eliminated for the time being? It’s not like you won’t have the chance to learn the Six Styles in the future.”
Porusalino sprinkled the barbecue with seasonings and even gave some to the training ground, with envy written all over his face. lily and the orangutan.
Neither of them could withstand yesterday's high-intensity training, but this was expected by Porusalino. After all, Lily's physical strength was at the bottom among the heroes participating in the training camp. She only exists as a threshold.
And he does not have the firm will of an unlicensed knight. When faced with high-intensity training that exceeds his own limits, it is not surprising that he failed to persist to the end.
It's a pity for Yamazaru. In terms of pure physical strength, he is already considered good among the heroes in the training camp.
However, Porusalino himself is a strong speed player, and his training methods are also more inclined to speed players. People who rely on strength to make a living are not popular here.
Even the vest-vegetarians, who are also strong-minded, can persist only with their physique that far exceeds that of mountain apes.
"Lord Porusalino, when will the next training camp start?"
Lily and Yamazaru looked at each other, and finally Lily, who was obviously more lovable, whispered. Asked.
They have been eliminated this time, but when the next one starts, with the experience of this time, they believe that they will be able to persist until the end.
"No...it depends on fate, but I still suggest that you learn from others. Aren't there several people in the Fubuki group who haven't been eliminated? That guy is just stupid. It's the same if you ask him to teach you later."
< br>Polusalino originally wanted to say that there would be no next one, but considering that I had a pretty good time in One Punch World, and the difference in time flow rate between One Punch World and One Piece World, I decided to use this place as a vacation place. Not bad either.
Not to mention the sisters Tatsumaki and Fubuki. He might come again in the future, and it would be logical to hold another training camp by then.
"Can the eyelashes pass the training camp?"
Lily was a little worried. It was only the third day that out of the dozen or so members of the Snow Blowing Team who participated in the training camp, only Four people, including former team members wearing glasses.
Although Eyelash is the second-ranked B-level hero and is the strongest in Fubuki's group after Fubuki-san, it's hard to say whether he can persist until the end.
Looking at this elimination ratio alone, the members of Fubuki's team seem to be a bit useless. However, considering that they are all B-level heroes, their original strength ranks low in the training camp, occupying the top spot. It’s no surprise that most of the roster spots were eliminated.
"...It should be possible. That guy has a good physique and will, but his character seems a bit weak and it is difficult to be alone..."
Porusalino can't remember what the eyelashes are. Which one, glanced at the heroes who were kicking the stakes, and then remembered who Lily was talking about.
At this time, Eyelash has taken off his suit and put on sportswear that is suitable for sports and wear-resistant like the glasses of the former member of the Fubuki Team.
In this kind of ultra-intense training, even the slightest disadvantage can lead to failure, let alone the clothes you wear.
After observing his eyelashes kicking the wooden stake for a moment, Porusalino could roughly judge his current state.
Although he is incomparable to old man Zefa, a senior instructor who has taught countless navy, but with his powerful knowledge and domineering power, it is quite easy for Porusalino to predict whether the eyelashes will pass the training. of.
"That's good. If no one in Fubuki's group can pass in the end, I will lose all face..."
Fubuki breathed a sigh of relief. Porusalino invited the Fubuki Team, but it was just that he was not allowed to join the Fubuki Team. In the end, it was too miserable that the Fubuki Team didn't even benefit at all.
"By the way, have you prepared gifts for Master Zhang?"
Polusalino distributed the remaining meat skewers to the remaining members of the Fubuki Team and prepared to send them away.
The team members are also very conscious about going as far as they can, so as not to hinder Mr. Porusalino and Mr. Fubuki from falling in love.
Lily, who had been following Fubuki, secretly smiled like an aunt, as if she had finally married off her older daughter.
However, in a special environment like One Punch World, most girls do get married relatively early. Fubuki, who has no partner at the age of 23, is already too late, and Long, who is 28, is already too late. Juan is simply an older leftover girl.
