Chapter 163 The undead take a bath, a cold joke—Floating Corpse
“What, it sounds like you won’t be able to find a good man after joining my Axis Cult!”
Aqua was still a little angry when she returned home, while Darkness and Wiz next to her had expressions that were hard to explain.
The Axis Cult is called a sect with brain problems, not without reason. The biggest reason lies in the somewhat eclectic XP of some believers. Not only can everyone, but also humans and beasts. Also acceptable.
If you really become a believer in the Axis Cult, the wedding market will directly lose your right to choose a spouse.
Oh no, maybe no one would be willing to marry an Axis cultist, this is the grim situation.
"In a sense, this can be regarded as a kind of self-abuse."
Darkness was talking about choosing Broly to be her future husband. After all, boys also count. Axis Cultist.
"Miss Darkness, can you please not take me with you."
Wiz's expression was a little subtle, but she did not have any masochistic tendencies.
"I went to take a shower. I spent a whole day with the undead in the dungeon, and my whole body stinks."
As he said this, Aqua took off her clothes and ran to the bathroom.
“Ah, does it smell bad?”
Wiz was a little offended, and immediately smelled his sleeves with his nose, and found that it did smell a bit.
"Wash together?"
Darkness was doing hard work, and she just came back carrying the treasure, and her whole body was smelling of sweat.
“Isn’t this not good?”
Miss Lich was a little embarrassed, mainly because she was afraid of staying in the same bathhouse with Aqua.
"There's nothing wrong with it. You can also experience Broly's bathing skills."
"Yeah, yeah."
Broly looked at Miss Lich with some anticipation, and he was the most interesting, after all, he came back with zombies on his back.
“Okay.”
Seeing the boy’s eyes looking forward to showing off his talent, Wiz reluctantly agreed.
The bathroom in the annex is more than 20 square meters, and the sink alone takes up most of it.
Rinse your body first outside the pool, and Master Bu will come online.
Wiz's body was indeed cold, like a corpse.
However, it feels smooth and elastic to the touch, but I have to add a fresh corpse.
The skin color is slightly darker, but it is just bloodless. It is still very white. Not only is it white, but it is also very big. It has a slightly chubby figure. Every shape is beautiful and can be called The previous plump body.
However, Wiz's body, which can be described with many flattering words, still has some shortcomings, that is, his metabolism is not enough.
Broly rubbed for a while and felt a little frustrated because he didn't get much dust.
For a bath master, this is no less than when people eat French fries without ketchup.
However, the good news is that after using the technique of infusing life energy, Wiz's body felt comfortable after being given a full-body massage, and his happiness value increased by seven points, an increase higher than what it is today. Aqua and Darkness are taller together.
It can only be said that the other two people who are used to taking baths have become like an old married couple and have lost their sense of novelty in some things.
Although the happiness value can still increase, it can only increase a little, which is incomparable to someone like Wiz who is not used to it yet.
【No wonder, we love the new and hate the old. 】
With this information in his mind, Broly gently put the Lich lady who had earned the happiness value of bathing into the huge bathtub.
In the next five minutes, Broly used extremely fast techniques to clean the surface of Aqua and Darkness' bodies.
The four of them were soaking in the large bathtub, but it didn't feel crowded at all. Aqua exhaled comfortably, then picked up the high-end sparkling wine she brought in next to her and started drinking.
"A big bathroom is good. The small bathroom at Marianne's house cannot be compared with the big bathroom at our house."
Well, Aqua is still holding a grudge, probably tonight I won’t forget it until I go to bed.
"Yeah, but every time I take a bath, it's a bit of a waste of water and firewood."
Wiz felt that the bathtub was too big, and it could accommodate at least five or six more people taking a bath together. It was simply Just like a medium-sized bathhouse.
“Look, there is a guardrail next to it. It should be to prevent bathers from slipping in the pool, right?”
Wiz touched the guardrail next to it and found that it was The card slot is quite suitable for human hands to grasp.
“Ah, Wiz, that’s not the guardrail, that’s...”
When Darkness saw this, she was still being invited to drink by Aqua, but she immediately spat out the drink she just drank in her mouth.
"Hey, hey, this is a bottle of top-quality sparkling wine worth 300,000 Eris, and you just sprayed it into the pool?" "Aqua, please answer me a question, this pool Have you washed it properly before starting to use it?”
“What nonsense are you talking about? Of course you have washed it thoroughly before use, otherwise how can you use it if it is covered with moss?”
“Then I’ll be relieved. .”
Darkness breathed a sigh of relief.
“What’s wrong?”
Wiz was a little surprised by her reaction.
"The guardrail you are talking about is not a handrail to prevent people from slipping, but an auxiliary tool. The specific usage is, well, Wiz, you turn around and grab it with both hands first..."< br>
Darkness felt that instead of talking about it, it would be better to let Wiz experience it for herself.
"Is that so?"
Wiz obeyed and tried, and soon her butt was pushed by Darkness who came from behind.
“Eh? Ah!”
Miss Lich was stunned for a moment, a little confused, but suddenly her face turned red.
“So it’s to assist this?”
"This kind of thing is not common in the bathrooms of nobles. Only those guys who like to work in the bathroom will install this kind of thing in the bathroom. Well, it seems that the owner of this annex was a good person. "A guy who plays."
Darkness said like an experienced player, imagining herself lying here, Suddenly he added: "But I prefer shackles to handrails. If possible, it would be best to be at a height where you can put your face in the water..."
Darkness The masochism broke out again. While saying something strange with a red face, he glanced at the boy next to him, as if expecting the other person's reaction.
As a result, she saw Broly having a great time diving there, diving from one end of the large bathing wall to the other, and then floating back on the water from the other end. Then play the diving game again.
As for the suggestive and charming scene here, it was only glanced at at first, and then dismissed after being incomprehensible.
"Darkness, can you let go of my waist?"
Wiz asked.
“I’m sorry, I lost my composure.”
Darkness let go of Miss Lich’s waist, sat back in the pool, and regained her composure.
“Hu~”
Miss Lich also breathed a sigh of relief. The posture just now was unexpectedly embarrassing.
“Want to drink?”
Aqua held the bottle and came closer to ask.
“Ah, I don’t have to.”
Wiz wanted to refuse, but the next moment a wine bottle was stuffed into his mouth.
"Don't be polite to me, just drink as much as you can~"
Aqua said generously, her face was very red and she seemed to be drunk.
“Hey, this wine, it’s a spirit.”
Only then did Darkness see the spirit logo posted next to this bottle of top-quality sparkling wine.
“Everyone is taking a bath, so let me show you a flower, bird, and moon show!”
Aqua, who didn't use purifying alcohol at all, had already entered a state of drunkenness.
While she was spraying water everywhere, everyone fled the bathroom in panic.
"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuThe drunken Aqua is so terrifying, I was almost purified!"
Wiz was still frightened, while Broly was beside her to help inject life energy into her. , restore the body that is somewhat illusory.
“Aqua is still in there, is it okay if I just leave it alone?”
Darkness couldn't help but ask after putting on a change of pajamas.
She only comes home occasionally now and usually lives in the annex.
"It's okay. Master Aqua has been like this before, and he also said that sleeping in the water is more comfortable than sleeping on the bed."
Aqua is the goddess of water, and she will never get drunk. Even if you drown, you can breathe freely in the water.
Because of Broly's words, the other two chose to leave Aqua alone.
After a drunken binge, Aqua fell into the bathtub and fell asleep like a floating corpse.
(End of this chapter)