Chapter 133 Darkness
“Ah, great Lord Eris, how did things become like this again?”
In the Eris church in Axel town, a man A female knight in armor knelt in front of the statue, pouring out her troubles to the god she served.
“I just rushed into the Goblin pile and wanted to experience being ravaged by those dirty male Goblins. Oh no, I used it as a solid shield to protect my companions, but my companions But they couldn't understand my behavior, and they said afterwards that I made the team take unnecessary risks.
Ah, it feels so great to feel that I have paid a lot, but to be belittled by my teammates afterwards. ,Uh no, that's too bad.
Lord Eris, you are the goddess in charge of luck, and I am a cross knight who serves you. Why on earth do I suffer the fate of being abandoned by my companions? Do you no longer favor the Darkness family? "
In the afterlife space, in the goddess's boudoir, Eris, who was drinking tea, was directly choked. The white-haired goddess started to complain.
"That's not because you always rush around. The reason for the pile of monsters is that your companions just want a cross knight who can attract hatred, but you rush into the pile of monsters alone because of your own hobby. Of course, your adventurer companions should not be able to stabilize the cross knight that can attract the hatred of monsters. A knight! "
Looking through the eyes of the statue of the girl who had been praying to her since she was a child and who came from a devout believer's family, Eris, the goddess of luck, rubbed her temples with a headache.
Lalati Na Ford Darkness's ability to survive many attempts at death was partly due to her caring for this child.
But if the opponent's shaky M attribute continues to show up during the adventure, sooner or later she will encounter an enemy that can bring her own bad luck, because the luck attribute is never invincible.
Just when Eris was thinking about how to save this child with a very problematic personality, he heard Darkness continue to pray: "Lord Eris, now I am alone again. situation, if possible, please grant me I am a friend who will never abandon me.
Of course, if you really want to abandon me, woo woo, then I will still accept it.”
This prayer makes Er. Reese's eyes lit up, and he suddenly had a great idea.
. . . .
"Extra, extra, the swimsuit beauty pageant is about to hold its third audition, and the entrance fee is only 5,000 eris!"
After Darkness prayed and walked out of the church door, she heard someone walking on the street. Children walking in the alley shouted this, and at the same time, a flyer for a swimsuit beauty pageant floated under their feet.
Originally Darkness was not going to pay attention to it, but she suddenly thought of her prayer in front of the statue and stopped.
Picked up the written leaflet from the ground and murmured to himself: "Could this be Lord Eris' revelation?"
The crusade against the goblin gathering place had just begun. Darkness was kicked out of the adventurer team when she came back and had nothing to do for the time being. She decided to go to the venue where the swimsuit beauty pageant was written on the flyer. After paying the money at the entrance, she entered the venue. in.
The venue was crowded with people, most of whom were male spectators, and a few were female spectators. Mobile vendors were wandering around the two-person-wide aisle, selling various snacks and drinks.
"Now, let us introduce again, the four scoring judges of this swimsuit beauty pageant..."
Darkness entered the swimsuit pageant at the right time. Today's swimsuit beauty pageant As soon as she found her seat and sat down, she heard the host continue using amplification.
"They are the sponsor of the prize money, Broly, the proud disciple of Miss Aqua, the high priest;
The representative of the town management who strongly supports the holding of the swimsuit beauty contest, His Excellency Prosecutor Sena;
The representative of the Adventurer's Guild who actively assists in the smooth organization of the beauty pageant, Miss Luna, the eternal poster girl of adventurers;
and the judge Das, who was voted by all male adventurers and represents Axel's popular male aesthetics. special! "
After the introduction of the judges, the swimsuit beauty pageant began.
"So, let us invite the first contestant today..."
One An adventurer who looked suspiciously like a woman came out. The reason why he looked suspicious was because he was wearing a red female swimsuit, and his body was full of muscles. It would be an exaggeration to say that his arms could run a horse.
"Then, please let this lady show off her beauty."
The host said with some difficulty that the first contestant in the beauty pageant on the third day was a protein queen, which was really a bit confusing. Hard clam.
"I'm not married yet, and I'm still a young girl now."
The Protein Queen rolled her eyes at the host, but didn't care about these details, and expressed her own understanding of beauty. .
“I think beauty is muscles!” She said this and began to perform various bodybuilding movements in the swimming pool ring. In the last thirty seconds of showing off her beauty, she also took out a prop, a real piece of Shi Ban performed a chest-breaking talent show on the ring, which made the audience who originally complained about the quality of the first contestant change their attitude and applauded one after another.
"So, Contestant No. 1 has already shown her beauty and talent, and asked four judges and teachers to give her scores!"
"Women also have masculine beauty, and those muscles are real at first sight. It plays an important role in the security of the town. I give it 8 points.”
Prosecutor Sena held up the sign with 8 points, but also gave the reason for giving it a high score of 8 points.
“Contestant No. 1 is a powerful adventurer. As a shield guard, she is a solid shield for her teammates. However, as a beauty pageant contestant, I think she is a little too tough, so I can only give to 7 minutes.”
Luna, the guild poster girl, also gave her own ratings and reasons.
"Muscle aesthetics, you let me know the new beauty, I will give it 8 points."
Broly also raised the sign, and played out from him The score was basically no lower than seven points.
“1 point, no more. Although muscular aesthetics makes sense, this is a women’s exclusive swimsuit beauty contest. Which man would want to see a muscular female figure near the swimming pool? What?”
Dast held up a 1-point sign and spoke out the inner thoughts of the vast majority of the male audience present without giving any face.
"Dast, we support you, you are the real man!"
"Yes, the other judges are either children or women. Their aesthetics are not normal at all, and they do not represent the normality of Axel's men at all. Aesthetics."
"Only you, who once guarded the women's changing rooms and toilets with gentle eyes and was detained by the town sheriff many times, are the real light of justice in this swimsuit beauty pageant!"
"Come on, Dast, the man who represents us Axel, show your true desires, hahaha..."
There is no doubt that Dast's score was greatly affected by the scene. There is support from a large number of male viewers in the audience. They usually don’t dare to offend a muscular woman with arms that can run a horse, but at the swimsuit beauty pageant, they can gather people to support the Dust judges who represent them and make a decision on this beauty pageant. Fair aesthetic judgment.
"Hey, can't you use muscles?"
In the heated atmosphere, Darkness covered her belly. As a very durable cross knight, she also had a lot of muscles on her body.
[Lord Eris, you led me here, do you want me to go on stage to participate in this beauty pageant, so that my body with abdominal muscles will be criticized by these men with extremely ugly desires? Ah, how this is...】
For a moment, Darkness didn’t know whether this was a reward or a punishment, but she just thought about how she, as the eldest lady of the Darkness family, was wearing The thin swimsuit that could only cover her key parts made her feel a little excited and uncomfortable when she went up to the pool platform where everyone was watching and had her body subjected to the scrutiny and criticism of countless lustful male eyes.
Looking at the flyer in her hand, which was also the registration form, Darkness had a hard time making a choice.
"But, is this a divine revelation?!"
But in the end, with these words in her mouth, she walked towards the registration desk at the conference venue.
“Hello, I want to sign up for the swimsuit beauty pageant, what should I do?”
“Just register your information and prepare a swimsuit.”
< br>After Darkness registered her identity, she asked: "Am I going to go on stage later?"
"I'm afraid that's not enough. There are too many contestants who have signed up here. We may have to wait until the afternoon before we can take the stage."
The female staff saw Darkness's nervousness and comforted her: "No need to give it." You’re under too much pressure. Even if you don’t go on stage, no one will punish you.”
Staff: “?”
Why does this man look disappointed?
(End of this chapter)