"Well, Ai-chan helped me pick some medicines, and we will give them to Zhang Zhenren together then."
Fubuki chose to hug the thigh of her best friend Haibara Ai. I have to say that Haibara Ai's thoughts are indeed very interesting. Well, it specifically targets the world where Zhang Sanfeng lives and his character.
If it wasn't too much trouble, Porusalino would have wanted to exchange it for a gift.
Compared with antibiotics and other drugs that can save countless lives, pure gold, an extremely precious treasure in the eyes of Wulaoxing, may not be as good as drugs that can save lives in Zhang Sanfeng's eyes.
“Tsk, Haihara Ai, that girl is really smart...”
Porusalino thought about it and realized that there was no shortage of force-type girls around him. There were more than one who could rival admirals like Esdeath and Gion, but there were only a few who relied on intelligence to make a living.
Nami, the only one who can barely be considered intelligent, is just a little thief cat who is trying to make money.
Now that I think about becoming a navy marshal, it seems that I have to find a few beautiful girls with higher IQs.
After all, even the Warring States Marshal, who is known as the 'wise general', needs the assistance of Lieutenant General Ahe, and Porusalino just wants to inherit the fine tradition of the navy.
As for why it has to be a girl, and it has to be beautiful, that’s a matter of opinion.
"You are not allowed to have Ai-chan's ideas!"
Fubuki suddenly frowned and looked at Porusalino suspiciously.
Although she seemed to be easy to take the bait in front of Porusalino, that was because Porusalino's own conditions were so good that Fubuki could selectively ignore his philandering. shortcoming.
Anyway, no matter how much Polusalino is interested, he is in another world, and theoretically has little to do with Fubuki.
But if Porusalino attacks her best friend Haibara Ai, that would be a bit too much!
"How is it possible? I'm not interested in little girls."
Polusalino rolled his eyes. Aijiang is actually quite cute, but the current style of painting of big-headed dolls tends to be practical. It was true that the sent Porusalino was not very interested.
A legal lolita like Tatsumaki is the limit that Porusalino can accept, even if it is smaller, it is unacceptable.
While Porusalino and Fubuki were chatting, on the other side of the training ground, Flash, who was shining, finally started practicing his Arashi kick.
However, compared to those heroes who have to kick wooden stakes to train, Flash Flash can get started directly.
"How to roll up the vacuum by kicking? It's really a completely different idea from the wind blade kick..."
After Flash tried several times according to his own ideas, he found that it didn't work. He quickly Then he made a change and tried a few quick kicks using the method taught by Porusalino.
The ultra-high-speed kick produced a sharp sound of wind whizzing through the air, and Flash, who slowly flashed, also gained experience.
"Lanjiao!"
When the first vacuum wind blade kicked out and cut a deep ravine on the wooden stake in front of them, everyone's eyes were focused on the flashing On Flash.
Then came the second and third courses!
The vacuum wind blade kicked out by Flash Flash is becoming more and more powerful, and its range is getting farther and farther. Without considering the lethality, the farthest attack range even exceeds 20 meters. .
Such a move has full practical value, but the flashy Flash still doesn't seem satisfied.
"Huh...Have you started practicing Lan Kou already..."
Qingyan saw this scene from the corner of his eye, and his mood became very complicated.
Although he knew that Flash Flash, an S-class hero, was much stronger than him, Qing Yan, who had always had high demands on himself, had always held himself to the standards of Flash Flash.
Even if he can't keep up with the other party for the time being, he doesn't want the distance between the two to be stretched too far.
However, the reality is that no matter how hard he tries, the gap between A-class heroes and S-class heroes is always so clear before his eyes.
But it was different now. Qingyan turned to look at Porusalino, who was chatting and laughing with Fubuki while grilling meat.
He has already begun to feel the results of Porusalino's training camp. This is only two days of high-intensity training. If he can persist until the one-month deadline of the training camp...
Thinking of this, Qing Yan's heart became hotter and hotter, and the force of kicking on the wooden pile also continued to increase.
At this time, Porusalino didn't know that he had become the sustenance of many people. After grilling a few more skewers of meat, he figured it was almost done, so he opened a dimensional chat group with Fubuki.
According to the previous agreement, this is the first team-building activity of the dimensional chat group. All group members will participate, even Xiao Mei, who recently joined the chat group, is no exception.
[Passers who want to hug Luo Feng’s thigh: Roll call, roll call, is everyone here? 】
[Xiao Lin: It has been prepared for a long time. Is the place over there big enough? Thor also wants to go there with me. It will be troublesome if the place is not big enough...】
[Passenger who wants to hug Luo Feng’s thigh: Don’t worry, it’s okay. I’ve already asked the real person. He will wait for us in the back mountain. Even if Thor changes back to the dragon form, it won’t be a big deal. 】
[Xiao Mei: I’m here too! Cousin Xiao Yan asked me to ask, can he really not come with me? 】
[Haihara Ai: Unfortunately, it is not possible. Currently, it seems that only group members and non-human beings can travel to other worlds through chat groups...]
[Haihara Ai: But this is not a bad thing, at least we don’t have to worry about our world being invaded by other people in the group in the future. ]
[Xiao Lin: Haha, how is this possible...]
[Passers who want to hug Luo Feng’s thigh: Xiaolin, you are too naive...]
[Porusalino: Huh? Is everyone here? When to leave? 】
[Fubuki: Let’s all report the numbers together. Don’t cause trouble to Master Zhang. I’ll go first. I’m one! 】
【Haihara Ai: Two! 】
[Porusalino: Two...hey, so fast? Then I am three. 】
[Passers who want to hug Luo Feng’s thigh: Four four four! ]
[Kobayashi; I am Five~]
[Jotaro Kujo: Six...]
[Orochimaru: Oh, a new world, Shinto People expect...seven! 】
[Xiao Mei: Huh? eight! I am eight! 】
[Tony Stark: Hey, there's me, Nine! Mr. Stark is the ninth! 】
【Esdeath: Ten, are there any more? If not, hurry up! 】
[Passers who want to hug Luo Feng’s thigh: No more, everyone is here, @张三峰真人 are you ready? 】
【Zhang Sanfeng: Wouldn’t it be great to have friends from far away? 】
[Passers who want to hug Luo Feng’s thigh: NICE! Let’s go! 】
……
[Ding! Zhang Sanfeng issued a designated task and invited @porusalino to enter his world. Do you accept it? 】
【Accept/Reject】【Ding! Zhang Sanfeng issued a designated task and invited @passerby who wanted to hug Luo Feng’s thigh to enter his world. Do you accept it? 】
【Accept/Reject】
...
As a series of group prompts sounded, members of the chat group in different worlds appeared in front of their own exclusive invitations.
Polusalino, who was already familiar with the journey, directly chose to accept the invitation. A white light flashed in front of his eyes. The first thing that caught his eye was a fairy-like old Taoist with a boyish face and fair hair. When he saw Polusalino He was slightly startled, but soon returned to normal.
Behind the old Taoist, there was a little Taoist boy with red lips and white teeth. He saw a white light suddenly light up in front of the Grand Master, and then a 'godman' who was more than one foot tall appeared from the white light, and he screamed in fright. .
"First meeting, Mr. Zhang, I wish you a happy 100th birthday."
Porusalino glanced at the little Taoist boy, then turned his attention to the old Taoist, and at the same time presented a small packaged box, which contained a wooden hairpin inlaid with pure gold.
"Thank you very much for your distinguished guest coming from afar, Wudang is so bright..."
Because there are other group members coming next, the old Taoist just smiled and nodded, but He took the gift with his own hands and handed it to the little Taoist boy behind him.
Before Porusalino could speak, as white lights lit up, the remaining members of the chat group appeared in the open space one after another.
There is no need to go into details about Fubuki who came with Porusalino. The one who is not much higher than Porusalino’s knees is Haibara Ai.
I don’t know if it’s because of the change from the second dimension to the third dimension, but it doesn’t look like the big-headed doll Porosalino imagined. At first glance, it looks quite similar to a tornado.
Seemingly noticing Porusalino's gaze, Fubuki stepped forward intentionally or unintentionally to greet her best friend, but happened to block Porusalino's view.
"Boss Kizaru! We finally meet! I am a passerby!"
As soon as the passerby who swallowed the starry sky world appeared, he couldn't wait to look for someone's figure. If it hadn't been for Bo Rusalino kindly gave him an animal-type Devil Fruit, and subsequent passers-by were unable to succeed.
Even now, his main strength comes from the development of the animal type, the gorilla fruit, the ancient species, and the giant ape form.
"Oh, it's you... Well, it looks okay..."
Porusalino looked at the passerby. Before that, he had cried in the chat group and didn't know. Is it because of the Devil Fruit? He looks more and more like a gorilla now, and even his old friends can't recognize him.
Now it looks like Porusalino is not as exaggerated as he said, at most only 60 to 70% similar...
"Really? I'd say it's actually not bad. Well!”
The passers-by cried with joy. It must be said that Porusalino’s extremely handsome face was very convincing. Even the passers-by who were very unsure of themselves suddenly relaxed a lot.
"First meeting, Porusalino-kun, I am Orochimaru."
Orochimaru, wearing a Hokage robe and a bamboo hat, walked out of the white light. His eyes swept across the crowd and saw Orochimaru. At the moment of Rusalino, his pupils couldn't help but shrink slightly.
Although I have known for a long time that Porusalino is very powerful, and I often asked about their perception of Polusalino from the mouths of Quetzalcoatl and Ten Thousand Snakes, when they actually met, Orochimaru Only then did he realize that he still underestimated this admiral whom he had never met before.
The sense of threat that loomed over his back was simply more terrifying than when he faced Sansho Hanzo and the Third Raikage when he was young.
“Well, nice to meet you.”
Porusalino said with a smile, which was in sharp contrast to the passers-by who had almost shrunk behind him.
"The passerby seems to be afraid of seeing me?"
Orochimaru naturally also noticed the passerby behind Porusalino. Compared to the passerby who brought him a serious sense of threat, Orochimaru In Rusalino, harmless passers-by are obviously easier to deal with.
And in Orochimaru's eyes, passersby are a well-deserved treasure trove of information. They not only know all the secrets of the ninja world, but also know information about many other worlds.
In an environment like the dimensional chat group, the information possessed by passers-by is of immeasurable value. If given the choice, Orochimaru would even be willing to trade passers-by with more than a hundred ninjas from the Intelligence Department of Konoha Village.
"Then what... Orochimaru, don't look at me with such eager eyes. It feels like you are putting me on the operating table for dissection..."
The passerby smiled dryly and poked his head out. , still determined to stay away from Orochimaru.
This is the value of a good image. Even if he knew that Orochimaru had no real ill will towards him, passers-by were still panicking to death when facing Orochimaru.
If it weren’t for Polusalino, a big backer, passers-by might not dare to appear in front of Orochimaru.
Realizing this, Porusalino gave passers-by a thoughtful look. Speaking of which, this kid is not as careless as he seems on the surface. Until now, he has not revealed much in the group. By swallowing the information of the starry sky world.
And it only gave Porusalino, who was considered a member of the justice camp, permission to go to his world. A dangerous person like Orochimaru would probably not be given a chance to kill a passerby.
In contrast, Esdeath is the real tough one. As soon as he joined the group, he asked Porusalino to go to the Red World. If Polusalino had bad intentions, If you don't do it right, there will be big problems.
"Real person! I'm here to see you. I wish you happiness and longevity!"
Passers-by who didn't dare to deal with Orochimaru face to face took the opportunity to run to Zhang Sanfeng with a flattering expression. Gongshou Road.
If the Devil Fruit that Porusalino gave him can be considered the key to his fortune, then the martial arts that Zhang Sanfeng taught him was the first pot of gold for passers-by.
Moreover, passers-by who are time-travelers also admire Zhang Sanfeng very much. This man is known as a great master in the world of martial arts.
“Thank you so much, little passerby.”
Zhang Sanfeng was smiling. He didn’t show any emotion because the passerby looked like a gorilla. On the contrary, the little Taoist boy was so frightened by the passerby that he died. He clutched the Taishi's sleeves tightly, fearing that the orangutan monster would suddenly open his bloody mouth and swallow him.
“Wow, what a cute kid~ Real person, what’s this kid’s name?”
The passers-by didn’t have much self-awareness yet. Seeing that the little Taoist boy was so cute with red lips and white teeth, he was filled with love and squatted down. I came down and wanted to tease this young lady.
"Qingshu, I haven't met Senior Lu yet."
Zhang Sanfeng smiled and patted his disciple on the head, but saw that the expression on the passerby's face froze instantly.
The mature Zhang Sanfeng frowned slightly, but didn't say much. He just secretly noted the strangeness of the passersby at this time, and prepared to look back to see if there was anything wrong with Qingshu.
"Hello everyone! I am Xiaolin!"
Soon someone appeared from the white light, but it was an urban woman wearing glasses who looked a bit boyish. She was happy He waved hello to everyone.
The speed of time in different worlds is very different. Even if you travel here at the same time, there will be a sequence.
"I'm a passerby. Over there are Boss Polusalino and Hell Fubuki. This is Haiyuan..."
I was just startled by Song Qingshu next to Zhang Sanfeng. The passers-by quickly recovered and kindly introduced everyone's identities to Xiao Lin, who couldn't recognize everyone like him.
"Wow! Ai-chan is so cute! Kawaii~"
But before passers-by could finish introducing Orochimaru and Zhang Sanfeng, Xiaolin could not wait to hug the expressionless Gray Yuan Ai rubbed her little face hard.
Although she looks like a seven or eight-year-old girl, Haibara Ai's adult intellectual temperament when placed in a toddler's body makes her look a bit like a child pretending to be an adult, which instead gives people a particularly cute feeling. .
"Stay away from me! Didn't you say that the dragon you raised is coming too?"
Hui Yuan Ai pushed Xiao Lin away angrily. As a researcher, she had already I was full of curiosity about Xiaolin's dragon maid, but it was a pity that I couldn't study what the so-called giant dragon was through the chat group.
"Oh! By the way, everyone, please move out of the way, Thor is here in the form of a dragon!"
Xiao Lin then remembered that she had promised Thor that she would take him with him as soon as possible. She came here, God knows if the child would get into any big trouble if she wasn't by Thor's side.
Both Porusalino and Orochimaru cooperated and gave up their positions, and they were also very interested in the dragon raised by Xiaolin's family.
Soon as the white light soared into the sky, a giant dragon several stories high appeared in front of everyone.
Compared with the Q version of the two-dimensional image, the three-dimensional Thor's appearance is obviously much more fierce, and his body shape is more oppressive. Even Zhang Sanfeng is a little uneasy.
Although the other party is unlikely to have any malicious intentions, if such a behemoth causes harm to the world, he, the 'chief culprit', cannot escape the blame.
Zhang Sanfeng, who had never been interested in many strange things in the chat group, also had some thoughts of becoming stronger at this time.
For a martial arts master who has been invincible for decades, such an idea would simply make people's jaws drop when told.
No matter how advanced the martial arts is, it is meaningless to the many 'inhumans' in the chat group. Even Zhang Sanfeng's Tai Chi at the bottom of the box cannot threaten someone like Porusalino. An existence comparable to gods and demons.
"Xiao Lin, can I change back?"
The dragon's majestic pale golden eyes looked down at everyone, and finally fell on the ordinary Xiao Lin.
The next moment Thor couldn't wait to speak, before meeting Xiao Lin, it had always lived in the form of a giant dragon, but now Thor has long been accustomed to the form of a dragon maid, and occasionally transforms back into a giant dragon. Long was really not used to it.
"Of course!"
Xiao Lin hadn't seen Thor like this for a long time. He was a little dazed for a while, but he soon came back to his senses.
"Qiang Qiang! Hello everyone, I am the maid of the Xiaolin family, just call me Thor!"
Under the gaze of everyone, the giant dragon shrank rapidly in the light, She turned into Thor, a dragon maid wearing a maid outfit, with horns and a big tail.
At this time, Thor still had none of the majestic posture of the giant dragon just now, wagging his big tail and greeting everyone enthusiastically.
If it weren't for her horns and tail, as well as her ridiculous figure, no one would associate the maid in front of her with the dragon.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuori Envy, I really want the dragon maid...”
The passers-by on the side were drooling when they saw it. The three-dimensional Thor is a watcher. A beautiful woman who looks very enthusiastic, even her horns and tail only add a bit of strange charm to her. Even the beauty detection radar in Porusalino's mind automatically turned on at the first moment.
"Huh? Gorillas can talk?"
Thor glanced at the passers-by and said in surprise.
In the world she originally lived in, there were no gorillas. In Xiaolin's world, only humans could talk. When she first saw passers-by, she thought they were gorillas in the zoo that she had seen on TV.
"Asshole! Look clearly, I am a human being!"
The passerby was so angry that he almost wanted to hit him. Oh, there is a dragon on the other side, so it's okay.
"How did you do this? From being so big to being so small?"
Haihara Ai looked at Thor's tail curiously, wondering a little bit about it. How it grew.
But considering that the other party was a giant dragon, no matter how curious she was, she still controlled herself well.
"Hey! You are all so much faster than me!"
Here, Thor has just turned into a dragon maid, and immediately another white light lights up. This time, what appears is Tony Stark in the Iron Suit.
“You’re late, Tony.”
Polusalino smiled and bumped fists with Iron Man. He had a relatively good relationship with the other person, and he was serious about it. He is also a minority shareholder of Stark Industries.
"No, no, no, Mr. Stark always comes at the right time. The party hasn't even started yet. How can you say I'm late?"
Tony Stark shook his finger. , no matter what kind of party or gathering, Mr. Stark is the absolute protagonist. The climax of the party is when he arrives, and he can never be late.
"Zhenzhen Zhang is celebrating his 100th birthday. Don't even think about parties. The old man can't stand such excitement."
Polusalino seriously doubts that Tony Stark wants to If he makes trouble, if this guy holds a swimming pool party in Wudang Mountain, Zhang Sanfeng will probably risk his life with him.
“Please, this is my 100th birthday! How many people in this world can live to be 100 years old, wouldn’t it be a pity not to celebrate it properly?”
Tony Stark expressed that he couldn't understand that if he could live to be a hundred years old, he would definitely have a party with a hundred beauties in swimsuits for seven days and seven nights to celebrate.
The party must be held next to the graves of the people he hates the most. It would be best to make those hateful people so angry that they can't even hold down the coffin boards.
"Dear Mr. Stark, not everyone likes pool parties as much as we...well, like you."
Polusalino didn't know what to say. Tony Stark explained that in Zhang Sanfeng's eyes, the pool party thing was probably the same concept as King Zhou's wine pool and meat forest.
If they were really tricked by Stark, even if Zhang Sanfeng himself had no objections, the Wu-Tang Clan would be regarded as evil heretics that everyone in the world would beat up.
(End of this chapter)